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And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.

(via awkwarddly)

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Please give me all the advice you have on writing cover letters. Like, the closer you can get to literally just writing a cover letter for me, the better. Ok bye.

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Follow these tips and I swear you’ll win NaNo this year

Pull up your novel before you open the internet

Maybe you’re like me and usually you have five tabs open on Chrome at all times and it’s the first thing you see when you open your laptop. Exit out of the entire...

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World War I (WWI or WW1 or World War One), also known as the First World War or the Great War, was a global war centered in Europe that began on 28 July 1914 and lasted until 11 November 1918. More than 9 million combatants and 7 million civilians died as a...

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I learned how to do a new thing today and wanted to share. 

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Real fuckin MBTI Analysis

ENTJ: Your evil boss

ESTJ: Kid you've known since like 4th grade who is a perfect honors student with a billion friends and is awesome at sports and has a bunch of clubs and has never gotten less than an A in their life and your mom always asks why you can't be more like them

ISTJ: Computer nerd who knows way too much about space travel, might be currently building a time machine in their basement

INTJ: evil genius, probably walter white, scary

INTP: Quiet pretentious asshole

ENTP: Loud pretentious asshole

ESTP: obnoxious straight boy in gym class

ISTP: fucking crazy, also likes cars for some reason

ISFP: quiet dumbass

ESFP: loud dumbass

INFP: can be the sweetest angel but WILL turn into fuckin satan if you piss them off

INFJ: 24/7 martyr complex

ESFJ: 50's housewife and mom

ISFJ: needy perfectionist, wannabe INFJ

ENFP: best friend in any cliche teen movie

ENFJ: emotional spazz who always wants a hug

#PROBABLY WALTER WHITE #jfc #intj

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leigh-anne pinnock is such a beautiful and genuinely nice person and her parents did a great job raising her

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If you have problems focusing while you write, try using ILYS.

The site is coded so that you can’t see what you are writing, only the last letter, and you can’t edit anything until you get to your words goal. This means you have to focus on writing and what’s on your...

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Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

#reblog #psa #important #queue

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FAIRYTALE MEME: 8 Fairy Tale Creatures - [4/8] Mermaids   “If a shadow passed over them, she knew it must be either a whale, or a ship sailing by full of human beings, who, indeed, little thought that, far beneath them, a little mermaiden was passionately stretching forth her hands towards their ship’s keel.”

#reblog #myth #insp #queue

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modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

#reblog #hp #hc #queue

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space witches

"we ourselves are made of star dust" (carl sagam)

they find can understand the movements of the planets, interpret the darkest creases of the night sky. they find themselves aglow with starlight.

#reblog #insp #chideas #queue

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I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair: a playlist for the independent woman from the ladies of the 1950s

i. The Lady Is A Tramp - Lena Horne | ii. Sway - Rosemary Clooney | iii. Between The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea - Lee Wiley | iv. S’wonderful - Julie London | v. Roll With Me Henry - Etta James | vi. Dreamboat - Alma Cogan | vii. He’s A Tramp - Peggy Lee | viii. Mambo Italiano - Rosemary Clooney | ix. Cheek To Cheek - Ella Fitzgerald | x. Fabulous - Alma Cogan | xi. Lucky Lips - Ruth Brown | xii. Shoo Fly Pie And Apple Pan Dowdy - June Christy | xiii. Diamond’s Are A Girl’s Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe | xiv. Get Happy - Judy Garland | xv. Ten Cents A Dance - Doris Day

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#reblog #music #audio #playlist #queue

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I am too gay for this.

Me every time straight people talk about sex (via nerdfightergirl)

#reblog #about #queue

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You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay

You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay

You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment and that is okay

You are asexual and don’t like sex? That’s your sexuality, embrace it, that is okay

But you know what isn’t okay? Shaming people for their sex lives, that is not okay.

#reblog #queue

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never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

#reblog #i thought this was the funniest thing when i lived in america #and i only asked where they were from #i literally just meant: in what state were you born #instead i get this long ass list with them trying to do the accents from european countries #idgaf