justa-gothamite-girl

[justa-gothamite-girl]

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Yeah, it wasn't funny my mom's death cuz Joker can't tell his feelings

From a Gothamite

Living in Gotham and dealing with Batman and Joker's failed marriage (it honestly is at this point) is very similar to reading a funny and never ending slow burn enemies to lovers fanfic

Your laughing, your crying and your so done with both of them that your about to lock them in a closet together just to finish the damn thing

#it also wasn't funny being hospitalised for a month #idc if they have a broken marriage #my parents had a broken marriage #you know what my mom did? #she kicked my dad out of the house #batman should kick joker out of gotham

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Can someone PLEASE attack my professor of dimensions and safety models????

I can't stand that man, really. And he wants us to do, what? A fucking thesis! Man, I'm in my second year, give me a break.

Also, he gave me the most challenging city to do the project. It will take me at least 50 pages to do the analysis

#analysis gotham security AND insecurity #and explain where the errors are??? #man #where do i start? #AND do a plan #a security strategy for Gotham #that SHOULD work #how i start that? #not only that #i need to justify the reason for every single thing in the strategy #and also take in count international threats #I bet it will be 100 pages minimum #dc rp #dc rp blog #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #gotham roleplay #gotham #only in gotham #gotham rp #gotham university #scarecrow #the riddler #the penguin #someone! #condiment king! please!

[justa-gothamite-girl]

... Do you wanna help?

Having to clean your house after spending the past few hours cleaning is such bullshit, when does the sisyphean task of cleaning end, even in my sleep I'm cleaning.

BUT on the plus side there's neither a Rogue nor Vigilante in my apartment so that's good at least.

#i need to do a proyect #i don't wanna do it #am i postponing my project by offering you help? yes

[justa-gothamite-girl]

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Depends. If the pics are artistic (or has an artistic vibe) then to a museum.

If they are just a good pics of the rouges where you can see their faces then you can sell it to webs of fans or newspapers

Some good pics of some of the rouges, do you guys think I could sell these?

[justa-gothamite-girl]

It was me. I help him and was the most scary thing I have ever done. EVER.

I can't even believe I did it. Like, what was in my mind??? I just know it was a really shifty day. I think I had cried a lot. But. What was wrong with me?????

sometimes living in gotham is scary and dangerous but then sometimes you see king shark crying in an empty alley because he got half a car door stuck between his teeth and can't get it out without help

#my arm did get hurt #but cuz it was really difficult to get that out #i think he got hurt #my brother punished me for a month #i mean i felt sorry for him #but that wasn't enough reason to risk my arm (? idk #i mean i do NOT regret for helping him #but like (????? #my brother is still pissed #at least king shark recognised me when he attacks and i think he smiled me(? #recognises* #i think he lets me go(? or just ignores me #just gotham city things #only in gotham #king shark #gotham roleplay #gotham rp #gothamite #gotham anecdotes #gotham #dc rp blog #dc rp #dc #dc universe

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Just make a coffee to go, let it next to him and close the cafe. It is a normal thing to me when he patrols near the coffee I work in.

He will know how to exit and the next morning the cafw will be close, don't worry.

Guys what do I do Red Robin just came into the cafe and I told him we’re closing and he just. Sat down and fell asleep. What do I do.

#the coffee you will make needs to be an expressio #or americano #and let a lot of sugar next to the coffee #he will appreciated #believe me #dc rp #dc rp blog #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #gotham roleplay #gotham #only in gotham #gotham rp

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Definitely. I sold some good ones of scarecrow and two-face and for a good price

Some good pics of some of the rouges, do you guys think I could sell these?

#only in gotham #only in gotham rp #gotham photo #gotham roleplay #gotham rp

[justa-gothamite-girl]

You are right, I'm so sorry. That was really rude from my part.

I know that you do what you do in the name of research and science. The Joker, he... Idk.

Please understand that I get very overprotective with my nephews. Many tragedies have happened in my family

Again, so sorry Mr. Crane, it will never happen again

Fear toxin, or fear gas, as it is more commonly known in the current day, is in its purest form an extremely potent neurotoxin. It affected the subject through the standard ways- inhalation, ingestion, injection, skin contact, the whole nine yards.

(Purest is a little bit of a colloquialism here- I refer to what I consider to be the most effective combination, not the least diffused.)

I needed a full-on hazmat suit just to be close enough to the chemicals to experiment with them in liquid form. Effective? Yes. The subjects also all invariably died.

Aerosol sprays could be used for more limited exposure, whilst overall fog can be utilized for something rather more wide-spread.

At a rough estimate, being able to go through gas masks would necessitate possibly a 30% mortality rate amongst unprotected children under the age of twelve previously unexposed to the combination. With the frequency of formula changes (different approaches to different areas of the brain, varying formulas and purities from the equipment I can afford, disparate mixtures in order to spread the toxin in distinct environments, etc.) that is not a risk I am willing to take.

It would wreak havoc with the data.

[justa-gothamite-girl]

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Oh boy. Sometimes I wonder why I'm still in college.

I don't have chemistry but I'll have forensic medicine next year... I don't want to. Like, why I have to have that??? I just want to put criminals in jail

Anyway, good luck!!

Crying inside. Chemistry. Crying outside too. Moles make me sad. Why, stociomitry. (I can't spell)

I don't know anything. Why do I have to take chemistry? I just want to fiddle with hardware and build machines! Idc about KBr and how many litlers of solution I will have with it!

Lowkey, while I don't condone mass murder and most crimes, I get why most of gotham's villains were phds. Academicia is sad when I be confused D:

#ooc has forensics medicine next year #im studying criminology not criminalistcs #but now I have criminal politics and victimology and... i did past victimology #im going crazy #I'm one more failed exam away from becoming a villain #dc rp #gotham roleplay #gotham rp #dc #dc rp blog #dcu #gotham #gotham university

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Oh boy, my condolences

I hate clean up when he pass by. Means I won't be at home till next morning

What if YOU wanted to do your job quickly so you can clock out early and pretend it was the correct time but you got assigned the area where the fucking CONDIMENT KING is.

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Ed his a good man... Time to time

The riddler held the library hostage today. But one of his hostages went into labor, and he called off the whole thing. Just packed up his goons, dialed 911, and left. Can't say I blame him

(Mom and baby are both doing well!)

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Dunno. These days it's easy to hack and get a phone number.

But thanks for let me know <3 you have a special space in my heart.

If you ever need smth I'm here <3 (idk how can I be some help but yeah, I'm here)

[justa-gothamite-girl]

You just answer my second question.

Now he is 100% perfect

If he ever wants to date give him my number please (or my name cuz I think you don't have my number but if u do, then give him that)

[justa-gothamite-girl]

OMG HE JUST QUOTE MY FAVOURITE BOOK!?! HE CAN BE MORE PERFECT?

My friend, you just made me happier than I can ever be

#he is my darcy he just doesn't know it yet