#that SHOULD work

[the-one-and-only-duckduckgo]

Posting that here because I don't want to be attacked by my sadistic mutuals on main, but I've just started reading the transcripts of The Magnus Archives (couldn't focus on the audio), and I need to present:

The Magnus Archives (But I've Only Read a Few Chapters and Am Very, Very Confused.)

There's an archivist. His name starts with J and he talks a lot.

There are weird things happening to various people.

Every chapter is a different experience. Am I supposed to make connections between the stories? Who knows. They don't make a lot of sense so far.

Many different people and English names. Seriously, do you want me to die because I can't make the difference between the Jons, the Johns, the Joshuas and the Johnathans ? Do you know any names that don't start with J ?

Speaking of names, why am I hallucinating a Harold? I re-read the thing twice and don't see any Harolds. This doesn't feel right. There should be a Harold. These statements give Harold vibes. Give me Harold or give me death.

No sense whyyyyy?

There's a very cool guy named Gerard and I want to steal his wardrobe. He burns stuff.

No main guy lore ? Like, bro straight up announced that he lives a fantastic life reorganizing files in Dream Princess Abandoned Archives with two and a half co-workers and totally changes subject without further ado? Why, Josh, why? I want to know why you hate that guy.

Wait wasn't he John?

Who is that poor Martin and why does Jyouknowwho hate him?

What's happening with the recordings? Do you just put them away in boxes, Gabriel "not my department" style? What's the point?

GERARD KEAY GERARD KEAY GERARD KEAY

Is someone else going to speak or did Main-Guy-Probably-Jake lock himself with the mic ?

My friend who wanted me to listen to it teased it by speaking about romance and good queer rep. Where's the romance? Am I going to witness Jalapeño slowly falling in love with the tape recorder?

Eldritch books are an absolute slay.

Burning them is an even more absolute slay.

I made the mistake of opening a Pinterest board. Are you guys okay?

Well, obviously, no. But why is there a perfectly normal and decorative vase which isn't homophobic at all?

Also, who is the (gorgeous) blonde with long hands? Is he okay?

Shout-out to J-something-not-main-guy who managed to live with an eldritch soprano coffin for eighteen months. You get it, man.

Anyways, leaving you on this, answering my asks, and avoiding Tumblr to stop being spoiled. I'll come back whith more info in a few days.

#tma #tma podcast #the magnus archives #how do i tag this #lgbtqia #(apparently) #gerard keay #discovery of the tma universe #that should work

[ashleys-coffin]

Having a normal time

#ashley posting #the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #ashley graves #andrew graves #gravecest #coffincest #uhh trigger tags #tw gore mention #that should work #ask me to tag anything else

[justa-gothamite-girl]

Can someone PLEASE attack my professor of dimensions and safety models????

I can't stand that man, really. And he wants us to do, what? A fucking thesis! Man, I'm in my second year, give me a break.

Also, he gave me the most challenging city to do the project. It will take me at least 50 pages to do the analysis

#analysis gotham security AND insecurity #and explain where the errors are??? #man #where do i start? #AND do a plan #a security strategy for Gotham #that SHOULD work #how i start that? #not only that #i need to justify the reason for every single thing in the strategy #and also take in count international threats #I bet it will be 100 pages minimum #dc rp #dc rp blog #dc comics #dc universe #dcu #gotham roleplay #gotham #only in gotham #gotham rp #gotham university #scarecrow #the riddler #the penguin #someone! #condiment king! please!

[chrisrin]

ACT 5 TIME BABY LET’S GO!!

#should i make a homestuck tag for me talking abt homestuck #sure #i think i will #i dont usually liveblog (i still prolly wont) #but #just in case #uhhh the tag will be #chris reads homestuck #<- there #that should work #homestuck

[littledragonkana]

Finished this today. Almost 12h of work. Not the longest I have worked on anything but definitely the best portraits I have drawn

#how do i tag this? #painting #ibispaint #that should work

[sidesteppostinghours]

"herald wouldn't if he knows" i am staring directly at my "guess we're lovers now" tag for my chargeflystep cyrus run

#chargeflystep #0 hate on heralds part i think its funny and honestly valid as hell #i should make a proper tag for these actually #archives readthrough #that should work

[dumb-droid]

does ofmd get better with every rewatch or am I just mentally ill?

#i swear I’m laughing more at the jokes than I did the first time #is this normal? #should I talk to a professional? #every day I am more in love with franchie too #god I need to get some friends #and sunlight probably #should start drinking water too #or day drinking #that should work #ofmd #our flag means death

[lady-murderess]

I really need to start posting my Tyler headcanons already. I said I would start posting them a while ago and ever since then they've just been sat there in my drafts collecting dust

so after I finish them off, the plan is to pop them on my queue so they get posted out daily and I don't have to worry much about it

#that should work #hopefully...

[snowthedemonfox]

reading all these potential gen 9 leaks... screaming and crying rn

#arctic fox speaks #just in case lets add some spoiler tags #pokemon spoilers #gen 9 spoilers #scvl spoilers #that should work

[bl00died-teeth]

I just finished watching fantasy high s2 , the episodes on youtube I mean and I'm sad that I cant watch the rest

I NEED TO KNOW what happens

but also I cant pay for dropout so I guess I'll be in purgatory forever?

#dropout tv #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high season 2 #dimension 20 #d20 #intrepid heroes #like whos ayda? #i think shes important cause in the Fantasy High album they have a song dedicated to her #jssdidsjidsisdo #i guess i should make a tag for my posts #frog speaks #that should work #fantasy high #fantasy high dimension 20 #fantasy high d20 #also neverafter ID LOVE TO WATCH NEVERATER IT LOOKS SO COOOOOL #also i keep seeing fanart of that frogman? gerald? #and his wife and they are very cute i wanna know if they get back together or not

[cerise-on-top]

Could I get HCs for what pet names the Elsens would use for the reader? Thank you! ☆

Yup, of course! Please do apologise the delay in completing the request! I hope this is to your liking! Also, this is another really cute request! Good to see people love these little guys so much.

Elsen Giving Reader Nicknames

While Elsen definitely are affectionate beings, they’re also more on the reserved side, usually. But it’s definitely not out of the question for them to give you a few nicknames, especially once you’ve given them some. It made them feel more like individuals and not just “some other Elsen”. So, they were grateful for any name you would give them.

Yes, not every Elsen is the same, so the names given to you would vary. But some could be a bit more generalised based on where they work and what their priorities are. For example, sad as it may be, an Elsen working in zone 3 would be more likely to call you something related to sweets. With “Sugar”, “Honey” and “Cutie Pie” just being a few examples. They connect you with what they are fond of, and thus, saccharine nicknames are their chosen ones.

For the inhabitants of zone 2 it would likely be something relating to how you make them feel. They value safety above anything else, so they are likely to call you something along the lines of their “Hero”, “(Guardian) Angel” or “Shelter”. A bit less romantic, yes, but it still conveys just as much feeling.

As for the residents of zone 1, it could be something a bit more casual. Since zone 1 provides the other zones with most of the elements they need, they are hard workers. Again, depending on where in zone 1 they work, the nicknames can vary, but generally speaking, something like “Sunshine”, “Sweetheart” and their “World” is to be expected. Things that are important for existence.

#off (game) #elsen x reader #elsen x player #because i've not been posting for the past few days i'm gonnay post earlier today #and twice as well #i also wanna make the masterpost today while it's still small enough #that should work #also i've been playing off spinoff games as of late #currently playing through the c/s/r verse #hard as it is i'm having fun #kudos to my friend for indulging me

[loveofastarvingdog]

making healthy decisions /s

#timothy's txts. #someone come find me and beat me up so i don’t message this guy anymore ! #ah i should probably have a tag for him :| #douchewad tag (STOP MESSAGING HIM) #that should work #tw caps

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

[cemeterything]

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

#🐉 #they should have tried it on elias. not because i think it would have worked im sure hed have seen it coming #but just to see his reaction. #tma

[valmillion]

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

#its not a real solution obviously like they should work properly in the first place #but it shows how all these changes are not for the benefit of the user and are always unpopular

[ciearcab]

gouache falin

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #falin touden #chimera falin #traditional art #illustration #gouache #i haven’t touched my paints in so long! i made this a challenge for myself to work with all these reds and get something cool out of it #ignore how messy my edges turned out - my tape roll is like 7 years old and barely sticks anymore #unsure if i should tag for nudity to be safe but also i’ve seen her shirtless more times on my tl this week then anything else ever so.