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The DC Universe equivalent of Chuck Norris jokes are Batman jokes

#And no #you cannot convince me otherwise #dc comics #batman #Chuck Norris

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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

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That is so damn funny

It’s 1770. Frederick the Great looks into the distance and says “I’m going to invade Russia.” Then he thinks. “No, I’ll just work on industry instead.” At that moment, the clouds part, and Charles XII descends in a ray of sun. He smiles and places a hand on Frederick’s shoulder. “You did it,” he says, “You passed history.” It’s over. Prussia lives to see another day. 

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yo guys look at this edit i did months ago

#im screaming #joakim brodén #sabaton

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That is... Beyond adorable

That could've been me 20 years ago... Except 3-year-old me requested 'Orange'

... I meant 'La Grange' by Zz Top. Anyway, that's how I learned headbanging

the genuine joy of sitting in the car with my sister and her kids, and my sister’s taste in punk and metal has rubbed off on them bc the six-year-old girl with her pink flower headband is pleading to hear “the song about the baddies’ boat that sank” (sabaton’s ‘bismarck’) and she’s joyfully screaming along with the lyrics like “PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL”

#heavy metal #sabaton #zz top

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Iove how they drive in a Cabrio, you know, the least winterproof car there is

What if Marshal Michel Ney met King Karl XII?

Another one for the invading Russia train. Maybe if we get enough of those, we might survive the winter.

I’m not really in the Napoleon fandom, so I don’t really know anything about any of the Marshals, but from what i read about him on wikipedia, Ney was known for being brave and good at fighting and generally seems pretty badass. I think Karl XII would like him and probably want him as a commander in his army.

I have no idea what Ney thought of Karl XII, but undoubtedly he would have at least heard of him, and maybe read Voltaire’s biography on him. With both of them being military guys they would at least have had a topic to talk about. 

#history #It's the little details #sweden

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If Sabaton Wrote Barbie Girl.

 What can be said it surprising good and fit so ya. Much like alien ant farms cover of smooth criminal if you translate it beat and tonally you can make wired mash up that should not work.

#Please #this is the funniest shit #sabaton #Swedish metal #Barbie

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She never lets him forget.

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All it took for Jyn to convince Han to help break Cassian out of an Imperial prison was a couple thousand credits… and admitting that she’s in love with the Captain. He gets a pic for good measure.

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I find it absolutely hilarious that half this fandom is denying Tech's death and the other half is preparing to burn down Dave Filoni's house

#star wars #the bad batch season 2 spoilers #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 2 finale

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incorrect rebelcaptain quotes 16/?

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incorrect rebelcaptain quotes 8/? [x]

bonus:

#rebelcaptain #rogue one #hell yeah

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You're braver than I'll ever be

I embraced chaos by drawing this all on one layer. 

the 501st boys getting some rest in the barracks, I’m not sure if ill finish this later but I do like how its turned out so far so ill probably continue working on this tomorrow. 

#One layer??? #clone wars #clone wars 501st #clone captian rex #arc trooper fives #clone trooper jesse

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Well, how true...

(especially if you read Dominoes by @meridiansdominoes on ao3)

YES YES YES

#Looking at you meri #domino squad #beloved darlings #the clone wars #Also how partial is the tons of emojis behind echo's slot #Come on

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Brains and Brawn

#ac syndicate #assassin's creed #evie frye #jacob frye

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to celebrate new years, here’s a list of characters who i’d let crack my back like a glowstick

1. cassian andor

2. cassian andor

3. cassian andor

add yours in the tags