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@monthly-challenge 2024 | Day #17: Bicycle

Hold back the river, let me look in your eyes

Hold back the river so I

Can stop for a minute and be by your side

Hold back the river, hold back

#HECKKKKKKK #right in the obitine feels #obitine #tcw #obi wan kenobi #obi-wan kenobi #satine kryze

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#ahsoka show spoilers and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by kanerallels

#HAHDHAJSHAHSJAJ #yyyyyyyyup

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#ahsoka show spoilers and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by kanerallels

#HAHDHAJSHAHSJAJ #yyyyyyyyup

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#PFFFFT ICONIC #this is amazingly funny #and also just amazing advice in general #it's so much more fun to be dramatic like that anyways

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Now OBVIOUSLY I'm not the only one but I need to know how many others who see this and agree that Kanan and Ezra are father and son 😁 I just can't stop gushing over it 😁😁 I can talk about them forever 😁😁😁

#star wars rebels #they are so father and son and i would die for them #prev your tags sum it up PERFECTLY

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FRIEND ✨😊✨

FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you're having a lovely day!!

#thanks for the ask!!

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two weeks of chenford 2024 day 10 - april 25th

prompt: rescue

type: one-shot ficlet

(warning: series-accurate depictions of injury to a child.)

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For You, I'd Move Mountains

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“Dad, Dad, watch me! Look, Dad!”

Tim glances up from his book and blinks, squinting into the blinding afternoon sunlight just as the small figure launches herself cannonball-style from the deck straight into the water. After a few seconds, her head resurfaces and she grabs the side of the pool again, grinning up at him with her gap-toothed smile.

He grins back and gives his daughter a proud thumbs-up. “Seeing lots of improvement there, A-team.”

Aster giggles and throws herself backwards, showing off with a reverse somersault followed by her little feet kicking wildly and proudly above the surface.

Tim chuckles and watches to make sure she resurfaces safely before returning to his book.

“Incoming!” shrieks another little voice from the porch doors, and Tim registers a neon-orange-clad, black-haired, child-sized streak barreling toward the pool to join her sister. Briar clasps her hands together and dives headfirst into the water like she’s been doing it all her life.

Which, coincidentally, she has.

On the twins’ first birthday, Lucy had enrolled them in infant swim classes after completing a truly impressive amount of research. He had been skeptical but trusted her judgment, and after only a few months of lessons he was watching his two girls as they were unceremoniously tossed one by one into a pool fully clothed, but quickly flipped themselves onto their backs, stuck their faces out of the water, and breathed normally until the instructor picked them up and handed them to their parents for hugs and praise.

And ever since then, Tim could breathe easier when the girls insisted on playing in the water, even though he never really understood the appeal. Truly, they are their mother’s children.

Speaking of . . .

“Aster!” Lucy calls, stepping out onto the deck. “Do you need to reapply?”

“No, Ma!” comes the answer.

“I got her,” Tim says, motioning to the bottle of sunblock on the table.

Lucy smiles a thanks and takes the seat to his left, kicking her feet up onto a nearby flower pot. She breathes a long sigh and leans her head back against the chair. Tim closes his book, crosses his arms, and takes in the sight of his wife next to him.

She looks stunning, as usual. Her face glows in the late summer sun, her cheeks are flushed from the heat and the bottle of beer she's sipping, and she’s wearing those jean shorts and yellow bikini top that he loves.

“I think I’ll take the girls to the beach tomorrow,” she considers. “Bri’s been begging to go.”

Tim raises his eyebrows. “If you want to swim in a glorified fish sewer tank, that’s your funeral.”

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read the rest on ao3

#augh this one was SO SO GOOD #chenford #the rookie #tw drowning #tw injury #ink is the great cure for all human ills

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kanan & hera ilysmsmsmms

#same #kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #kanera

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"Bicycle"

The Shuttle drabble for @monthly-challenge day 17!

People would often ask Selden why he had yet to replace his old bicycle. It was decades old, the handlebars had been bumped out of place, and a chain popped loose on a monthly basis. Surely, someone who'd come as far as he had could afford to replace it.

But Selden still couldn't see the titled handlebars without thinking of the accident that had gotten them so out of alignment— when he'd fallen off his bike and found himself in the company of earls and millionaires.

And he never wanted to forget the best accident that ever happened to him.

#ahsgshdhahdhdhajdh YES #i love this so so much #the shuttle #g selden #ink is the great cure for all human ills

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Based on the fact that Freddie Prinze Jr has his own cookbook, any headcanon that Kanan can cook is canon. To me. I have spoken.

#LITERALLY YES #star wars rebels #kanan jarrus #freddie prinze jr

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I am leaving to go on a weeklong trip this weekend so if this post gets to

50 notes before I get back I will force myself to watch Wish and liveblog it

200 notes before I get back I will break down and purchase the shuttle and read it

400 notes before I get back I will start practicing drawing people again because I hate doing it because the things I make haunt me

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I love when celebrities acknowledge their characters lore

#PFFFT AMAZING I ADORE THIS #truly he is the one and only flash #the flash

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There are two wolves inside of you

One of them is broke and wants to save money

The other one wants to own hardcover versions of books

#HIGHLY relatable #the shuttle

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Leaked footage from next episode bc Echo got them dad jokes

#LOLLLLLLLL #the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #emerie karr #echo bad batch

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I personally don’t ship them but I still kinda wish Ezra’s and Sabine’s reunion in Ahsoka had been a bit more emotional and stuff so yea I made this

Also I drew Ez with blue hair because I didn’t realize he didn’t have blue hair until live action lol

#oh THIS #i love this #ahsoka show #sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #it was so artistically done

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#yup!