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Dead I Am The Dog
Dean had long lost track of the days, hours, minutes that had gone by while he was strung up on Alistair’s rack. The torture sessions bled together into one long continuous sensation of pain. Even when he ‘healed’ it hurt. It was maddening, and the fact that he’d started to black out during Alistair’s visits didn’t help. 
“You’re staring to look worn out there Winchester,” Alistair had remarked at one point, carving his face like a pumpkin. Dean couldn’t respond without his eyes or mouth, but that didn’t matter much to the demon. “At this rate, you won’t last another ten years. All you have to do is say yes boy, and it’ll all stop.”
He refused, giving a weak thrash. “Well, there’s always the spare I suppose..” Alistair muttered, voice fading as he presumably left.
That sentence fueled his resolve. He wouldn’t let them get Sam. They couldn’t have him, nobody could, not as long as he was conscious. 
“WINCHESTER!”
Right. Alistair was crucifying him currently. How long was he out? Even the demon seemed vaguely concerned. Dean glared at him, or at least, tried to. He couldn’t move. Come to think of it, he couldn’t feel anything either. From his current vantage point, it seemed like he was on the cross. But he couldn’t feel the nails. He couldn’t feel anything, not even pain! If he could’ve he’d have been grinning.
He was so happy he didn’t even notice his vision darkening of Alistair fleeing the scene. 
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“So,” says Sam, Worst Winchester Currently Alive. “You’ve decided to get married.”
“Oh for fuck’s-” From across the table, Castiel is glaring daggers. Dean backtracks immediately. “I mean– it’s not that I don’t want to do this, it’s just–”
“You don’t see how it’d change things.”
“Exactly. I don’t see the point.” 
Sam sighs. 
“We’ve been over this, Dean. You and I are brothers. We have no tangible ties to Cas, and we can’t infiltrate this goddamn cave unless we ‘come in pairs’. And you and I can’t do it without backup, you know that. So you need to marry Cas to get him over the threshold. We go in together, then you go back to get Cas.” 
Dean grits his teeth. 
“If a goddamn soulbond or whatever the fuck he put on me when he whisked me out of hell doesn’t count, why do you think a piece of paper would?” 
“Because it’s legally binding in the United States of America,” Sam replies as if it’s obvious, as if his brother is being obtuse on purpose. As if what Sam just said made any goddamn sense. 
“And?”
“Dean,” Castiel snaps. “Do you want to save the starving children or not?” 
“Fine.”
“So,” Sam says again, raising his voice when Dean starts to protest again, “you’ve decided to get married, here are eight questions to ask yourself before you tie the knot.” Is that – that looks suspiciously like a Pinterest link. What the fuck, Sam?
“First question,” Dean mutters, “why the hell did I ever decide to go back and get you from Stanford.” 
“Why the hell did I ever decide to go get you from hell,” Castiel snipes. Sam turns to Castiel, pointing at him with his tablet. 
“You’re lucky. When this is over you can divorce him, I can’t un-make him my brother.” 
“Well, love is clearly in the air, why don’t you two take the plunge.” He doesn’t mean for the words to slip out, but he’s apparently on grave digging duty today. The grave in question being his own, of course.
“We suggested that!” Sam and Cas shout. “And then you wouldn’t stop bitching at us!” 
That’s true. He did do that. 
“I know,” he grumbles. “Sorry. But look, don’t tell me you wouldn’t bitch at me if Eileen and I rocked up at your doorstep and said we were getting hitched but see, don’t worry, it doesn’t mean anything.” 
Sam stares at him.
“Dean. That’s not the same thing.”
“You know, it kinda is.” 
To his right, Castiel lets out a weary sigh, but Dean stands his ground. Cas’s his person. His guy. Screw how it sounds, but nobody marries him but Dean. 
Sam raises his eyebrows. 
“Then this shouldn’t be an issue. I mean. I’d, I’d marry Eileen, you know. For a case, or, for other reasons, you know–“
Dean smirks at his brother’s stuttering. 
“I know you would.” 
“Sam, what’s the eight questions? I want to know,” Castiel demands. He’s sprawled out on the motel bed Dean claimed, fully fucking dressed as usual. Shoes and all. On the bed. 
“The questions are the least important part,” Dean protests. “There are children starving in a cave!” 
“Yeah but there’s nothing we can do about it until morning anyway. This isn’t Vegas, we can’t just barge into a chapel at two in the morning and get you two hitched.” 
“Fine,” Castiel mutters and reaches to pluck Sam’s tablet from his hands. “But let me read the questions.”
“No, I’m reading them,” Sam objects and tugs the tablet out of Castiel’s hands. “Don’t marry someone until you can honestly answer these questions. One: are your life goals compatible?” 
Dean looks at Castiel and says “I think so?” at the same time as Castiel says “What are your life goals, Dean?”
“I, uh.” He scratches his neck, takes another swig of beer. “To not die? Unless, like, necessary. Like if it was me or someone else, someone who deserves to live I mean– then…”
“Dean”, Sam says, sounding strangled. “You deserve to live.” 
“Your life goal can’t just be ‘not die’”, Castiel argues. “That’s like saying ‘my goal for the day is to just be awake’”. 
“And yet for some it’s unattainable,” Dean snarks.
“That's usually you, Dean.”
“Hell yeah. Anyway, what are your life goals? What do you even know about that shit anyway?” 
“What ‘shit’?” Castiel asks, air quotes and all. “Living?” 
“Yeah.” 
“I want to live somewhere where I can see the sea. I've always been curious about driving vehicles other than cars. I want to summit a mountain. I want to watch every Doctor Sexy MD spin-off. I want to try poached eggs, although I'm sure I wouldn't like them. I want to meet a blacksmith. I think I want to get a pet of some kind. I want to grow old. I suppose I also want to not die, as you put it.” 
Sam looks between them and looks like he’s trying not to laugh. 
“Dean, is that compatible with your goals?” 
Dean swallows dryly. Cas’s never told him any of that before. 
“Sure,” he says. Some of that stuff they could knock out in an afternoon, the rest is… trickier, but… technically not impossible. And he supposes it could be nice to live near the ocean… maybe. “But I ain’t getting on any mountain.” 
“I miss the Himalayas,” Castiel sighs. “Okay, Sam. What’s the next question?”
“Can you accept their flaws?” 
“I already do,” Dean snorts. “He’s crazy. Stubborn. Crazy stubborn. And he wears shoes in bed.”
Castiel looks down at his loafers and he looks a little guilty. 
“Sorry.” 
“It’s fine. I accept that about you. Now c’mon, lay it on me. My flaws.” Castiel just looks at him, eyes suddenly soft, sincere and soulful and something squirms inside Dean. “If you’re about to say I don’t–”
“No, of course you have flaws, Dean. And of course I accept them. They’re part of you.” 
“Cool”, Dean croaks. “Thanks. Next question, Sammy?”
“Oh, this is a good one. Are you financially compatible?” Sam’s shoulders are shaking with laughter. Dean snorts.
“Well, I’m a pro at hustling and scamming credit card companies and Cas here just straight up never pays for anything, so I’d say we’re a perfect match.” 
“What? We gave you a card, didn’t we?” 
“Yes, but I find queuing to pay tedious. I just put things in my pockets.” 
Dean grins at Cas. Attaboy.
“Wow. Okay. Wow. Uh, next one is how well do you communicate?” 
To their credit, both Dean and Castiel wince. 
“Uh. You know,” Dean starts, and doesn’t get any further. But the thing is that they’re great at talking. He never tires of their conversation. It’s just that historically speaking they’ve been pretty bad at talking about the big and important things. Communicating their feelings and such, but that just makes them your average red-blooded American male. 
“Making progress,” Castiel lies smoothly, and Dean nods along. Sure. Yeah. 
“Yeah, yeah. Do you share the same values?” 
“For the most part,” Castiel says. Dean shifts uncomfortably. Shared values was kind of what made them fall into the same foxhole in the first place, but… they’ve had their disagreements through the years, that's for sure. 
“Where it matters,” Dean says. “Sort of.” Maybe they can work on that too. 
“Are you –” Sam abruptly stops. “Maybe we should skip this one.” “No, come on.” 
“I don’t actually want to know the answer. It says: are you sexually compatible? But that’s not even relevant...” 
Castiel suddenly seems very invested in inspecting his own hands, and Dean – Dean is also looking at Castiel’s hands, why is he doing that, what… what did Sam say, again? 
“Come again?” 
“Do you… are you… whatever, who cares, let’s do the next one,” Sam says quickly. 
“No, no, we gotta take this seriously,” Dean hears himself say. “Sex, that’s just… part of marriage, makes sense. Even if we’re just talking hypothetically.”
“I believe we’d be compatible,” Castiel says gravelly, still not looking at Dean. 
“What? What makes you say that?” Has Castiel seriously thought about this? “You’ve thought about this?” How? In what capacity? Purely academically, like a thought experiment? Or has he fantasized about it? 
“No,” Castiel says sullenly, but holy shit, he has. Dean stares at him. Dean’ll admit the thought has occurred to him once or twice. Or maybe more than that, but hey. The man is good-looking. Dean’s only human. 
“Moving on,” Sam interrupts loudly before Dean has the chance to ask Castiel what the fuck he meant. “Uh… do you like your partner enough to spend forever with them?” 
“Yeah,” Dean says. Duh. He’s already planning on spending the rest of his life with Castiel anyway. What, it’s not like he’s going to leave him and go settle down with someone else. He used to think he wanted that, to find a nice girl and get a house or something, but turns out what he really wanted was a home base and being surrounded by the people he loves. Sure, it’d be nice to get a proper house someday, if they could wing it, but he wouldn’t want it unless it involved Cas somehow. And it’s not just because Cas is family and because of everything they’ve been through together. He likes Cas. Cas is his best friend. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Castiel is finally looking at him, something thoughtful in his eyes. 
“Dude,” Dean says. “Come on. Don’t leave me hanging like this.”
“I’m thinking about it,” Castiel says, and Dean rolls his eyes. 
“Awesome. So I’m good for, what? Giving you rides and feeding you? But not good enough for the long haul?” 
“Ha, Cas doesn’t like you,” Sam taunts. 
“Yeah, now I know how you feel,” Dean replies, and that shuts him up. 
“Forever is a very long time,” Castiel says. “When you claim that you’d tolerate my existence ‘forever’, what you mean is for the remainder of your life, which is about fifty or so years. Forever for me would literally mean forever.” 
“And you’d get sick of me, blah blah, I get it.” He wouldn’t be the first to get sick of Dean. It’s not like he doesn’t get it. But it doesn’t feel fucking great to hear it. 
Castiel sighs. 
“Dean, you have to know that I would spend forever with you.”
“You just said you had to think about it.”
“Yes, but the answer was always going to be yes.”
“Look, this… this obviously won’t be a real marriage, so it’s not like… it’s not like it matters.”
Sam clears his throat awkwardly. 
“Well, if it was, you’d… well, I can’t really believe this, but according to the quiz, you’d have a pretty high success rate.”
Dean’s not blushing. It’s just getting kinda hot in here, isn’t it?
“Whatever,” he mutters.
“It’s not ‘whatever’”, Castiel grouches. “It’s our marriage.”
“Our fake marriage.”
“That is legally binding in the United States of America.”
“Whatever, let’s just get it over with,” Dean says. Castiel sits up on the bed. 
“Is that how you’re going to propose to me? ‘Let’s just get it over with’?”
“You think you deserve some kind of grand gesture?” Dean scoffs, but he feels a little bad about it. Cas probably does deserve a grand gesture. “Alright, but I’m not getting down on one knee.”
“No, of course not.”
“What is that supposed to mean?” “It means, Dean, that you’ve made it very clear that you don’t want this.” Castiel says, exasperation coloring every word. 
“I do want it!” Dean argues. “I do!” He gets up from his chair and kneels in front of Castiel’s bed. “Fine! I’m literally on my knees here, dude. Will you marry me or what?”
“Yes,” Castiel says quickly, and his eyes are bright and his cheeks are flushed and somewhere in the background Sam is letting out an obnoxious “aww” and Dean’s heart is kinda racing. He just proposed to someone. And not just anyone. To... to his guy, to his person. Fake or not, the moment feels pretty real.
“Okay. Good,” Dean says, and he doesn’t know what the etiquette is now. “I don’t have a ring or anything.” 
“That’s alright,” Castiel says, still smiling. 
“Stop looking at me like that,” Dean says. It’s not real. This isn’t a real engagement. “Fiancé.” 
Castiel’s smile is blinding and the softness in his eyes... yeah, that looks pretty real too.
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 7 months
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If the ADHD doesn't take me out yall are gonna hate me this month
Whumptober 2023
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Welcome to Whumptober 2023 — the sixth year running!
To those of you who participated last year, welcome back! To everyone joining this year, welcome!
Please make sure to read the Event Info carefully, as most of your questions will be answered there already. For everything else, you are welcome to come to our ask box or ask questions in our Discord server here.
This year’s AO3 Collection can be found here.
And this years playlist can be found here.
There are 139 prompt options in total this year - this is including the alternatives list! A special thanks goes out to those who took part in our trope vote back in July. From the 1526 responses to our list of 223 tropes, we looked through the popularity results, as well as your honourable mentions, and were able to produce this years prompts list. Stay tuned, as we will be posting some of the results at a later date!
We’re very excited to see the community come together once more and be a wild, chaotic bunch of creators and consumers of whump. Go wild with the prompts, and support your fellow creators - we wish you all the fun!
Best of luck and happy whumping,
Mods Vanne, Yenn, Kitty and Surro
(All 31 Themes + Prompts, Event Information and FAQs are posted below the cut!)
Whumptober 2023 Prompt List
No. 1: “But now this room is spinning while I’m trying just to fill in all the gaps.”
Safety Net | Swooning | “How many fingers am I holding up?”
No. 2: “I’ll call out your name, but you won’t call back.”
Thermometer | Delirium | “They don't care about you.”
No. 3: “Like crying out in empty rooms; with no-one there except the moon.”
Journal | Solitary Confinement | “Make it stop.”
No. 4: “I see the danger, It’s written there in your eyes.”
Cattle Prod | Shock | “You in there?”
No. 5: “You better pray I don't get up this time around.”
Debris | Pinned Down | “It's broken.”
No. 6: “Do or die, you’ll never make me; Because the world will never take my heart.”
Recording | Made to Watch | “It should have been me.”
No. 7: " “I paced around for hours on empty; I jumped at the slightest of sounds.”
Alleyway | Radio Silence | “Can you hear me?”
No. 8: “I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier.”
Overcrowded ER | Outnumbered | “It’s all for nothing.”
No. 9: “Learning everything ain't what it seems, that's the thing about these days.”
Polaroid | Mistaken Identity | “You're a liar.”
No. 10: “Can’t you see that you’re lost without me?”
Broken Phone | Stranded | “You said you'd never leave.”
No. 11: “All the lights going dark and my hope’s destroyed.”
Animal trap | Captivity | “No one will find you.”
No. 12: “I haven't slept in days but who's counting?”
Red | Insomnia | “I’m up, I’m up.”
No. 13: “It comes and goes like the strength in your bones.”
Cold Compress | Infection | “I don’t feel so good.”
No. 14: “Feed me poison, fill me ‘till I drown.”
Flare | Water Inhalation | “Just hold on.”
No. 15: “I don't need you to help me I can handle things myself.”
Makeshift Bandages | Suppressed Suffering | “I’m fine.”
No. 16: “Would you lie with me and just forget the world?”
Gurney | Flatline | “Don’t go where I can’t follow.”
No. 17: “You’re the lump in my throat and the knot in my chest.”
Collar | Touch Aversion | “Leave me alone.”
No. 18: “I tend to deflect when I’m feeling threatened.”
Blindfold | Tortured For Information | “Hit them harder.”
No. 19: “I’ll take one final step, all you have to do is make me.”
Floral Bouquet | Psychological | “I’m not as stupid as you think I am.”
No. 20: “People don’t change people, time does.”
Blanket | Found Family | “You will regret touching them.”
No. 21: “See the chains around my feet.”
Vows | Restraints | “Don't move.”
No. 22: “They never saw us coming, ‘til they hit the floor.”
Glass Shard | Vehicular Accident | “Watch out!”
No. 23: “It’s gonna get me by the end of the night.”
Shadows | Stalking | “Who’s there?”
No. 24: “I’ve got a head full of chemicals; mouth full of ridicule.”
Goodbye Note | Neglect | “I thought they were with you.”
No. 25: “You’re not delivering a perfect body to the grave.”
Storm | Buried Alive | “They’re not breathing!”
No. 26: “Sometimes I get so tired; I don’t even know myself.”
Seeing Double | Working To Exhaustion | “You look awful.”
No. 27: “You drew stars around my scars; But now I’m bleeding.”
Matches | Scars | “Let me see”
No. 28: “We might not make it to the morning; so go on and tell me now.”
Bloody Knife | Sacrifice | “You'll have to go through me.”
No. 29: “I only sink deeper the deeper I think.”
Scented Candle | Troubled Past Resurfacing | “What happened to me?”
No. 30: “It’s okay, just to say, ‘I’m not okay’.”
Borrowed Clothing | Bridal Carry | “Not much longer...”
No. 31: “I thought that I was getting better.”
Emptiness | Setbacks | “Take it easy.”
Alternatives List:
Betrayal
Aftermath of Failure
Brass Knuckles
Decoy
Body Modification
Playing Cards
Examination
Hunting
Drugging
Shaking
Panic
Broken
Miscommunication
Lab Rat
Reluctant Whumper
Event Info & Rules
~ Please read our extensive event info posts before sending us an ask ~
WHUMPTOBER is a month-long, prompt-based creation challenge (think: Inktober, but whumpier). There are 31 official themes this year - one for each day of the month - which can be used, skipped, or combined in any way you’d like. The 'theme' of each day is the line of lyrics.
The prompts are merely to serve as inspiration without being taken literally (e.g. you don’t have to include the exact wording of prompts into your work). Feel free to run rampant on interpretation. For example, if the prompt is "flame", you could create something with reference to a candle/campfire, your character could have suffered a burn, or the flame could be related to the 'spark' of a relationship. It's truly up to you!
In total, there are 4 prompts for each day: there's lyrics, an object, a trope and a line of dialogue to choose from.  We want to give everyone as much creative freedom as possible, as well as increase event accessibility for folks with triggers and squicks.
Creators can PRODUCE work in any media they choose, including but not limited to: writing, visual artwork, photo/video/audio edits, paper crafts and elaborate recommendation lists (not just a list of links). Creators can PARTICIPATE as much or as little as they want (i.e. you don’t have to do ALL the prompts if you don’t want to) and prompts can be used in any order. They are also free to use even after the event ends.
When uploading Whumptober content to your blog, be sure to tag the with:
#whumptober2023 …..(the event tag)
#no.1, #no.2, #no.3, …..(day number)
#lyric, #bruises, #stabbing,  …..(the theme or specific prompt you chose)
#fandom or #OC, … (ironman, originalcontent, oc …)
#medium …..(gifs, fic, podcast, art, etc.)
#teeth, #gore tw, #etc …..(trigger warnings & any additional tags. Add "tw" AFTER the trigger/content warning. )
#nsfwhump …..(only for nsfw content)
#your own tags go here
PLEASE BE DILIGENT WITH YOUR TAGGING. Only properly tagged posts are considered for archiving on the official @whumptober-archive blog. They must be tagged in the order above. An elaborate post about our tagging system can be found [here]
Unfortunately, due to the sheer number of participants in recent years, we cannot guarantee your work will be archived. A random selection of properly tagged posts from all genres will be reblogged each day.
Whumpers who produce content for 31 total theme days are considered event completionists and will be tagged in a masterpost at the end of the month. A form will be published at the beginning of November asking you to tell us if you completed the event. You do not need to post anything you have created, we rely on trust and we will not check this.
Questions not addressed in one of our many event info posts can be directed to this blog. We will not answer any questions that have been answered in the FAQs or rules already.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. How does this year’s prompt list work? What do I have to choose?
You can create something based on:
The overall theme/lyric of the day
Prompt 1, 2 or 3
One or several of the alternative prompts
A combination of the above
Q. Is [specific anything] allowed?
When in doubt: JUST DO IT!
Q. Do I have to do all 31 days?
Participate as much or little as you like! Just be sure to tag your posts properly (ex. #no.7, #radio silence). If you create works for 31 total theme days you will become a completionist. But apart from that, there are no repercussions if you don’t fill prompts for each day.
Q. Can I post early/late?
Yes, you can post whenever you want. We will only reblog posts during October, but you can use our prompts all year round. The day you post will only affect your probability of being reblogged.
Q. Will you reblog my post?
Due to the sheer number of content posted during Whumptober we can’t promise to reblog every single post. We will make a random selection trying to capture a wide variety of content. The following will increase your chances at being reblogged:
tag your post properly
post within 2-3 days of the theme you want to fill: if you fill the prompt for Day 1 your chances of being reblogged during October 1st to 3rd are highest and will go towards zero afterwards.
Q. What if I don’t understand a prompt/theme?
Send us an ask! We’re happy to help with wild, unhelpful clarifications or brainstorming. That being said, the themes are entirely up for interpretation. Don’t take them too literally. For example: You can be choking on a cherry, someone else can choke you or you could be choked up on emotions, etc.
Q. What kind of content can I make? Can it be NSFW?
This is a MIXED MEDIA event! You can write fic, post meta, doodle or paint, create a gifset or photo edit, link a song, or get crafty with video - anything goes. As for NSFW, make what you like, we just hope that you’ll tag your work accordingly so that others participating in the event can stay safe.
Q. Can I combine Whumptober with other creation challenges?
Absolutely, as long as the other challenges allow it too.
Q. Can I upload/repost my Whumptober content to other social media platforms?
Of course! You can post your own content wherever you like (or you can opt to not publish it at all). Additionally we’ve created an AO3 Collection to archive any fics posted there. It can be accessed here. The tumblr blog @whumptober-archive is the official archive, so please respect the boundaries of any closeted whumpers in your social circle.
Q. Can I use prompts to write a new chapter for an existing fic?
Yes.
Q. An existing fic I am currently writing contains many of the Whumptober prompts, can I use it?
If you are actively writing this fic at the moment with the Whumptober prompts in mind, yes. If you’ve previously posted something that checks the boxes, we ask that you not include it retroactively for this current year. You can, however, add new chapters relating to one or more of the prompts.
Q. What kind of characters can I write for?
Fandom characters, OC characters, human, furry, alien, cyborg, RPF, whoever you like. You can use the generic “whumpee” character or have specific ones.
Q. Does it have to take place in a specific fandom?
No, you can create works for your own worlds or for fandoms or for both. You can also create more generic or pan-fandom works. You can do cross-overs or use OCs, whatever you want.
Q. Can I use a prompt multiple times?
Yes, but it only counts once towards being a completionist.
Q. If I’m not comfortable with one day’s prompts can I use a prompt of a different day as a substitute and still be a completionist?
No, you can’t exchange prompts for different days. However, if all four prompts of a specific day make you uncomfortable, we have created an alternate prompts list that you can draw from. You can exchange any prompt with these, but please make sure not to use them twice.
Q. Where can I post my work?
Post where and how you want. You don’t have to (cross)post it to Tumblr or at all. Just keep in mind if it’s not on Tumblr we will not be able to add it to the blog archive.
Q. Can I start posting early?
You can, but this is an October event and wouldn’t it be more fun with everyone doing it at the same time? That being said, you can post early, but we won’t be reblogging any work predating October 1st.
Q. Do I have to finish a fic I started/can I post WIP’s?
Yes you can post WIPs. And you’re not obligated to finish it in October for it to count towards being a completionist.  
Q. Is co-writing allowed?
Yes, absolutely, and it would count towards being a completionist for both/all of you.
Q. Do I have to create 31 standalone pieces to be considered a completionist or can I write one continuous story?
One continuous story is fine.  The challenge is to write something for 31 prompts. If that’s spread over 31 fics or just one, you are still considered a completionist. (The same goes for every other media you choose.)
Q. Is there a min/max limit on word count?
There is no limit.
Q. Can I combine prompts? Is there a limit on how many?
No limit and combine as many as you’d like.
Q. Is a hc/angst/emotional whump focus ok?
Of course! We are not going to establish a threshold for whumpiness. If you think it’s whumpy enough, then it’s whumpy enough. It can be physical, psychological, emotional, or any combination of the three.
Q. What’s considered nsfw?
See this post
Q. What is whump?
Typically the genre includes situations where a fictional character is hurt, be it emotionally, psychologically, or physically. Fanlore provides information here.
Q. My interpretation of the prompt isn’t whumpy at all, does that count?
If you don’t think your interpretation is whumpy, then it doesn’t count for Whumptober. Remember that whump comes in many forms, though, and that we don’t have a whump-checker or a threshold for how much whump needs to be included. If you think your interpretation contains enough whump to count, then it does.
Q. Can I start working on the prompts before October?
Absolutely! That’s why we post the prompts a month in advance. We recognise how difficult it can be creating for 31 days in “real time” so feel free to start creating early!
Q. How do I tag triggers?
tw at the end of the word, ex. #gore tw
Q. Do I have to use your tags?
Yes, if you want your work archived on the blog. If not, feel free to use whatever tags you want. 
Q. Does combining prompts count towards completion?
Yes
Q. Can we @ you?
Yes but we mostly rely on the #whumptober2023 tag.
Q. Is there anything we are absolutely not allowed to write?
There are no rules, but please make sure to properly tag your trigger warnings. And keep in mind Tumblr’s policies if you are posting it here (or the policies for whatever site you use).
Q. Where can I go for brainstorming help?
Here on Discord or come into our ask box.
Q. My characters are minors, is that ok?
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 7 months
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This eats so hard actually
can i interest you in a cas beef flomix
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 7 months
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Too bad you're getting it anyways since Chapter four isn't doing the thing
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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i, too, wouldve had a psychotic break like jensen ackles and trauma bond with dean winchester after having been buried alive, having to jump through real glass, be locked in an attic with 60k live bees, accidentally stab my co-star with a real knife prop, get lube thrown on me every other episode and be in a house that's actually on fire just to film a silly little tv show
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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Tell Me Pretty Lies
No good relationship is founded on lies, or at least, that’s the general consensus.
However, Dean and Castiel are above silly human constructs like that, or so you’d believe. Dean is pretty truthful, especially with Castiel. He loves him dearly. From the way he rambles on like Encyclopedia Britannica to the way he swings his funny looking blade at monsters.
The one thing he does not tell him is that he isn’t human. At least all the way. After seeing Sam freak out at him when he ‘went snake’, it’s turned him away from doing it in front of anyone but Zeph. He wants to tells him, he really does, but now’s just not the time. He’ll know when it is though. 
But the thing is, Castiel has an inkling. But he says nothing.
Because while he doesn’t immediately fall for Dean, at the beginning, he’s incredibly fond of him. How could he not? Dean is so kind to him, contrasting greatly from Sam and Zephyr’s aloofness and mistrust. And as time goes on, that fondness evolves into love. 
But he doesn’t say anything about being an angel. He could not bear to see the look of betrayal cross his face. Even though he’s suspicious about Dean’s own human status, he holds his tongue and continues to love him.
The thing is, Dean sort of knows already. He can smell it, taste it, feel it. Normal humans are not as warm as sitting on a sun-warmed rock, they do not taste like thunderstorms and ozone, and their voices do not send vibrations throughout his entire body like a bass beat (the right kind, not the one demons sound like). But it’s all part of what makes him love Cas. He’s dorky, but powerful. And he’s Dean’s. Even if it takes a while for him to realize. That’s ok, he has all the time in the world. He could wait 6000 years even.
He’d just have to find a way for Sam and Jess to live that long.
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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New fic writers: But what if I don't...Wanna live the way you live?
Veteran fic writers, 27 WIPs deep, jotting down 6 new WIP ideas they came up with in the shower, chain smoking with handrolled cigarettes using pages of their own printed fics, weeping into their laptops: Oh don't be ridiculous, Andrea, EVERYBODY wants this
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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JW Redemption Arc:
John realizes Dean may not be human in (S1 E9)
Missouri talks sense into him
In Shadow (S1 E16) he realizes the weight his actions had on Dean and begins attempting to reconcile
More likely to say yes to Micheal
Eventually accepts Zeph
Zeph and Dean go get the Colt
They find out Grimic blood is better than a dead man's
Adam lives!
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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Votes seem to be leaning towards Kill John, so here's what that entails:
John doesn't go to Missouri in Home (S1 E09) or realize Dean isn't human
John will die after Shadow (S1 E16)
He will probably be in Heaven
May say yes to Micheal
Zeph and Dean don't get the Colt
Adam dies RIP
Might get used as a meatsuit by Azazel, leading to Azazel's death via Dean
THiTR
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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kurtkunkleismybbg · 8 months
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Chapter Three (2)
(Sneak peak for chapter four and five posted on Patreon)
Lucas had been terrified and he had been silently begging Dean to stay. He owed to the kid make sure he was ok.
When they pulled up, he could smell Lucas’s fear the moment he got out of the car. It was the strongest it’d had ever been, and he could even faintly hear the kid’s heartbeat from how hard it was pounding. He rushed to the front door, ringing the doorbell. Lucas threw it open a minute later, and took one look at him before taking off. Dean was on his heels instantly, stomach turning when he registered Andrea’s fear adding to the mix of scents clogging the air.
Lucas started pounding on a closed door that had water steadily pouring from underneath it and Zeph moved him back, allowing Dean to kick in the door. Small hands clutching his stopped him from going in, so Zeph rushed forward, fighting whatever force that dragged on Andrea as they pulled her up.
Eventually, it gave up, and she slumped forward, in their arms, gasping raggedly. Dean and Zeph’s eyes met for a second of relief before sliding to their temporary charges. They had a long night ahead of them.
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