I havenβt posted on here in a minute mainly cus I kinda fell out my cod phase but anyway Iβm gonna star posting again but this time for Spider-Man across the spiderverse because itβs my new obsession :) probably mainly gonna write incorrect quotes and maybe fics
Iβm currently so obsessed over hobie brown itβs insane
Soap: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
KΓΆnig: i live in constant fear of m/n who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what he wants.
Y/n: Could you maybe just likeβ¦ stab meβ¦ right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. βCause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Graves: Iβve finally Recovered the stolen ballistic missiles and destroyed the evidence of the convoy ambush. Nothing will stop me from killing 141 now
Y/n: true but thatβs nothing compared to updog
Graves: huh
Price: no.. donβt do it
Gaz: yhe y/n is right, those missiles are powerful but updog is way better
Alejandro: oh my
Graves: what is going on
Y/n: Iβm telling you if you really want to defeat us you really need updog
Graves:β¦ whatβs updog?
Y/n and gaz trying to hold their laugh and high-fiving*
You were just walking in the center of (city) doing some grocery shopping with ghost. βDo we need anything else?β You asked ghost who just finished grabbing the stuff he needed βnoβ βoke letβs go ho-β you were about to finish ur sentence when you heard gunshots being fired. βFUCK YOU ALLβ a male voice yelled out while still shooting aimlessly around him. Everyone was running desperate to get out of the store. You and ghost werenβt much of an exception, or at least you tried to run, it was like ur feet were nailed to the floor? You looked at ghost who was already looking at you. The next thing you know he was on the floor. Bullet wound in his chest. You tried to scream and yell, or do anything. But you couldnβt do anything
End of nightmare*
I woke up, sweating. You look at the digital clock that read β3:47β then I look beside me to see ghost asleep. Ghost was usually a light sleeper due to his work and stuff. You slowly got out of bed not wanting to wake him up to go to the kitchen to get some water and recover from ur nightmare. Soon enough, ghost was standing in the doorway. βNightmare?β He exclaimed while looking at you. βHow did you knowβ βyou always go to the kitchen after a nightmareβ you sighed walking up to him and he automatically opened his arms to engulf you into a hug. βWant to talk abt itβ he asked. βNot right now, maybe tomorrow.β βLetβs go to bed again, ok?β βOkeyβ
I donβt think ghost will ask you a lot about it considering it can be a sensitive topic
Heβll probably not talk a lot to comfort you but believe me, he does care.
After you to went to bed youβll probably cuddle with him being big spoon to make you feel protected
You and soap were assigned a mission were you had to go through a forest because that was where the enemy base was. You and soap where walking when you found a hatch in the ground. βYo soap?β βYhe?β βCome look at thisβ he came to you and looked where you were looking. An old, wooden, abandoned looking hatch in the ground. βShould we investigate it?β You asked βI mean, price did say to look for anything suspiciousβ you two came to a decision to take a look and if you didnβt find anything you will go back. You two got inside. βFucking hell it darkβ soap said βand really wet, how did this much water get here anywayβ you looked down to see that ur boots were almost filling with water. βI donβt know but letβs look furtherβ you were walking when you found a hole in a wall where water was pouring out of. βHey do you think- soap?β You looked behind you to see that soap wasnβt behind you anymore. βSOAP?β You yelled, no answer. You figured he went back so you also went back to the hatch opening. You toon the way back and.. the hatch wasnβt there anymore? It was sealed shut. You figured you took a wrong turn so you went back only to find the water rising more and more, and you couldnβt find ur way back. As you started to panic, the water only rises faster and faster. You were now swimming at this point trying to find the hatch. You kept swimming finding nothing and then it went black.
End of nightmare*
You woke up in ur bed, remembering that you were at the base. You went outside ur room to find that it was dark and everyone was asleep beside the look outs, but your room wasnβt anywhere near them. You went back into ur room and decided to try and go back to sleep and forget about the nightmare. Eventually after a couple failed attempts to go back to sleep you decided to go the commen room. You went outside of ur room and started walking, you turned a small desk light on and opened a window. You looked out of the window and then suddenly weβre startled by a hand on ur shoulder. You flinched. βAh, Iβm sorry. Didnβt mean to scare you.β You looked at soap with kind of a βwtfβ expression. Soap akwardly rubbed his neck and then decided to ask βwhat are you doing up? Couldnβt sleep?β You sighed and sat on the couch and he sat beside you βI had a nightmareβ you answered after a couple seconds of silence. βOh Iβm sorryβ heβs such and idiot. βItβs okayβ you two sit in a comfortable silence for a couple of minutes when he opens his arms and you immediately go in to hug him. βWant to talk about it?β βNo..β βokayβ you eventually both fell asleep on the couch and then had to explain to price why, when he found you two the next morning.
You and price come home after you two went grocery shopping together. You step into the living room and it dark so you flip a switch, but nothing happens. βMustve blown a fuseβ price says and goes to find a flashlight. By the glow of the fire in the fireplace, I see smoke backing out of the chimney, filling the room with an eerie haze. I crack a window. βI heard crows making noise in the chimney. They probably build a nest thatβs why the smoke is trappedβ price shines a light on the breaker box. As he flips a switch, a buzz sends us hurtling backward. βItβs gotta be a fuse. I can fix it.β βJohn I have a bad feeling. Letβs get an electrician here in the morning and go to bedβ he agreed and we went to bed. I walk downstairs to check the chimney, the fire was almost out. I walk upstairs and go to bed but in an hour I wake up in a panic. A thin veil of smoke lingers in the air. I force myself to go back to sleep. In an hour I wake up again and there was more smoke than before. But how can that be when the fire went out hours ago? After cracking a window. You went back to bed once again. You woke up to the fire alarm screaming. I bolt upright. I look next to me and price isnβt there I go to the living room and swing it open, and I am blown back, knocked to the floor. Searing heat and black smoke overtake me, burning my skin. And I black out.
End of nightmare*
I was sitting upright in my bed. And I look around. Iβm in my room. Not in a house, and there was no fire. You read the clock and it said β5:39β figuring it would be to late to go back to sleep since you had to wake up at 6:30 you decided to go to the look out which was soaps and gazs duty this night and tell them they could go back to sleep and that you would take it for the last 50 minutes. You opened the door and surprisingly price sitting there with a rifle in his hands. He looked at you and said. βHeyβ βhiβ you replied βwhat are you doing here? Do you need somethingβ βI can take it for the last 50 minutes if you want toβ he looked at you and chuckled. βWhatβs so funny?β You asked βnothing, did you have a nightmare?β You look up at him. βHow did you know?β βGhost also come here when he gets a nightmare, and you two are very similar even if you donβt notice itβ he walks up to you and puts a hand on ur shoulder βif i really calms you you can take it for the last minutesβ he offered you his rifle and you took it with a small smile βthanksβ you were walking to the spot he was sitting and watched as price walks away. Right before he was about to walk out he stopped at the door way and turned around. βIf you ever want to talk about it, you can always come to meβ βthank you, captainβ
141 was visiting y/nβs lab but they donβt really trust him*
Soap fucking around in y/nβs lab*: is this a lightsaber? *a dangerous laser*
Y/n: No- itβs not a lightsaber
*gaz almost hits y/n with a bat*
Y/n to gaz*: enough with the bat! Look if I wanted to hurt you I wouldβve done it already, because if Iβm being perfectly honest with myself you have a very punchable face. *lifts shirt and reveals bullet wound*
Gaz: OH MY-
Y/n: *groan* gah that bullets went straight through thatβs good-
Soap: wait, wait, wait, wait bullet? You were shot?
Y/n: yeah- no actually, no, I was stabbed. With a bullet what do you think you Morron
Soap: Iβm the morron? You were the one who was shot!
Price to hostage that they had to question* : Ur not gonna talk?
Hostage: No
Price: okeyβ¦ youβre gonna hate my partner, he interrupts all the time
Y/n with ADHD*: howβs it going?
Hostage: Could be better. Just wish i wouldnβt fuckin-
Y/n: did you see game of thrones last night? Iβm sorry, youβre still talking. I do that a lot. I do that a whole bunch. Uhm, do you sell drugs? Or uhβ¦ what was I talking about 2 seconds ago?..
Hostage: game of thrones
Ghost: price, this ainβt gonna work.
Price: just give him a moment
Y/n back to the hostage*: no
Hostage: do I sell drugs..
Y/n: yes!
Hostage: no..
Y/n: whereβs my phone at? I do this all the time.. can you call my phone.. real quick? Iβm looking for my phone..
Hostage: whatβs ur number?..
Y/n: you should really watch game of thrones. Itβs 310-598-7537
Hostage: this number is already saved in my phone?..
Hey I've never made a request before but if your open to it I'd really like something for tsu'tey and his gender neutral s/o going with Jake and his family to seek safety in the water clan and just them having to learn how to live their as well.
Tsu'tey Γ gn!reader
Oke, so in this story ur gonna be neytiri's sibling :)
Reader and tsuβtey went with the sully family to the metkayina clan because they wanted to stay with neytiri, while neytiri didnβt mind and actually wanted reader to come tsuβtey didnβt like the idea that much..
βWe canβt just leave pandora behind!β
βI have to stay with my sister!β¦ please.. sheβs the only one I have left..β
βFine..β
They fly on their ikrans overseas to the metkayina clan because they knew that that would be the most convenient clan to go to considering that itβs so different from pandora and so that the RDA forces will most likely not find them there. (Idk if this is true but it just seemed the most logical to me since there are also tons of other clans who would be much more convenient to them)
When they arrived we landed after some hustling with the metkayina people and trying to make them trust us we finally got to our huts where we would be able to rest for a bit.
You went to neytiri and her family for a bit to check up on everyone and ask if everyone was feeling oke and then you went back to tsuβtey.
I think that at first tsuβtey would absolutely hate it.
But after a while he will probably get used to it.
When it finally hit nighttime you decided to go out for a night walk along the shores when you found ur husband standing on a lifted rock. You quietly stood next to him and put a hand on his shoulder. He spoke,
βWe will eventually go back, right?β
βYes, we will. We just have to get rid of the stupid military peopleβ
He smiled at you and put his forehead to yours.
βI see you, y/nβ
βI see you, tsu,teyβ
Extra headcannons:
-I feel like the sully kids would call you guys uncle/auntie y/n and uncle tsuβtey π₯Ή
-he will definitely immediately try one of the biggest animals he can try to master and actually does pretty good
-you have to make him a shell necklace he will say that he doesnβt like it at first but then puts it on and never takes it off
βI thought you didnβt- nvmβ
-tonowari, ronal and the rest of the clan would probably trust you guys before they trusted the sully family considering you guys are native naβvi and not dream walkers