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Macbeth: Ha! No one can defeat me

Macduff: Well, I was born from a C-section

Macbeth: Well, shit

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Hades, sighing: I miss Persephone

Hecate: She’s just visiting her mother for the day, she’ll be back soon

Hades: I know, but still…

*Hades sighs again*

Hecate: Hades-

Hades: Persephone used to call me that

Hecate: Yeah that’s because it’s your fucking name

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Achilles: There is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

Odysseus: Those are the sirens bitch!

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No one:

Icarus: 🎶 I believe I can fly 🎶

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If you are ever having a bad day, remember that Elpenor in the Odyssey, got drunk, slept on Circe's roof, forgot to use the ladder on his way down, fell, broke his neck and died.

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"Penelope and the Suitors" is actually a good name for a band.

(credit to the YT channel Overly Sarcastic Productions)

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Never forgiving Athena or Poseidon for what they did to Medusa. She never deserved that.

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Hats off to Priam, Hector's father, that dude walked to Achilles and begged him so that he could give his son a proper burial.

#achilles #bookworm #the song of achilles #hector #priam #greek tumblr #greek gods #greek myth retellings #greek mythology #comments

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Calypso: You have to make a choice. It’s either your wife or-

Odysseus: My wife.

Calypso: you didn’t let me finish.

Odysseus: I’m so sorry goddess, please continue.

Calypso: Its either your wi-

Odysseus: My wife.

Calypso: Either yo-

Odysseus: My wife.

Calypso:…

Odysseus: That last one was genuinely unintentional.

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That one maid who saw her undo it every night:...um—

Here's a little lesson in trickery!

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Someone: Greek mythology is boring.

Greek mythology:

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someone: motherf#cker

oedipus: ...

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