Shakespeare characters as random things in my notes app
Lady Macbeth: It was so cunt of him to die
Hamlet, talking about Claudius: He looks like his hairline got a restraining order from his forehead.
Also Hamlet: After I found out I had a silly little mental disorder, I was like, “what if I went to England?”
Mercutio, angrily: If I was a shark, I would eat Tybalt.
Hamlet, with an idea for a play: I say, “beef jerky.” The camera pans to you, saying “No! Please no!” Then it pans back over to me. I am beef jerky.
Hamlet, with another idea for a play: I’m gonna write a one-act comedy of The Last Supper. Yes, “Judas, you’ve been awfully quiet.”
Laertes, to the tune of Creep by Radiohead: 🎶 I’m a crêpe 🎶
More to come.
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Malcolm and Hamlet are literally the opposite end of the same scale, the scale being 'How well did I handle the murder of my dad on an emotional level'
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Macbeth: Ha! No one can defeat me
Macduff: Well, I was born from a C-section
Macbeth: Well, shit
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rest in peace lady macbeth you would have loved handsoap
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On a scale from 'Macbeth' to 'Romeo', how emotional would you react to the death of your wife?
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I had an idea for a t-shirt
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she may be prettier but she will NEVER be able to recite macbeth’s soliloquy the way that i do
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Lady Macbeth: I have girlbossed my way into too many situations...
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The bestest of friends :)
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Production of Macbeth were everything is normal exept for the fact that the Macduff Children are played by actual chickens
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