Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3
Thunder. Enter the three Witches.
FIRST WITCH:
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hey sorry your boyfriend was mistaken for the king and stabbed through the curtains. yeah he was wrapped in cloth and left to rot. he’s at supper now. no, he’s not eating. the worms are feasting on him now. oh and - yeah the prince just called him a dumb bitch. sorry.
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"Shakespeare coined many new words" and? I coin new words every time I play wordle and I can't guess the ffffffuckign answer
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Genuinely I think anyone who is a Shakespeare nerd should talk more about what Shakespeare play they fucking hate. Sure, knowing your favourite play might be good and all, but being a hater and knowing your LEAST favourite is where the fun is.
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Rip shakespeare you would have loved ouran high school host club
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Listen, TECHNICALLY "The Soothsayer"™️ (in the Shakespeare play) told Caesar to "Beware the Ides of March" around the time of Lupercalia, which was in February. Soooooo we really should start celebrating in mid February🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡
/j
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are like the Numbers 12 and 13.
I won't elaborate. I don't think I can elaborate. It just makes sense.
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