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L/N)/Winchester
(Y/n) and Dean
4 kids: 3 boys 1 girls
Jensen (16)
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Joseph (14)
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Athena (9)
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Phoenix (5)
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Chapter 1: “Apple Pie Morning”
Darling Point of View
“Bae..Bae..Darling wake up.”
“Fuck off.” I rolled over stuffing my face into the pillow, hearing Dean breathe out a laugh.
“Not today, Sunshine.” Dean said throwing the covers off my body. “Time to be a loving wife and caring mother for the day…instead of the terrifying monster you are right now.” He mumbled the last part thinking I couldn’t hear him but jokes on him I heard it loud and clear.
“I heard that, you dick.” I said still too tired to open my eyes, “And fuck all that before you guys I was fattish and now I’m just fat.”
I then felt Dean picking me up bridle style, “You seem perfectly fine to me.” He said as he laid me down on something or in something? I didn’t really care until I snapped my eyes open, shrieking at the sudden coldest of water raining over me.
Growling I glared at the smug smirk on Dean’s lips, “Dean, you son of a bit” he cut me off with another wave of showers for his own amusement. Spitting out the remaining water from my mouth as I stared blankly at him.
“Hey Darlin’, looking a little wet there.”
“Of course, Dean, I’m always wet when in your sexy presence.”
“Thanks bae I kno”
It was my turn to interrupt him as I grabbed him by his pant loops dragging him into the tub turning the shower head on soaking him so he is now as drenched as I am.
“Looks like we’re both a little wet now, huh.” I smiled at him feeling his arms tightening around me, laying on top of me.
“Oh yeah? Bet I can find other ways to make you even more wet.” He mumbled trailing kisses along my collarbone before playful nuzzling his nose against my neck causing me to giggle.
“Stop.. Ha… Dean.. Ha… It…Tickles… Hahaha” I spoke between laughs.
“You love it.” He said passing his lips softly against mine, growing more passionate as I run my hands through his hair.
 
Before this could heat up any further a small voice spoke making Dean and I pull away quickly to see our 5-year-old son, Phoenix, standing in front of us in his dinosaur pajamas.
“Daddy why are you on top of Mommy all wet?” He stared at Dean with curious light brown eyes, tilting his messy blond-haired head to the side.
“I was just help your mom wake up because we all know how monster like she is in the morning.” Dean said while getting himself and I out of the tub.
“Hey, I’m not that bad.” I said handing him a towel to dry off with.
“I don’t know mommy. You can be pwetty scawy.” Phoenix looked up at me with an innocent smile similar to my own.
“Then this scary mom-ster is going to get you.” I said quickly picking him, peppering little kisses all over his face making him laugh.
“No mommy haha” He shouted reaching out to Dean, “Daddy save me from the monster.”
“I’m coming, Nix.” He said throwing the towel over my head then plucking Phoenix out of my arms. “Don’t worry son, I’ll always be there to protect you.”
“Thanks dad.”
“That’s cute Dean, but you can’t save him from school.” I said pulling the towel off my head looking at the clock on the bathroom wall, “Which starts in an hour or two so get him dressed.”
Hearing this I received a groan from the two as they walked out towards Phoenix room but I thought came to me as I quickly popped my head out of our bedroom doorway shouting, “No plaid this time Dean!” getting a bigger groan from said man as the door shut.
 
-Later in the Kitchen-
“I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah.” I sang softly packing all the kids’ lunches for school as Kai, a Shiba Inu, sat at my feet staring at me with bagger eyes for the PB & J sandwich I was currently making.
“No Kai, you silly dog, you just ate plus this is Rosie’s Lunch not Kai the Shiba’s lunch.” I laughed at the how much the creature resembled Phoenix just moments ago.
Speaking of the Phoenix, the back door leading from the backyard to the kitchen was thrown open and in coming a tiny pink piglet followed by a slightly dirty Phoenix and an oddly still clean 9-year-old Rosie.
“Hi mummy.” Rosie greeted sweetly taking a seat at the bar while I grabbed Phoenix by the back of his shirt.
“Morning sweetie,” I smiled lovingly at her before turning back to the pouting boy. “Phoenix how is the pig cleaner than you?”
“I don’t know maybe he is a clean pig.” He sassed at me.
“Now where did you learn to be so sassy?”
“From you.”
After looking at him for a silent moment I sighed saying, “Probably, but still go sit next to Rosie so I can wipe your face and hands.” Placing two pop-tarts into the toaster, I grabbed a wet hand towel rubbing it over Phoenix’s muddy cheek.
“Mummy I have a question?” Rosie suddenly said putting her Harry Potter book down. “What’s sex?” Making me stand frozen in my spot at the same time the pop-tarts popped up from the toaster.
“Umm Rosie maybe you should ask your dad about that.” I told her putting the strawberry pop-tarts onto their own plates and then setting them down in front of the kids before turning my back to them to place one more strawberry pop-tart and a single cherry one in the toaster.
“But I did and he told me ask you about it.”
“That son of a bitch.” I whispered under my breath. Slapping on a fake smile, I looked at Rosie beginning with, “You see sex is something that grown up do like kissing on the lips.”
“Is that how babies are made?” She continued curiously.
“Only one question per day, now eat your pop-tart, because mommy was-”
“Too lazy to wake up on time to make us an actual breakfast.” A mocking voice that cause only belong to one 17-year-old boy.
“I’m pretty sure you are old enough to make your own food Jen.” I said handing him the warm strawberry pastry as he opens the fridge for some milk.
“Mother please its Jensen, Jen is for a girl, while I am a man.” He said puffing out chest about to drink from the jug, but I snatched it from him grabbing 4 glasses pouring the milk into them slide one to him.
“Oh you’re a boy? The nurse must have lied to me then by saying you were a girl.” I smirked at his unamused face.
“You think you’re so funny mom, I’ll tell Rosie what sex really is.” Jensen threatened.
“Like you even had enough sex to know what it is.” 14-year-old Joseph said walking into the room thanking me for the Cherry pop-tart and glass of milk.
“I’ve had plenty of sex.”
“Your hand doesn’t count Jenny”
“Owch nice one Joey.” I high fived him.
“Thanks mum.”
“So wait if sex is gwown up kissing on the lips then were you and daddy having sex in the tub eawlier when he was waking you up.” Phoenix questioned.
“So that’s what you’re calling it now “waking mommy up”.” Jensen smirked like he won something. “You guys told me it was “tickling without clothes”.”
“You told me it was “killing bedbugs”.” Joseph added on.
“I thought you said it was “kissing booboos away”.” Rosie said confused.
“But now its waking each other up,” Jensen dramatically sighed wrapping an arm around my shoulder. “Looks like someone has been caught in their web of lies.”
“I have the power to embarrass you in front of your whole school don’t annoy Jen.”
Right when he was going to reply Dean run into the kitchen with a worried face. “Everybody we have new neighbors and they look friendly so we need to hurry our asses into the car like now.”
Hearing the words new neighbors and friendly in the same sentence made us panic as we hushed around towards the door. With the kids having all their things Dean throw Rosie over his shoulder and Phoenix on his hip he ran out to his black Chevy Impala while I waited on Jensen and Joseph to get Kai and Pocky.
“Los hijos mas rapidos vamos.” I yelled in Spanish with Jensen carrying the dog and Joseph holding the piglet.
“I’m getting to old for this.” Dean huffed getting into his car as the boys and I got into my black Mitsubishi Outlander.
“It all for a good cause bye guys love you all.” I shouted rolling the windows up hearing ‘love yous’ and ‘byes’.
Dean’s car left first. Looking in the side mirror I could see that one of the new neighbors was going towards him but he sped up leaving her in the dusk. Seeing her surprise face caused the boys and I to laugh so hard that we didn’t notice her coming over until there was a knock on my window startling us. There outside my car was a perky blonde woman waving at me with a bright smile wanting to talk to me. It sickened me deeply.
Rolling my window to a crack she immediately spoke, “Hello I’m Ash-”
“Sorry in a hurry kids, school, late well okay bye.” I said rapidly, starting the car, and leaving her there with a confused look on her face.
“That was a close one.” I said as Jensen and Joseph nodded in agreement with me along with Kai barking too.  
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 2 years
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Lonely
Stephen: *yawns*
Y/N: Yeah, it must be tiring being that pretty.
Stephen: *smirks* Then you must be exhausted.
Wong: Can you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 3 years
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I freaking LOVED the trope subversion here XD
(From Animaniacs 2020 - “Warner She Wrote”)
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Vlog #1 Best Friend with David Dobrik Series
-In the Car with Alex and David-
“Dude, you just passed the apartment.” Alex told David from the passenger seat.
“I know. I’m headed over to (y/n)’s to tell her all about my new YouTuber life.” David announced then looked directly at the camera on his dashboard.” (Y/n) was my pen-pal and my first friend when my family came to America and she hates having the camera on her so she will most definitely be in these vlogs.”
“Who the fuck has pen pals?” Alex questioned scrunching his eyebrows together.
-In Front of Your Door-
David and Alex stood at your door with the number A23 on it, David started banging his fist against it which must have scared you since they could hear crashing and a ‘Shit’ from inside your apartment.
“She’s going to be so surprised.” David shook with excitement like a dog who hasn’t seen his owner in a week when really he was just move yesterday.
The door then opened to reveal you in your pjs and your hair in a messy bun, your frown increasing once you the camera in your enthusiastic friend’s hand. “Oh god please don’t tell me you’re a YouTuber now.”
“Yup and even better they’re going to be vlogs.”
I looked at Alex silently asking if David was for real or not but Alex just nodded his, voicing your thoughts, “I know terrible idea right.”
“But not the the first or last horrible idea he’s had.” You sighed at all the times David has gotten in trouble by just making those stupid vine and you had a feeling that these vlogs were going to get more hazardous. “So instead of 4 seconds people now have to deal with you for 4 minutes.”
“Yes they do.” He stated proudly throwing an arm over your shoulders. “More me everyday and you too since you’re my best friend.”
“Well then Davey it’s been an eventful friendship but it’s time for us to call it quits.” You pulled away from him and placed your hand on his chest trying to push him out of your room.
“(N/n) stop it.” He laughed grabbing your hand and holding it there. “You know you love me.” He gave you his puppy-dogs and stuck out his bottom lip. “Please continue to be my best friend.”
“Fine, only because you’re too cute like that.” You patted his cheek with you hand. “But no you have leave it’s late.”
“Aww man”
“Alex can stay though.”
“What?!”
“Oh hell yeah we having that sex we talked about.” Alex said pushing David out away trying to get to you but he was pulled back.
“Okay, we’re leaving.” David announced drag his blue-eyed friend down the hall towards the exist. “Bye (n/n) see you in vlog #2.”
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Ha Ha You Thought
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Pairing: vlogsquad x reader, bestfriend!David x reader, Scotty x reader, slight!Alex x reader
Enjoy!!! (Ps not my gif)
“Hey guys, okay so far we have gotten everyone with the canola oil beer prank except for (y/n), so let’s try it and hope she doesn’t kill us.” David smiled at the camera before the scene skipped to you sitting on the couch besides Alex talking about some random shit.
“Here, you go (n/n).” Josh said placing a open Corona bottle in front of you.
You were going to say thanks until you notice that David had his stupid camera out like always meaning this was a prank.
How did you know, well anytime your best friend has his camera out it’s vlog time, oh and the fact that the idiot forgot that you help him edit his videos and see everything he does including the canola oil beer pranks you were not falling for it.
“Well go on we all know how you love beer.” Josh pressed as David pushed it closer to you.
“Are you saying I’m a drunk because I think you’re giving beer to the wrong person, maybe Zane would like it better.” You told them trying contain the laughter bubbling inside of you seeing Josh and David share a nervous look with each other.
“No I don’t think-“
“Hey Zane Honey, do you want this Corona.” I asked him sweetly from his position in the kitchen.
“Sure Baby.” He smiled grabbing the bottle from me before anyone could stop him and took a big gulp of it, his eyes widening when at the taste as he ran to spit it out. “Damn it David again!”
“How the hell did you know?” David questioned trying to be disappointed but was too impressed by your actions to be depressed about his fail.
“Honestly David we’ve been friends for years I know never to take anything from you that’s been open that was mistake one, also I hate Corona they’re for bitches which is why you alway see Dom drinking them.”
“Hey!” Dom protested from the other room but was ignored as you continued.
“Now Davy be a dear and get me a SEALED Modelo from the fridge.” You waved your hand in a go go motion at the brunette who released an exaggerated groan as he place the camera down to get what his highness desired.
-The scene flashes back to when was in his room talking about the prank.-
“Okay so I know (y/n) hates Corona and would quickly see through my plans, that’s why we fill her Modeloes with canola oil to but were able to seal them back up with a hot knife so she could not tell that they were once opened.”
That devilish smirk of his made an appearance before the scene paneled back to you.
“Here.” David presented you your beer with a bottle opener.
“Thank you.” You smiled smugly thinking you had won until you took a sip and started coughing realizing you had been tricked as all the guys around you laughed their asses off.
“David.” You growled make him stop dead as he broke into a nervous sweat seeing you stand up from the couch all the boys now watching in excitement and amusement to seeing you ready to beat David’s ass.
“(Y/n) come on it was just a prank.” He defended with a step back that match your forward steps. “I mean you’ve swallowed worse things then that oil.”
“David!” You blushed going in to slap him silly when he squealed shouting for Scotty to help save him from you wrath.
On cue Scotty appeared out of no where grabbing you and throwing you over his shoulder.
“Scott what the hell.” You struggled against his hold while David held a hand over his heart, sighing in relief.
“Thanks buddy, your girlfriend was about to murder me.”
“Lucky I wish I could be murdered-ow!” Scotty whined at the punch you delivered to his back at his usual death comments. “Babe hitting isn’t nice, maybe I should teach you a lesson.” He smirked at the sound you made when he smacked your ass causing the other boys to groan at the PDA.
“Dude get a room.” Alex said rolling his eyes and David just scrunched his nose in disgust.
“Don’t mind if we do.” Scotty said racing to your bedroom with you giggling over his shoulder wave to the boys thinking of all the ways Scotty was going you punish you for being a bad girl.
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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This Kakashi looking mofo coming in getting my hopes up then this shit happens:
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I’ve been bamboozled. I’ve never felt more betrayal in my life. How dare you, sir!
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Story Board: Sweet Pea x OC
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Story Board: Peter Maximoff x OC
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Story Board: Montgomery de la Cruz x OC
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lovelyflowerchild44 · 5 years
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Story Board: Bellamy Blake x OC
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