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I’m bored and high on meds and decided to make Avatar the Way of Water HCs
here we gooo
Jake:
- has definitely, actually roared at his sons at least once out of frustration
- is still super in love with Neytiri, like a teenage kid
- while Neteyam may be his first born and the "golden child" of the Sullys, Kiri has a very special place in Jake's heart
- carries Tuk under his arm like a purse
Neytiri:
- used to sing her kids to sleep when they were little
- she doesn't strike me as the parent who would get mad at her kids for saying bad words, unless they're aimed at another person
- was heartbroken when she learned that Kiri cannot connect to Eywa safely
- doesn't like when Jake carries Tuk under his arm like a purse
- strikes me as a mother who hated being pregnant, but loves kids so much she happily did it anyway
Neteyam:
- he's bi
- like you cannot tell me that Neteyam is 100% straight
- *was
- read human books in attempts at looking smart for people he had a crush on
- books were always turned upside down
- "oh uhhhhh that's because I'm so smart I can read them upside down haha"
- everyone knew he couldn't even read because no one can because the Na'vi do not have a written language
Kiri:
- Sass Queen™
- which she got from her father, Jake
- connects with Spider so well because they both feel different from everyone else around them
- I will riot a lil bit if she doesn't develop feelings for a girl in the future
- still calls Lo'ak "penis face" once ina while to put him in his place
- is probably a vegetarian
Lo'ak:
- still thinks fart jokes are funny
- dumb as a brick but tries hard not to be
- Payakan is his Bestie™
- tried to make a Bestie bracelet for him and Payakan
- found out it didn't work
- cried
- tries to be tough and cool
- looks too cute so it's not really working is it
- "oh man I'm crushing so hard on Tsireya" proceeds to leave her with his brother's dead body for like an hour
Tuk:
- i have a feeling she will look most like her father growing up, but act most like her mother
- will probably have matured too much in the 3rd movie due to the trauma of the 2nd
- if anything happens to Tuk in Avatar 3 i will riot on the streets with fire
Spider:
- Neteyam taught him all the bad words
- All The Bad Words In The Entire Na'vi Language
- Spider speaks fluent Swear Words™
- but is actually a good boi
- most likely annoyed the f*ck out of Quaritch on purpose in hopes of him letting Spider go while captured
- obviously didn't work since Quaritch is more annoying than Spider and thus immune to annoyancy
Tsireya:
- claims she's in love with Lo'ak
- was mighty fine with the idea of Lo'ak swimming into Payakan's mouth when she still thought Payakan was evil
- like girl wdym "I met a boy"
- are you in love with him or nah??
- otherwise she's the Na'vi embodiment of glitter and rainbows
- probably a little traumatized after Lo'ak left her with Neteyam's dead body
- but yeah she's all good uwu
Aonung:
- flirts with boys
- swears he's straight as an arrow
- cannot tell the difference between a bow and an arrow
- like the kid has a fixation on tails and you tell me that boy is straight???
Rotxo:
- no he's not one of the jerks that messed with Lo'ak
- he has a look-alike you fools
- Rotxo is actually a good boy and cares about people
- especially Kiri 0w0
Quaritch:
- played too much CoD growing up
- that's it that's all there is to that cracther
- i misspelled *character but i'm gonna leave it at that
- too lazy to fix my mistake
Tonowari:
- cutest character of them all despite being a grown man
- only rivaled by Tuk
- Tonowari and Tuk could have "cuteness contest" and Tonowari might actually win
- like he's so full of fluff and care and love
- still wouldn't say no to him railing me in bed tho
Ronal:
- would kill a man to protect her spirit sister
- would kill a man to protect her family
- would kill a man to protect her people
- would kill a man
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How I thought the internet would react to every character VS how they actually react to every character
-how i thought the internet would react to each Avatar: tWoW character-
Jake Sully: He's mean and a bad father :/
Neytiri: The most badass goddess in existence
Neteyam: Aww why did he have to go :/
Kiri: She's awesome but also really strange, don't know how to feel about her
Lo'ak: Cute but dumb
Tuk: SWEETEST BABY BEAN MUST PROTECT UWU
Spider: Avatar fandom is torn between people who love him and people who hate him
Tsireya: So pretty!! (ships forever with Lo'ak)
Aonung: Jerk
Rotxo: Also a jerk but less so than Aonung
Quaritch: Evil monster, gross and annoying
Tonowari: (no opinions on him/very small fanbase)
Ronal: (no opinions on her/very small fanbase)
*Bonus* Payakan: Aww how cute he's such a protective friend of Lo'ak :)
-how the internet actually reacts to each Avatar: tWoW character-
Jake Sully: HOT DILF PLEASE F*CK ME DADDY
Neytiri: Virtually no mentions of her except "she looks awesome"
Neteyam: Huge fanbase simping for him, mostly teenagers. Everyone refuses to acknowledge that he is dead :-)
Kiri: Is somehow the Meme Queen™ of the fandom
Lo'ak: Virtually no one ships him with Tsireya wth
Tuk: SWEETEST BABY BEAN MUST PROTECT UWU
Spider: Everyone in the fandom is ready to write a 27 page long essay on why Spider is a Good Boi™
Tsireya: I see more Tsireya x Neteyam ships than Tsireya x Lo'ak ships, wth
Aonung: Somehow loved by everyone in the fandom; "he's just a misunderstood bby uwu"
Rotxo: Only ever mentioned in fics and only in the company of Aonung
Quaritch: Hot evil DILF OwO
Tonowari: So many DILF fics of him oh my Eywa
Ronal: Virtually does not exist in the fandom
*Bonus* Payakan: Lots and lots of fanart of "Na'vi!Payakan" and they actually made him look handsome wth
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