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every time someone demands a sweet poison update i rip the wings off of an angel and push a new chapter further down my list of priorities and if y'all keep asking the only person who will ever get to read the last four chapters is @greenvlvetcouch

#there is no fucking way. #that ya'll. #are still doing this. #WHEN WILL YOU LEAAARRRRRNNNN #LEAVE CREATORS THE FUCK ALONE FFS #YOU ENTITLED PIECES OF SHIT #hell they can post a chapter every 3 years if they want and no one is allowed to open their mouth #just. leave a nice comment. and wait. its literally that simple.

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the Israeli government is casually announcing that they are about to commit genocide in Gaza and no one is doing anything to stop them. in fact several countries, including the US, have stated their unequivocal support of Israel over and over again. humans refuse to learn anything from history and a surprising amount of people have no empathy for others.

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combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

#the hunger games x marauders #HA! That would be crazy! #Oh wait..

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I want to see something...

#crimson rivers #im always so curious when fics dont specify the region #cus like #it changes the vibe ykk #marauders #jegulus #my random polls

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@kinktober2023 day 4: prostitution

wolfstar - toxic, slight dubcon, vague though, but no happy ending, implied prostitution, implied mental illness

i tried to go for kinda gallavich vibes haha

this one's a bit...angsty...had to put the gals through it. sorry bout that...

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“Life isn’t all about your fucking extended metaphors Sirius. All you do is fucking talk.”

All I do is believe you, every fucking time.

A door slammed. It opens again. Remus thinks- Finally, fuck, he’s gonna apologise- and he feels pathetic for it- but of course, Sirius does not. He storms into the bedroom. Some rustling, a minute later, comes out Sirius Black in pants that look painted on, a crop-top hugging his ribcage, silver earrings, smudged liner.

Sirius Black nudges past Remus, and out the door. Remus doesn’t follow him.

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#wolfstar #kinktober #kinktober challenge #angst #at least its vague cus remus is so in his head #poor boys #prostitution implied

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fr i love complaining about how i have 'no time to finish my work' when ik damn well my day consisted of a pHAT 5 hour nap, 3 hours of mindless scrolling, and staring into space listening to the same 7 songs on repeat

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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struggling to understand the kinktober vs. flufftober debate because these things often coexist in normal, healthy relationships so like … what’s the issue?

let james fuck regulus so good he sees god and then immediately after they’re snuggling and saying i love you and planning their weekend trip

let remus throw a leash on sirius and degrade him and then immediately after tell him he’s the prettiest star in the cosmos and he’s so glad they’re married

“kinktober is wrong. we should do flufftober.” nah bitch you’re just 15 with no concept of healthy, adult relationships and/or you drank the purity culture koolaid and made it everyone else’s problem

#cut that shit out #literally the point of fandom is to let loose be creative and write whatever the fuck you want #no ones forcing you to write indepth rimming-comeeating-snowballing calm down #its literally not that deep smut always has and always will exist #to this i say fuck you i will make my shit even FILTHIER #read and write whatever makes u comfortable but dont make it anyone else's problem #rant

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@kinktober2023 day 2: roleplay

My first attempt at kinktober, or any challenge really. this turned out a lot longer than i intended... oops.

jegulus- 2521 words - nsfw

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“That brings out your eyes, by the way.” The man says lowly, taking a sip of his drink as he keeps his eyes fixed on Regulus’.

“I’m aware, but thank you.” Regulus says politely, turning back to summon the bartender. “A Lemon Drop, please.” The bartender nods and flings a towel over his shoulder as he prepares the drink.

Regulus stares straight ahead, pretending to be zoned out, thinking- but he can feel the man’s eyes still fixed on the side of his head. He hopes he doesn’t speak again, so Regulus can save them both the awkwardness of having to reject him and move seats- but, then again, when do men ever take the hint?

“It’s on me.” He tells the bartender, turning his head slightly towards the bar, but not ripping his gaze off Regulus. “What’s your name, pretty boy?”

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#kinktober #kintober 2023 #smut #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #fanfiction #kinktober challenge #marauders

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The U.S. frigate United States capturing H.B.M. frigate Macedonian: fought, Octr. 25th. 1812 / lith. & pub. by N. Currier, c. 1835-1856 (LOC).

#tchaikovsky 1812 overture #ME TOO #the cannons <3

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got the wolvies on

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someone said black brothers variants.

(okay it was me. i did. i said it.)

#black brothers #marauders #sirius black #regulus black #sirius and regulus #euphoria #cassie and lexi #angsty siblings #sibling relationships will always and forever be the death of me i swear

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uh oh. they're baaaaaaack.

a filthy surprise:

“Fucked open like a slut, we eat here, Rosie,” Barty says, smirking. “We eat here, and here you are, spread apart, pretty fuckin’ cock begging to be touched while that fucking. cunt,” words punctuated with a thrust, “is split open.”

“I’m—I’m gonna—”

“You’re gonna make a mess is what you’re gonna do,” Barty says, voice rough, brokering no arguments as he spanks the inside of his thigh again, the swell of Evan’s ass. “I’m not asking.”

#rosekiller #this is so beautiful #im so excited #greenvlvetcouch #dressed to impress as always #pure art #i am in love #my boys #marauders #say what you want but no one can say barty crouch jr is lacking table manners!!

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god if i didn't reread this line 78 times with a maniacal grin on my face because these boys.

they kill me. they kill me.

just sitting there wondering what it would take for Simon to get back to being his all-over-Baz self meanwhile

#man i love when simon goes all feral #it took me so aback too like #he didnt wanna have a normal convo w baz 1 minutes and the next he's all #'hands off whats mine mfs' #i wish baz could hear his thoughts so he'd know just how WILDDDD simon was for him icl

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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

#tragedy enjoyers when we see any fic tagged 'canon-compliant'

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OH MY GODD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONEEE

i’ve made it a goal now to fck during both those songs so i can make the association even better

Greenieeeeeee. The way now I still think about that black mass scene whenever I hear Beggin’ and Cold as ice 👀👀👀

THIS WAS MY GOAL and it makes me SO HAPPY i’ve achieved it. i was cackling in my evil lair writing and picking songs and hoping they would be remembered out in The Wild

#greenvlvetcouch #cold as ice #beggin #a black mass over highway ninety #abmoh90

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reblog with a character that needs to hear they are Kenough i'll go first

#james potter #henry fox mountchristen windsor

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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

#so real