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[mirahlethkami]

*Esme crossing their arms in front of a broken coffee machine*

Esme: "Who broke it? I’m not

mad. I just want to know."

Bella: "I-I did, I broke it."

Esme: "No. no you didn’t. Edward?"

Edward: "Don’t look at me. Look at Alice!"

Alice: "What? I didn’t break it!"

Edward: "Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken? Suspicious."

Alice: "No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting

right in front of us and it’s broken!!"

Edward: "I-If it matters.. but

it probably doesn’t. Rosalie was the last one to use it."

Rosalie: "Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!"

Edward: "Oh really. Then what were you

doing by the coffee machine earlier??"

Rosalie: "It’s close to the mirror.

Everyone knows that!"

Carlisle: "Okay... okay let’s stop fighting. I can pay for it."

Esme: "No, who broke it?"

Edward: "Jasper and Emmett been's awfully quiet."

Jasper: "REALLY?!?!"

Emmett: "COME ON DUDE-"

*Everyone bickering.*

Esme: "I broke it.. It burned my hand so

I punched it. I don't even drink coffee."

#twilight incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #twilight #twilight saga #esme cullen #alice cullen #bella swan #carlisle cullen #emmett cullen #jasper cullen #edward cullen #rosalie hale