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Apollo's enchantment

By Henry Howard (1769 - 1847 )

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Dionysus flirts with sobek while wasted because, and I quote, “ I’ve always wanted to play dino riders.”

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mercury, the potential for freedom

(ko-fi)

#mercury #hermes

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mars. war and agriculture

(ko-fi)

#ares #mars

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Zeus: So why exactly are we all running away from this dude if hebis only after Poseidon?

Poseidon: HEY!

Hades: Well, without Poseidon, it would be just me and you and that would suck.

Zeus: *frowns sulkingly*

Hades: Has anyone noticed this is like, the most we've ever spoken?

#greek mythology #greek gods #zeus #apollo #ares #aphrodite #poseidon #hades #hera #demeter #hermes #hephaestus #hestia #dionysus #artemis #athena #source: eddsworld

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Hera: What are you mixing in that water bottle?

Zeus: A protein shake.

Hera: That's a package of Mac & Cheese.

Zeus: ...

Hera: ...

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Harmonia: But Daddy I love him!

Ares, still mad at Cadmus for killing his dragons: You can't love a man you just met

#yes guys im back #i missed this place

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Hephaestus: maybe if I love my depression like a father it won't exist too

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I‘ve been designing the good ancient gang

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I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

Pretty boys with the bowtie, get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate,  come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

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Aphrodite: Ares, I need you to stay awake you’ve lost a lot of blood! Babe whats your type?!

Ares: strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful, funny, can cut any bitch who'll mess with her, the goddess- *cough* in front of me now

Aphrodite, tearing up: i meant blood type babe

Ares: oh

Ares: *looks at his blood*

Ares: gold

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I love her too

I really love Hera

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six fanarts, but with gods. my fav one here is Horus, I also enjoyed drawing Eris’ hair.

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Narcissus: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack.

Echo, under her breath: I'm starving!!

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Day 6: Ares, dressed as Napoleon from a painting by Jacques-Louis David.

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Aphrodite & Hera: What's worse than heartbreak?

Athena: Changing an answear on a test that was right.

#ugh the paaaain