"FINALLY. A WORTHY FIGHT."
Carnival Jax belongs to @sm-baby
(Writing for Carnival meets Analog under picture)
Pomni ran through the halls. It was a practical war zone. Ever since she learned about that person who invaded the circus named Paloma, and learned about the various creatures which were referred to as 'entities', she was now running from one of them after it separated her from the others. This thing was like Jax, but incredibly different. Brightly colored, static like texture, and constantly dripping this gross, dark blue substance. The thing laughed behind her, making her code screech within her poly body
With a sharp turn, she snuck into a large hole in the middle of the wall. It was thankfully just big enough for her. As she hid from the thing chasing her... she heard something. A crash and a skid. She then heard a voice. Sounded like.... Jax? "HAHAHA! Oh my GOD this feels so GOOD to be free! But.... Ya know... your colors are kinda pissin me off!" Pomni was now riddled with horrid curiosity. What was he doing? Was he fighting that thing? She knew he liked a good fight, but with something that Paloma claimed couldn't be killed?
The jester couldn't help but take a peek. She leaned out of the hole as she watched on. There was Jax, and... well, the OTHER Jax- together. Jax had the entity under him, his large hammer resting upon his shoulder. The bright rabbit laughed through his closed teeth, seemingly being able to talk through them with ease. "You're a fighter! I like that! FINALLY- a worthy fight! I love playing with my food" Before Pomni could watch anymore however, she heard something. A small yipe of a bark. She turned to the other side, seeing an animatronic with thick, red strands of hair and blue-black tentacles. It was Paloma's Ragatha!
"Quick, we need to run!" Pomni exclaimed, popping out of the hole before running off, the clunky robot walking right behind her. She could hear them fighting... That was going to last a while, and she could tell. It was like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object, at least to her. Two sides of a similar coin, especially with their more cartoonish appearance. Did Jax find this thing a mockery of him? Or just a clone? She didn't even know how to answer...
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EVEN MORE TADC INCORRECT QUOTES
CW: Some will be suggestive in nature- so be warned!
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Pomni: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Zooble finally snaps and commits murder?
Ragatha: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them
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Gangle: Caine ain’t the problem this year
Pomni: When are you gonna get it? Caine is ALWAYS the problem!
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Ragatha: I hate you sometimes
Gangle: Well according to this picture Bubble drew of us holding hands that's not true
Ragatha: Gangle, you drew that
Gangle: It doesn't matter
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Kinger: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favor
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Zooble: What do people in relationships even do?
Pomni: Uh- Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy?
Zooble: Okay. Didn't ask.
Jax: Asks question
Jax: "Didn't ask"
Zooble: Thanks for the play by play, Captain F##k.
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Jax: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff
Gangle: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE F##KING STAIRS!
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Gangle: Shh, here comes Caine!
Jax: Quick, Pomni, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Pomni: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist
Jax: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that
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Gangle: Kinger said I was his second favorite person, and I was bummed, but then he said Ragatha is third. He HAS no favorite person. He's holding the position open
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Zooble: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower
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Jax: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions
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Gangle: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel
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Zooble: Good news-
Caine: You found where I hid your phone?
Zooble: …
Caine: You found your phone?
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Jax, to Pomni: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable
Pomni: …
Jax: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend
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Zooble: You know what I’ve realized?
Gangle: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Zooble: Nice try, anyways-
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NPC Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet!
Ragatha: Cool! It’ll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I’ll get out more!
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Pomni: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk
Pomni: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now
Caine: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home
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Ragatha: And now for a gay update with Gangle and Pomni
Gangle: Getting gayer
Ragatha: Thank you, Gangle
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Caine: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!
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Ragatha: Truth or dare?
Jax: Truth!
Ragatha: Do you-
Zooble: I dare you to kiss me.
Jax: kisses Zooble
Ragatha, to Caine: He- He said “truth”, right?
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Pomni to Caine: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are
Jax, shouting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Pomni: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought
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Jax: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence
Ragatha: …Don’t you mean benevolence?
Jax: No.
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Caine: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff!
Pomni: Oh, that was all real
Caine: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Pomni: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right
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Ragatha: I CAN'T DO IT!
Jax, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ragatha: I CANT F##KING DO IT ANYMORE
Pomni: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ragatha:Ragatha: I appreciate it,
Ragatha: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Gangle: Ragatha-
Ragatha: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Zooble: Ragatha we gotta-
Ragatha: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F##KING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ragatha: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ragatha, motioning to Caine: NOT F##KING THIS!
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Zooble: I wish I was a dinosaur
Pomni: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Zooble: Because they're dead.
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Pomni: Why doesn’t Gangle find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Ragatha: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Pomni: bites lip
Ragatha: …Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Zooble: We’ll get back into there or die trying
Gangle: No one’s dying
Zooble: Not with that attitude
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Caine: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Gangle: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Pomni: Waking up in the morning.
Zooble: Waking up.
Jax: Waking up in the morning…
Jax: And seeing dollface
Ragatha: Hey! Rude!!
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Bubble: Can I ask a dumb question?
Caine: Better than anyone I know
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Ragatha: Did you wash the dishes?
Jax: I thought you wanted to do that…
Ragatha: chuckles You were WRONG.
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Zooble: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry
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Ragatha, gently nudging Bubble aside with their foot: Bubble, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Bubble, their eyes enormous: You kick Bubble? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Ragatha! Jail for Ragatha for one thousand years!
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"Is THIS what you wanted, you freaks? I bet you want me to make them HOLD HANDS too- THE NERVE!"
Okay, 00's got sock puppets of the circus members, but would it have them of Annie now that she's around or maybe even the ones that are gone now just to taunt Rags?
Or theoretically even people from the office if Ragatha ever remembers?
i have no clue so i'm drawing the sock puppets anyway just in case
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