to the ppl who have no idea what to do/watch during the strike: get a $5 vhs player at goodwill and watch a movie you can get locally you've never seen but always meant too, or find an unlabeled tape and see what's on it. that's how my friends found "buttsizer two" which is what it sounds like. if anyone can help me find buttsizer one i would be forever greatful. oh also there was a 30+ min long s3x tape with like 8 min of actual s3x and 15 min of stealing this random guy who looks like curtis conner's shoes.
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I am now finding out that most of the slang I use has been obsolete since the 90’s? Help. I can’t replace that shit with poggers.
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My sister and I were bored and created this monstrosity in a Google doc named Existence.
1 = Ultimate God: Hatsune Miku, Kristin Minecraft
2 = God: Haruhi Suzumiya, Madoka, Bill Wurtz, Winnie the Pooh, Sonic The Hedgehog, Mickey Mouse, Ghost (Hollow Knight)
3 = Lame God: Jesus, Flowey (Undertale), uwu (as a general concept), Barbie, The Car From Supernatural
4 = Angelic: Philza Minecraft (MCYT - Dream SMP), Yoshiya Kiryu (TWEWY), Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail), Castiel (Supernatural), Miette (meme), Eret (MCYT - Dream SMP), Celty Stirling (Durarara)
5 = Demigods: Anthy Himemiya (Revolutionary Girl Utena), Grian (MCYT - 3rd Life), Frisk (Undertale), Sailor Moon, Kari Kamiya (Digimon), Pinkie Pie (MLP: FiM), Crumb Cuptoast (MCYT), Steven Universe, Matilda (Matilda), Kairi (Kingdom Hearts), Percy Jackson, Tumblr User Flypaw, Hornet (Hollow Knight)
6a = Revolutionary Mortal (Heroic): Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena), Lance McClain (Voltron), Revlellu (me lmao) , T.K. Takaishi (Digimon), Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail), Ricky Ray (Where I'd Like To Be), Nausicaa (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind), Sonny de la Vega (In The Heights), Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Otulissa (Guardians of Ga'hoole), Sokka (ATLA) , Duck (Princess Tutu), Oscar François de Jarjayes (Rose of Versailles), Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)
6b = Revolutionary Mortal (Neutral): Dirk Strider (Homestuck), Molly Blyndeff (Epithet Erased), Neku Sakuraba (TWEWY), Hat Kid (A Hat In Time), Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss), Yossarian (Catch-22), Kino (Kino's Journey), D'Artagnan (The Three Musketeers), Finn (Fire Emblem), Henry Stickmin, Ophelia (Hamlet), Tobias (Animorphs)
6c = Revolutionary Mortal (Villainous): GoodTimesWithScar (MCYT - 3rd Life), Tumblr User 420technoblazeit, Team Rocket (Pokemon), Shadow Weaver (SPOP), Jason Dean (Heathers), Heather Chandler (Heathers), Visser Three (Animorphs)
7 = Demonic: Dream (MCYT - Dream SMP), Sofia Von Dew (my sister), Hooty (Owl House), Duolingo Owl, Annoying Orange, Sans Undertale, Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail), Discord (MLP: FiM), Elmo, Nyra (Guardians of Ga'hoole)
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PIAN.
I wish your mom stayed around a little longer,
I wish your dad were good.
I wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war.
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I’m girls- so, today on my trauma (no pseudo stuff) three pe-
u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from
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