oneandonlygeneralbutterscotch

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Your pet ate your breakfast, didn't it

good morning

it is a good morning for anger, for wrath, for ruin – let the winter sun rise red and cold on the withered fields of my inner world, for I am all the fire i need today. I have been bound, and buried, and bloodied, and i will claw free and strike sharply. I have been set aside, and ignored, undervalued, but i will lay waste to that which wastes me.

Send me enemies, for my heart is full of battle beats, and there is no room for peace this day - it is a good morning, a good morning to fight

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Well, it could definitely provide you the means to do it

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when i see radfems clutching their pearls about the term "milf" im baffled. people are going to find women sexy and want to have sex with them. recreating the idea of "the sexiest woman" to be 38 instead of 18 is a good thing. i personally hate the fetishization of virginity, and milfdom gets around that. we should be clowning as hard as possible on 40yo men who are no longer attracted to their wives after they gave birth 3 times. long live milfmania

#if it weren't for anime and rpgs raising the milf bar way too high I'd totally sign up for this movement #tumblr #funny #revolution #lesbianralzarek

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That thing had better make the noise or I am officially filing a lawsuit

Nintendo Switch Light Cover made by AJcustom3dprints

#nintendo #video games #meme #dank #funny

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ngl this is actually way more terrifying with the sound off

Mark when he doesn’t get a sponsorship 😡🤣

#markiplier #markiplier videos #fresh memes #tumblr

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You alone were responsible for opening pandora's box and you know it

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Come on, Mark, you know you want to~

#markiplier #distractible #funny #memes #dank memes #podcast #youtube

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Technically, any aliens would have to be inherently racist to want to invade us in the first place

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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actually that's pretty accurate

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Haven't watched the show but if those two just staring at each other in a perpetual "come at me" pose is actually the whole fight then I'm with Aang on this one tbh

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Do not feel bad, OP. You were closer to the mark than I, who initially thought that the internet had created a fad around butchery for some reason.

Me_irl

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It couldn't handle the bar yelling at it

I like these but the name makes me feel like I'm about to get yelled at

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Once I had to let it rip so bad in class, like I could not hold it in any longer. So I was like:

"Okay... it feels like a silent one. No one will notice",

So I did it and damn... man I've never smelt one so bad... I couldn't believe it came from me

And you could trace the smell because everyone was looking back at me; and the teacher was like "okay, who farted"

And I was just here like "damn why are you asking? you know nobody is going to say shit just shut up and open the window I'm about to die".

Meanwhile everyone turned back to me and so much shit was going through my mind

I was like "the hell am I going to do..?" so I turn back to the kid sitting behind me and I'm like 

"Clyde! that's so fucking nasty I'm about to die!"

That was so evil of me... damn I felt bad for Clyde because he was getting the worst of it - sitting behind me - right in the area of danger.

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

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Tumblr users be like:

"she's so valid💖"

#funny #memes #tumblr #humor #shitpost #offensive meme #offensi

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i literally have zero comprehension of what this image is displaying

which somehow adds to its appeal in a uniquely tumblr kind of way