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hey if im getting lost at least im in my tesla 👉😎👉

jesus take the wheel because im not good at driving

#text #i love how extra you were tho #reblog

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shit, you right,

does that mean im gonna die?

jesus take the wheel because im not good at driving

#reblog #someone added to my text post this is the happiest day of my life #hello world elon is here

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its 6:30 am, i haven't slept yet, and i'm outside smoking a joint this is peak 2020

#fuck my life #shitpost #420 #2020

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everyone asks "whats updog" and not "hows updog"

#shitpost #text

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hi yes im no t dead, just dead inside

#:') #shitpost #this is a cry for help #someone please talk to me #im lonely #depression

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im so depressed that ive been putting my phone in a plastic bag so i can browse memes while i sit on the floor of the shower

#depression #elon feelings #shitpost #elon musk #paypal official #paypal #self care #but in a bad way

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yall probably thought i was dead but im back bitches

#shitpost

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how people think germs react to soap:

😵😵⚰️⚰️

how germs actually react to soap:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) daddy

#shitpost #paypal #elon feelings

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if youve never been yelled at by a karen then you are the karen

#elon musk #shitpost #elon feelings #paypal

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Can you testify you’re Elon Musk please? Give a sign.

#elon musk #ask #paypal #paypal official #lescalierdelesprit

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hot take: disney is a garbage empire that needs to fall

thanks for coming to my tedtalk

#paypal official #paypal #elon musk #elon feelings #disney #textpost #shitpost

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while i was driving home my teslas spedomitor became a palendrome and i nearly crashed i was so happy

#elon feelings #elon musk #shitpost #tesla #paypal

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its pouring outside and i dont want my house to smell like weed so i made a smoke teepee out of a spare easel and a tarp

#shitpost #paypal #paypal official #elon musk #elon feelings

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if you speed up to cut me off at a merge and then go slower than the speed limit while im minding my own damn business im gonna ram your car into a ditch

#paypal #paypal official #elon feelings #elon musk #shitpost

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my grandma got polical because i asked for a container for my leftovers hooray family holidays

#thanksgiving #elon musk #elon feelings #paypal #paypal official #family

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im famous on reddit, you cant tell me what to do

#shitpost #elon musk #elon feelings #text post #paypal #paypal official

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the only thing thats on my mind most of the time is the dial up tone at full volume

#elon feelings #elon musk #paypal official #paypal #shitpost #textpost