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Annabeth: Be careful while cutting onions. They'll make you cry.
Percy: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST
Percy: *furiously stabs onion*
#percyjackson #persassy #onion #pun #annabethchase #percabeth #pjo
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Me : God please bless me with an unicorn ...
God : Are you out of your mind ??? Ask something realistic !!!
Me : Then please stop Rick Riordan from killing the blond characters ...
God : Which colour unicorn do you want ?
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Will : There are twenty one letters in the English alphabets.
Nico : Nooo .. There are twenty six!!
Will : Ooh right! I forgot U R A Q T
Nico : You're literally 16 yrs old , Will !!
Will : .....
Nico : You Should have already known the alphabets by now!!
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Cop: What are your names?
Leo: Don't tell him Percy!
Percy: Dam it, Leo!
Cop: Okay Percy and Leo.
#percyjackson #leovaldez #puns
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Will: Hey Nico, What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
Nico: Not again-
Will: Where's popcorn?^‿^
#nicodiangelo #willsolcae #solangelo
#popcornpuns
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Leo : Hey Pipes !! Wanna answer a question ?
Piper : Ok . let's try ...
Leo : Why couldn't the keyboard sleep ??
Piper : How would i know ???
Leo : because it has 2 shifts !!
Piper : aaaaaaaahhh
#leovaldez #pipermclean #keyboard #lamejoke
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Ron : Hey Hermione ! Can you tell why the quidditch stadium was so cold ?
Hermione : Ofc it would be , it's winte-
Ron : because there were a lot of fans !!
Hermione and Harry : *facepalm *
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Ron : Why isn't this binocular standing on it's own ?
Harry : It's a bicycle, Ron and it's two-tired .
Ron : What? I haven't used it much and it's already tired. What an useless thing!
Ron : *raises his wand * INCENDIO!!
Harry : Oh no!! I didn't mean that-
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Will : Yesterday i gave Nico a happy meal from McDonald's with a post-it note on it saying "I love you" ...
The seven : Awwww.. that's so cute . What did he say ?
Will : He said, " I love you too , Happy meal . "
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Harry: Ron, What do you call an alligator that reads maps?
Ron: A navigator
Harry : that's right ! Now answer this ..
Harry : what do you call a dog that reads maps?
Ron : Doggiegator?
Harry : Umph.. that's Sirius.
#harrypotter #ronweasley #gryffindors #hogwarts #wizardingworld #textpost
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✨Swipe for posts✨ People! It's Persassy's day 🥳🥳🥳.... So I (Lynn) tried to make his fanart on this special day and it's also the first fanart we're posting..... * * * We don't have better equipments so we tried doing this using our phone and fingers... * * * Hope you like this and please credit if u repost 💛 .... Thanks for 70+ followers in just a single day.Love you all ❣️ #percyjackdonfandom #percy #percyjackson #percyjacksonfanart #persassy #persassyjackson #percybirthday #rickriordan #percyjacksonandtheolympians #percyjacksonheadcanon #percyjacksonbooks #percyjacksonseries #percyjacksondisneyplus #fictionallove #themedivider #themedividers #grid #thegreatest #heroes #hero #fan #fanart #fanpage (at Camp Half-Blood) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEByVq9gWvP/?igshid=1lckdehyygnhl
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Percy: The Maths books look so sad ......
Annabeth: Why are you so concerned about them ?
Percy: Because the poor thing has so many problems ......
Annabeth: PERCY!!! You are doomed.
#percyjackson #annabethchase #problems #percabeth #pjo #lamejokes #rickriordanverse
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Percy: You wanna hear a joke about construction?
Frank: Umm.. Sure : )
Percy: Wait... I'm still working on it.
Frank: .........
#percyjackson #frankzhang #heroesofolympus #lamejokes #rickriordanverse
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✨Swipe right for posts.✨ Hey guys, Glad to be back again😊 . This account will be owned by Lynn and Ariel. This multi fandom account is mainly based on rickriodan, HP and marvel universe. We'll do grids to keep posts sorted from tomorrow.. * * * Meanwhile check out this post and credit if u repost 💛. * * * Remember that you are worthy and loved💕 #percyjackson #percyjacksonmemes #harrypotter #harry #percy #besttrio #mcu #avengers #mcumemes #mcumemes #harrypotterforever #harrypottermemes #harrpotterfandom #percyjackdonfandom #avengersmemes #avengers_heroes (at Somewhere in the Universe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD_6uUkjf9b/?igshid=g6or07swmqbe
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