portal2-secondchanceau

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What’s the funniest joke you know by heart?

“Well, there is a joke about paper that I find amusing... eh, never mind, it’s tear-able.” He gave a smile and giggled. What a dork.

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Do you think that aliens exist?

“Hmmm. I think so, it wouldn’t surprise me! I mean, space- it’s bloody HUGE! Who’s to say Earth is the only planet with life on it?”

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Hi there! You seem super sweet, I just discovered your blog and I’m excited to get to know you!!

“Aw, thank you!” He smiled and his eyes lit up a bit. “I’m excited to get to know you too!”

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Are you able to eat at all, or taste?

“Actually, yes! I was built with a very acute sense of taste and the ability to eat. However, I can only eat basic things with low sugar levels. Think of it, uhm... as a furnace! You can burn things in a furnace, but you should avoid things that leave residue along the walls and whatnot. I’m still new to this body, but I was able to find a manual on my specs and such, and residual buildup from complex sugars can actually damage the fuel intake and whatnot. So as long as I only consume very plain and basic foods, my intakes and fuel processors should be fine.”

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Whatcha Thinkin about, wheats?

"Just stuff, you know, thinking about what happened back There, it’s... I’m still processing everything. A lot to take in, you know?” He gave a nervous smile. 

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Hey Wheatley, what's your favorite animal?

“Hmmm... I don’t really HAVE a favourite, I don’t know a whole lot about animals... although, if I had to pick one, I’d go with cats- cats are rather nice, I’ve seen them before and they seem fairly pleasant.”

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

So Wheatley, do you and Chell live together? Or do you just hang out?

“I also had originally wanted the living room, but she said it would be more comfortable in an actual bedroom.”

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Oh ... you c u t e ...

Heh... T-thanks...

He seems a bit flustered, but appreciates the compliment!

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Lost in thought...

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There’s no escape, is there?

(Did some cover art for the AU!!! I made this on my phone in like thirty minutes so excuse the poor quality I was really excited to put this up here-)

Also, this story is mostly ask-driven, so feel free to spam my inbox if you want!

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

“Wheatley? Are you alright?” Chell asks over her coffee. Wheatley is standing at the counter, unusually quiet- no, not quiet... he’s silent. Usually his processors are fully functional and he’s rambling away by now after a hard reboot. And he’s never silent.

He jumps and his eyes darken, clearly startled. He stutters, clears his throat, and nods. “Yes. Yes, just... thinking.”

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Another twinge of pain. It seems to be dead centre in the back of his skull.

9775

Why does it feel like he’s being signaled?

Maybe it’s just radio interference.

Maybe...

He hopes.

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Wait, how were your handles behind you one moment then in front of you another???

“Oh, I have these little tracks that let em move from my back to my chest!” The handles split in the middle of the grips and seperate, proceeding to slide in the special grooves along his sides and between his neck and shoulders and leading to his back on either side of his main port. They reconnect at the centre of the grips with a click. He wiggles them slowly. “Neat, eh?”

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

I don't mean to intrude but are you two, just friends or...?

“Yes, just friends,” Chell says, “can’t really be much else.” Wheatley looks at her from behind and he gives her a slightly drowsy but almost... hopeful expression.

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wait why are your eyes sometimes black around the pupil and sometimes not?

“Hmmmm...” he pauses. “They do that when... I’m rebooting or when power is low or being conserved... they help emote too, I suppose...” His speech is slow and almost slurred. He sits up and drags a hand down the side of his face and glances over at Chell, who had just rebooted him with a special laptop and is sporting a rather unamused expression.

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[Rebooting . . .]

[Calibrating Systems. . .]

[Systems Operational]

[Drive Online]

[Executing Startup Procedure. . .]

[System Online]

[RUNNING A.L.T ARTIFICIAL- {WHEATLEY} //U: 9775001862-C89// IDS]

[Initiating Core Operations. . .]

[STARTUP COMPLETE]

[EXECUTING {WARMUP:9775- ID-WHT.}]

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[portal2-secondchanceau]

Wait, why can't you sleep? is everything ok?

Not sure, ‘f I’m being honest... Yaknow how you get this like... little headache in the back of your head? That’s what I’m getting, but... It’s like something’s signaling me.

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