did someone say soft andreil? doesn’t matter i’m giving it to you anyway!
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Are any of y’all making mistakes too or is it just me
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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long distance situationship
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I Need Him. ok
ive only played like 5 minutes of urbz but the first thing i did was max my relationship with him
sadly we cant flirt becasue the game hates the gays 😞 BUT i can still flirt with misty.... misty.. 😻😻😻
he looks like a stupid cat here. is that a ginger thing OHMY GODOD 😻😻😻⁉️😘
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Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.
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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.
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I hadn’t drawn the house of hades boys in years! Curse me! This isn’t exactly a remake of an old painting but it’s in the vibe of how I used to draw them all the time. Poetic and stealing kisses
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