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Alastor: Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!

Vaggie: Did you hear the one about the deer who got his skull caved in?

Alastor: No, I did not.

Vaggie: *being held back by Charlie, Niffty and Angel* WELL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO!

#VAGGIE N O !!!! #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin vaggie #hazbin alastor #alastor #vaggie #edward bosco #vivziepop #hazbin hotel #not my quote #reblog

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For the time being I'm moving to my side blog, where I'm posting incorrect quotes that involve Danganronpa, Your Turn to Die and Yandere Simulator! It's @incorrect-killing-games

Soo Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss quotes will be on hold until further notice! :3

#I hope you guys understand :3 #not a quote

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Why do I feel like making a sideblog dedicated to Danganronpa, Your Turn to Die and Yandere Simulator???

#I wanna make an incorrect quotes blog about all of those! #not a quote

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Husk: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Angel: Nah I'll fuck you~

Husk: ..What?-

#* W H E E Z E - * #I MEAN YOU AIN'T WRONG IN THERE- #husk the cat demon #husk #angel dust #angel #angel the pornstar #angelhusk #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #reblog

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Charlie: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Angel: We yell, 'oh shit'.

Vaggie: …That'll work.

#charlotte magne #charlie #vagatha #vaggie #angel dust #angel #angel the pornstar #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: graceland

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Vox, pointing at Valentino and Velvet: You're ganging up on me. Is this how it's going to be from now on? I'll be the odd man out? Dear god, I'll have to befriend Alastor.

Valentino: Alastor can't stand you.

Vox: Rosie then.

Velvet: Rosie will set you on fire.

#OKAY DAMN! SHIT! #😂😂😂😂😂😂 #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin velvet #hazbin hotel velvet #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #reblog #not my quote

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Charlie: Hey, mom? If you don’t mind me asking, who’s this? *holds up an old photo of Lilith and a guy she doesn’t recognize*

Lilith: Oh, that’s Adam. He’s the man I was married to before I met your father.

Charlie: Why did you guys break up?

Lilith: We were both looking for different things in a partner. He wanted to have a housewife; someone who would stay home and nurture the kids while he went out and hunted for food.

Charlie: And what did you want?

Lilith: Honestly? I just wanted a dog.

#A DOG?? XDDDD #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin charlie #charlie magne #lilith magne #hazbin lilith #magne family #vivziepop #hazbin hotel #reblog #not my quote

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Velvet: Don't worry, Vox! Any shadowy figure coming after you will have to get through me first!

Vox: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds.

#OH DAM XDDDD #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin velvet #hazbin hotel velvet #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #technobabble #tech demons #not my quote #reblog

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Charlie: What do you mean no?

Vaggie: I mean no. You wanna hear it in Spanish? No.

#charlotte magne #charlie #charlie magne #vagatha #vaggie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #vagglie #chaggie #varlie #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: teen wolf

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Vaggie, to Charlie: I don’t mind you playing with my hair. It’s nice actually...

#vagatha #vaggie #charlotte magne #charlie magne #charlie #vagglie #chagglie #varlie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @maigoth-prompts

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“Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?”

—Alastor, to Vaggie, probably.

#alastor the radio demon #alastor #vagatha #vaggie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: once upon a time

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Lucifer: I don't remember raising you like this.

Charlie, completely sick of his shit: I don't remember you raising me.

#lucifer the king of hell #lucifer #charlotte magne #charlie magne #charlie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @totally-correct-moomin

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(Hazbeans laughing and having a good time)

Husk: I hate it here.

#charlotte magne #charlie magne #charlie #alastor the radio demon #alastor #niffty #husk the cat demon #husk #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @not-totally-correct-moomin

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Blitzo, on Halloween: Trick or Yeet!

Child: Yeet?

Blitzo: Yeet it is! *throws the child*

#blitzo #blitz #helluva blitzo #helluva blitz #helluva boss #i.m.p #helluva boss quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @isaloveskz

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Husk: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Angel: Nah I'll fuck you~

Husk: ..What?-

#husk the cat demon #husk #angel dust #angel #angel the pornstar #angelhusk #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @isaloveskz

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Dia: You should do what you love.

Lulu: *looks at Val*

Dia: That’s not what I meant but same.

#INCORRECT QUOTES ARE BACK Y'ALL!!! #dia #lulu #valentino #valentino the moth demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fandom quotes #source: @trulytaka

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OPEN STARTER! #1

“ Yo watch  where  you’re  going  you  prick ! You  almost  made  me  drop  my  fucking  phone !!!   Are  you  blind  or  somethin’ ?! “

#just something random I made! :3 #reblog #feel free to interact!