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sasiquotes · 2 months
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I WENT ON HIATUS FOR A FEW MONTHS.
GOD GIVETH AND GOD TAKETH AWAY
What happened to the yellow color on Tumblr!?!? I was gone a month and they took it away!? I need it for Janus what do I color code his with orange then what do I do for Orange?
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Remus: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Logan: Bees? Remus: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Logan: Wait- *Janus approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Janus: *Reading a letter* Patton: Well, what does it say? Janus: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Roman killed my pet rock.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Roman: What do people in relationships even do? Virgil: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy. Roman: Okay. Didn't ask. Janus: Asks question Janus: "Didn't ask" Roman: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Patton: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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News article: American Girl Releases First Doll with Hearing Loss Patton: They could hear us...?
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Janus: Ladies, gentlemen and Remus, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Patton: A llama? Janus: No. Patton: A baby llama? Janus: No! Patton: A baby llama with a little hat on? Janus: NO!
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Remus: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Roman: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Patton: *looks down at their watch* Patton: Now, how do you know that?
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Roman: I’m terrible at expressing myself. Patton: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words! Roman: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Roman: Janus... Janus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Logan: Patton, what are you doing? Patton: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside. Logan: You could always take it out and count it. Patton: Where’s the fun in that?
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Patton: Can you pass the salt? Janus: Can you pass away? Patton: Too much salt.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Logan: How has life been treating you lately? Patton: Horribly.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Janus: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Roman: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Patton: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Virgil. Virgil: I hate myself. Patton: Alright, square up.
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sasiquotes · 5 months
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Logan: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Patton: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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