I WENT ON HIATUS FOR A FEW MONTHS.
GOD GIVETH AND GOD TAKETH AWAY
What happened to the yellow color on Tumblr!?!? I was gone a month and they took it away!? I need it for Janus what do I color code his with orange then what do I do for Orange?
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Remus: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Logan: Bees?
Remus: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Logan: Wait-
*Janus approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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Janus: *Reading a letter*
Patton: Well, what does it say?
Janus: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Roman killed my pet rock.
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Roman: What do people in relationships even do?
Virgil: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.
Roman: Okay. Didn't ask.
Janus: Asks question
Janus: "Didn't ask"
Roman: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.
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Patton: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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News article: American Girl Releases First Doll with Hearing Loss Patton: They could hear us...?
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Janus: Ladies, gentlemen and Remus, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Patton: A llama?
Janus: No.
Patton: A baby llama?
Janus: No!
Patton: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Janus: NO!
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Remus: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
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Roman: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Patton: *looks down at their watch*
Patton: Now, how do you know that?
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Roman: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Patton: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Roman: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Roman: Janus...
Janus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Logan: Patton, what are you doing?
Patton: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Logan: You could always take it out and count it.
Patton: Where’s the fun in that?
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Patton: Can you pass the salt?
Janus: Can you pass away?
Patton: Too much salt.
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Logan: How has life been treating you lately?
Patton: Horribly.
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Janus: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Roman: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Patton: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Virgil.
Virgil: I hate myself.
Patton: Alright, square up.
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Logan: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Patton: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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