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sexy-clown · 4 months
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apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,
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sexy-clown · 7 months
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Satan’s usually pretty chill in the way he runs Hell. Today he’s scrambling to make it look as miserable as possible because God is soon to visit
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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can't get over the phrasing of this actually
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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spotify queues are just another one of man’s little attempts to control fate
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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guys my biology professor is a secret goth. he kept talking about blood today and told us about type o negative
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sexy-clown · 8 months
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me every day
Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate
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sexy-clown · 1 year
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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The Unknowing
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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—On Love, Marina Tsvetaeva
[text ID: I just want a humble, murderously simple thing: that a person be glad when I walk into the room.]
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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Pinterest boards for fish: worms, (NSFW) hooks, (NSFW) egg sac
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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“hmm, let’s see, what could these teens turn into something inappropriate... homo... of course... let’s add hetero to that too, bc i shouldn’t discriminate... how about.. girl? fuck i mean why not... they asked me to come up with 400 phrases so... what if we ban the word belly too? shit, for all i know these people may be into that”
i am insanely curious as too who tf sat down and listed all the words that won’t be allowed anymore… like just picturing that
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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five dead and dozens injured after keyboard autocorrects :3 to 😺
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sexy-clown · 2 years
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there already is 1 cubic metre of concrete for every human on earth.
Each of us… gets a gray cube :)
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come get your cube!
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