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reblog to make someone bisexual

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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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Dr. Temnova beloved

In my defense your honor, she's a MILF

(also angy KT, what a lovely little scrunkly)

Don't mind me, just some PAFL brainrot

@nopanamaman

#parties are for losers #dr temnova #i just really like the pretty science woman okay #she's motherly #I'd let her experiment on me if she wanted 👉👈 #for science #obviously just for science

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being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

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I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

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This is my dead bug collection!

It includes two pairs of dragonfly wings that my younger sibling got me on a hike, a teeny bug I cut in half with my fingernail, and a beautifully intact bee corpse, found on my patio. The bee is what started it all, and some day I would like to own LIVE bugs (specifically a millipede, they are shaped like a friend) but for now I am content with my little corpses ^-^

Also here is a picture of an Encanto McDonald's toy we got before knowing anything about it that we named Ratatouille who told me, using his magic soup, that it is okay to get married at the age of seventeen

(Please do not get married at the age of seventeen)

Tumblr Show & Tell

I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.

Make sure you’re very comfortable with sharing because my favourites will be selected for a video!

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Jack Stauber's singing voice gives me gender envy

#Jack Stauber #*looks pointedly at tea errors* #*and inchman* #*and keyman*

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Also it's raining and I can hear it through my window and that's good

When you're having a bad day and you're mentally Not Okay™ but then your cat comes over and sits on your lap and starts purring and it's really nice because she's soft and warm and she's purring and you can feel her vibrating and that's nice and the pressure on your legs feels good and she just grounds you and fixes your day. That's the shit.

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When you're having a bad day and you're mentally Not Okay™ but then your cat comes over and sits on your lap and starts purring and it's really nice because she's soft and warm and she's purring and you can feel her vibrating and that's nice and the pressure on your legs feels good and she just grounds you and fixes your day. That's the shit.

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I think I found the shitpost-y side of Tumblr

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

#fucking FINALLY #it's been like three days or something idk

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The pillsbury dough boy makes terrible cream cheese icing.

#pillsbury doughboy #cream cheese icing #icing #i bought icing at walmart to eat and it's disappointing

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Also how do I get to the shitpost-y side of Tumblr. Please help me.

#shitposts #please help #shitpost #memes #funny #help #fr though i need help getting there #i just wanna have a laugh #and make other people laugh too #is that too much to ask

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Why is there no yellow text options on Tumblr.

Why can't I make my text unreadable. This is blasphemy.

#yellow #honestly though #get it together tumblr #yellow text #you have every other color of the rainbow #why stop at yellow

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an ad about a whale documentary just played and I thought it was about quails because it sounded like he said "we can learn a lot from quails" but no, this is no fowl movie, it's a mammal one.

#whales #quails #my listening comprehension is shit #misheard #oops #documentary

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On second thought I would no longer like to exist. It is nearly midnight and I am tired.

#goodnight