#misheard

[beepbeepdespair]

i just want to make it known that with the lyric "you've got your short sad life left" in want you gone, for ages i misheard it as "you've got your shorts and ipad"

#beep beep gets personal #personal #misheard lyrics #misheard #lyrics #textpost #text post #short #sad #life #want you gone #shorts #ipad #portal fandom #portal #portal glados #glados portal #chell portal #portal chell #i don't want you gone 🍰

[fishshovelfoomp]

My school has a talent show and after my act where I basically interrupted my friends playing violins by trumpeting at them we were sitting in the back and I just watched this 8th grader come out in a penguin suit and he said "so I'm gonna do some comedy and magic for you today but first of all I've had a few questions about my shirt and I would like to say I was told to come in a suit so I came in a suit" and literally omg I died

#talent show #Funny #Memes #Penguin suit #Misheard #Misunderstanding #Funny stories #Lol

[axelwolf8109]

Oh lord I don't think I heard the commentator right...."He mounted Finn and starts pounding him"

#wwe #misheard #commentary

[alarminglybad]

Jenie never gets it right

(An old collab with the very talented Not So Good At This Comics)

#jenie #genie wish #wish #giant anime kitties #misheard #webcomic #comic #alarmingly bad #funny #comics #comic strip #digital comics #drawing #memes

[thetouringtest]

I’d just moved to New York from Canada, so maybe I wasn’t quite used to hearing people referring to soft drinks as “soda”. (Most of my Canadian friends called it “pop”) Or who knows! Maybe this person ripped their shirt and actually was expecting to find a public use sewing machine somewhere in the dorm! I’ll never know for sure.

#sodamachine #sewingmachine #freshmanyear #vendingmachine #universitystudent #collegefreshman #misheard

[promptcorner]

So, I’m at a birthday right now and I just said something stupid.

Mom looking for a specific type of chip because she was reminded of it: That has a LOT of salt.

Dad, looking over her shoulder: Theres more salt then food…

Me, who misheard: There’s more salt in the womb???!

#writeblr #writers #writing #misheard #my family is a treasure trove of quotes #my family #funny post

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: You have just arrived at the small village of Brook-by-the-Hill.

Tati (playing Seraph): People going missing, shadows in the window at night?

DM: That's the one.

Hamish (playing Thaddeus): Have we checked the brook? The one by the hill?

DM: You've only just sighted the town and landed your griffons.

Hamish: There could be babes in the bushes. Next destined emperor.

DM: Oh, I thought you meant hot girls.

Hamish: No! I'm playing Thaddeus, not Hunter...

#funny #dnd #quests #misheard #Seraph #Thaddeus #Lyra DM #just little d&d things #ooc #brook by the hill #travelling trauma centre

[live-laugh-love-dietrich]

I think I’ve been misheard, my tea is gone, turns out my dick is gone (I’ve never had one)

@supbrochachos

#uhm #misheard #teaholic #funny post

[dougielombax]

Alright, fuck the game.

Let’s try Bong Squad!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #avgn #misheard #bomb squad #bong squad #intellivision #intellivoice #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #idk #this sounded funnier in my head

[justtwoferrets]

a: a danceless theater boy.

b, mishearing: dean's list the night away???

#bisexuality #theater #misheard

[peculiary]

Giant-Size X-Men: Fantomex August 5, 2020

#i don't think so #misheard #eyes

[librathefangirl]

My favorite case of misheard expressions is still my sister spending years thinking it went:

Yo shit, Sherlock!

#misheard expression #misheard #expressions #humor #funny

[cmweller]

Challenge #03697-J044: Mostly Harmless, I Promise

Tons of security rush into the domicile

"What's going on here?"

"It was reported you're building bombs!"

"Oh, I'm making bath bombs."

"Explosives to use while you wash??"

"No, fizzy little balls to add to a bath for aromatherapy."

"It was reported as a Bomb."

"The eavesdropper needs to learn to listen to the entire conversation." -- Anon Guest

"Explosives are not permitted in enclosed vessels," intoned the guard. "We still have to inspect the process and the product."

Human Liz sighed and rolled their eyes. "It's all ordinary household chemicals. Harmless ones. I promise." They showed each and every one of the ingredients, explained the process, and underlined that this was something harmless, if not Havenworlder-safe[1].

"We know about Humans and ordinary household chemicals," rumbled the guard. His face and demeanour implacable.

[Check the source for the rest of the story]

#instant story #just add prompt #amalgam universe #basic chemistry #misheard

[starflower217]

So I was in my Latin class today and my teacher was talking. She said “and who was spectating the gladiatorial games?” But I hadn’t heard that so all I heard was her next sentence: “The watchers were watching” and I had a fandom freak out

#awkward #the watchers #third life #evo smp #misheard

[lunar-goodness]

Me: “Can you turn the fan off?”

My brother: *turns the volume down*

Me: ………..

My brother: “…. You said turn the volume down right?”

Me: “……..no”

#brother #fan #volume #misheard #text post #family

[screampotato]

I was listening to a podcast and they mentioned Hogwarts Legacy and I was quite sure they criticised it for having "old-fashioned gay mechanics".

I'm not sure what I have to say about that, I'm just laying it before you for your perusal.

#misheard #old fashioned gay mechanics #I mean it is set in Victorian times #maybe they maintain the Hogwarts express #I think I'm designing an entirely different game/fic #enjoy