#dougie rambles

[dougielombax]

“Clearly you don’t own an air fryer.”

Oh YEAH?!

Well clearly YOU haven’t read the Silmarillion!!!!!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #literature #middle earth #jrr tolkien #the silmarillion #silmarillion #air fryer #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting

[dougielombax]

Bat-eared fox.

Fennec fox.

Little bastards can hear EVERYTHING!

Like a goddamn early warning radar system.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #animals #wildlife #beasties #ears #big ears #so I’ve heard #hearing #fox #foxes #fennec fox #bat eared fox

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

Edit: 9,000 notes!!!

Edit: 10,000 notes!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 15,000 notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: 20,000 Notes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #shellfish #sea life #wildlife #maritime shit #fucking hell #molluscs #mollusks #fish #speculation #holy shit #what is happening #viralpost #sort of #kind of #maybe #5k #viral #idk #8k #9k #10k #15k #20k

[dougielombax]

Control be like:

Start of the game: A gun? Okay. Should be useful against the Horrors.

Later: The Horrors are kicking my ass but I’ll get through this one way of another.

Ashtray Maze: I CAN’T BE FUCKING STOPPED!!!!! *SMASHES A MONSTER’S HEAD IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!*

Edit:

@the-haiku-bot

YOU AGAIN????!!!!!!!!!!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #control #control game #control 2019 #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #control remedy #remedy games #ashtray maze #steel chair #the horrors #terrors #haiku bot #remedy entertainment #gaming #finland

[dougielombax]

Little message for any Americans who come across my blog:

REJECT YOUR HOMEOWNER’S ASSOCIATION!!!!!!

GROW NATIVE PLANTS AND/OR CORN ON YOUR FRONT LAWN!!!!!!!!

Not saying you HAVE to! But HOAs are still a stupid idea anyway.

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And if you can’t do that. Defy them in any way you can. No matter how small it may be.

FUCK HOAs!

HOAs can eat shit!

Feel free to reblog the shit out of this one if you wish!

Also please reblog my posts on sending aid to the Armenians and the Assyrian people too! They’re on my blog.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #political crap #for any yanks out there #anti homeowner association #fuck the HOA #housing #homeowner association #anti lawn #anti mowing #fuck HOAs #rewilding #homeowners association #corn #reblog this #anti HOA #no more mowing #pollinators #tenant rights #anti landlords #fuck landlords #neighbourhood associations #kill your lawn #lawn #fuck lawns #signal boost #signal b00st #signal boooooost #please reblog this #reblog the shit out of this

[dougielombax]

*pushes a Dalek down the stairs*

*this kills the Dalek*

*Yes! Hahaha! YES!!!*

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #doctor who #dalek #yes #hahaha #sickos #death #daleks #stairs #falling down the stairs #this kills the Dalek #this sounded funnier in my head #what #no context #shitpost

[dougielombax]

So…that’s a Naruto run.

Kayshon has been picking up on things from his human colleagues, evidently.

Look at him go!

That is amazingly stupid. I love it.

Feel free to reblog if you wish.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #star trek lower decks #star trek #lower decks #Tamarian #kayshon #naruto run #no context #animated gifs #gifs #look at him go #here he comes #majestic #effortless #amazing #astounding #old memes #the ancient texts #naruto #beautiful beast

[dougielombax]

Weaponized mathematics.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #mathematics #maths #doctor who #logopolis #no context #my poor attempt at a joke #shitpost #what #this sounded funnier in my head

[dougielombax]

Do NOT rotate a fish in your mind!

BIG MISTAKE!!!!!!

Biggest mistake of my LIFE!!!!!

Edit: How and why did this post suddenly gain so much traction over the last 24 hours?

I’d like to know.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #rotate #fish #rotating #rudolph valentino #mister manticore #trinity desk project #the american anatomy #shitpost #or is it? #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #analog horror #maritime shit #wildlife #animals #beasties #sea life #sea creatures #big mistake #biggest mistake of my life #mind #huge mistake

[dougielombax]

Sometimes the janitor is a cryptid.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #janitor #cryptid #ahti the janitor #control #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #control game #control remedy #control 2019 #remedy games #remedy entertainment #cryptids #finland #ahti

[dougielombax]

YTP sentence mixing must survive as an art form!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #anti ai #ytp #editing #sentence mixing #youtube #vent post #art #shenanigans #chicanery #fuckery

[dougielombax]

Holy shit.

The whole bloody thing is in the water!

Got hit by a massive container ship.

Fucking hell.

I hope nobody was on the damn thing when it collapsed.

Look at it!

It’s GONE!

Fuck.

What’s that?

They already changed the wording on its Wikipedia page?

Jesus Christ wikipedia!

You fuckers really do work fast!

Oh my GOD!

I’m not trying to sensationalise this btw.

I just wasn’t expecting it.

I’m not anticipating such incidents like some ghastly disaster-worshipping ghoul with issues.

I just hope nobody was hurt or killed.

I also worry that the conspiracy nuts will try saying it was faked or some crap. Fuck that shit!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #news #maryland #bridge #bridges #bridge collapse #crash #cargo ship #what #fucking hell #wikipedia #Baltimore #river #Francis Scott key bridge #patapsco river #beltway bridge #key bridge #Baltimore harbour #container ship #container shipping #editors #bloody hell #dali #singapore #disaster #shitshow #maersk

[dougielombax]

New from Bionicle!

Fuck it.

We BALL!!!!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #bionicle #lego bionicle #lego #my poor attempt at a joke #fuck it #we ball #fuck it we ball #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting

[dougielombax]

TERFs can fucking die and go to hell mad about it!

Fuck them!

It’s not their future!

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #dougie makes a meme #Māori wrasse #Māori #wrasse #fish #marine biology #icthyology #trans #transgender #trans fish #fuck transphobes #fuck TERFs #political crap #apparently #anti fascist #leftism #lgbt #queer #aotearoa #new zealand #sweden #british library #sea life

[dougielombax]

Why is Goncharov trending again?

Did they find the lost unpublished sequel outline manuscript the author of the book put together around 1982 before scrapping it?

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #goncharov #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #unreality #shitpost

[dougielombax]

I think Twin Peaks and Gravity Falls fans should start romanticising Washington state and the Pacific Northwest as a whole like weebs did with Japan.

I say “romanticising”. I couldn’t think of any other word for it.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #twin peaks #david lynch #gravity falls #alex hirsch #my poor attempt at a joke #pacific northwest #washington state