#homeowners association

[dougielombax]

Little message for any Americans who come across my blog:

REJECT YOUR HOMEOWNER’S ASSOCIATION!!!!!!

GROW NATIVE PLANTS AND/OR CORN ON YOUR FRONT LAWN!!!!!!!!

Not saying you HAVE to! But HOAs are still a stupid idea anyway.

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And if you can’t do that. Defy them in any way you can. No matter how small it may be.

FUCK HOAs!

HOAs can eat shit!

Feel free to reblog the shit out of this one if you wish!

Also please reblog my posts on sending aid to the Armenians and the Assyrian people too! They’re on my blog.

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #political crap #for any yanks out there #anti homeowner association #fuck the HOA #housing #homeowner association #anti lawn #anti mowing #fuck HOAs #rewilding #homeowners association #corn #reblog this #anti HOA #no more mowing #pollinators #tenant rights #anti landlords #fuck landlords #neighbourhood associations #kill your lawn #lawn #fuck lawns #signal boost #signal b00st #signal boooooost #please reblog this #reblog the shit out of this

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.🤷‍♀️

#video #tiktok #tiktoks #funny #lmao #wtf #relatable #mood #rent #property value #homeowner #homeowners #hoa #homeowners association #amberkacherian

[geekysteven]

I'm gonna start a homeowners association, but with counterintuitive draconian rules like that your lawn can only have venus fly traps

#Hoas #fuck hoas #homeowners association #venus fly trap #fuck lawns

[m1dori-eyes]

*Walks into HOA meeting* oh my god this is just like my house.wad

#yuzu lore #hoa #doom #myhouse.wad #homeowners association

[thoughtfulrobot]

If your yard is too biodiverse the HOA can legally send the Spanish Inquisition

#sh!tpost #solarpunk #hoa #homeowners association #anti lawn

[bingle10-wongus]

Dougle burger Tuesday

#homeowners association

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #hoa #homeowners association

[nonooddo]

THIS IS A FREE PROMOTION OF P.O.N.A.

As they say - ‘Money makes the world go round’ - well it also stops developers’ worlds! Or at least it pokes a stick in their plans to build a HUGE slab of rental units on a hill over the entrance to Cedar Creek.

That’s certainly what we would spend your donation on…! No one can do it all - but your donation can help us do all we can to prevent the place we live in, the place we love, be just another developers stop off on the way to paving over this entire part of the world.

For 40 years people have worked and contributed to create a green space community here in Cedar Creek. That’s why the vultures circle - because they want what we have

We need to preserve what we have here. And the best way for you to help with that is to help fund what we are doing.

we ALL know we can’t rely on our so-called HOA. Developer birds of a feather, and all that. We are in this fight on our own. Do your part, DONATE…!

#Fundraising #Homeowners Association #olathe #Kansas

[b-is-for-borderline]

I love how Americans claim that their assault weapons "protect them from Tyranny" and then simultaneously have to pay a $200 fine to their Homeowners association because their door is painted the wrong colour or they bought the wrong garden gnome.

If your gun isnt intimidating the middle-aged Martha on your street, its not intimidating a government who have access to war machines.

#homeowners association #gun reform #gun responsibility #gun regulation #gun rights

[gloryofdawn]

My wife and I own some land, we're working on getting a house built. There is currently no HOA in the area. It is my deepest hope that one will appear around us. On the day that happens, when they come to invite us to include our property in their self-righteous cult of busybodies, I will have a contract prepared. It will state that the only circumstance under which our home will become a part of a Homeowner's Association is when the President of the HOA kidnaps me, ties me to an altar, carves out my beating heart with an athame, and sacrifices it to a pagan deity of their choice (I don't want to be exclusionary).

I mostly just want to see the looks on their faces.

#hoa #homeowners association #fuck hoas #this plan reeks of my mental stability

[emperornorton47]

#HOA #homeowners association #nightmare #pedestrian accident

[dougielombax]

Okay.

I don’t understand why homeowner associations are a thing in America.

They don’t exist anywhere else as far as I know.

And they all sound like a bunch of nasty ruthless, obsessive, authoritarian, NIMBY, Karenite busybodies.

Ruled over and overseen by power-tripping middle-aged mediocrities.

Truly the only time capitalist thinkers embraced collectivism. As far as I know at least.

They sound utterly ghastly.

Apparently one of them had the cops go to a guy’s house and shoot him dead for not mowing his lawn.

Fuck lawn mowing! I’d sooner grow fucking CORN on my lawn if those fuckers existed in my country.

Fuck lawn mowing in general, it turns your garden into a desolate wasteland and it’s bad for small animals, insects and pollinators.

Fuck homeowner associations!

Anyway…

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #vent post #political crap #homeowners association #corn #housing #anti lawn

[stephenopolos]

rant

sigh...

"We can't allow that cause it will change the cHaRaCtEr of our NeIgHbOrHoOd."

Bitch, your neighborhood doesn't have character.

It's bland as fuck.

It's milquetoast.

It's not even the good kind of vanilla ice cream.

Your neighborhood wouldn't know what to do with character if it moved in next door and wouldn't recognize character if it showed up on national TV. Cookie-cutter neighborhoods are not valid character.

Fuck! If character showed up, your neighborhood would call the cops about suspicious activity!

#homeowners association #rant

[wrightbroscoffee]

#coffeelover #coffetime #coffee #coffeebeans #sexy #coffeetravel #coffee photography #coffee aesthetic #coffeshop #cafe #air duct cleaning #home #homeowners association

[thegayhimbo]

Not feeling any better about wanting to buy a house........ 😒

Then again, I’m under the age of 35, so (according to John Oliver) I may never get the chance to own one anyways.

#john oliver #last week tonight with john oliver #homeowners association #tgh opinions #social issues

[shapedforfighting]

Woke up this morning from dreaming about writing a strongly worded email on the fence of my parents' backyard to a neighbor trying to treat the neighborhood as if it were part of an HOA, so apparently I have FEELINGS about that shit

#summer says #dreams #dreaming #HOA #homeowners association