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In my 20s I listened to Radio 4. In my 30s I listened to Radio 2. Now I'm in my 40s I listen to young whippersnappers on livestreams discussing JoJo Siwa's makeup and the latest scandal on the Minecraft server.

I don't really know what's happening to me. Time is an illusion.

drinking a glass of white wine and reading private eye at quarter to seven in the evening. i think it’s marvellous that i’m practicing for middle age already

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Pumpkin and Bean (lol she's hiding behind the fleece corner)

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

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It's because they need to paint quickly. Impressionism is pretty much the only option when you want to capture the look and you don't have much time. It's like painter's shorthand.

Why is the courtroom sketch art style so beautiful. It's very gestural and expressive and stylized in a weirdly pleasing way. Simultaneously feels very real and tangible but strangely dreamlike. Very odd

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rositooth

#go easy on yourself #be kinder than #the ones who run you down #karine polwart #Youtube

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Via clunes_sisters

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#demiromantic #of the almost totally aromantic type

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summer is coming up lads..

#humid heat is worst #but summer here is mostly just green green green #very much looking forward to it #bring the summer bring the rain

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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#but all the pictures of “do you want my yard to end up like THIS?!??” are what my garden looks like #I'm not very good at gardening #but I love my little mess

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If you have multiple exes, vote based on your most recent ex or the one you resent most, if any.

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#i am one of those with no exes #sometimes i wonder what i missed out on #but you can only walk one path

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Link discovers 1960s brutalist architecture

#looks exactly like our college's old buildings #they replaced them with ones that are much the same but shinier #legend of Zelda #breath of the wild

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This approach doesn't work for everyone, I tried it for years. Now I've learned I need to listen to my animal and recognise its fears, and work gradually to get it accustomed to new things, because years of forcing it made it not trust me. So YMMV.

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

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#absolutely no issue with fanfic or fanart #if it's very derivative then I'd like to be credited #otherwise carry on #but using it for AI is not something I'm ok with without permission

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#warrior cats #warriors #warriors fanart #warrior cats fanart #cats #lovely cats #art #my art #sketchbook #digital art

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Until 3 seconds after I pull onto the motorway.

non glasses wearers dont understand the reality that my glasses could have a two inch film of dirt and smudges and stains on them and i still wouldnt notice

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I am Demisexual and Demiromantic. It means I Don't Fancy People (with some caveats). AMA (as long as you ask nicely).

#demisexual #demiromantic #asexual #aromantic #ace #aro #demi rose #asexual spectrum #ace spec #aromantic spectrum #aro spec #i wonder if anyone will ask me anything

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I'd better post something about being aspec soon or I'm going to get put in detention for scribbling on my jotters