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Hit the Kwon | #HitTheQuan

#skate #quan #fire #line #lit #frontside

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Functional skate fashions. #VeryPlush.

#skateboarding #plush #fleek #fashion #couture

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My whole life in one gif.

#sosa #chief keef

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It's Friday y'all.

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Current phone bkgrnd. #FreeLindsay/#NeverForget.

#lindsay lohan #android #nobody cares

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DENA X CASH, DIAMOND RINGS, SWIMMING POOLS. -I tweeted this a while back, but if it's not tumblr’d it doesn't count.- I just want to bring attention to an issue that I feel is overlooked all too often: The rap industry/Illuminati conspiracy to keep Awkward Eastern European Chicks out of the rap game. Think about it; how many female euro rappers (non-euro trash) have you listened to, Hmm? If even 1/4 of them have as much swag as the floral pant suit she wears mid-vid we are all being deprived.

#Dena #Bulgaria #cash #swimming pools

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This dude has been playing a bouncer for 20 years. He's mad deep in the game.

Check out the ’bouncer school’ section of ’The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down’. It's a downright Shakespearean portrayal of the modern bouncer. #ForReal. #BadAtShakespeare.

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#ObnoxiousHatSwag

(via Fancy)

#thefancy

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If you followed me on twitter, you’d have seen this mix coming:

@tronvegas

Touch Wood (Original Mix)

azealia banks-212

Heroes Of The Night (Pleasurekraft Remix)

Martin Solveig - The Night Out (A-Trak vs. Martin Rework)

Young Joc-I Do (Sammy Bananas Bootleg)

Hooked...

#bangers #dj #set #Tron Vegas #reblogs

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Community X X-men

Lets talk about Shirley.

Why does she look so different?

Were they trying to make a 'sexy' version?

I feel like the hip-to-boob ratio is weird.

It's not like the artist can't draw black people, he's planking on the throne* when it comes to  Troy.

Maybe it's the giant smile...

#whatevs

*someone said this about Lil Wayne's '...Carter IV', I think it's supposed to sound ridiculous

This better come back on air soon.

#community #sexy shirley #pic

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My NY Resolution was to get Hella into 'Twin Peaks'....

[via AnimalNY]

...So this David Lynch rap is right up my netflix instant queue.

'Comedy Rap' is usually the wackest, but this guy gets props for 'educated slim shady' swag and more multi-syllabicic words than a Mos Def song. 

#David Lynch #Twin Peaks #White People #Banger #video

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Alarm Clock Bangerzzzzzz!

Rogerseventytwo (that's really how they write it)-'You Take Me Higher'

I challenge you to try and have a bad day when this song is your morning* alarm.

[via google]

Rogerseventytwo 'You Take Me Higher' by onelovemusic

*'Morning' = when you wake up from your longest nap. This may be any time day/night

#banger #bangers #you take me higher #Rogerseventytwo #mornings

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drivenbyboredom:

'This might not be the best advice.'

This is how I imagine vh1's 'The Pick-Up Artist Season III' would have gone.

#i aint tryin to hear that see #i got a man #i got a man #what's your man gotta do with me #reblog

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Back To the Future Part Shoe.

[via nice kicks]

You know how excited people get whenever a baby does anything? Multiply that times 14 and you're half way to how pumped I am on the Nike Air Mags. Straigh out of BACK TO THE FUTURE II. Nike even patented the 'self-lacing technology'. I'm so excited that I'm almost embarrassed about it...

Almost.

 Nike's rumored to make an announcement today-Better start taking jobs on craigslist to get these. My guess on how much they'll cost: $75-$1,000,000,000,000. How am I supposed to know how much shoes cost in the future.

#kicks #nike #back to the future #Marty McFly #excitment #future #swag

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This is my nomination for most Hood Rich gif of 2011. That's a big deal coming from someone who follows 'gifs of popular rappers' and 'real nigga tumblr'. Real Talk

#gif #saved by the bell #real talk #hood rich #nominations

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My Impression of Anyone Listening to Moombahton, Bmore Club or DubStep...

2 songs:'Say, this stuff is pretty sick.'

4 songs:'Uggghhh this stuff is ill-I could dance to this forever!'

10+ tracks: ''This is hell. I think my heart is stuck in rhythm with the song...and not like 'oh, this is the music of my <3.' but like 'oh my god i think i''m going to die.'''

I believe it was Strong Bad that said: 'Too much of a good thing, is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is really, really dumb and bad.'

Now here's a video with Skrillexxxxxxxxxx:

[via BaltimoreClub]

And on some 'The Real L World'-level realness, You know deep down that ~45% of the bros who heard about dubstep last year and still haven't stopped talking about it will be trading their 'totez brutal' wobbles for mellowed out drum beats in six months (a year for the slow ones)-and I can't wait for it, because I tweaked my neck in the hyphy days and this dub step dancing is killing my back and ankles.

-Is Moombahton what dub-step kids will listen to when they're too old to get Brutal?

-Full disclosure-I still listen to bmore (I'm a sucker for claps/snares/Jamaican airhorns).

#Moombahton #bmore club #skrillexxx #dub-step #flub-step #video #banger