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GUYS SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. CHRONOLOGIGAL ORDER OF EVERYTHING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. THESE ARE OFFICIAL TRANSLATIONS OF THE NEWS. 

#Kris Wu #krishan #krisho #exo #exom #kim minseok #huang zitao #bts #Kim Junmyeon #china #the rap of china #rap #entertainment #SM #cube entertainment #wu yifan #twitter

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This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

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If there’s one thing Draco and Tom have in common it’s that they’re both so pure at heart.

#harry potter #draco #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy

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That kind of disturbed them even further.

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Slytherins may have Draco Malfoy but us, Hufflepuffs, have Tom Felton.

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BTS of the amazing sucker punch 
(POA)

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Slytherin: ugh I can’t find it!

Ravenclaw: what are you even looking for?

Slytherin: my happiness

[bonus]

Hufflepuff: *walks in*

Slytherin: oh nvm there it is

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Hufflepuff: How are you handling your crush on Slytherin?

Ravenclaw: ...Surprisinly well. I thought I'd start acting super weird as usual, but I've been really chill around him.

Hufflepuff: Oh good, cuz he's coming this way.

Ravenclaw: WHA-

Slytherin: Hey, guys.

Ravenclaw: HI! *gets up from the chair and drops everything from the table*

Hufflepuff, to Ravenclaw: "surprisingly well.", huh?

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Ravenclaw: You seriously have got to stop going to sleep whenever there's a problem you don't wanna deal with.

Slytherin: Give me one plausible reason.

Ravenclaw: Fine, your house catches on fire. How is sleeping gonna help??

Slytherin: But Raven, it's a win-win situation. If someone extinguishes the fire while I sleep, great! Problem solved. Home saved. Or, if I'm lucky enough, the house burns down I get to die!

Ravenclaw:

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Ravenclaw: Where is Gryff?

Hufflepuff: He went to tell Slytherin he likes her.

Ravenclaw: ...Should I be worried?

Hufflepuff: Definitely. He has a fine way of doing that.

[Cut to]

Gryffindor: *opening a PowerPoint presentation "reasons why you should date me"* Okay, here we go: slide 1 of 142.

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Yaaaaalll

I’m so much more active on twitter omg I’m sorry for abandoning this, um interact with me there? My user is @BAEKKIPOOH dhwjwjnebsnwjsbsvwjnw I feel so bad for yeeting outta here

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Lay - 190706 Grand Line: The First Concert in Shanghai

Credit: 大黄.

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Im literally going to hell

#exo #kyungsoo #lawsuitline #suho

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七七解解 • do not edit

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Korean Military Service: Hi. I'll take all your precious husbands away from you for two years.

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Exo ot12 as Greek Demigods

Cause why not

Kim Jongdae ‘Chen’, son of Dionysus

“ I drink to drown my sorrows. I drink to kill my fear. I drink to celebrate. I drink to live, for life without wine is like a flower without petals. The chaos, the impulse, the regret… are sweeter than any elixrir. It is my ruin, it is my end. But through this death, I live.”

Xiao Luhan, son of Aphrodite

“I can make kings kiss my feet and gods kiss my neck. I can make saints lose their mind. My love will heal your wounds, my love will tear you apart. I know I want you, and I know you need me. So close your eyes and let me destroy you, beautifully.”

Byun Baekhyun, son of Athena

“What is the purpose behind this knowledge of mine, you ask? Well, to me, knowledge is privilege. And privilege hardly ever has purpose. Knowing helps you gain better experience. Experience makes you wise, and the wise win. Truly, is there anything more powerful than wisdom? ”

Do Kyungsoo, son of Hephaestus

“ I am a mechanic, I repair damaged machines. But how do I repair my damaged soul? I am an inventor, I invent revolution. But who invents a new me?”

Zhang Yixing 'Lay’, son of Asclepius

“ There is an inexplicable thrill in exploring the world of syringes, pills, prescriptions and anatomy. A joy in cutting open people and stitching them back together. I can save you, I can give you life, I can make death wait…”

Kim Minseok 'Xiumin’, son of Poseidon

“ The waves crashing against rocks, the horses running wild in the waters, the sand on your shoulders, the salt in the air, the mellifluous conches of the sirens… And they’re all yours.”

Huang Zitao, son of Ares

“I crave violence to feel human. I am desperate for the intimacy of conflict. It shields my hollow heart. Blood is art, but blood smeared across your face, blood on your clothes, bruised knuckles and busted lips are a masterpiece.”

Wu Yifan 'Kris’, son of Hades

“Watch me as I sit on my throne of skulls and bones, holding the threads of judgement and weaving blasphemy. Watch me as your time runs out, and the dogs bark as seconds slip. Watch, as death worships me.”

Kim Jong ’ Kai’, son of Demeter

“We all are beautiful tragedies, even I am. But, I have accepted the tragedy, and that’s why I am happy. That surrender sets me free.”

Kim Junmyeon, 'Suho’, son of Hestia

“Sacrifice and compromise are different. If I sacrifice, it means that I’m strong enough to let go of what’s mine, and brave enough to look for the new, and make it mine.”

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Kris Wu in a crop top.