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Drunk Y/n×Drunk Bwii

Crackfic

He was drinking vodka and she was sipping on wine like the queen she was.

Y/n decided that she was fed up with South Korea and she decided to take her bf, (jagIyAaaaaaa), Taehyung on a trip to greece, the land of Dionysus and crisis.

They packed their clothes in pickle water so that they wouldn't rot and set sail for the country where Zeus couldn't keep it in his panties.

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When they arrived, they immediately went to a hotel and decided that they should take a much needed nap. Or at least, that's what they said to each other.

At 3:07am (if you know, you know), Y/n slipped from the bed and threw herself into the toilet. She had hidden a bottle of the finest wine under the toilet seat and she used a razor to open the cork of the wine. She took one sip, two....she drank the whole bottle.

She burped so loudly, her SarAnG woke uP.

Or did he!??!?!

TAEHYUNG WAS ALREADY AWAKE AND HE HAD BEEN DRINKING VODKA, LIKE THE SECRET RUSSIAN HE IS.

When Y/n saw him,she laughed like a goat and started to hit on him.

"Hey bAbY bOi, those pants of yours look great but they'd look better on my bedroom's floor;-)"

Bwii oppar became as red as his arse after those punishments in run episodes where they slap each other's bums #nohomo.

He took off his pAnts only to reveal a marvelous pair of yoga pants with Jackson's face on top.

Y/n was fLabbErgAsted. "AAAA" She screamed in pure astonishment and stared at his pantsu.

Let's say that the rest is up to the imaginatiOn.

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It isn't smUt, ya nasties. They ended up crying together over Dobby's death, encircled by chiPs.

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BAD BOY!JUNGKOOK× VSCO GIRL!Y/N

CRACKFIC OBVIOUSLY(only read this if you want to lose brain cells)

Y/n was so bored in school. No handsome boys to drool over, nor anyone who could share her love for metallic straws with.

She found everyone too plain and too low for her standards, thus being a loner. She didn't think she was a loner, though. She was sure she was just unapproachable because of how tremendously beautiful she was.

One day though, everything changed,for the better or for the worse, that we shall never know. The gross principal, Mr Toenail announced that they would have a new student who was all the way from South Korea.

Y/n was not interested at first because she was searching for the eboy to her vsco girl and sadly, all of the boys in her class were nErds.

But when the class's door opened to reveal a boy in black eboy clothing and bangs falling over his eyes, she knew he was the onE.

"Now, now. You should introduce yourself," said Mrs Headtoe to the boy.

"Jungkook, 18. Yes, I'm bad boy so I like bad girl."

Y/n was SMITTEN. She knew it was true love. And as it always happens in cliche fanfics, Jungkook was seated next to her. Oh, how surprising!

"No stare, please,"said Jungkook, looking disgusted.

"Oh I was staring? SKSKSKSK, you are just so handsome."

"Me dangerous, stay away, babYgOrl."

"But I loooooove you."

"Haven't we known each other for like 10 seconds?"

"Yes but I can already tell that I will save the turtles with you. And I oop-"

"Disgusting. I only ride motorcycles and smoke with the mafia. Oh shiet, shouldn't have said that." Said Jungkook and put his hand over his lips. SedUctiVelY

BUT THEN A BANG WAS HEARD. JACKSON WANG FROM CHINA WAS INSIDE THE BUILDING!??!?!?

"JUNGKOOK, GIVE ME MI SARANG, Y/N OR I SEPPUKU US BOTH!"

"Never, arsehOle," said Jungkook and shot him right in the arse.

The students were sleeping and the teacher was listening to "Chewing gum" so no one noticed.

To this day, Jackson's left buttcheek lies on the floor of class B69.

(Idk what I have just created but 🥴🥴🥴. Haven't proofread it so yes, have fUn)

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