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#+to me berenice and Eulalie are lesbians
yes-i-exist-shutup · 4 months
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Duke and Pluto is canon. To me.
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straightasaaro · 25 days
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I can fix him 🤪🤪🤪
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Sure buddy sure
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tequiilasunriise · 11 months
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Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:
Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast
Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues
Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love
The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass
Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen
A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans
The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun
Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333
Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes
But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified
The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT
Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros
Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3
Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny
And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny
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noireainsworth · 1 year
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Nevermore sexuality headcanons:
Lenore: 100% lesbian, like, girl, you're obvious
Annabel: Lesbian, always pretends to be straight but we know the truth
Duke: Full bi, I mean, we all know he flirted with the Deans at least once
Pluto: Pansexual cat boy
Berenice: Lesbian, and completely at ease with it, one of the very few Nevermore students to be out (with Duke)
Eulalie: Doesn't care about it, never even asked herself the question
Morella: Pansexual, but totally oblivious (she would totally be the type to answer "You mean you like me as a friend right?"
Ada: Totally bi, but in a serious denial (still think she is straight)
Prospero: Closeted gay, knows his attraction but is real deep in the closet
Montresor: Don't give a fuck about gender but he doesn't labelise himself either
Will: Don't know either, but I think he is attracted to men at some point
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