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high5runner5 · 5 months
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A very belated Merry Christmas!! Apologies for the lateness of this gift! It was so much fun getting to draw your lovely Five!! I love a good 5am interaction more than anything! I loved your Five so much and their ridiculous with Sam that I couldn't help but write a small blurb about them!! I hope I delivered on the angst and the grief! Once again, Merry Christmas!!
Thanks to @notforconsumption, @runnerzero, and @delucadarling for another amazing year!!
TW// Spoilers for Season 4, Main Character Death, Injury Mention
Currently, Five tossed and turned in their cot, a sweat covered brow furrowed as they dreamt of a blood soaked Sam, wailing about being left for dead before being engulfed in a mass of rotten limbs and teeth, all desperately wishing to consume him. Soon, like all the other recurring nightmares, Five woke with a jolt.
Five sat upright, panting and wild-eyed as their head swiveled around the room. Trying to locate the danger that awoke them. It wasn’t until the dark shapes of the room came back into focus and their mind cleared that Five noticed the knife gripped in their hand. Realizing it was nothing but another nightmare, they relaxed their grip, they took silent note of the blood rushing back to their fingers and palm. Kicking off their blankets, they rested on their back once again, a sour feeling settling in their stomach as they reminded themselves that Sam was gone. Long gone were the days Five could sneak into the radio shack after a particularly horrid nightmare and find Sam greeting them with a soft smile and an extra blanket. Feeling empty and standing on the brink of sleep deprived exhaustion, they forced themselves to relax back into their cot.
It had been three days since Five abandoned was forced to leave Sam in the zombie infested building. They could only listen in horror to his screams as they ran for Abel, baby Sarah crying in their arms and Paula and Maxine waiting desperately for their daughter to be returned to them. Five understood that Sam’s final wish was to get baby Sarah back home - but that fact did little to stop the nightmares that found them in the quiet of night.
Five tried to find reprieve in their memories of Sam, yet it proved to be more harmful than helpful. Thinking of the tender fleeting moments they shared did nothing but bubble up sentiments of unrequited feelings and the fact that Five can never tell Sam what they felt for him. It often made grief hit Five like a dull blade in the chest.
There was a quiet keening sound closeby that broke through Five's train of thought, it sounded similar to a wounded animal crying out in pain. It wasn’t strange or unheard of to hear people crying for loved ones in the privacy of night - hell, it was often encourage at Able. It wasn’t until a tearful sob reverberated in the tiny room that Five realized tearful sounds came from them.
Frustrated, Five wiped angrily at the hot tears wetting their cheeks. Crying wasn’t going to bring Sam back. He’s dead and that’s that. Sam would be ashamed to see them like this. Able’s savior and best runner, reduced to a bluberring mess and scared stiff from the threat of nightmares. No, they refused to shut down and retreat within themselves similar to last time with Moonchild. They had to keep it together, or until they Sam’s body was back in Abel and buried in the ground. Yes, that was doable, they could manage keeping it together until then.
Determined - and physically exhausted - Five slipped into a dreamless sleep.
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runner5anna · 5 months
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Christmas Cactus
Heyo @kodessa ! I am your ZR secret Santa. Here is a festive fic for you.
Thank you @notforconsumption and @delucadarling for organising this !
It's Christmas day in Able township. It's icey, it's cold, it's not very festive. But, Sam is quite determined to at least make something warm out of the bad day.
There is no spoilers, its SFW but there is discussions of grief and cussing. Also cringe pick up lines.
"Shit!" Bellowed Sam, along with a cacophony of clattering coming from downstairs. Five sucked a lungful of cold air in, kicking the many layers of blankets off of her, grabbed the knife from under the bedside table and ran downstairs. She shoved open the door, shouting “who the hell is there?” and slashing at the air. Her chest heaved with adrenaline and fatigue. The cold air pressed on her bare feet, and her pyjama trousers were halfway up her legs. 
‘Uh - just me?” Answered Sam. He was hunched over the side, which was covered in cocoa powder and parts of a mug. The forest green hoodie he wore to bed was covered in water. “Wait - is that another knife, 5? I thought we talked about this. You don’t need to keep knives under the bed side table.” 
5 grinned and placed it down on the side. “I don’t know what you mean.” She slid it into the drawer, intending to pick it up later. “Need a hand?”
“No - I think I’m ok.” he sighed. He picked up his foot, inspecting it closely. “I stubbed my toe and dropped the pink mug. I found the cocoa powder at the bottom of the drawer in the comms shack. Happy Christmas, I guess?” he sighed, dusted the reminisce of the brown powder off the base of his foot, and placed it down - deciding that it wasn’t broken, just sore. “I wanted to surprise you.” 
“Oh shit - that day already?” 5 ran her hands up her face, pressing her palms into her eyes. She really needed a shower. Her face felt slick with sweat and grime from the night. Maybe she’d treat herself later to a lukewarm one. 
“Yeah. Snuck up on me too. I looked at the clock on the computer last night and it was the 24th! I wanted to surprise you with some hot cocoa but I pigged that one up pretty badly.” He sniffled, and the tears welled like little gems in the corner of his large brown eyes.  
“Oh - bless your heart, Sammy. You’re too kind for this world.” 5 opened her arms, inviting him in for a hug. He placed his bristled chin on her head and sighed, relaxing into her touch. “You didn’t have to do that for me.” 
“I know. I’m the best.” He grinned. “But - I wanted to. So I did.” He pulled away from 5 and picked up the brush from the side. “I need to clean up. Snow isn’t brown. Unless it's mixed with mud. Or zombie parts. But I suppose I’d quite like chocolate snow.” 
“How’s about I make us hot chocolate with what we have left over? And we can do…” Five pressed her tongue against her teeth in thought. “...festive things.” 
“What can we do? Really?” 
5 lent down to scoop up some more powder back into the pot. If she grabbed a collider, she could at least filter out some of the dust. It was salvageable at least - and there wasn’t much of this stuff left in the world so they should at least treasure it. Somewhat disgusting, yes, but it was the apocalypse. If you could be disgusting, it was now. It would be good for her immune system development, her mother would say. “I’m not actually sure. It’s not like we have a big dinner we can make or gifts.”
“Janine has given us the day off - for those that want it.” 
“I might head out eventually, then.” 
Sam slowly turned around, and pleaded. “Please don’t. It’s -6. It’s freezing. The ground is solid. You’ll slip. Plus it’s Christmas. Let’s just have a day together - It’s been too long.” 
5 pulled a hair from the powder. It was short, brown and blunt - one of Janine’s. Her hair managed to get everywhere. It was a nice reminder that she was there somewhere - a dependable figure even in the hardest of times. “I don’t know what we can do, really.” she tutted. “We don’t even have a tree.” 
Sam gave a little gasp, and quickly shuffled over to the window where he held up Cedrick the Cactus. He was a medium sized fluffy plant - whose fuzz were actually tiny spines which Sam found out rather painfully. 5 wasn’t quite sure why she grabbed it off of the shelf, but she didn’t regret it. He kept 5 and Sam entertained, and it gave them something to talk about outside of the insanity of work, how tired they were and whoever had died recently. 
“Let’s decorate Cedrick!” 
“Won’t I be pulling spines out of your hand for the next week again?” 
“No.” He pouted. “Get your crochet, I’ll get a pen and paper. Let’s make some Christmas clothes for him. It will be fun!” 
5 felt her belly rise with giggles that Sam could only bring from her. He was a ray of sunshine - everything good in the world. When 5 was with Sam, she felt like the best version of herself, like the world was lighter and the breeze was fresher. Her heart fluttered and her cheeks began to flush with how much she realised she was smiling. 
“Let me go get dressed and I’ll be with you.” 
“Ah ah ah!” Sam grabbed her hand, gently pulling her back and wrapping his arms around her waist. “Absolutely not. No one gets dressed before midday on Christmas.” 
“If you say so. But I need a shower later. I’ll get dressed then.” 
“I’ll give you one of my shower tokens. My treat.” 
“Don’t you need them?” 
“Nah. I’m clean enough. And I don’t go running multiple times a week. They’re upstairs, I think in my jeans pocket.”
“My crochet is upstairs as well - I’ll grab them on the way. And who knows. If I’m feeling generous later I’ll let you share the shower later.” 5 purred as she slunk out of the room, leaving Sam blushing a deep shade of beetroot red. 
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5 plodded down the stairs, still in their faded plaid pyjamas as promised, crochet hooks and wool in hand. She turned into the kitchen to see Sam was doodling, colouring and shading. He held the paper happily up - on it was a bundle of red berries and green leaves. “Mistletoe!” he announced proudly. “You know what that means?” 
“No.” Five teased, leaning across the table. She softly held his gaze. Usually, Sam’s eyes darted everywhere, like he was avoiding eye contact with everyone while gaining as much information around him as possible. In moments like this, his eyes - beautiful pools of watercolour brown - held steady and calm. 
“It means you-” he poked 5 on the nose with the paper. “-have to give me a kiss.” 
“Ugh. If you insist.” 5 joked. She placed her hand on the base of Sam’s neck, pulling him across the table and into a kiss. It was deep and long, as the two relaxed into each other. 5 inhaled a smell she’d grown to love so much of marmite, washing powder and ink. Before he pulled away, Sam nuzzled their noses together, grinning from ear to ear. 
“Thank you.” He whispered.
“You’re welcome.” 
“I love you.” 
“I love you too.” Five sat down, pulling up a chair and setting her crochet on the table. “What do you think I should make?” 
“A little scarf, or a hat maybe. I think a tiny scarf will be easier. If your hand starts to hurt you can help me with the decorations.” 
“All right.” Five started with a quick slip not, starting to make the first chain. “I always feel a little startled when I need to relax. I’m always so on edge that when I set time aside to be quiet and have time to myself I’m always waiting for the proverbial hat to drop.” 
Sam hummed in agreement. “It is hard to relax now isn’t it? With the grey wandering outside the walls and regularly staring death in the ugly maw.” He finished colouring in a little robbin and began to cut around it with the scissors. 
“I thought you were banned from using scissors by Maxine after the great finger slice event.” 
“For your information, that ban was temporary. How was I supposed to know that Maxine had just sharpened her scissors? Who has scissors that sharp anyway?” he subconsciously ran his thumb over the scar on his finger. 
“Who uses massive scissors on such a tiny thing?” 
“Oh, be quiet!” He threw the roll of string at 5’s head. “Can I have that back please.” 
5 leaned down to grab it, and spoke while she slid it across the table. “Events always feel so odd now. And I never quite know how to feel. I’m happy I survived another year I suppose.” She finished off a row and started another. “It’s such a tiny scarf, I’ll be done soon.” 
Sam stood up and boiled the kettle. “I’m just letting the glue set - I won’t spill the hot chocolate powder. Close your mouth runner 5 I can tell exactly what you’ll tease me about.” 
“What do you mean?” She scoffed mockingly. 
“You were going to make fun of me for sticking my hand to my head with aeroplane glue.” 
“I was not.” 
“Yes you were.” 
The two went back and forth, squabbling in good spirits while Sam made the hot chocolate.  
“Oh - Sam look! Cedrick has a little flower. He's bloomed.” 
“He reminds me of you in a way. You thrive in the harshest times, and you are very pretty.” He passed a mug over to 5, giving her a gentle kiss on the head. “You’re my little pretty flower.”
“Thank you, darling.” 5 pulled the final thread through, finishing off the tiny scarf. It wasn’t great, considering she’d not spent long on the thing, and the colours didn’t quite match the decor that Sam made. “It looks so bad.” 
“What? I think it looks good. Christmas trees are not supposed to look good.” 
“Cedrick is a Christmas cactus, and we made this in about 45 minutes. It's more ironic than anything - I don’t think they’re supposed to look good. But, y’know, I like him more because we raised him together, and we decorated him as well.” Sam wrapped an arm around 5’s shoulders, squeezing them comfortingly. “I want to make another one next year. I think it would be a good tradition.”
“I think…I’d like that. Christmas is so traditional - and now for the first time in ages we can’t do all of them. I’m so used to being with everyone at Christmas that it feels almost positive to create new traditions.” 
“I don’t think Christmas will ever not be hard.” Sam mused between sips of hot chocolate and blowing on too hot marshmallows. “I cried one year because I put out 6 sets of cutlery for dinner even though It had been 2 years since my grandad died. No - three.” 
“It will be hard - but with you I feel I can handle it. Thank you, for being there for me Sam. I appreciate you.” 
“I appreciate you too, 5.” He placed his head on top of 
“I think it’s just all been a lot. Even if we are a few years into the apocalypse, Christmas will always feel different. But I am happy I can spend it with you.” 
“You know what I really want to do?” 
“What? Remember it’s not midday yet, so there's no getting dressed. It’s the Christmas law.” 
“No - I follow Christmas law. I want to cuddle and watch the Doctor Who Christmas specials in bed. Do you have them on your laptop?” 
“Do I ever! I thought you’d never ask. That is a new and old Christmas tradition I can get behind.”
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tazzy-zooming · 5 months
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Hello @curiousobsession101 !! I am your ZR Secret Santa!! You said you like 5ara so I ran with that! I think the biggest show of love post-apocalypse is guarding your partner so they can sleep without anyone waking them up for an emergency mission.
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Five is there, deep, deep under the blankets.
Thank you @delucadarling and @notforconsumption for organizing this!
Image ID: a digital drawing of a woman holding an axe leaning against a blanket pile with an affectionate smile on her face. The pile is labeled “sleeping five. Do not wake”. There is a window on the wall behind them. It is snowing outside. There’s a flag reading “Abel Township” out the window and a tower with a red light at the top /endID
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crownleys · 4 months
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I was tagged by both @nsewell and @nat-seal-well for this game!
Rules: shuffle your repeat playlist ten times and tag ten people
Back to Your Love by Night Riots
Call Me Up by Knox Hamilton
In My Mind by Lyn Lapid
slow motion by flor
Bleed Magic by IDKHBTFM
All Of The Noise by Castlecomer
Minimum Wage by Blondes
Kiss You by Moons of Mars
Stick Season by Noah Kahan
Pools by Glass Animals
In return I'll tag @agentnatesewell @agendermetalbender @delucadarling @notforconsumption @whirly-wind @serially-wayhaven @swordsandspectacles @the-cooler-sidestep @thetalkingcrocus and @goodplace-janet!
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kodessa · 5 months
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Zombies run secret Santa time!
So for secret Santa I had @high5runner5 and I went with a little five/Simon energy. Our main story missions have Simon with Janine but I’ve always felt the “what if” about five/Simon. The idea of them meeting under the mistletoe being the split point for a whole host of different timelines is what inspired this collage.
I hope you liked it!
Thanks to @notforconsumption and @delucadarling for setting this all up!
Happy holidays 5s 💕
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nineteenartbean · 5 months
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ZR Secret Santa time!! @sourb0i this one is for you :D I had so much fun doing it and I hope you like it!
@notforconsumption @delucadarling
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notforconsumption · 5 months
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❄️ZR Secret Santa 2023 Round Up❄️
Thank you everyone who participated in this year’s Secret Santa!
Ash and I loved seeing your entries, and the influx of ZR art and fic is so wonderful every time.
We hope you all had fun being creative! Please make sure to reach out to your Santa and give them a thank you if you haven't already had the chance!
We hope everyone has had a very merry Christmas, and hits the new year running (or walking, or snoozing, just not shambling...)!
RunnerK's gift for crazyspookies
tazzy-zooming's gift for curiousobsession101
High5runner5's gift for drowsystarlight
curiousobsession101's gift for enbeast
kodessa's gift for High5runner5
are-you-sure-it's-me-you-see's gift for KaoticFive
enbeast's gift for kelzebub
Runner5Anna/Catsoutofthebags' gift for kodessa
crazyspookies's gift for notforconsumption
sourb0i's gift for qkhilltop
kelzebub's gift for Runner5Anna / Catsoutofthebags
notforconsumption's gift for snakesarebitingatmyheels
nineteenartbean's gift for sourb0i
KaoticFive's gift for tazzy-zooming
qkhilltop's gift for RunnerK
snakesarebitingatmyheels' gift for wubbs
thedarkmaw506's gift for nineteenartbean
wubbs' gift for thedarkmaw506
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runnerk · 5 months
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Hello @crazyspookies ! I was your ZR Secret Santa! I want to tell you that you were my PERFECT match - Stam/5tam is my *favorite* pairing. And I know it wasn't a requirement to put in every single thing you asked for, but I tried to include everyone on your list: Sam, Five, Steve, Simon, Janine, Amelia, and a Radio Cabel cameo.
This story is a Christmas Tree Farm AU. Title, "In the Bleak Midwinter" from the Christmas song of the same name. Sam has inherited the Yao family tree farm business. It's December 23d, closing day, and one last VERY PARTICULAR customer comes in demanding a tree. But when the closed sign goes up, the Christmas spirit (spirits?) take over and the lines of friendship get a little blurry.
Will post on AO3 eventually, but I wanted it to be here, for you, first. 🤶 Enjoy. Merry Everything.
Story under the cut. AU so no spoilers. Hints at NSFW material.
Thank you @notforconsumption and @delucadarling !
“If I were a wise man, I would do my part. But what can I give him? Give him my heart.” Quote from "In The Bleak Midwinter"
In The Bleak Midwinter
Five threw a log into the pot bellied wood stove and willed its hot breath to defrost her toes. She slammed the door closed and sighed as the wood popped and groaned. 
The smell of burning wood.
It used to be one of her favorite smells. 
It turned her stomach a little now. Since that one day - The Day - the day everything changed. . 
She shivered despite the warmth wafting her way. 
The door to the little shack flew open and Sam walked in, brushing snow from his hair, stark white falling from jet black. Sam grinned.
“Thanks for covering for me, Five. My alarm didn’t go off and-” Five cut him off with a shake of her head and a loud cough 
“Janine knows about your car trouble.” She winked. Sam nodded his appreciation.
Sam never asked for this life. Heir to a Christmas Tree Farm. He expected his parents to grow old and die safe in their beds, hearts gently coming to a natural stop. He would also be old and would sell the farm to the highest bidder as he went on with whatever life he had chosen for himself.
But fate had other plans. 
And now here he was, barely 30, owner of Abel Christmas Tree Farm. Even after all these years, he still had no idea how to run a business. Which is why he used the majority of any inheritance money (there wasn’t much) to hire Janine DeLuca as the farm manager. She was organized and..well…a little mean, if he was honest. She knew how to get things done. 
“It’s okay, Sam.” Five continued, reassuring him. “It’s December 23rd. It will be a quiet day except for a few frazzled last minute tree getters.” 
“It will be nice to close this place up and not have to think about it for a few months.” Sam sighed and made his way behind the register tucked away a corner of the little cabin. 
“You still coming over to my place for Christmas? My parents are looking forward to seeing you.” Five grew up next door to the tree farm and spent most of her childhood chasing Sam through the trees. In the spring, racing between the saplings. The Yaos shouting reminders to watch their steps. Summers lying in the shade of the taller trees. Reading. Listening to music. Always in each other’s company. Then the fall would come and the cheerful holiday paths would be temporarily lined with skeletons, ghosts, and zombies. Haunted trails brought in money when finances were at their tightest. As soon as they were old enough, Five took on the job of acting as a zombie hunter. Sam would ride on the hay wagon and narrate stories. It was Five’s favorite time of year. As soon as the last zombie head was taken down, the farm once again became a magical winter wonderland. 
Five and Sam had been the best of friends for as long as she could remember. 
“Yeah, I think I will. It’s just…” He stopped. Thought. “I’ll be there.”
Five smiled. “You’d better. I’m making that cornbread stuffing you like. And I think Steve is stopping by with some shortcake.”
As if on cue, Steve threw open the door and entered with a bang. 
“Happy closing day!” He stomped the snow off his boots. 
“Close the door.” A voice came from a dark back corner. “We aren’t paying to heat the outside.”
“Merry Christmas, Janine.”
“Same to you, Mr. Sissay. Again, I ask you to please close the door.”
Steve turned to Five and raised his eyebrows before flicking the door and letting it slam closed. 
“At least she said please.” He shrugged. He made his way to where Sam was tangled in receipt paper in an attempt to replace the spool in the register. “Merry Christmas, Sam.”
Sam looked like he was overheating. 
“Uh, yeah. Same to you, Steve.” 
Five turned away to organize the few ornaments they had left in the small sales section of the cabin. Truth be told, the little cabin was one of her favorite places in the world. It was the size of a garden shed, but there was a wall of sparkling ornaments for sale, a wood stove along the back wall to keep warm despite the lack of insulation, and in the front corner sat the register, a little stool, and an electric kettle for hot chocolate. The most recent addition was a janky folding card table in the darkest back corner, which Janine called her “office.” 
It wasn’t much. But it felt like home. 
“Where is Simon?” Janine muttered from her corner. Sam and Five often referred to her as Scrooge, but never to her face. 
“He’s outside. I passed him on the way in.” Steve answered, continuing to look at Sam. “He’s just getting one last smoke in before he’s officially on the clock.” 
Janine sighed, irritation evident. 
A few minutes of silence passed. Five continued straightening ornaments, Janine shuffled paper. Steve had finally grabbed the roll of receipt paper from Sam and swiftly placed it in the machine. 
“You can tell me I’m your hero. It’s okay.” Steve chuckled. Sam just looked at him with his mouth open. It was rare for him to be at a loss for words, but Steve somehow managed to tie his tongue with a single glance. 
There used to be a team of people working at Abel Tree Farm. They stayed for a few years after…well, AFTER…but each year a few more would find reasons not to return. And the year before Janine was hired, Sam had to let any remaining staff members go. There was no money to pay for help. 
Janine saved the farm within the year. She agreed to hire a few new people, but there wasn’t much interest in tree farm work. Sam was able to find two interested parties. One guy, Steve, was a pyrotechnician who spent summers working at a local amusement park in charge of their fireworks shows. The other, Simon, was a personal trainer at a local gym with a flexible schedule. And flexible…everything.
Janine hired them because their schedules were flexible.
Sam approved the hiring because he liked how they both looked like burly lumberjacks. 
Simon burst through the door moments later, smelling of cigarettes and pine. 
“Little things!” He sang, obnoxiously loud. Five watched Janine’s head fall into her hands. “Like that happy noise. As a brand new day is dawning on this lovely Christmas morning!” He barreled through the little shack over to Five and cradled her neck in his strong arm. He dug his knuckles into the crown of her head as she struggled to get away. 
“I didn’t know ABBA had a Christmas song.” She joked.
“ABBA has a song for everything.” He replied, and flexed his bicep, keeping her in place. “Little things,” Simon continued singing. “Like your naughty eyes. You’d consider bringing me a breakfast tray, but there’s a price.” He let Five go and she kicked him in the shin. He winked at her. “Go on. Guess the price for bringing me a breakfast tray.”
“Stop being gross, Simon.” Five scolded, but she couldn’t contain her laughter. 
“Mr. Lauchlan, this is a professional environment. If you can’t behave-”
“Aw, don’t be jealous Jenny. Come on, it’s almost Christmas.” He walked over to her with such long strides Five could swear it only took him two steps to cross the entire floor. “You know everyone has been calling you Scrooge?” 
“Simon!” Sam yelled, a blush bursting across his cheeks. 
“I do not care about how others feel about me. I wasn’t brought here to be popular. I was brought here to run a tree farm.”
Janine sounded stern enough, but Five noticed that Simon had begun rubbing her shoulders and she wasn’t shaking him off. In fact, she seemed to sink a bit lower in her chair and…was she relaxing? 
That was new. 
A Christmas miracle, almost. 
Seems Sam wasn’t the only one who liked his lumberjacky-ness.
The rest of the morning went by in a lazy haze. Between small talk about holiday plans and organizing the store for closing, a peaceful calmness filled the shack. 
Five sighed.
She was going to miss this.
There was something so unbelievably comforting about these people. 
It was just-
“I need a tree.”
Nobody heard the door open, but a cold breeze wafted in with the most striking woman Five had ever seen. The room froze.
“This is a tree farm, is it not?”
“Yes, ma’am.” Simon spoke first, tripping over his own feet to get to her and take her hand. He grasped it and shook it wildly. “I can help you find something thick and sprucy.”
The woman’s face twisted in disgust and she took her own hand back. She shook it as if it were contaminated.
“A standard thickness will do. I need one that is tall and has all of its branches perfectly balanced.”
“One well-balanced tree coming right up.” Simon was at the door and gestured her out first. 
“Simon.” Janine called after him. “Behave."
Simon smiled and winked.
“There is no chance of him behaving, is there?” Sam asked. Steve laughed.
“Not the slightest.” 
They were back in minutes. 
“Amy, I’m sorry! You can’t call a tree ‘perfectly erect’ and not expect a comment!”
“The name is Amelia and as a customer I have a reasonable expectation of professionalism no matter what words I choose to use.” 
“Our apologies, Ms…”
“Spens.”
“Apologies, Ms. Spens. Our other associate, Mr. Sissay, will bring you the finest tree we have. AND he’ll be quick about it.”
“On it.” Steve disappeared outside as both Janine and Amelia glared at Simon, who, for his part, looked completely unashamed. 
“Would anyone like cocoa?” Sam asked.
“Yes, please.” Five grinned. Of course Sam would know how to break the tension.
“I’ll take some, Sammy.”
“Oh no you won’t, Mr. Lauchlan.” Janine said. “I would like to see you out back.”
Five and Sam gasped. Out back was the wood storage shed. It was cold and dark and had a potent woodsy smell. Five had once compared it to the feeling of being buried six feet under in a pine box and since then…nobody wanted to go out back.
But Simon looked oddly intrigued.
“Have I been a bad boy, Jenny?” Janine’s cheeks flushed and she shook her head.
“Actually, yes. And I need to speak with you urgently.”
Five thought they left a little eagerly, but it was really none of her business.
“Anything for you, Amelia?” Sam pushed the button for the electric kettle and started setting out mugs.
“From an electric kettle? And is that…powdered mix?” She shuddered. “I’ll pass.”
“Please have a seat near the fire while you wait. I’m sure Steve will be back momentarily.”
“He does seem quite strong. Those biceps are certainly impressive.”
An awkward silence filled the room until the kettle began to boil. Sam poured two mugs of hot chocolate for himself and Five and offered Amelia a cup one final time.
“Absolutely not.” She shook her head. “Horrifying.”
Five took a sip, slurping loudly. 
Sam immediately looked away. Five never slurped anything in her life. He knew if he looked over he’d see a devilish look in her eye and she would only double down on trying to annoy their only customer of the day. 
Amelia was browsing their selection of ornaments. 
“Some of these are quite beautiful.” She picked up a miniature snow globe hanging on a string. Five smiled.
“Oh, that’s a great one. It was handmade by-”
“This is the ugliest snowglobe I have ever seen.” Amelia squinted as she examined it. “I mean, really. As I was saying, some of these are beautiful, but this is not one of them.”
Five looked over at Sam, who was still facing the wall. She knew even without seeing his face that he was holding back laughter. Five, on the other hand, was not feeling overly playful with this terrible woman. 
“Listen, I don’t know who you think you are-”
“Here you go, ma’am. The perfect tree. It’s almost 200 centimeters tall, blue spruce. She’s an absolute stunner.” Steve announced from the doorway.
“Do you commonly equate women with trees?” Amelia asked. Steve didn’t miss a beat. He leaned on the counter, making sure his arm muscles rippled under his flannel shirt, which was at least two sizes too small. 
“No, ma’am.” Steve said. He seemed to be remembering that Simon was currently out back for his attempt at innuendo. “I rotate pronouns with trees so all sexes are represented equally through the…whole forest. Out of respect. For nature.”
Five winced.
“Hmm. Very well then.” Amelia walked over to Sam and leaned on the counter, gently bumping Steve with her backside.
“How much do I owe you?”
“Uh - no charge. Because of the - uh - trouble.” Five watched Sam die a little inside. 
It was definitely a weird day.
“I guess this place isn’t as bad as I assumed it was. Happy Christmas, workers.” Then, to Steve, “You’ll be tying this to the roof of my car?” It was a question but also - not. 
“It’s my pleasure, ma’am.” Steve grinned and followed her out.
Five and Sam stood frozen for a solid minute before Sam finally burst with laughter. 
“What the hell was that?” 
“That woman was a real piece of work. We need to hang up a picture with her face and never let her back in here again.”
“Aw, come on, Five. At least she didn’t take any of Simon’s nonsense.”
“Yeah, but she insulted the ornament that the children’s hospital made.” 
Sam made his way across the little shack and folded Five into a hug. 
“She couldn’t have known that. But I’m sorry she didn’t let you explain.”
“And she insulted your hot chocolate.”
“Well that was definitely out of line. You’re right. We should ban her.” Five giggled into Sam’s shoulder.
“See? I told you. She was terrible.” Five felt Sam start to let go but pulled him closer. “How are you Sam? Honestly?”
Sam paused and Five felt him tense up in the hug. He took a long breath, considering his answer carefully.
“I’m…okay. It’s been a long time but…some days are lonelier than others. Christmas still stings quite a bit. Which is inconvenient, you know? Since I pretty much sell Christmas.”
When silence and sadness fill the space between words, it’s hard not to fill it. Five fought the urge to say something encouraging like, “It will get better” or “Your parents are so proud of you for carrying on” because truly there was no way to know either of those things. She wasn’t in the business of making empty promises. Not to anyone, but especially not to Sam. Never to Sam. 
“Which is why you shouldn’t have to wake up alone on Christmas. Why don’t you-”
Sam pulled back to look at her. 
“Wha-”
“Oh! Am I interrupting?” Five and Sam both jumped. Neither one had heard Steve come back in. 
“Nope. No. Not at all. Just - normal friendly conversation.” Sam stammered. Five laughed.
“You’re fine, Steve. Hey, listen. I’m not the owner of this place or anything, but I’m thinking that was probably our last customer. She was the only person all day looking for a tree and it’s getting late. What do we say to closing an hour early?”
“Also not in charge but I say that’s a great idea.”
“As the person who IS in charge, I’m calling it.” Sam walked to the small, frost covered window in the front and flipped the open sign. “Closed for the season.” He sighed.
“So I’m no longer an employee here until next season, right?” Steve asked.
“Right.” 
“Then I can’t be fired, right?”
“Ummm, right.” There was a hint of a question in Sam’s voice. 
“And, since we’re closed…” He pulled a flask from his pocket. “This isn’t drinking on the job, right?”
Sam shrugged. “I suppose it isn’t.”
“But only if you share.” 
“Five, darling. I wouldn’t ever whip out whiskey and not offer it to a lady.”
“I’ll warm up more water for hot cocoa. Whiskey would be great in cocoa.” Sam added more water to the kettle and clicked it on. Five chuckled. She knew Sam wasn’t a fan of straight alcohol. Five on the other hand-
“I’ll take it straight from the flask.” She waited patiently for Steve to finish swallowing and grabbed it from his hand. 
She took a long pull and the whiskey burned her throat on the way down. She felt the warm liquid sit in her belly and run through her veins. It was a feeling not much different than getting a hug from Sam. 
She couldn’t remember exactly when she met Sam. Somehow it seemed like they had been together since the day they were born. The best of friends. There was never a question. Except lately something was changing. Something felt …more. She took another swig and handed it back to Steve.
He seemed to sense that she had been thinking about other things and gave her a questioning look. She smiled to reassure him that she was okay.
“Do you still have that little radio?” He asked. Sam, still behind the counter, reached down and pulled out a tiny radio. He turned it on and static blared through the shack. He adjusted the signal until he heard a voice break through.
“Today, Cit-i-zens, everyone here at Radio Cabel will be sharing our favorite holiday traditions!” Phil Cheeseman’s voice blared from the speakers. “You start, Zoe.”
“I like to start the day by making a nice breakfast and eating it in front of Christmas specials with my cats.” Zoe paused. “Later in the day I go see family and it’s busy and crazy, so I like having the time to myself to prepare for all of that.”
“That sounds kind of lonely.”
“It’s actually not. I like a balance of quiet and loud.”
“Not us.” Jack cut in. “Since Eugene and I have been together, we started a new tradition of blasting Christmas music and dancing in front of the tree while we open gifts.”
“No,” corrected Eugene. “Jack blasts music in front of the tree and dances. I try to get in as much coffee as I can to keep up with him all day.” Eugene let out a gentle laugh. 
“And you love it.” Jack chuckled. “This next song is one of my favorites to annoy Gene with.”
The water was boiling and Sam mixed another cup of hot chocolate before joining Five and Steve in the middle of the cabin.
“You didn’t drink it all, did you?”
Steve winked and poured a large quantity of alcohol into his mug. Sam raised his glass as if to say ‘cheers’ and took a large gulp. He coughed and sputtered a bit but managed to play it cool. 
“Yum.” He managed to squeak out. Steve laughed.
“Don’t worry. If we finish this, I have one or two backup flasks in my coat pocket.”
“Of course you do.” 
The next song came on the radio. Over the intro, Phil gently spoke of how this song sparked memories of his childhood traditions.
Five found herself wrapping her arms around Sam, who responded in kind. They began some kind of involuntary swaying that she supposed could have been dancing. 
Another set of strong arms wrapped around them. 
The song ended with the three of them huddled together. They each took another drink - Five and Steve from the flask and Sam from his mug - and sat on the ground. 
Sam leaned toward the merchandise for sale and pulled over a few tree skirts and some bags of cotton, sprinkled with glitter to look like snow. They wiggled around, arranging the items to make pillows and blankets. They cuddled together for warmth. 
“Come on, loves. Tell me. Are you really best friends or is there something else happening here?”
“Yes.” Five said, while Sam stammered something incomprehensible next to her. The drink had loosened Five’s tongue and she continued without thinking. “We were always friends but since his parents died and his sister skipped out on him, I guess I want to be his family now. But not in a gross way. In a way that, like, I just want to be there for him all the time. I want to be the person who…” She trailed off, realizing that Sam had now propped himself up on an elbow and was staring at her. “Well…it’s true.”
“What happened?” Steve asked. Five, apparently a chatterbox when drunk, opened her mouth to answer. Sam never spoke about The Day. But he took a deep breath and launched into it. 
“It … it’s going to be sad.” Sam warned. Nobody spoke. He shrugged and continued. “It was Christmas Eve. Everyone was home - my parents, my sister, and me. I had moved out into my little apartment down the road and my sister lived on her University campus. But as it was Christmas - this was the first time since the summer we were all under one roof. We had a fire going in the fireplace that morning, feeling festive and whatnot, and for just a few minutes - that was all it took - everyone was distracted. I don’t know where they were. I was upstairs in my room, wrapping some last minute presents when the fire alarm started blaring. I tried running downstairs but there was already so much smoke. The house - that damn house - we only had one working alarm. It was something my dad always said we needed to fix. But we never got to it. So anyway, by the time the smoke set off the alarm, it was already a pretty big fire. I don’t know what happened, but my parents never made it out of the house. Maybe they went to go get our dog? I don’t know. Maybe the downstairs just filled with smoke too fast? It doesn’t matter. The doctors tried explaining some theories but honestly I didn’t care enough to listen. What did it matter how it happened? My sister and I both made it out by jumping out the second floor windows. There were big trees around the house. Both of us could climb down. We got outside and it was just - the whole house. Flames out of every window. I don’t know. I can’t quite remember much. But I made two phone calls that morning. One to the fire department. The other…” His voice trailed off.
“Was me.” Five finished, quietly. “You called me. I ran over from my house as fast as I could. It was…awful.”
“Where is your sister now?” Steve asked cautiously.
“She didn’t stick around. Right after the funeral she took off with her boyfriend - his family is rich - and finished her schooling in some tropical location. I don’t even know where she is. She didn’t leave an address. She just said she wanted no part in the tree farm business and just - left.”
The room was quiet save for everyone taking a few gulps of their drink. 
“I’m so sorry, Sam. I really had no idea.” Steve said eventually.
“Yeah. I don’t like to talk about it. I can’t bring them back. But it is why…it’s why I don’t go out to the tree field much. I like to stay in here. If I go too far back, to the last row of trees, I can see the foundation of the old house. They tore it down, but…they left that part.”
“Yikes. I’ve seen that before. I just figured it was torn down to make room for the tree farm.”
“Nope. Just the shattered remains of my old life.” Five patted his shoulder. “Anyway, it’s okay. I mean, no. Not okay. My therapist keeps reminding me that I don’t have to say it’s okay. Because it’s not. It’s just…thank you. Thanks for your…uh…concern. And stuff. I’m dealing with it.”
Steve leaned over and took Sam’s face in his hands. 
“You’re doing really well, love. This is a great business you’ve got here. Everyone who comes here feels welcome and has a great time. Well, everyone except for Amelia.” They laughed. Despite his laughter, Sam squirmed a bit. 
“Your face is..uh…close.” Sam licked his lips and winced, suddenly realizing how suggestive that was.
“You’re adorable.” Steve said and kissed him gently. Five raised her eyebrows.
“Well, that wasn’t on my list of things I thought I’d see today.”
“Oh, darling. You should always expect the unexpected. Especially when Christmas magic is in the air.”
“And whiskey is in the glass.” Five raised the flask and took another swig. 
Sam remained still and silent as Steve backed up to give him space. 
“Thank you.” He whispered.
Five laughed, but Steve just whispered,
“You’re welcome.”
The radio played another slow song, long gentle lyrics about bleak midwinters and moaning wind. “Snow had fallen, snow on snow on snow.” Caught up in the music, in the warmth, in the closeness, a shirt was discarded. Hands grasping. Not quite sure what belonged to who. Lips on lips on lips. Skin on skin on skin.
If anyone had approached the little tree farm shack that night, they would have had a hard time seeing through the windows, steamed with heat and want. Three bodies silhouetted in the light of the wood stove. Friends and passion and love.
It was close to midnight by the time Steve left. The drink long gone, a few hours of sleep, the fire snuffed. And then it was Sam and Five, closing the door to the shop. Closing the door on the season. Closing the door on the only closeness he still felt to his parents. 
Five kissed Sam long and deep, knowing there was no returning to “just friends.” 
“Don’t go home.”
“Where - what?”
“Don’t go home. Ever. Forget your little apartment. I want you with me.” She held him close but pitched her head back to look him in the eye. “Stay with me.”
“Five, you’re all caught up in the - whatever…”
“Christmas magic.” Five grinned. “Yes. But also, no. Sam - I have loved you for a long time. I’m your family. I’m your love. Stay with me.”
Sam was quiet, contemplative. 
“Okay.”
“Yeah?”
“Yes. But…I’m not giving up my apartment yet. Just in case.”
“You won’t need it.”
“It’s just…it’s hard to believe things can be permanent. Awful things can happen, Five. I don’t want anything to happen but I know -”
“We’re going to be great, Sam.”
“How do you know?”
Five stopped and thought. How could she possibly know? She didn’t. Of course she didn’t. Just like she didn’t know that Sam would be okay or that his parents would be proud. But this didn’t feel like a lie.
“Sam, I don’t know. I have no idea if things will work. And I could be ruining the best friendship in the world. But here’s what I do know. I don’t want to spend another minute without you. You are my whole heart. I have loved you for as long as I can remember. We’ve wasted so many years treading so carefully. Without great risk, there can’t be great rewards. And Sam…a lifetime with you would be the greatest reward I could ever imagine. It’s worth the risk.”
Sam stared at her, mouth gaping. 
“Okay.”
“Okay? I gave you all that and you’re giving me okay?”
Sam chuckled.
“I love you. So much. And I owe Steve my whole life for getting us over this friendship hump.”
“Wow. Poetic. And don’t get me started on how much Simon would love the use of the word hump.”
“Let’s go home.” Sam said. “To your place. I’ll move my toothbrush in tomorrow and it will be home.”
With that, Sam and Five started down a long, winding path. Winters are a lot less bleak with someone you love by your side. 
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curiousobsession101 · 5 months
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Zombies, Run! Secret Santa Gift Exchange
@enbeast I'm your secret santa this year!
Thank you @delucadarling and @notforconsumption for running the secret santa gift exchange this year!
Sunny, one of your listed favorite ships was Nadia Al Hanaki and Archie Jensen. I'd never seen anyone ship them before but the second I read that in your list I realized how absolutely perfect they would be together, so I've written a fluff piece for them. I hope you like it!
This fic doesn't take place within the canon Zombies, Run! timeline but it does include spoilers for season 6. Also, I'm not British myself so I apologize in advance if my phrasing is off at any point in this fic.
Skate Date
Archie looked around in obvious delight. “Abel looks so pretty covered in snow like this, don’t you think? It’s like a fluffy sheep – only not shaped like a sheep.”
Nadia smiled. Archie could always make her smile, her near-permanent cheerfulness even cutting through Nadia’s serious demeanor when she was being professional while guiding runners on missions. Although truthfully Nadia still didn’t see the point of going to Abel Township for their date since it seemed like Archie just wanted to do things they could have done back in New Canton. Like right now, Archie was leading her to Abel’s frozen-over pond to go ice skating. New Canton had a pond too; they could have gone there. But Archie had insisted. “Silly Nadia, why stay in New Canton when we can go on holiday?” so here they were for a day trip to Abel.
When they got to the end of the cleared path to the pond, Archie asked “Would you like me to help you into the skating sled? Obviously you can get into it yourself, but if you would like some help I should do that before I put on my skates.” Nadia nodded.
Once she was on the sled, it naturally took Nadia much less time to get settled comfortably than it took Archie to put on her skates. So Nadia started sculpting a flower out of the snow piled up by the side of the path. She could tell when Archie had finished lacing up her skates because she gasped and exclaimed “That snowflower is so pretty!”
Nadia smiled up at her. “I’d first thought to make a picture of you, but I knew I wouldn’t have time.”
“Aw, that is so sweet of you anyway! Maybe later we can make snowmen together! Hm, snowwomen? I suppose they don’t have to be people. You could make just about anything from snow. Well, not anything. Some things are too complicated and some things would take too much snow-”
Nadia laughed. “Sure. That sounds like fun.”
They slid onto the ice. Unlike Nadia’s bike, the skating sled had to be propelled manually. Nadia could move it herself, but for now Archie was using the handles on the back of the seat to push her in wide laps around the edge of the pond. Nadia started to understand her insistence on “going on holiday”. It was very pleasant to be whirling past scenery that didn’t include imposing castle walls or endless trees shading a carpet of blue flowers for once. In fact, just knowing she was in a different place from her work made her feel more relaxed.
After a while, Archie let go of the skating sled as they both headed closer to the center of the pond. Archie started pirouetting on the ice. Nadia laughed to see her enthusiasm in her spins, and started experimenting with just what her sled could do. It couldn’t turn on a dime like her bike, but the turning radius wasn’t too terrible for a sled. She was challenging herself to make tighter and tighter turns when disaster struck.
The residents of Abel of course kept the ice as smooth and clear as possible, but this was a naturally iced-over pond with no convenient zamboni to help resurface it. And even if there was, the two of them had been doing some serious skating and would have undone all its work by now. Nadia felt a sudden jolt. The next thing she knew she was lying winded on the ice and the sled was tumbling end over end through the air. She didn’t see where it landed.
“Oh no, Nadia!” Suddenly Archie was standing over her looking even more worried than she expected. Nadia sat up, focusing on getting her breath back. Once she could speak again she said, “It’s alright, Archie. I’m fine.”
“No you’re not. Look at your leg.”
Her leg? Which leg? She looked down at her lower half and realized one of the skates on her sled must have come down on her right leg. It had cut right through the fabric of her winter pants and left a bloody gash on her thigh. “Oh. Well help me back onto my bike and I’ll go have Maxine take a look at it.”
“Yes. I think it does look like it needs stitches.” Archie looked anxious.
“Don’t worry so much, babe. It doesn’t even hurt, remember?”
“Yes, I’m glad of that.” She frowned. “It is too cold to take off my coat and use it as a bandage – oh!” She deftly removed her shirt from under her coat and tied it tightly around Nadia’s leg.
“Thanks.” Nadia waited just long enough for Archie to take off her skates and put on her boots, then the two of them sped off towards Abel Township’s hospital.
. . . . .
The hospital wasn’t crowded when they arrived. People hadn’t been getting sick as much lately and presumably there had been fewer accidents too. Well, aside from this one. Music was playing faintly but clearly through the hospital. Dr. Myers must have the radio on to keep the patients from getting too bored, but quietly enough that some of those patients could sleep. She hurried over to them as soon as they arrived. “Archie! Nadia! What’s wrong?”
“Skating accident. I just got a bit cut up. It’s nice too see you, by the way.” Nadia said. “Yes, hello Dr. Myers,” Archie added, “it’s too bad we’re only seeing you because Nadia’s hurt though, hey?”
Maxine couldn’t help but smile. “Yes, it’s nice to see you both too.” She led them to a cot. After Nadia got herself situated, Maxine untied the makeshift bandage. “Ah. Because of where the gash is, I’m going to need to take your pants off to get to it.”
“Not a problem. You’re a doctor, and it’s nothing Archie hasn’t seen before” Archie chuckled. “You’re very pretty without your clothes.”
“Maybe we should save the flirting for later. Wouldn’t want to make Maxine uncomfortable.” But Nadia sounded amused, not embarrassed.
“Oh that’s nothing. You should hear what some of my patients have said to their loved ones while on morphine.” Maxine said with a laugh.
“Speaking of flirting, how is your wife?” Archie asked.
“Paula’s doing well. Want me to tell her you said hi?”
“Please do.”
“And tell her hi from me as well.” Nadia added.
Maxine finished examining the injury. “It’s not too bad. I’ll just disinfect it and stitch it up, and you can go. Since you use that sled you can even go right back to skating if you want.”
“Thanks, but I think we have other plans.” Nadia grinned up at Archie. “We do?”
“Do you still want to make snowmen after this? Or snow-whatever?”
“Oh! Yes. But we should go get the skating sled first so it’s not just lying out on the pond.”
“You’re right.”
Maxine brought the bottle of disinfectant over. “This is going to stin- oh wait.”
Nadia laughed. Then she and Archie fell silent as Maxine worked, just in time to hear Eugene talk about the history of the song that had just played. Nadia was fairly certain he made it all up. Jack joined in with some banter, and Phil jumped right in too. Zoe waited for the three of them to be finished before cutting in with some dry remark that had them dissolving into laughter. Since Zoe spoke a little quieter than the rest of them, Nadia didn’t quite catch what she’d said.
A few songs later, Maxine was done with the stitching and Nadia’s pants were back in place. Maxine had even let her use a bit of surgical thread to mend the tear. Unfortunately Archie’s shirt would need some serious cleaning, but she didn’t seem to mind with her winter coat on. Nadia levered herself back onto her bike and the couple went to retrieve the skating sled and then go make snow sculptures. That may or may not have devolved into a snowball fight halfway through but, well, the laughing pair didn’t mind.
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sourb0i · 5 months
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@qkhilltop Merry Christmas! A bit of Five/Sara fluff for your enjoyment :)
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delucadarling · 9 months
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WIP Wednesday
tagged by @crownleys @notforconsumption because I know she's working on something. Maybe a mushroom or something.
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It's that time of year again! Time for me to post the one fic I write a year. 🤣 Happy Holidays @kaoticfive ! I hope you enjoy this fic and have a great end of the year overall.
Special thanks to @notforconsumption and @delucadarling for organizing this year, and to @runnerzero for starting such a lovely tradition in our community!
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wubbelwubbwubb · 1 year
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Is this the best weather to fix the surveillance system,@notforconsumption​‘s Runner Five? Another version of the Abel Defense Outpost. I loved borrowing @notforconsumption‘s Five, she’s fantastic!
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runnerzero · 1 year
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ZR Secret Santa 2022
Here’s the full list for this year’s Zombies Run Secret Santa! Thanks so much to everyone who participated! I’m so proud of everyone who put work into this.
If you received a gift, be sure to thank your Secret Santa! Go show our writers/artists/creators some love!  ❤️
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crownleys · 8 months
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WIP Wednesday
I wanted to get WIP Wednesday kicked off! I feel like I haven't done one in a while. I'll tag @delucadarling @whirly-wind @notforconsumption @the-cooler-sidestep @swordsandspectacles @sealriously-sealrious @agentnatesewell @evilbunnyking and @her-devils-advocate (only if you like of course!) if y'all have anything you'd like to share <3
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This is my current WIP that started as a simple character sketch and turned into more of a fake-screenshot type deal (because I love doing fake screenshots) that I'm really excited to finish!
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anamericangirl · 7 months
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Have you seen this cringy comic about ''female rage''?
https://www.tumblr.com/notforconsumption/719596423418658816/stil-lindigo-drink-up-a-comic-about-female?source=share
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