#| i want you to catch me like a cold |

[organised-disaster]

Peak character description: narrator gushing about how pretty the person literally trying to kill them is

No joke:

#shitpost #this is what people want when they say they want enemies to lovers #if your ship hasnt tried to kill each other at least once do they even love each other #im not joking she literally just stomped on the mcs head and is absolutely prepared to blow the mcs head off #“i love it when women steal from iron man and use his tech to try to melt me” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women glare at me like they hate me (because they do)” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women want me [SIX FEET UNDER IN THE COLD COLD GROUND]” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women relentlessly pursue me (so they can cut off my head and display it like a hunting trophy)” - this idiot probabl #just realised i made the “i love a woman who will actually just kill me” meme into a person #well not really but like the intention was there sort of #the character is not the meme but the memey version of the character is if you catch my drift

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[whump-n-comfort]

when you read a fic that gives you a hyper-specific whump scenario that you know would either A.) take forever to find in another story or B.) hasn't been written at all so the obvious conclusion is that you have to write it yourself

#whump meme #~my stuff~ #my brain hates me sometimes lmao #i just want a story where two characters are stuck in a broken down car in the middle of winter and having an argument #which leads to one stomping outside in some petty attempt to 'find help' while the other person doesn't realize #what is happening at first. they think their friend is just taking a quick second to catch their thoughts. not the best idea in a snow stor #but the other option is them tearing each others heads off so a little separation is fine. but then their friend starts walking away #and keeps going. so now they have to chase after them to corral them back into the car #because yeah its broken but its still somewhat warm unlike this suicide mission you are attempting!! #and then theres a big blow up because they have kinda been the shit-stirrer so their friend just is #im fixing it!! im being not annoying/useless/something related to whatever they were arguing about!! #so now they get slapped in the face with the fact that they've been taking out their bad day/week on their friend #who was simply being themself and trying to cheer them up/be nice #and when they eventually get back in the car the friend now feels like shit because they not only wasted heat from the car #but they also dragged their friend outside just bcuz they were being a brat so didn't they just prove the other person's point? #so now the two are just in a guilt huddle apologizing for being idiots as they inevitably wait for their rescue #bonus points if the rescue involves their rescuers trying to separate them and the other person just *refuses* to let their friend go #because they have a need to keep the first person warm after feeling like they essentially forced them out into the cold #is that too much to ask?? (i could turn this into an A talks to B scenario... also thinking about my OCs but when am i not lol)

[theprinceandthewitch]

I was sitting here thinking about why Sampo sounds so effeminate in the Japanese dub and why he reminded me of a bisexual male character from Ouran Highschool Host Club. In OHSHC this character is portrayed with a... I dont know how to describe it other than a "feminine way of speaking" because he's not straight AND he crossdresses for work. Sampo talks in a similar way to him - it's that way of speaking you always hear from anime male characters who arent straight.

But I couldnt figure out why I made that connection immediately, because these character's are completely different and have different functions within their stories.

AND THEN I remembered how the word  両刀遣い "ryoutoutsukai," is used as a slang word for a bisexual person but also means someone who is a two-sword fencer.

Sampo duel wields swords during battle... I've also heard that this term isn't really used in a positive way either - basically it's used to imply a someone who has unfaithful qualities about them. Basically someone who is disloyal and a cheater. Which doesn't exactly fit Sampo... because you know, we arent dating him. But he is very wily and he uses an "idiotic" persona to hide his true personality and intentions while he pulls the strings behind the scenes. So it's like...

oh...

Oh okay, that's interesting. Honestly I love stuff like this because it makes you wonder what Hoyoverse sends out to the dubbing teams and how each dubbing team has different ways to portray the character.

Another example of changing his character in subtle ways is the "museum theft "Mr. Cold Feet" quest, when you reject Sampo's offer he calls the MC 자기야 [chagiya] in the Korean dub, which means babe/honey and is a word used between couples. While in the English dub he calls the MC brother/sister, which doesnt sound nearly as smarmy as calling the MC honey/babe when they choose to turn Sampo in to law enforcement. I've also read that the Japanese dub is also flirtatious but I'm not familiar with "flirtatious" Japanese words, so I cant tell if he's being flirtatious or not. And I have absolutely no understanding of the Chinese language, so LMAO.

But yeah... very interesting... thank you Japan I will be taking this bisexual representation idc if he's evil or whatever <3

#sampo #sampo hsr #Sampo used to sound more effeminate in english before they tuned it down and made him sound more like a... uh... ''idiot'' kind of characte #I didnt mention that in the actual post bc i forgot to save the english voice comparison video and i dont have time to look for it atm #but i did see it on youtube's short video section if you want to try finding it #In english they make Stelle call herself ''Mrs. Cold Feet'' and its like damn #they really out here shipping the MC with Sampo that's so crazy /j #dont test me i am the type of mf who will replay this game in ALL the languages AND i will play both MC's just to catch the flrtatious #bisexual Sampo lore I WILL DO IT.

[ian-galagher]

Chapter 03 - RUN!

Length: 11k / total length: 45k

Rating: Explicit

Chapter summary: The boys are heading into a different direction today and Ian earns himself a rather peculiar nickname...

Summary: When Ian lands himself an internship with famous wildlife photographer Mickey Milkovich he can't believe his luck. Spending one month traveling through South Africa with his big hero is a dream come true. The two are off on a wild adventure but there's something mysterious about Mickey who seems to be holding more to his chest than just the tricks of the trade Ian had hoped to learn from him.

Click here to read chapter 03 or here to start from the beginning!

#ian x mickey #gallavich #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher #shameless #shameless fic #africa #fic #chapter 3 #don't let the bad bugs bite! 😈 #i love chapter 3 but 4-7 are simply GOLD and we're so close SO SO CLOSE #guess who caught a cold for the 3rd time this winter!! #yeah it's me #i've never had this many colds before #i want to go live in a bubble and never catch a cold again #plus a bubble just looks so cool #wanna roll down a hill in one #anyway #HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also guess what happens when you're editing with a cold?! you hit POST instead of SAVE DRAFT and now i posted this too early #well there ya go

[bobby-rising]

Dres….. In my heart I am always drawing you (but in reality it never comes out right).

#flight rising #my art #frfanart #veilspun #Dresden #if I throw a a random circle background on my art it distracts from how bad it is #If you want me to stop stylizing genes until they’re unrecognizable you’ll have to pry them from my cold dead hands. #I actually really like the mask on Shell but it just doesn’t catch her vibes #NEWAY I just wanted something for her bio finally

[ghoul--doodle]

I wish I could not have to speak verbally ever

I don’t like talking to people. I wanna just. Text. Or write.

Fuck talking out loud

#leif talks #having anxiety thoughts today- moreso critical ones than panicked ones #I wish there wasn’t pressure to have to talk to people you don’t know or. if you do want to get to know someone it’d be considered normal- #to figure out the most comfortable way to communicate until you get to know them if that makes sense #I can talk perfectly fine around a few people- and around people I’m close with I’ve been known to be loud #(volume control my beloved <33) but. talking to people I’m unfamiliar with. I can’t do it. #it’s very… illogical and irrational. I know it’s the anxiety part of my brain going off the wall but it doesn’t make tackling actually- #speaking much easier even if I take the time to rationalise my thoughts #i’m much more confident in my ability to communicate over text because I can take the time to think things through and word things how I’d- #like to! it’s generally just a nicer experience for me #and just. I get why verbal communication is such a huge part of communication. but does it have to be such a big part y’know??? #anyway I’m rambling! #i’ve been sick with a nasty cold so I’ve not been up to much outside of class work but I’m in recovery now so hopefully I’ll catch up soon! #i have 3/4 art trades left to finish and a commission #you may rb but please leave my tags out of it JHDHFKSH #this post isn’t really a vent. more just me thinking out loud.

[filet-o-feelings]

I forgot getting into this bed at my parents' house is basically an Olympic sport for someone of my height.

My parents got an alarm so I'm now locked in and can't even open a window. It's hot in here and nice outside and I just want to open a window 😭

#sorry for complaining I'm grumpy and just need sleep and real food #I'm actually very happy to be here but also I just want to cry #shopping tomorrow with mom for last minute christmas gifts and cold brew #and maybe some tea because they don't have tea in this house #I brought some but I want a decaf option because I really wanted tea tonight before bed #yes I want tea even though I complain about being too warm #just like I hate cold weather but drink iced coffee all winter #I like what I like #this is getting away from me #but honestly would I even be me without a novel of rambly tags? #I want to drink more cold water but then I'll have to pee and that means getting back out of and into this bed again #i don't know how it's so tall #I basically have to throw myself onto it 😂 #it's not fun when I'm so tired! #okay I'm going to try to catch up on what I missed today #I surprised myself by not being on tumblr constantly in the car #how are you all doing? #if you made it this far please tell me about your day! ❤️

[itspileofgoodthings]

things I am: slow, sensitive, stupid

#yeah yeah I know I am also smart and hard and fast and sometimes even cold #but like there’s a part of me that’s simply ready to burst into tears at all times #sometimes even a COMPLIMENT will make me cry if it catches at the corner of my soul wrong #makes me feel like there’s a whole part of me that isn’t there #and thinking about my personality sometimes just reduces me to tears #and the hardest part is knowing how to show anyone this vulnerability. because whenever I do it it’s too straightforward #it feels like no one believes me. And maybe they shouldn’t! because I’m probably fine #but it just gets heavy sometimes and I want to cry #the amount of sullen and sensitive pain inside of me—staggering #Maria angsting hours are almost over #Just needed to make a few tumblr text posts about it to get some mental clarity and some things out #Thank you for listening

[keeps-ache]

sometimes the excitement isn't even external (like flailing hands, making lawn-sprinkler noises, jumping/pacing) and you just gotta silently vibrate. internally

#just me hi #Internal Vibrations are weird :) #it feels a little weird? like being Really Cold but not #or like being Really Hungry #vibrations! #anyway i've been kinda drained but i wanna talk my head off so hold on one second while i extend these tags #okay!! weekly report: #i got some chocolates (good!) and they all melted and they're like water in the wrappers. kinda scared to open them lol (bad!!) #cat is teething again which means she's re-entered her Evil Era #i scribbled like six new OCs because i couldn't figure out what i wanted #i REALLY like these glittery gel pens!! they're so cool!!! why didn't i know this!!!! #i got some pants :) and they fit!!!! :O #sick right???? #anyway- #got a cooool blue pen! it's pretty cool i love it :D #went on some car rides. needless to say i fell asleep multiple times :) (i think it helped me catch up on sleep??) #i think we're going on a trip this week!! h y p e d (not really. get too excited and the Magic goes 'SIKE! you THOUGHT-') #i went!! on a bike ride last week!!! it was Cool!!!!!! i had so so much fun i loved it (my legs felt weird for like the rest of theWeekLol) #ANYWAY gtg but bye!! luv ya :)

[whimsyprinx]

I’m gonna be real with y’all I just don’t like how my hands or arms look or my legs for that matter

#whimsy whispers #or my whole body tbh hhhh #I’m better about it now but like #aside from being cold I use to wear long sleeves all the time because i didn’t want people to see my arms #i thought they were ugly #i had one friend in school who commented once that in the entire school year they had never seen my arms #until I started gym class that semester and couldn’t wear long sleeves and do gym shit #so k came to lunch having not put my jacket back on and she was like ‘I’ve never seen your bare arms before’ #that’s on purpose cause i thought they were hideous #i think my fingers bend weirdly and are too long (in middle school a friend loudly yelled that I have skeleton fingers and that stuck with #me lmao) and then I just think my legs are so ugly there’s no fixing that #I’ve been wearing short skirts sometimes but usually with leggings or knee socks so it’s not as bad #i hate my legs so much you will not catch me wearing shorts ever #‘it’s summer wear shorts’ no #i just #hate my body #this is such a negative post I’m sorry #I’m trying to see my body more positively but it’s hard

[todayisafridaynight]

yakuza 5′s plot makes me feel bad for haruka ngl

like Y5 really had great potential to focus on her and her internal struggles, though i guess Obviously that wasn’t really somethin they could expand too much on

#spoilers #snap chats #what rubbed me wrong bout the whole of Y5 is like. the entire time i was just asking What About Haruka #like she insists she WANTS to do this for park's sake #and sure she quits after she fulfills park's dream #but like.... poor haruka.... shes just kinda bein passed around without much thought #i can't be wholly madat kiryu either even tho i should #i understand where hes coming from and hes right to assume he doesnt know how to raise a kid properly #but dude cmon she's 16? at this point?? and she seems to have been doing just fine up to now #the idol industry is always something im interested in looking at in regards to idols and their mental health #and Again i get it we can't expand on that in a game about the yakuza but its just.. poor baby #and of course park suffered from RGG Woman disease and died so haruka couldnt even keep her new-pseudo mother figure #like ima b real i like park's tenacity right. Girl Boss Shit or whatever but i just hate the manipulative tactics she employs on haruka #itd be great if we were supposed to see park from a villainous standpoint but we aren't #tho i guess that also makes her really interesting- to actually have a female character somewhat antagonistic #of course the game doesnt really treat her like an antagonist but you catch my cold #thats enough y5 ramblin tho im supposed to be doodlin The Usual bullshit

[mythvoiced]

-. PSA | TENTATIVE FACECLAIM CHANGE Patrick Finch

Chris Wood | Cillian Murphy

#;ooc #;psa #the wolf;about #i hate him because Cillian is perfect he's got EVERYTHING Patrick has DOWN to the facial expressions he's capable of portraying #never mind the most glaring thing i needed which is those eyes of his and what he does with them the ice cold starkness #his FACIAL STRUCTURE is perfect. did you read that? HIS ENTIRE facial structure i want to throw myself into the mississippi #but it's not as though i will ever be satisfied OH NO i literally never fully like any fc choice i make for Patrick #i've settled and will continue to settle when it's about any other muse because YESH this is the perfect one or YESH this is absolutely #valid and good enough but NOT Patrick has to be a BITCH at all times and I hate him ♥ #ANYWAYS feel free to pls ignore the ramblings in the tag for some reason doing stuff with Patrick makes me self-conscious #like how i will be changing his fricking HAIR COLOUR after 9 YEARS of making him a blonde #i'll just make it slightly darker i don't actually mind it all that much i was dissatisfied with his hair for a hot minute now so #WHAT BETTER OPPORTUNITY THAN THIS ♥ this may seem odd but nonsense like this re: patrick is a bit deal to me #he's that muse yknow? The one if you catch my draft IF YOU'VE GONE LIKE IT YOU KNOW YOU KNOW #also what's up i'm changing so many faceclaims what's happening #even his height works lmao Patrick is Not aggressively tall let me tell you that #I'LL ALSO be making some minor adjustments to Patrick's life AS Patrick meaning the part of his bio that is exclusively PAt #;queue

[spamalie]

the rrboys do nawt need that damn monkey OR Him to be their father. put those children in school at once

#i want to draw a picture of them in kindergarden now they would hate it #but rewatching the show as an adult makes me so sad for them for no reason. give them an education!!!!!!!!! #they’re five actual years old blowing up the local mcdonald’s for their burgers like what!!!! put your fucking jacket on young man you willl #catch a cold!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depresseddepot]

my big monster beast wild man of a cat (toby) got into a fight with the baby (odie) and this is the first time the baby has gotten his whole ass kicked and he is so confused

pictured: the bitter brothers (toby is green, joey is orange and white, odie is brown and white)

#toby immediately tried to like. act all cute and rub his face on the baby when he came back #but odie has never been on the receiving end of toby's ass whopping before lmfao #but im sos tressed #hes just a BABY and he's scared and even i don't know why toby goes from being cute and vulnerable to like. killing you and killing you #toby and joey (the Grouch) get into fights all the time (usually bc toby is beating his ass for being mean to odie) #but this was a FIGHT fight #there was a mouse in the room that odie was playing with so maybe odie thought he was hot shit and wanted to ''beat toby up'' #and then got his shit rocked instantly #odie was born in a field and grew up eating the food we put out for him. toby was born in the dead of the coldest winter ive lived through #and fought off dogs and LITERALLY escaped a fire #monster wild man who is also my most special little guy #theyll be fine lol toby already wants to be friends again i just feel bad that odie is so shell shocked about it #i should point out that we found them both at about 12 weeks and toby was half frozen #we were able to grab toby because he was too cold to fight back but we had to catch odie in a live trap lmao #that motherfucker was FAST #toby is all muscle and nobody believes me until he beats the shit out of everyone who thinks they can get the upper hand on him