#♡ i just think that women™ ♡

[star-spangled-man]

Phoebe Bridgers x Tory Burch for the 2023 Met Gala

#OK PURRRRRR #tom wambsgans voice: wife wife wifeeee #she's prefect she's unreal she's ethereal she's gorgeous she's stunning #phoebe bridgers #met gala 2023 #♡ i just think that women™ ♡ #paige talks #my biggest hits!

[audaciousacolyte]

Ah yes, I see you are a fellow Oswald enthusiast.

Mind forking over some Ozzy content?

Lucky Little Rabbit

Oswald the lucky Rabbit x reader general headcanons

AN: 《|| Of course! I see so little Oswald fics, and it makes me quite sad. Especially since Ozzie is one of my favorite characters. Anyway, I do hope that this is to your liking, Anon!! ||》

ROMANTIC (|| Fluff ||)

♡|| It took him a long, long, LONG time to accept that he likes you more than a friend. Definitely longer than it took him to get the wastelands operating semi-decently, and even then he STILL denied his feelings

♡|| Emotional constipation might as well be his middle name at this point, because he REFUSED to acknowledge his crush on you after he figured it out. Gus (probably) Definitely needed to snap him out of it with some sort of pep talk, because there is NO WAY he would have confessed otherwise.

☆|| (Now that I think about it, all the fictional men and women I have crushes on are all mega tsunderes/emotionally evasive… I dunno what THAT says about me, but I THINK that I have bad taste in romantic partners)

☆|| (well…except for Amy, Felix and Wendy IG)

♡|| When he DOES confess, it’s either going to be a massive affair that ends up being one of the most romantic dates you’ve ever been on™ or completely on accident and out of context.

♡|| That being said, Dear ol’ Ozzie is an absolute sweetheart when he’s in a relationship. (Think Westley from the princess bride, as an example for what he’s like)

♡|| First date activities may include; Moonlight boat rides, Movie nights, Candlelit dinners, and Rollerskating

♡|| Ask him about his inventions, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, he LOVES to ramble about them and he gets so, so happy when you want to hear about them

♡|| Pet his ears. Don’t ask why, just do it. He will MELT in your hands. (It’s the fastest way to get him to relax, but be warned: this ALWAYS leads to cuddle time, and he WILL NOT be letting you go anytime soon)

♡◇|| You MIGHT end up also dating Ortensia, but if you just want to date Oswald, Ortensia doesn’t mind sharing with you. As long as Ozzie is happy, then she’s happy.

♡◇|| (If you DO start dating Ortensia, be prepared for a LOT of flirtatious compliments and presents. Any opportunity to charm you is taken IMMEDIATELY, and Oswald WILL join in. you cannot escape.)

♡|| If how he acts with his wife is any indication, Oswald is pretty big on physical affection and PDA. If he’s given the opportunity to hold your hand, he will.

♡|| (He just loves you so much! If he can, then why wouldn’t he hold you? Forget what other people think, He’ll be damned if he goes even one minute without letting you know how much he cares about you!!)

PLATONIC ||Fluff||

◇|| I would assume that if you ended up in the wasteland, then Ozzie’s probably gonna have quite a bit of sympathy for you right off the bat.

◇|| As the first toon to be forgotten, he knows what it’s like to be alone and scared.

◇|| He offers you a place in town and gives you a place to settle down, then introduces you to everybody in hopes of making you feel more welcomed here

◇|| After the Thinner disaster, and the loss of Ortensia, Oswald becomes…reclusive, withdrawn. He’s hardly ever out in town anymore, and you rarely see him any more. Try as you might to visit him, he refuses any visitors and stays locked up in his lab all day.

○|| The two of you end up drifting apart for a while.

◇|| When Mickey comes through with the magic paintbrush, Oswald doesn’t trust him. At all. However, since you happened to accompany Mickey through his journey, he decides to tag along too.

◇○|| Depending on the Route that Mickey goes on, Oswald either ends up losing you as well or Regaining your friendship

○|| (Whatever happens in the Paint route is up to interpretation, but in the thinner route Oswald and Mickey get into a pretty serious brawl over the wasteland after your death)

#oswald the lucky rabbit #oswald x reader #oswald the lucky rabbit x reader #Lucky Bunny #request #I had a lot of fun with this!!

[axolotlhuman]

i don’t know if it’s the bicycle™, me subconsciously fighting comp-het or just being kinda scared of them, but anytime the possibility of speaking - not even going out - with a man comes up i’m either 

“mmm but what if *insert random excuse*” or

“i mean, yeah, i guess, he’s kinda interesting, maybe. i surely wouldn’t be attractive to him tho”. 

meanwhile i think about a couple several women i know and i’m all 

“what if...we kissed and held hands and we had breakfast together everyday and we went to museums ♡( ◡‿◡ )”.  

so, yeah, there’s that...

#bi thoughts #? #or #lesbian thoughts? #sorry this post is kinda binary #but bisexuality is not binary #that's for sure #i'm just really romantically attracted to femme energy these days #and feel really strange around cishet men

[trixiedjinn]

hey, breaking keyfabe

here for a bit, but know this is only relevant in my personal interactions. Work is work, and I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't turned on ✨🖤

When I say gender is fucking stupid, I mean-

GENDER. IS. FUCKING. STUPID.

Calling everyone I think is hot, a girl, is explicitly transphobic. So because I'm not a dumb asshole, and I don't respect gender as a concept anyway so my perspectives on my sexuality & gender as a concept are-

Gender as Identity asserts gender as an aspect of self perception, formulated by experiences and environment.

I don't like it because a lot of experiences are explicitly tied to sex, then associated with gender as gender-sex, and even accounting for intersex people it feels like giving TERFs a dub that doesn't make sense. Also treating gender like something ephemeral and unknowable is just faith all over again, and I refuse to entertain that on principle & personal disgust. ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌ I don't like metaphysics.

Gender as Performance asserts gender as self expression and behavior. Ergo a drag queen or Minnie Mouse at Disney Land are both women, and a mouse, when they are wearing their respective costumes.

I like the way it forces a recognition of the fact that gender is inherently nonsensical, and tying it to something concrete like expression, rather than "sex" or an internal experience that can't be perceived, makes it easier to recognize and thus shift perspectives as needed. Communicating information about gender, if it matters to that person, is easier when it's something you can actually share with people. It also tracks with my personal experience, and observation as just a voice actor and a person who has to go outside sometimes. Plus our punk queer identities are a lot easier to describe to each other & record for future gens via this lens, instead of treating "gender" like a Hogwarts house (with all the implications that contains). But it makes people uncomfy to consider their gender switching because they sat down a different way

Gender as Affliction, isn't really a theory so much as it is an observation about the way conservatives talk about gender.

It's nightmarishly fucked up and abusive, but it tracks 1:1 with how our dominant society expects people to engage with gender. Women™ are barefoot, stupid, conniving, baby makers, and moms; Men™ are violent, powerful, animalistic, tools of war and labour, that shoot cum. It the dichotomy Patriarchy expects us to live under, that TERFs are obsessed with maintaining so they can stay perpetual scrappy under dogs, and worthy of little more than destruction and dismissal. Dowries for maintaining bloodlines are\were a bad idea, maybe even evil.

I don't really like any of the three that much, though I like gender as performance the most, so when I say I'm "non-binary" it is by result of rejecting all three.

My gender is gamer, my gender is e-thot, my gender is exhausted creative, my gender is plushie collector, my gender is thigh socks and striped panties with a miniskirt, my gender is Ruby C# Python, my gender is Kingdom Hearts fan, my gender is bad poet, my gender is burnt out gifted kid, my gender is definitely AuDHD, my gender is matcha green tea latté and mushroom spinach Swiss cheese bagel burger with garlic fries. Dig?

To that end.

My sexuality is, [vers switch who likes (insert physical features)] ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

It makes me slightly uncomfortable to broadcast my physical and personality preferences in my partners and friends, and conceptually it encourages weird people pleasy behaviour. Besides, the places I'm advertising my work isn't the place to shoot your shot anyway unless you're a colleague. I never give out physical compliments unless I mean it though (it kept getting me in uncomfortable situations when I did but I'm better at not people pleasing now).

A customer is a customer tho; I love being used. So tip me, or ask for service, I promise you're not making me uncomfortable.

#about-extd. #sapphic #nsft #lesbian #queer theory #sexuality #fuck gender #i like big butts and i cannot lie #queer nsft #bdsmblr #kinkblr #gender abolition #terfs fuck off #fuck terfs #gender performance

[austerulous-a]

I’m this 🤏 close to moving Annie over to my multimuse.

#it could be good to have everyone in one place you know?? #and as a mutual pointed out all my characters are ' badass arse-kicking women ' #so annie would be in good company even if she's from an entirely different fandom than my other characters #who are all from fromsoftware games #buuuut i know a lot of people prefer not to interact with aot muses #( i actually saw an rp blog that stated aot muses would be blocked on sight ) #and even though i'm feeling my soulsborne crowd a little more atm annie is still my number one girl #plus it would pain me a little to make this blog an archive #if you read my ramblings bless you #i'm just Thinking™ #and being bloody indecisive rip #anyway the dash is dead but i'm thinking of you all #i hope you're well ♡ #✧ ooc: puffin speaks — ❛ awk hiya love ❜

[bas-writes]

What can you tell me about Viola? I'm interested in knowing your opinion :) thanks in advance

I assume you mean general opinion rather than the prompt I’ve reblogged? Anyway, sorry for the late answer, the ask came later than the others and the next day I was already busy  (//▽//)

Honestly, at first I didn’t really like her. Back then I was binge reading One Piece and the rapid change in portrayal of female characters post time skip really rubbed me the wrong way. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Oda is among those male mangakas who are less sexist and don’t exclusively aim for sexualisation of female characters (if you knew what shit I have to deal with at work...) - but there are arcs which noticeably portray their heroines with less respect than the others. As much as I love Punk Hazard and Dressrosa - which are in the very top of my favorite arcs in One Piece - they are in my opinion the worst in the case of women treatment. Needless to say, initially Viola was in my eyes just another Typical One Piece Woman™, additionally turned into nothing more than an eye candy.

However now, with full plot context given, I find her the most interesting character among those who were introduced in Dressrosa arc. I just... wish we could see more of her in action? A lot of interesting parts of her plot were only suggested or teased. I’d love to know more - the dynamics between her and the other Donquixote Pirates, relationship between her and Doflamingo, her daily life in Dressrosa during Doflamingo’s rule... Maybe anime developed it a bit more than manga - and I hope so! She can still play an important role in the plot as a crown princess, so I’m looking forward her another reappearance in the future.

Also - she’s super pretty!  ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡ But from what I saw, anime didn’t give her justice - or should I rather say, the anime did her horribly. But I already know that Dressrosa is horribly animated as a whole, so I’m not that upset about it, everyone got mistreated there.

Thanks for asking! I hope you’re doing fine! Stay safe (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

#ask bas

[star-spangled-man]

FLORENCE PUGH || Attends the 43rd London Critics' Circle Film Awards

#florence pugh #SAY IT WITH ME NOW GOD IS A WOMAN #the puss in boots inspo!!! I love it!! #♡ i just think that women™ ♡ #paige talks

[star-spangled-man]

I posted 4,547 times in 2022

That's 3,992 more posts than 2021!

325 posts created (7%)

4,222 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@suitsofwo3

@qveenrhaenyra

@lumiereandcogsworth

@softlikesilkchiffon

I tagged 4,242 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#my beloved mutuals 💕 - 460 posts

#matt murdock - 292 posts

#paige.inbox - 228 posts

#frank castle - 223 posts

#stranger things - 222 posts

#jon bernthal - 192 posts

#fic rec - 183 posts

#♡ i just think that women™ ♡ - 179 posts

#daredevil - 176 posts

#chris evans - 128 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#what does l.....m...a..o? *guy out of the frame helps him out*: laughing my ass off. charlie: 😲 laughing my ass off..thank you☺..why?! 🤨

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

See the full post

140 notes - Posted July 8, 2022

#4

just thinking about him 😌

265 notes - Posted March 4, 2022

#3

My official review of Harry's House:

See the full post

273 notes - Posted May 20, 2022

#2

the art vs the artist

394 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Me whenever i see another fictional character with questionable morals: Sure they’ve killed some people here and there, but they would hug me if i was sad

4,484 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

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[star-spangled-man]

"She looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I've ever seen."

#lily rabe #please she is gorgeous #may i ask for you hand in marriage M'lady? #okay fine maybe not the the marriage proposal. maybe a hug? or just hold my hand? #hamish you better keep worshiping this lady like your queen okay? #haim i am jealous of you right now. she's a keeper #paige talks #♡ i just think that women™ ♡ #my biggest hits!