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melancholyhigh · 8 months

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Happy trail obsessed reader waking up early to make leon breakfast only to have him come downstairs in the middle of it shirtless and happy trail of display? PLEASE I NEED IT 😘😘😘😍😻😻😻😍😘 (i would prefer if it was fluff but smut is just as good 😍)

GAZE.

content. 0.3k words. js fluff ‘nd some domesticity, mentions of sex. i'm sorry if it's too short.

note. grrr. i love his lil happy trail sm. ty for feeding the delusions <3

masterlist. requests & feedback are welcomed!

You hadn’t meant to wake him up. Leon was a light sleeper, so when he heard the commotion you were causing downstairs, he couldn’t help but stir awake. He was grouchy, not because you had woken him up, but because you weren’t next to him when he did rouse awake.

A creek in the floorboard alerts you he’s nearing your position in the kitchen. You felt guilty for waking him up, but who puts the utensils so high up on the shelves? Leon, because he thinks it’s cute when you ask him to get them down. It isn’t so cute when they’re falling onto the floor.

“Mornin’, baby. Why are you up so early?” he asks, his voice gruff as he calls you out.

“Can’t I treat you, sweetheart?” you reply. You’re always treating him, he supposes. Usually, you’re both in bed together, spending the morning away before performing daily responsibilities. He doesn’t know why today’s different, but Leon can’t complain. He does love getting spoiled by you.

You observe as he walks into the dining area, shirtless (you’re wearing said shirt) and stretching his tired muscles. You admire the veins that trail down into his shorts and the fading pink bruises that follow them. Most importantly, you marvel at the dark curls that lead down his abdomen from his belly button into his shorts, which were very low on his hips.

You don’t know why it makes you so hot and bothered. It drives you insane, and Leon isn’t even doing anything sensual. He’s drinking orange juice for crying out loud.

Leon also doesn’t understand why you’re obsessed with his happy trail. But he does love the look you give him. He loves it when you stop what you’re doing just to gaze at him as if he hung the stars just for you.

“You’re not treating me to burnt eggs, right?”

“Shut up, Leon.”

#leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #resident evil #leon kennedy fluff #✩‧₊˚ requests #✩‧₊˚ rambles

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bokkerijder · 3 months

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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

#rambles '24 #ok to reblog btw #all my posts are ok to reblog #if not i would make them unrebloggable lmao #edit: i am a fool #i said that thinking this would maybe get 5 notes or something #and now we're here lol

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dreamlit-wanderer · 4 months

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the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

#dreamlit rambling

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princeshilo · 14 days

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste #frog rambles #idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny

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jellybeanium124 · 1 month

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the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

#nina rambles

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yume-fanfare · 6 months

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SILENCE

the princess

is :3ing

#yaaaay :3 #tori himemiya #mar's midnight rambles #hall of fame

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scorndotexe · 2 months

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

#persimmon's rambles

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bonesandthebees · 28 days

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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fleshdyke · 2 months

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i actually dont give a shit if hamas did everything and worse that israel accuses them of it still doesn't justify killing 30000 random civilians

#rambles

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hollowboobtheory · 6 months

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everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

#beck rambles

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caruliaa · 1 month

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you dont know how blasphemous shed find the og post. but shes cutie pie .

#flappy rambles

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melancholyhigh · 9 months

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everyone loves puppy boy leon but what about cat boy leon :3

kitty leon who says he despises your touch, ignoring you, but his composure crashes when you give him any sort of attention. purrs emitting from him when you softly cup his jaw, pressing kisses all over his face. soon after, he pretends it never happened, as if he wasn’t nuzzling into the palm of your hand, crying out for your love.

not to mention, he also lets out similar sounds when you kiss his sensitive neck, biting the soft flesh. <33

speaking of biting, kitty leon has an oral fixation. his mouth always needs to be busy. whether begging to suckle your tits or your fingers, pressing down on his tongue as he gags and moans on them.

kitty leon who gets jealous easily, glaring at your so-called friends, you invite over from time to time. it’s even worse when you smell like someone else. but he’s a good kitty, your good kitty. he knows better than to claw your friend's face off again, because you’ll reward him.

kitty leon who whimpers ‘nd purrs as you bounce on his fat cock. his fluffy ears, flat on his head, twitches, his hands lay on your waist, and you give him what he deserves, the delicious drag of his aching dick engulfed by your cunt.

his hips stutter, trying to meet your movements as he cums again, filling your womb once more. he’s overstimulated, drooling as you continue to ride him into oblivion because good kitties get to cum.