#🫂🍻💃🏻!!

[poptartmochi]

i would be so powerful if I could just make myself see a doctor about anxiety

#alas.. there is also anxiety about seeing the doctor about the anxiety 🍻 #anyways i am so. peeved ig? I'm so drained from work and i want to do something fun but literally there's like this very detached sense #of guilt about not being able to help our asshole customers 1000% that is killing my desire to do anything #some evil voice in the back of my head that's even like.. you think you deserve to ear after that? kys #which. what the fuck!! they were the rude ones and you KNOW they're sitting at home either a) not thinking about it or b) feeling smug abou #one-upping an overworked retail employee... 😐 nicki get UP! 😭😭😭 anyways circling back around to the original topic of the post #im so 🕴️🕴️ because what will happen when i see them again 😞 and i keep having nightmares about them and work. it's just so 😑 #and our other customers have given us very kind feedback + brought us donuts + complimented me on my professionalism lately but it literall #feels like white noise in comparison to these two smarmy fucks.. it should be the other way around 🤨🤨 #but i have the bnuuy's brain </3 alas. on a more positive note! despite the 🌪️ of the mind‚ i took relative care of myself today and put my #clothes away finally + tidied up my room 🏋🏻‍♀️ despite the dread we eke out some small victories in the day! this is how i must survive #🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️ #anyways if y'all are following along with my work logs‚ i hope things are faring better for you! things will get better for us all in time #🫂🍻💃🏻!! #sriracha.txt #negative cw

[rubenssiqueira]

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WHAT-?

[lucianoparisi]

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[martian-martian-martian]

Being genderfluid is so abstract like:

I just shift constantly from -

Masc feelings: I am a man, 🥸I have a PHANTOM DONG🍆 and it is HUGE, 🤠why do I not look like an 80s horror movie jock protagonist this INSTANT, I want to FIGHT😎, and FUCK BITCHES, 👿and BURN TOWNS, and GET MONEY. I HATE MY TITS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF RIGHT NOW. 🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏻‍♂️ I want to be a COMRADE and experience BROTHERHOOD. ⛹🏻‍♂️⛹🏻‍♂️I want to SLAP A MAN’S BEHIND IN A LOCKER ROOM. 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻 IF MY BODY IS NOT SHAPED LIKE A RECTANGLE IN TEN SECONDS I WILL 🕴🏻🥷🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻👊🏻🗡🧨💣⛓🔫 I SIT WITH MY KNEES OPEN! I am BEETLEJUICE and also have the LARGEST MAJORITY IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. 👈🏻👈🏻🤑🤑☠️💀

Femme feelings: I am Eve. I am Chava.🌷I am the biblical first woman 🌱 I am the Von Trapp girl who sang ‘16 going on 17’ in Sound Of Music in a pink tulle gown. 🌸🌸I am literally? 🦥A mother? 👚I am elegant and graceful and beautiful.🏃🏻‍♀️💅🏻💃🏻 I am the witch of the woodland. 🧿🔮🏔🏝🏝🏝I am a Princess Fairy Woman 🦩🦩🦩🌟✨I live in a cottage and do good deeds. 🌻🌻🌻🌻 I am a little flirty 🌼🌼 I am a member of the British Royal Family in the 80s 🌧🍰👑 I am going to wear a little yellow raincoat and sing to children. 💍🤱🏻🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ I am a naive young fairytale protagonist. 👸🏻 I am Sarah from Labyrinth and also Elizabeth from Drop Dead Fred. 🙀👐🏻🫂👩🏻‍🦳

And then in between there’s just this constant genderless feeling of:

My hair should be a little shorter. 🗿I like doing drag. 🥸I like broadway musicals. 💩I am gay.👺 I am mentally ill. 👽👽👽 I do not want to be percieved. 🎃🎃🎃 I am an 11 year old child in overalls. 🤖🤖🤖 If anyone looks at my body sexually I will throw up on them. 👎🏻🤢 I am Peppermint Patty from Peanuts comics. 👒 If you call me a woman I will be very confused. 🦹🏻‍♀️I am Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation. 🚀I wish I could play electric guitar in a distinctly gender affirming way. 🎸I am Eddie from Bottom and also Eddie Monsoon from AbFab simultaneously. 🍻🍾🍸 but i do NOT FUCK. i just want to be FUNNY and SMALL 🧃🧃🍕🍟🌺🐊🦧🐛

TERFS and anti-nonbinary people who are gonna drool all over this saying I’m just a confused butch or something, please, PLEASE suck my cock and perish, DNI on this post with your greasy little hands.

#genderfluid #nonbinary