#( all the wihle there's something /watching/ you. )

[fang-dagger]

A scp fanfic (Sadly didn't have auto correct)

It started after a while, he was sent home for a while but scp-1233 couldn't go home with him, but then when he was leaving the lights all of a sudden began flashing. "What is happing?" he ask then the door began to be slamed in, he tried to move away but tripped. Suddenly the door busted open with scp-1233 standing with his fist out showing that he just punched it open. "MOON FREIND!" he said while running up and all he gaurds put up there guns and he stoped and picked up his moon friend and gave him a good hug. "Why did you leave me, I thougt you were hurt! MOON FRIEND DOES NOT LEAVE YET! I AM NOT LETING YOU GO!" He swung him a bit around. "Well I need to go home, I need to rest. You know?" He was put down, and scp-1233 backed up a bit. "Well" he looked like he was thinking. "Could moon champ go with moon freind?" He looked around seeing the gaurds looking quite confused. "Well I guess that is fine unless he cause any problem then it's fine." They said while putting down their guns. "Welp you heard them come on buddy lets get going."

Transtion

He walked towards the front door. "Well welcome to my home sweet home." He open the door and they both walked in. "So moon friend lives here" He looks around and tries to be as carefull so he doesn't break anything. "Welp yea, it's not much kinda i mean it's pretty nice but it's not a masion but you know." He put his jacket up and keys away, and then walked up his stairs and closed the door and scp-1233 tried to knock but he almost knock the door off his hinge. "Sorry moon friend, I didn't mean to break" He looked back and saw the door. "Oh well it's fine buddy don't worry about it." He came and fixed the door while wearing a nice night wear. "So do you eat or….I don't know I get to eat something." He went down stairs and got into the kithen and pull out some mirowave pasta. "So you good?" He put it in and then put it in for 2 mins. "So buddy do you like it here?" He leaned aginst the side. "Moon Champ likes being with moon freind. I will protect you no matter what." He says while cuddling is face aginst his moon friend neck and face. He pushed him off, "Hey buddy come on!" The mircowave beeped and it made scp-1233 jump a bit. "Oh don't worry buddy it's just the mircowave." He pulled out the pasta, and began to walk to into the den. "Come on buddy come and sit and lets watch some tv." Scp-1233 walked in and sat next to the chair he was sitting in and the tv turned on to some strange cartoon with some yellow people. "So moon champ did good protecing moon friend?" he looked up and he swore if scp-1233 had a face he would be super sad. He put down his pasta and looked at moon champ. "YES" he yelled "Why do you think you didn't." he put his hand on his head. "Buddy if it wasn't for you I would be dead, and the scp foundatoin would be destored." He swore if he could he would kiss his face if he had one. "So moon champ helped?" he looked up and rubbed his face aginst his neck and face and laid it down on his lap. He heard a giggle "Buddy what makes you think that you didn't help at all." He petted scp-1233 head and then went back to eating his food.

after a while

"Common buddy we need to sleep." he said wihle putting up the dishies and the silverware. They both head up and he turns on the tv in his room while scp-1233 walks in and curls up in he bed making it creak. "Huh it can hold you." He got in and scp-1233 culred up aginst him, he giggled and then went to sleep.

A few hours later like at 12:45

"Come on this house should be a easy hit, he hasn't been home in like 3 weeks." They both move in and break in via picklocking the door and head in. They move upstairs and go to his room.He hears the door creak "Huh, who is there?" He suddelnly sees them and they pull out a gun. "You yell we shoot understood. Now get up and give us your vaulbalbes" He got up witch made scp-1233 move around. "Hey I would go if i was you look." He pointed to scp-1233. "Yea right we know it's a prop, so come on move." He heard a groan "Oh NO. You got to trust me and just let me go." They moved out of the room and went down the stairs. "Ok give us the stuff." They heard some ruffling up stairs. "HEY is there anyone else here?" He ask while pushing the gun aginst him. "I told you about him before!" There was nosie coming down from the stairs. "Trust me. RUN!" He got kicked in the leg and let out a yelp. "NOW LISTEN UP HERE" He pushed the gun to the back of his head. "TELL US NOW IF THERE IS ANYONE ELSE HERE!" He put his leg on his back. "I AM TELLING TO YOU!!!!" there was a gunshot "We told you…and now look your leg is now has a new hole in it." he put his leg on it and put pressure on it and he screamed. The noise got lounder and they heard a low and gravel voice. "Who…Hurt….Moon freind!!!" They both turn around and scream, running away and slaming the door as they left. "Moon champ? You ok, i got shot but I should be fine. I just need to go to the hospital" He got up and almost fell down, but scp-1233 grabed him before he could fall down. "Thanks Moon champ, I love you…." Then he passed out.

A bit later

He woke up and felt oddly warm "Moon champ? What happened, last thing i know is that i fell down…." he looked down to his leg to see that it has been fixed. "Moon champ did you fix my leg?" He looked up and saw scp-1233 has blood on his hands and their is a med kit next to him. "Moon champ saw people who helped moon freind and I repeated it." He gently puts his head on his head. "So moon freind is good?" he looked up he giggled "Yes moon camp yea you did good."

#scp #scp 1233 #fanfic

[dangerouskittybluebird]

Stray Kids reaction to their S/O saying I love you for the first time.

Bangchan

You knew your boyfriend chan was quite stressed lately while preparing some new songs for their oncoming comeback, so you decided give him a surprise.

Minho told you they were having a break from their photosoot, so you decided to go there and try to cheer your boyfriend up.

“What are you doing here babe?” Chan asked when he saw you walking through the door and smiled

“Just wanted to see you..and needed to tell you something” You smiled at him and took his hand.

“Is something wrong? Are you okay?” he asked with a little scared and kissed your hand gently.

“Oh yes, everything is okay hun! I just wanted to tell you that I love you, I just can’t hold it back anymore” You answered smiling and he smiled at you while blushing.

The boys started to scream things like “c’mon mate, kiss her! woooooooooo” and Chan became really shy.

“I really love you too babe” He said smiling while hidding behind some plants because he didn’t want the boys to keep messing with him.

You really though that was really cute, he was the love of your life.

Minho

You and Minho have been dating two months now, and he was really excited to introduce you to their group mates, so he asked you to go with him to a MV shoot.

You knew he was really excited about this, so you agreed with a smile and suddely he became the happiest man on earth. So, you both went to the shooting spot and Minho introduced you.

You were really happy because of the heartwarming welcome the boys had give to you, and you watched them perform while sitting on a chair.

“Baby, wanna come exploring with us?” Minho asked and you walked thowards him and the boys.

They wanted to explore the environment, so you walked with them wihle you and your boyfriend held hands.

“Did you like the coreography?” he asked you while dancing a bit and you laughed.

“I really loved the dance sun, especially that move” you smiled at him and he keep on dancing. “but the thing I love the most is you”

When Minho heard you say that he smiled and stopped dancing to approach to you to tell you that he loved you too, more than anything.

“C’mon love birds, we have to exploreeee!” Jisung yelled at you both and you started to walk again as you both laughed.

Changbin

Changbin and you have gone on some dates last year, but it wasn’t until three months ago that he asked you to be his girlfriend formally and you two started dating officially.

The things were going really good, you used to meet eachothers every weekend and sometimes during week days too. But lately you two have barely saw eachother due to your schedules, Changbin was working on some songs for their comeback and you were studying har for your upcoming exams.

Changbin missed you so much, and so did you. So he proposed you to come to their studio and study there while he was working on their music. You agreed and there you were, spending some time together while working.

“I think I’ll have this one finished soon...” your boyfriend said and looked at you with a smile.

“Sure it’s going to be a great work honey!” you smiled while you closed your book ready to have a little rest.

“How are your exams going?” He asked and hold your hand across the table.

“I think I’ll pass them” You smiled and looked at him “I’ve missed you so much Binnie..I love you”

He looked at you and smiled slightly because he was still quite shy around you.

“I really love you too, love” He smiled and kissed your hand.

Hyunjin

You have been friends with Seungmin for a long time, and since you really liked dancing he sometimes invited you to SKZ practices. You were really happy because you get along really well with the boys too, especially Hyunjin. You and Hyunjin were really close lately, you were really kinda into him.

Today you were sitting down in the practice room while the boys practiced their new coreographies.

They had a break and sat down with you, the time flew while you guys were talking, it passed like 30min and your phone rang. You had an appointment with some University friends so you had to go.

“I’m sorry boys, I have to go since I have some kind of date” You told them with a smile and stood up.

“Is she seeing someone?” Hyunjin asked to Seungmin.

“I don’t really know, but I’ll bet she doesn’t” Seungmin answered and looked at you while you were leaving.

“What are you guys talking about?” you asked before walk out the door.

“Not much, just about Hyunjin loving you and stuff” Jeongin answered and the boys really brusted into laugh.

“IN!!” You heard Hyunjin screaming at Jeongin and you laughed.

“It’s okay boys, I kinda love him too” You said as you walked through the corridor as you heard the boys “wwooooooooooooooooo” at Hyunjin and all you could think about was him smiling.

Jisung

You and your boyfriend Jisung were out for a walk while you enjoyed the cool weather today. 

He had been quite busy lately so you both hadn’t barely anytime to spend together, so today you were holding hand while walking near the river.

“I bet you can’t catch me!” He said and started to run while laughing. “C’mon babeeee are you a tortoise?” He asked playfully.

“i’ll catch you and you’ll regret that” you laughed as you ran towards him.

“Han Jisung! Come heeeere” You ran and finally catched his jacket. “I got you hun!” you smiled cute at him and he hugged you really tight.

“Oh baby, I’ve missed you so so so much” He said and kissed your head while he smiled down at you.

“I’ve missed you too...” You smiled and started tickling him and laughed.

“nonononon Baby stop” He laughed dramatically and tried to stop you.

But you weren’t going to stop, you loved being there with him and you loved his laugh, so this moments was like perfect music for you. a little later you stopped and Han looked at you with his “You’ll pay for this” smile and you started to run.

He catched you sooner than you expected and you smiled innocently.

“hey, Hi sun!” You smiled and he laughed. “I love you baby boy”

“Telling me that you love me won’t save you...”He laughed and pointed you with his finger trying to hide his happiness, but, to be honest, he couln’t hold back his wide smile.

“I love you too, love” 

Felix

Some months ago you and Felix started dating and saddly, he had to go on tour before you celebrated your third month anniversary.Today, the 21st of the month was your third anniversary and you were really sad because missed him so much.

You were sad and quite happy at the same time,  because he was able to go back to Australia since today they had a concert on Melbourne. So, even though you missed him a little more day by day you knew he would be happy and thinking about your boyfriends smile cheered you up everyday.

Your phone ringed with a videocall, and when you answered you saw your boyfriend face smiling at you.

“Hello Love, how is it going?” He smiled and you couldn’t help but smile back at him with lovely eyes.

“Hi babe, I was missing you, but now I feel really happy” you answered back while you smiled really wide.

“Happy third month honey, I’m really happy that we can celebrate more months together in the future” he smiled and blow you a kiss.

“Sharing my life with you is the best plan ever, I really love you Lix” you said smiling at him and saw him smiling at you, siming as wide as you’ve never seen anyone smile.

“I really love you too baby girl...soon we’ll be togehter” he smiled and you both talked for a while about stuff. You loved seeing him that happy, you really loved him and couldn’t wait to kiss and hugh him.

Seungmin

You and the boys have been friends for a while now due to your relationship with Seungmin, you both have been dating for quite a while now.

You were at the dorm playing “the movies” game with the boys, the teams were divided between Hyunjin, Jisung, you, Changbin and Chan and Seungmin, Jeongin Minho and Felix. Your group was winning for some points and Seungmin was turning really competitive, which thing make you think he was way more cute than before. 

“okay, my turn” you started to mimic the movie and suddenly Jisung answered right.

“Frozen II” He screamed and you counted another point to your team as you an the guys cheered up and screamed.

“That’s not fair! I have seen you saying it in whispers” Seungmin told you and laughed.

“Baby, I just said one thing in whispers..wanna know?” you laughed at him and blow a kiss.

“I love you Seungmin” You told him causing a real fuss between the boys.

“That doesn’t make sense baby!” Seungmin told you trying to hold his smile which he couldn’t really. “It’s okay, I really love you too”

He said smiling widely as the boys started to sing things like “Kiss her, kiss her” 

Jeongin

As you and Jeongin were really good friends since quite a while he invited you to have dinner with him and the boys.

Minho proposed playing some game after you had dinner, so you decided to play truth or dare because Jisung was really into it.

When the bottle stopped, it was pointing at you, so you choose dare while looked at the boys thinking hard which dare would they give to you.

“I dare you to peck one of us on the cheek while we’re all with our eyes closed” Minho said and the boys closed their eyes. 

“You have to kiss the one you think is the most handsome” Hyunjin said playfully.

You laughed a little bit and you stood up walking slightly through the boys and you aproached Jeongin. He was already blushing, maybe it was because he was scared about who would you pick. 

You kissed his cheek and sat down again watching him open his eyes at smile at you.

The game kept going and the last one were you, you choosed truth and the boys asked you if you liked someone.

“When we say someone we mean Jeonginnie” Changbin asked and suddenly your face turned as red as a tomato.

“I..I mean..We’re friends” you answered but the boys weren’t really satisfied with your answer so looked at you intimidating.

“Okay, yes I like Yang Jeongin..god, I kinda love him” you said ffrustrated and looked at Jeongin. He was looking away but when he listened he turned his face to you with a smile.

“I kinda love you too” He said smiling and the boys started celebrating the relationship you both were about to start.

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Hi everyone! I had been having a hard time with writing so I haven’t post in a while. Since I’m about to start my exams I wanted to post something for y’all.

Really hope you enjoy this reaction, I really love SKZ and I wanted to do smething like this for long time.

The GIFs aren’t mine, so credits to their rightful owners!

Hope you are all okay and having a good time despite Covid and self isolation.

Lots of love 💛🌻

-Kangaleex

#stray kids #minho #changbin #bangchan #jisung #in #seungmin #felix #hyunjin #woojin #reaction

[zachsgamejournal]

PLAYING: Among Us

Been seeing a lot of Among Us memes. I didn't get them. I also didn't want to submit to peer pressure. Still, I decided to watch some YouTube videos. It looked fun. It was a free download on mobile. And...

I'm addicted.

The game is based on a party-game: Mafia. If I remember correctly, there's two assassins that choose people to kill. There's a police office that can be told to arrest other players. In between, you have to discuss who the possible killers are.

Not 100% on the rules, been over 6 years since I played. But at my school, someone did try to make this into a game: Hit. It was a shooter...felt more like a deathmatch game. Like Among Us, they included objectives (smart), but they also had different classes--which I thought was really cool. Interestingly, it almost pulled an Overwatch before Overwatch had yet been announced.

My percieved problem with Hit's take is where Among Us succeeds. In Hit, any player could shoot anyone, and often rounds just turned into a bloodbath--sometimes the assassins won, sometimes they didn't. In Among Us, only the Imposters can kill--this creates a helplesssness in the crew. It's almost like being in Alien mixed with The Thing.

Also, in Hit everyone could chat all the time. A downed player could identifiy their attacker. But in Among Us, the discussion is saved for special meetings. I love this: it gives everyone a chance to relax and focus on discussion--providing evidence, witnesses and counter witnesses. But what I've learned is...

People are very suspicious mother ******s!

The amount of times I've been accused for just walking to my next objective...man. I feel, and I'm definitely not an expert after one day, you have to behave a certain way. To appear as though you're playing. I was often accused when I was first learning the game. Likely cause I didn't know what I was supposed to be doing.

I have tried some strategies to "clear" people of suspicioun, as well as myself. But what I've learned is that I'm not a great judge of character. In my last game, I thought I saw Orange complete a task. I started vouching for them in meetings. Spoiler Alert, they were an Imposter. What really got me was they and the other Imposter started following me around and watching me do tasks. Plenty of chances to kill me, but instead they used me as an a libi.

Then they murdered me for a win.

But when I'm crew, I feel like I win as long as the Imposters are caught. I enjoy having tasks to do, and I love the simple mini games they came up with. It reminds me a lot of Resident Evil: Outbreak--and I love Resident Evil Outbreak. In a sense, even without the killers--there's still kind of a game here in Among us.

Being an Imposter, I feel, is harder. I've noticed many people struggle with it. When their victim is found and a meeting called, there have been two common strategies: 1. Immediately say "where" and act like you don't know what happened. 2. Stay quiet and hope no one looks your way. And while Imposter is challenging, it's really fun. I'm almost disappointed when I'm not randomly chosen.

If I have a complaint--it's the the game has so little to offer outside of the core experience. But a. There's very few people working on the actual game and b. the core experience is super, super fun. I could play it all day...and I did.

Wihle there's a lot of great, high-production games out there: they're overburdened by features, depth, and customizations that all distract from just enjoying the game. I don't think these features are bad, necessarily--but maybe not something that should be overshadowing a core experience. And that's why a simple game like Among Us is so amazing. It's exactly what it needs to be: no more, no less.

#Zach's Game Journal #ZGJ #PLAYING #Among Us #Android

[popculturebuffet]

Close Enough: So Long Boys And Clap Like This

ON this hour’s episodes: Josh decides to have a vasectomy after a pregnancy scare and soons end up dealing with second thoughts and bostonian robots while Alex regrets getting his after meeting what are maybe his children. Then Josh finally sells a game but it falls through and takes up extra jobs to avoid telling his family while Bridgette is forced to get a real job on her birthday and Alex enjoys inudstrial humis. Clap Like This under the cut. 

So Long Boys

Aka the greatest vacesctomy based comedy episode since Brooklyn Nine Nine’s “Choclate Milk”. If you don’t know the show or don’t remember that episode if you are a fellow 99er it’s the one where Jake thinks his superior officer and friend Terry getting a vasectomy means chopping his penis off. I mean it starts off just assuming he’s making a joke but it becomes blurry if he’s just making quips or genuinely thinks that’s how it works. It’s also easy to compare these two because they both, while vastly diffrent and great episodes in their own rights: have a simlilar beat to the plot: a character trying to get a vasectomy for responsible reasons but being unsure they don’t wnat more kids. It’s just Brooklyn Nine Nine is more also about Jake being hurt Terry dosen’t think of him as a friend, a position he reverses while Close Enough has indentured pop and lock teenagers, a dark ride dedicated to scaring people out of kids and bostionan robots that sound like JFK from Clone HIgh. How does any of this fit together, let’s take a look. 

So we open with Josh and Emily having a huge pregnancy scare, which was caused by the birthday sex from the pitch trailer aka Josh trying to pass it off as “we’re just doing our taxes sweetie!”. In other words the main bit I wanted to see transfered to the show proper. And while there’s a few joke this scene is mostly played for drama.. it’s not out of tone with the rest of the show. What really has made this show work for me is it combines regular show antics, but with the added maturity of having an older cast dealing with growing up. A bunch of 30 somethings to start instead of a bunch of 20 somethings so instead of dealing with stuff like video game competitionts, guys nights, and dating woes, it’s more dealing with juggling family and friends, having a job you hate and trying to ballance your career with your passion.  And here is no diffrent: Josh and Emily HAVE no money, live in a cramped apartment with their best friends and a newly divorced couple which as we’ve seen isn’t always easy, and work jobs htey utterly hate and would have to double down on, snuffing out their real dreams, in order to support this kid. Josh outright says he’ll get a second job and give up his video game development which wihle it’d probably be miserable for him would be a sad neciscity. I myself do this blog on the side while trying desperatley to get an actual paying job, it sucks and their situation is compounded by having a kid on top of it who needs their support and attention. It’s stressful enough without adding a second child. Thankfully it’s a false alarm.  However Josh, in a show of responsibility decided to do something about it and get a vasectomy. Still being josh though, his getting one also involves a massive and hilarious vasectomy party, where a bunch of people we never met, and alex and bridgette obviously play party games involving pinning sisssors on testies and theires even a breakdancing sperm. Emily and Pearle’s reactions are gold to this: Emily, before the opening, tells Josh he’s not allowed to plan parties anymore, understandable while Pearle genuinely didn’t belivie they were dumb enough to have a vasectomy party and gives out an understandable “Damn you white people” when she’s proven wrong. Alex also gets set up for his subplot in the episode mentioning he got his a year ago, which given his and Bridgette’s relationship was probably falling apart around then was a good call. I do however like this: Something big happend and Josh is taking responsibility for it, while still being josh about it, but it shows how unlike a lot of idiot heroes in adult cartoons,he’s still a genuinely nice guy who tries to do what’s right, and has more than one brain cell. he has two thank you. So Alex drives josh to get a vasectomy, while Randy presumibly watches Candace as we only see her at the start (Peale was watching her during hte party to help keep her in the dark for now) and finish of the episode. Meanwhile Emily, Bridgette and Pearle have a small B plot having brunch mamosas and boxing up candace’s baby stuff. We also find out for 100% sure our heroines nationatlities: Bridgette is japanese while Emily is Mexican. Mostly because Bridgette always saw Emily with a bigger family and only half for racist reasons that get her handcuffed to a pipe by a drunken Pearle. This show really needs more of Pearle asa every time she shows up she’s a fucking delight and if the show hopefully returns for season 2 I could easily see her getting more screentime. Emily ends up in tears and realizing she may want more kids, which is.. resonable. Their only 32. While it’s resonable to want or have any amount of kids, except like 20 like that one tlc show... I never watched it but when the only two things you hear about a show you don’t watch is the weird, archacic dating setup they have that feels like it produces a good marriage as much as Charlie Sheen did, and that the mother won’t stop having kids despite it nearly killing her  multiple times and having you know 20, you kinda don’t want to watch it.  Anyway it’s resonable to want a family of any size you want, Emily realises she’s not sure she wants to stop at 1 just yet.  Meanwhile in the A-Plot Josh has come to the same conclusion after finding out that not only is this version of a vasectomy he’s getting permentant, mostly due to ball scorching done by robots, but after a hilarious but deeplly insulting carnival ride in the clinic that’s supposed to Scare josh out of having kids and features two teenagers fighting and pop and locking, a goblin and a wall just saying why why why why, impilng kids ruin your sleep, your romantic lives and are terrible. Josh however understandably takes offense to this, and seeing a brother and sister.. only make him not want to deprive candace of possibly having a sister oneday. Again while he and Emily are in no way in position for a second kid now.. they have time and Josh could easily sell a game at some point: he almost does in the next episode. ONe of Emily and Bridgette’s songs could go viral. Or Josh could end up finding a much better day job or Emily could get a promtion at hers. While not wanting to have a second child while they can’t support one is the right move, Josh realizes not wanting ot have one at all, at least in their spectfic case, was an overreaction to a scary situation.  Josh decides to think more, despite the doctor offring up some pubic scaping for extra, and he and Alex end up finding the Teens from the ride.. who are in fact real kids who look an AWFUL lot and act an awfl lot like alex and are basically indentured to the doctor,who treats them like crap and has them undder contract to pop and lock for him and look at his new pubic hair designs (”Those nights are the hardest”). Josh decides not to go through with it but the bostioan robots who do the procedure refuse to let that happen and leave Josh, Alex and the Twins on the run, while Alex himself reconsiders parenthood as he’s now proud of what he thinks are his kids. As the four are cornered it turns out the doctor is also a prisoner.. but an unsympathetic one since he can A) go home and B) is willingly collaberating with obnoxious robots to do a dangerous verison of a serious procedure to save his own ass and is karmically atomized. When Alex brings up his thinking the kids are his, they sadly explain he isn’t: Their dad’s a republican senator (Tot hteir shame the girl, who I almost forgot to mention is voiced by the wonder Kate MIccui, in her second role in a JG Quintel show. HOpefully if there’s a season 2 or the show stars having arcs they can find a full role for her on the show. ) and Alex finds his sperm he donated ended up in a dumpster.. but is determined to protect the kids anyway. Thankfully our heroes are able to escape with Emily, who sneaks ina fter the robots locked down the faicility’s help, with Josh bummed because he was proud for being responsible as the two discuss still wanting to have kids, with Emily pointing out .. this is STILL responsible. Not going through with something you have doubts about and having an honest talk with your partner is the responsbe thing> The five of them escape, and while Alex knows he’s not the teens father, offers to be there for them if they ever need it.  Wrapping things up at a skating rink, The Ramierz’ skate and Josh and Emily plan to do their taxes again later, though likely with a rubber this time, and Alex got his vasectomy reverse and is really weird about it to Bridgette’s annoyance. Also 20,000 years into the future subhuman cavemen versions of hismelf are the dominatne lifeform Neat. Overall this ep was really good, having great character stuff for Josh Emily and Alex, while still having some good bits for the rest of the main cast minus randy who I feel the show honestly forgets exists half the time, with drunk Pearle being a delight. But it’s the emotional core for both sides: Josh and Emily hastily deciding to not have more kids before wondering if they want to keep the option open while Alex realisses he might want to be a dad himself and his bond with waht he thinks are his kids and protectivness of them is really sweet. It’s also not lacking in great jokes; The entire rollercoaster of “DON’T HAVE KIDS” is just black comedy gold from start to finsih including the green goblin for some reaosn, the boston robots and vasectomy doctor are great vilians and overall the episode is just really good and really mature for an episode that also makes plenty of testicle scaping jokes. You can do both. 

Clap Like This

And continuing the trend from the last few episodes, we have the weaker one (though Golden Gamer was still pretty damn good), second this time around, though like Golden Gamer it’s still decent.  The plot is a bit simplier and starts with Josh FINALLY selling a game to two idiot tech billionares, Clap LIke This, a game about clapping along that actually seems really damn fun and I wish were real like Ladder World.  While Emily enjoys being able to spend money and her husband finally living his dream or so she thinks, Bridgette, who we find out has been on an allowance from her parents, is cut off on her birthday and has to get a job at a forever 23, one of the few times this show has used an offbrand and not nearlya s awesome a name as “Plugger Inners” it feels lazier if only because again, Plugger Inners exists. But as was revealed earlier, the two guys who bought it went broke and the deal feell through but josh, feeling terrrible about them not being able to afford the finer things anymore, hides it from his family and takes as many shifts as possible at plugger inners. He also runs into David Hasslehoff doing his best mitch von malibu as he just.. throws more money at josh to do what his son asks. Or nephew or whatever. I went back and redited this after finding out that really was him and supposed to be him. I’m also calling his annoying son Hobie for reasons that will be come clear if you’ve ever watched allison pregler’s baywatching series but it’s always fun to see the hoff in something. Especailly the time he made this really embarassing music video. 

But alass the 200 dollars Hoff made off “jump in my car”  that he gave josh isn’t enough and with him having taken all the insltation jobs josh is forced to turn to black market insltations including one where he installs a tv while jaws eats a guy.. I genuinely wish they’d used this song.

#close enough #jq quintel #reviews #animation reviews #hbo max #so long boys #clap like this

[shipwrecknights]

SANDIPURWARA 2K19

Ok this is gonna be the longest post ever but i HAVE to write this so bear with me

My annual school theatre production just ended yesterday and the post production blues are at an all-time high. I am terrible at farewells; I’m not a very sentimental guy, not very expressive and I can’t articulate affection well without preparation first. This isn’t my first production, in fact it’s my fourth. I have literally been through this every year for four years in a row and every time it hits hard but this year the feeling is nearly overwhelming. My family and friends always ask my why i keep going back, seeing that the trainings take so much out of me every year. But the fact is, they will never understand. The love that i receive in return from this production....my god. These people are really my family. Never have i met a group of people so easy to talk to, to confide in, who complains so much about having to train and yet come back every day and give it their 80% (lol). I am SO thankful that they are in my life. I’ve watched this project grow over the years and these people have also watched me grow; from an actor in Ziarah and Cinta Mawar, to a scriptwriter in Kalbu and finally a stage manager in Sandipurwara. In 2015 i was a boy with literally no friends in uni, no interest at all in Malay theatre and now I have a 50+ pax strong family gained over the years. In no particular order, these are just some of the people that made Sandipurwara so special for me: To the PDs: Thank you for pulling me into this show. I was adamant about joining intro this year because i felt that i had to move on in life, and that 3 years was a nice number to leave at. When Halijah texted me (nearly begging) to take up the role as ASM, I just thought what the heck. She is my friend and I should help. Halijah and i met in 2016 during Ziarah. We were both cast members and we weren’t close close, but close enough to joke around every day. I always thought she was hilarious. And a very talented actor. She’s the kind of person that makes everyone in the room laugh with her crazy antics, even when the mood is tense, which was almost always the case. I always say to her “Tu lah siapa suruh jadi PD,” not to mock her capability, but just as a running joke because we were always one of the lazy ones who just wanted to go for smoke breaks during training. And yet there she was this year leading the whole ass project. She has balls. The shit that she went through this year. I feel so sorry for always being honest with you, about your leadership style, about the first script that we all turned down, for always replying to you in a stern, I’m-pissed-off manner. You don’t deserve all that. But I’m honest because I always knew you could be better. Four years is a long time!!! You are essentially like my baby sister now. I hope we can hang out more often, go to gigs together maybe. Anyways you fucking did it jah. I couldn’t be more proud of you, couldn’t be more proud to have worked under you. Some people were skeptical when you wanted to be PD but you definitely proved them wrong. I will never forget you and Zu during Ziarah, acting in the training room at block A level 5, getting scolded by Abang Mok, and crying, and STILL continuing the comedy scene. All with tears rolling down your face. Fuck. You were trying so hard and that made me wanna cry too. Congrats Jah. I love you so much and thank you for everything. (anyways emo night pe) As for Naj, we also met in 2016. She acted as the mother of my best friend in the show, and she really suited the role LOL kidding. But Naj is a good actor and dancer, AND a brilliant admin person, something that I can never do ever. What i like about her the most is that she is quiet, takes all the shit she receives and just get the work done without much noise. Basically the opposite of us all. This year she took up the role of APD, and did it while still being herself. I’ve always respected her, seeing her take up so many important roles the past few years. Someone once said to me, Naj is like one of the most senior person here, starting all the way from Iman, but never once did she mention that or use it as a way to assert her seniority. Thank you Naj. The world needs more humble + hardworking people like you <3 And then there’s Shakir. Fucking hell, where do i start. I wasn’t too fond of you when I first met you. Your face and mouth sometimes really mintak kene rembat. But one day it really hit me (and it upset me quite a bit): YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME. Hahahaha fuck we were both cursed with the dying need to speak our minds and filter absolutely nothing. I guess from that day on I just learnt to tolerate your shit because I understand you. You’re probably the most articulate guy in all the intros (but not in malay obviously). Even though your rhyming poems are corny as hell, I respect that you always speak to us in such a concise and inclusive manner, always try to get your opinion across as tactfully as possible, always thinking of how others would feel, even when you’re an insensitive fuck deep down. You always try to mingle with all the departments, which makes it look like you’re friendly, but we all know you just don’t want to feel FOMO. You are the APD that no one wanted but we all NEED. I’m glad we got a bit closer this year because I feel that being so alike, we can learn a lot from each other. Its a shame we didn’t get to see the Jacket Pelacur ™ this year, but we all know you’re busy making moves silently and to that I wish you all the best. I will never forget out stressful trip finding paint and kain, the girls searching for our felt pads while we stand around doing nothing at Spotlight, and you asking me about haram keropok at Daiso wihle I’m almost crying about the damn skirting. Also, good luck with your stint as the MCMS president. You are the first malay-muslim club president that constantly sleeps in girl’s laps, says the f-word, says Bismillah at the end of a speech instead of the beginning, and changes pants at the storage area without the conscience of even closing the door. You do you bro. I will pray that you see the light and be a better person, but thank you for constantly checking up on me and always being a brother. Love you bro #idkmanidk

To my SM Irfan: Bro. Brooooooo. You are one helluva guy. Sometimes I felt that you were overemotional about many things, something that an insensitive guy like me could never understand. But the more you opened up to me, the more I learnt to understand that you just have a very big heart. You get stressed very easily by very small things people say. But that always pushed you to work harder. I always look at you working so hard to plan our PT/crew sessions, and yet some nights you text me shit like im sorry, i feel like im not doing enough as an SM. BRUH. Kau stop it. But that really sums up what kinda person you are. Truly a humble guy that just wants to go around spreading joy to people with his lame-ass puns. I couldn’t have had a better partner. It was tough doing SM things with no third ASM, and come to think of it we been through so many obstacles that only you and I know about. Constantly texting each other about the shit we have yet to do and don’t know how to do, skyping till 3am at night when there’s training at 10am the next morning. It was a great learning process working alongside you. When we hugged just before the last show, you immediately started to cry and that made me tear up, so I pulled away and got the fuck away from you because I didn’t wanna cry as hard. We are two very ugly criers. I am truly sorry if i have ever wronged you, went away to smoke while you’re busy doing stage work, raised my voice at you, and especially sorry that I made you plan all the PT sessions by yourself. I’m sorry if i ever made your life more stressful. Thank you for showering the crew babies with so much love and attention on my behalf. I think your leadership was more than sufficient and that without you, this show couldn’t have been what it was. Love you Erphie baby To Fitri: FITTTTT. I think you were the one who pulled me into auditioning for the first production in 2016. I rmb just randomly coming to the audition and you were being over-appreciative, thanking me for coming haha. You’ve been there for me right from the start. Always supporting me in everything I do, no matter how shitty my acting was, and no matter how bad I was at script writing. You really are the mother of Introspeksi. But you are also like my sister, my teacher, my maid, my best friend, and my girlfriend (rarely). Truly the MVP of Introspeksi, you always selflessly help the PDs and casts every single year, shower us with love and push us to grow. I love that you always tell us to renew our niat whenever we come for training in order to help us get through the exhaustion, the scoldings, and everything negative. I feel sad whenever you get scolded by Abang Mok because I know you’re just trying your hardest to prolong the legacy of this special project. Even though you’re not the pioneer PD of Intro, I feel that you’re the one that started this big family because thanks to you we’re all involved in this crazy business. There’s really nothing I can do to repay you so I’ll just say thank you, for making my life in uni much much better. Continue being the strong, independent and ambitious woman that you are and I’m very sure you’ll be very successful one day. Love you Fit you’re my idol <3

To Zahir: My man. Another person that I’ve been through so much with. I miss our days with izzah and the bebs, sitting at the skatepark and under void decks till 3am, literally laughing till we cry. Those days I will never forget. Acting alongside you in Cinta Mawar, playing two really redundant roles, was also a fun experience although you were upset that your scenes were cancelled on show day hahaha. I knew you always wanted to act some more ever since that show. And then there’s Kalbu, writing the script with you was one hell of an experience, kita kene kecam every training by everyone, script lambat script lambat, script lambat macam cb. (f u shakir) No one knew how hard it was to write such a serious script under close scrutiny of two PDs, numerous advisors, and ofc Abang Mok. And yet I think we managed to have some, if not most, of our ideas remain in the final cut of the script and I’m still very proud of that. I’m sorry for all the times I scolded you, saying you weren’t putting in enough effort, etc. This year you finally got casted as a main and bro I’m so fucking proud of you. Wasn’t confident with your acting at first but during the show, as i watch you and Hidhir from the side curtain, i thought to myself, damn these guys r really trying so hard and it’s really paying off. Your role was really made for you and I’m so happy that your goofing off on stage actually made the show 10x more entertaining. Dalam diam, you’ve contributed so much to the club, and introspeksi, and you did it all while always making everyone laugh. You’re really a one-of-a-kind friend and we all love you. Didn’t really get to show my appreciation to you after Kalbu (idk why we all never post anything) but bro thank you for everything, thanks for the hard work, thanks for all the laughs, for the lepak/jam sessions, the (two) fitspo sessions, for the subtle looks/touches whenever a cute girl is nearby. No matter how rarely we meet I’ll always treasure this friendship man I love you (I ain’t never gonna stop loving you....biiitch) To Jannah: I know I didn’t spend as much time with you this year as I did in the last, but you know I love you janz. Everyone keeps pulling out the “mana nak lepak dgn kita lagi” shit on me, but you were always impartial and the most cool about it. I hope you know that I cherish our time together from Cinta Mawar and Kalbu, no matter how much we drift apart. Anyways congratulations for another brilliant year in acting. From the start, I knew you were our only hope for the cast. You have always been disciplined, practicing at home, staying in character, doing research, coming on time every training, etc. Your dedication to Intro always impresses me. You, Durr, Win, Zahir and me went through so much crazy shit man in Kalbu. I will never forget. All the passive aggressive texts, trying to get me and Zahir to buck tf up, us not meeting all the script deadlines, sharing personal stories with each other, writing the script at Woodlands AND the masjid till 5am, and all the laughter. So much laughter was shared. It feels like there was no proper closure for Kalbu, cos the four of us never really showed our appreciation to each other/say our farewell properly. No idea why. But well here it is now. Thank you Jannah for everything. You were the first person to make me cry backstage before the final Sandi show. Kau just masalah, aku tengok muka kau je nak nangis. AND even when the final show started, when I saw you singing so enthusiastically (and badlly) at the handheld mic on stage left, swaying left to right even when no one was watching, man that made me tear up too. Never stop being you, the kind-hearted, sisterly figure that everyone feels comfortable being with. Lepak soon, love you baby girl <3 To Durr-baby/daddy: What a guy you are. Even though you’re younger, I’ve always looked up to you from the start. Wise beyond your years, you’ve always been that calming voice for when I’m stressed out with Intro. You always help us out so selflessly, sometimes it makes me feel uncomfortable/guilty thinking about it. But its ok because you always show how sincere you are when lending a hand. This year, you’re just an advisor, who doesn’t need to come that often. But yet you attend every training, stood alongside Irfan and I, almost playing the role as the third SM. I appreciate every time you take charge and give out instructions to the crew when you notice that I’m stressed out/can’t lead very well. And you do all this without overstepping any boundaries, always respectful to the two of us. And to think you were and APD and VP of the club last year. If all future exco members follow in your footsteps, i’m sure MCMS will breed an amazing group of individuals. Tapi kau pun satu masalah. I clearly said don’t go behind and see Jannah, you will cry. Kau pergi jugak. Kau just nak semua orang nangis dengan kau hahahahahahahaha its ok bro i understand crying hURTS SO GOOD. Thank you Durr for the countless nights of sending everyone home even when you’re exhausted. Thank you for always keeping me and Irfan grounded in chaotic times. Thank you for the kekek times at stage left, staring at the transitions with me and shakir like its visual ganja, muttering those two comforting words into my ear, “double pivot”, and for always reminding me and everyone that letting out our feelings is fucking important to survive. Love you durrbaby stay sweg A special shoutout to the new friends I made this year, Hidhir and Junie. Ya’ll are just gerek. Thank you for joining our intro family even when you really didn’t need to, and for giving your all for every scene. Firstly I have to say y’all (+ Zahir and Hazeeq) made our saturday mornings a living hell. Wake up late, sick, heavy traffic, phone died, and all the cock reasons ya’ll gave. It got to the point that Junie gave me her house number to call her mum to wake her??? Just hal. Sampai show day dia lambat, faham eh. But anyways. I’m so glad you two decided to join this year. Thank you for being so easy to talk to, as a sister and brother, thanks to Hidhir for welcoming us into his home that one fateful night, for always spreading love and hugs and being emotional as fuck during debriefs. Thank you Junie for being so open with us, always sharing your stories, even tho we never ask. Thanks for pushing yourself even with all the heavy criticism from the directors. If you need your mic box to be checked again, just hmu. To Hazeeq, you alr helped us last year in Kalbu, but this year returned again as another main cast. The best part about Hazeeq is that he is friends with e v e r y o n e and always goes around the room to have conversations with every single person. Proper friendly guy, I’m gonna miss your hugs and kisses every night and your “Sorry I’m sorry....she correct.....I wrong.” Stay gold my brotha, a guy like you is not easy to find so pls make sure you never change.

Last but definitely not the least, my CREW BABIES. Y’all are surely an odd bunch, all randomly coming to help our production. But ya’ll are the best crew I’ve ever seen in my 4 years here!!! Never complaining, even when you come to training and do absolutely nothing. Always understanding towards me and Irfan, listening to what we say, and helping out when we don’t know what to say. Working so hard on the sets and props, ya’ll are always on autopilot and didn’t need us to guide you all the time. Thank you Alfiera (you basic bimbo bish), Aliah, D.Hadi, Hadi Shy, Haziq (ma man), Sheeda, Syazwani (non-tudung), Syaza Aliah (my twine girl u saved my life every show ily) and Zana (my only stage left buddy). I love you all I swear. Special shoutout to DIBO DEE, Dibo baby thank you so much for all your help. You’re so crafty and creative and calm and cool when you do work. I love how your voice changes when its time for serious work and how you go around spreading love and giving sweets to everyone. Can never forget the moaning sounds that erupted from your phone during our dry run hahaha U STAY COOL DIBO ILY. And!!! Special special shoutout to my 3 fav crew girls: Rania, Wani and Sofiyah!!! Idk if ya’ll are my adiks or girlfriends but rest assured I love being around you guys and i’m glad we got close thru this show. You’re all too damn young but trust me if i could I’d marry all of you HAHA. To Rania, thanks for being a walking meme factory, I still can’t believe i’m friends with a 19 year old ffs. But hey you have great taste in music just like me. We can have a date lying down on the beach while listening to the XX and Arcade Fire one day ok. Thanks for shaving your legs for me, calling me every day to pray subuh (I don’t deserve you) and for being so candid about yourself to me. I’ll text you if i’m 30 and single ok pls be my backup plan. God bless you baby girl i love you. To Wani, sorry for saying that you’re too emotional when ya’ll were upset after getting shit for wardrobe things. But you’re so cute when you’re mad?? Hahaha and sorry for saying that you’re conservative (tho there’s nothing wrong with that) just because you’re a madrasah girl. Actually you’re pretty open about everything. Thanks for being a kind hearted person, always looking out for me, and putting up with the nonsense that me and Shakir talk about. Love you Wani if you miss me just hmu and I’ll be there. To Sofiyah, uuuu fuckin’ weirdo. I love how casual you are about everything and how I don’t have to think of what I say around you. Also, I admire how you always kept your shit together even when people were shitting on you about wardrobe things. Thank you for picking up the role despite having no experience in past Introspeksis. You did great man. Continue to participate in the coming years and I hope you get a guy as meaty as Hidhir or has a nice body like mine (#2 best body). Please curb your thirst for skinship and kembali ke jalan yang benar. Hahahahahaha love u Soffy baby see u soon xx And to everyone else, those unmentioned, please know that I love you guys too. Nana, Shaik, Yus and Aishah y’all are my seniors who i look up to whenever we’re doing a show and your knowledge and advice are always valuable to us. I always see you guys as who we’re supposed to grow into in the field of arts, even tho korang berbual merepek 75% of the time. Nana your play-flirting makes me turn off my comms headset but you’re an amazing amazing actor, SM, PD, and now lights technician. My respect for you has always been 10/10. This year you never shout at me, very good. Aishah, your acting has always been crazy good and this year you reminded us again. Thanks for being the big sister figure to all of us babies, while at the same time spewing inappropriate sexual nonsense 24/7. You da besttt. Shaik and Yus, thanks for being the big bros that i never had, always so cool and quiet but so talented with the music. And of course the musicians, who practice so hard every day, hitting the rebana till your hands bruise, coming early everyday to go through every riff/melody/tune and taking all the new ideas from Abang Mok and giving it life. Y’all are so amazing and you continue to be the best part of our shows every time. The dancers, I watched you guys train from the start!!!! Honestly it was very scrappy at first, and you guys went through so much drama and changes and getting shouted at, and of course injuries. All the bandages and patches and ankle guards were worth it cos you guys were amazing on show night, I know because I watched from the side curtain every time. Love the fight song number so much <3 For the rest of the cast, those with supporting roles, ya’ll were equally amazing and some of you even with one scene got an ovation from the crowd. Thank you for the hard work day in day out despite not landing a major role; your patience and understanding made the show what it was; a gathering of unique characters from different walks of life all for a single purpose.

Finally, I’m really sorry if i have wronged anyone in any way, which i prolly have. I love all my friends and never have any intention to hurt them. This shit that we did together was SO special and people will never understand the bond that’s been forged here so I hope these friendships lasts for as long as they possibly can. What Yus said was spot on: there is no “final year” or “last show” because Introspeksi is a family and you can never run away from that :’) Ok PEACE OUT ILY’ALL