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#( almost...10 years ago...πŸ’€ don't laugh. )
osoreruna Β· 1 month
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okay, i have to ask β€” for science:
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vinetae Β· 1 year
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As If It's His Last - PJM
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"Mmmm, you're such a sensitive baby, aren't you?"
Genre: FWB, F2L, Smut, mutual pinning?
Summary: it had been a simple agreement. You felt bad at how many times Jimin had a hectic schedule. And while you couldn't do anything about that, you could offer some services out of pity for the boy..
Warnings: shower sex, vaginal fingering, Dom!Jimin, bratty sub!Reader, shower games, cunillingus, spanking? Jimin's such a tease lol, unprotected sex (don't do this), best friend banter while fucking (and damn, do we love that), cursing, foul language.
Word Count: 4K
A/n: just some drabbles I forgot to post like a year ago. πŸ’€πŸ™πŸ˜­ This was heavily inspired by my simp ass and the vlive where jimin wished someone would wash him LMFAO.
Edit: welcome back, you horny bitches. I've updated this to conclude their FULL SMUT. So, happy early birthday πŸ’€πŸ˜­
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"I'll do it" you comment, as he sits up to counter your straight face. His eyebrows lift, a shocked expression plastered his features.
"You what?" He asks, not truly comprehending what his friend had just agreed to.
"I'll wash you if you want."
He laughs out loud at the seemingly meaningless joke. His chest rises in sharp points, as his joking reaction makes your face remain unchanged. He'd been complaining for around an hour, seeing how long he could go without a shower after coming back from a hard session's practice. He'd always procrastinate washing himself, but never excused his hygiene.
Ironically, he was possibly the most clean person you've ever known. He always loved dousing himself in expensive perfumes, a 10-step skincare, and brushing his teeth for not 3 but FOUR minutes, twice a day. If you hadn't known better, you might've mistook him for a germaphobe. Once you had seen his apartment for the first time, you'd quickly realized your accusations were limited to what everyone say everyday.
"Are you for real?" He questions, not believing that his friend of only a few months would help him with something so intimate that ESPECIALLY only couples would do.
However, you were just a good friend.
You slide the cover of your book down your thighs, sighing at his thick head.
"Seriously Jimin? You just spent almost an hour debating whether showering in the morning or afternoon is healthier. You KNOW you only did that so you could excuse your laziness." His eyes widen at your words, but he doesn't deny it.
"But... Are you sure? I mean we've only known each other for a few months And-" you stand, glancing at his slouched figure.
"It's an offer, not a request. You want help, and I like helping people. Plus, it'll give me practice for when I volunteer at the senior citizen home." You tease flashing him a cheeky grin, as he stands, yelling to protest.
"Hey! Don't call me old!" You laugh at his cute pout. He watches as the sway of your hips lure him to the frame that connect the hallway to bathroom. He can feel the dryness of his throat out run the natural portion. Your upper body turns to graze his eyes, a tiny, sultry grin tugs your cornered lip.
"Coming?"
..
His eyes trail on the curves of your frame as you remove rhe excess pieces that had hidden your goddess-like figure so well. His tongue sticks out to wet the pad of his lips, making the plump set glisten. His gesture doesn't go unnoticed for you as well. You bat the thick of your eyelashes, while slowly removing the last article of clothing, sending him a greasy smirk.
"Yah, this ain't a free strip club." You point to the shower, watching the gears in his head finally turning to your command. This time, it's your turn to oogle at his built figure. The sweat glistens off his proportioned figure, sliding down the muscles of his arms. The veins in his hands track all the way to his protruding Adam's apple, watching it Bob up and down once before he removes another piece of his clothing.
Soon, he's left in nothing bit tight clad briefs, the Chanel red and white stripped label hugs his lower waist oh so perfectly. His lips tug into a smirk nothing how you'd been caught on his waist for one second too long. He curves his thumb to tug the elastic of his briefs down, giving you a teasing peak of his prominent v-line. He watches your cheek indent quickly, knowing that you'd bitten the inside harshly.
You shake your head to rid yourself of the impure images that had Corrupted your mind for a few moments. You meet his gaze, before motioning to the shower. He chuckles, noticing the tint of your ears matching hues with your cheeks. He stalks your figure, closing the small space that had separated the two of you, and sane from insanity.
"Aren't you going to get wet too?" His thumb comes to lift the point of your chin, narrowed eyes dark chocolate and fiery, baring down into your doe-like irises. His fingers come to toy with the elastic of your bra, before releasing it as it snaps against your skin. You flinch at the sudden act, the lump in your throat doesn't seem to faulted in rendering you speechless. His breath rolls past the shell of your ear, brushing the side of your cheek smoothly.
"No? Because.."
His steps corner you into the steamy shower until you're pressed up against the tiled wall. His eyes peer into yours, hands come up to already palm the rounds of your breasts pulling the thin fabric down to toy with the erect buds.
"I think you already are."
You'd gone into this situation with tact and though-filled head. Now, your girly brain had been boiling on the stove labeled horny, with your pussy as the chef, and Jimin being the heat.
Weird analogy I know, but still.
It's true.
The inside of his palm comes up to trace along the heated outline of your figure. His smirk beaming wider than a turn an eighteen-wheeler has to make.
"So quiet now, huh?" Your brain had almost been fried by his lingering touches, when a sense of well.. sensibility washes over you. Suddenly, you had regained your voice.
"You keep this up and you'll be stuck with blue balls AND a lonely wash up." Your tone seeps into his brain, pushing past all of the aroused and biological thoughts that had clouded his mind. He pouts, but backs away, giving you space as you repremand his ass.
Once his lecture was over, you watched as he lowered himself into the tub's heated waters, watching as his face immidiently forms new expressions. Most had remained relaxed, but one still stood out to you.
The steam had now risen to damp the ends of his hair, making the baby strands cling to his forehead. His newly dyed locks had blocked a portion of his view. You smile, bringing your hand up to brush the straggles out of his way. Much like how a mother's caring touch would be. He sighs, unconsiously leaning into your touch. You'd pulled your hand a few centimeters away right before his selfish, naughty hands had brought them right back down, pressing your palms against his reddened cheek.
"Just... stay like this, please?" He whines softly, not wanting to release from the comforting touch of your hands. You sigh, shifting on the tub's edge before finding an okay position. His eyes lull closed, peaking open once a while to make sure that you hadn't left him.
Your chin rests on tub's edge, watching how his facial features sink more into a relaxed transe. Finally, he felt at peace.
Except the hardening of his cock under the soapy waters.
He groans, trying to push those thoughts away, know that you hadn't been in that kind of mood right now.
You had usually flirted back and countered his sweet-comments and teases, a grin of your own painting your expressions while you two laughed, ending the silly encounter each time. Your laugh lines had been his serotonin. He'd never openly admit this.. of course.
But those sweet-nothings were for a different time, told to him by his stirring cock. Thankfully, the lavander and vanilla bath bomb you'd decided to throw in last minute had dissloved into a perfect shield for his dick.
Though the wet patches along your skin had done the opposite.
He peaks his eyes open, watching as the water shines an almost like glitter effect on the surface of your skin. With each splotch of water had been followed by clear definitions of it's gleams.
Yep... there goes his thoughts again.
"Y/n.." He gently calls out, seeing if you'd react with the same tone as earlier. He looks to see that your face had softened, showing him a more caring side than before. Usually, you had been this strong, confident and stubborn woman he'd grown to love. But how the way your rosy cheeks matched his set from the steamy waters had painted a different picture for him.
It also didn't help that you were in the most basic, but sexiest pair of underwear and bra he'd ever seen.
Sure, he's seen the lace, the frills, satin, silks and more.
Maybe it's his crazy, sex-driven mind..
But you looked like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Hell, this feeling wasn't even that sexual.
It had always been with him.
Since the day you two had meet in that cafe.
His voice calls out again, watching as your nose scrunches from the louder volume, but yet still having that gentle and warming tone he'd always carry.
You hum in response, not really minding what he was going to go on about. Sure you cared but..
This water had also felt too good to pass up.
So you opted for dragging your finger tips across it's fluctuate surface, watching as your minimal movements had trailed behind light ripples in their place. Your digits dip down ever so often, relaxing at the bath water's warm embrace.
This time, you hear your name for the third time.
You sigh, glancing to pull your eyes from the peaceful streams, to his boyish look.
Except...
He hadn't looked boyish at all.
The prominent lines of his muscle protruded far more than you could've ever imagned. His upper porportion had broad shoulders, defined and calculated features that would make any female instantly swoon.
"How are you going to wash me if I'm in here, and you're out there." His chin comes to rest on the tub's edge in front of you, mimicking your position with a smile painting his features.
You sigh, trying to hide the obvious smile that had accidentally slipped from your control.
"Fine," You fake a groan, acting as if your mother asking you to take out the trash. You see his lips pucker to a cute, puppy-like pout.
"You offered, you know.." You nod, removing your last pieces of clothing before stepping into the water's steamy embrace. The tub hadn't been that large, so you had to really squeeze to fit the both of you. Somehow, he manage to scoot closer, a gleam so warm and inviting lays beneath his cold, matured exterior.
He rests of the point of his chin on the round of his knees, pulling them closer to his chest, as you had done the same. That earns you a laugh from his side.
"Two bros, chilling in a bath tub two feet apart cause they're not gay." You laugh at the stupid reference, hitting his shoulder lightly. "You're ridiculous."
As your smiles recceed, something had taken their place. Even though both sets of tucked legs had been the barrier between the two of you, it didn't stop the lack of space slowly disappearing at the held gaze you both had in your eyes.
Your lips barely just centimeters away, as his hand comes up to cup the round of your cheek, his voice lowering to a permissive octave.
"You know, that trend of Tik Tok has been going around lately." You chuckle at his random response.
"Which one? There are about a gazillion.."
he leans in closer, brushing the pads of his lips against yours, giving you just a slight taste of what he's offering.
"The one where you kiss your best friend."
You lightly scoff at his comment.
He can't be serious.
.. Can he?
One more lessened inch was all it took for his lips to capture yours. The kiss had been gentle and kind at first, until something primal and needy had taken the reigns. His breath became heavy, the sounds he started to let slip had been doing a number on your sensability.
Just before anything gets too heavy, he quickly pulls away, leaving a trail of saliva bridging between his and your lips.
"I- want to make sure that you're okay.." You're quick to nod, trying to rekindle the fire he had you desiring so, but he takes control once more.
"I need verbal confirmation, Y/n. I don't want to make it feel like I'm forcing you or anythi-" He's cut off by the pressure of your lips crashing onto his.
Once you're through, it's your turn to pull away, leaving him in need.
"Permission granted.." Those few words had all it took for his lips to finally connect with your once more, this time with a firey and passionate seer of affection attached along with it. His hands are quick to unfold your body, pulling to straddle his lap. The already lack of any attire had been teasing enough, as the butterflies flying around in your stomach had been inexorable. Your confidentials meeting to grind against one another, the length of his cock gliding easily through your folds. His head draws back, groaning at the delightful feeling.
"Are we..." He takes in a few breaths, trying to make sense of this situation for what's best for the both of you.
"Are we sure this is a good place for our first?" You take a look around, thinking logically on how this could go. Your faces scrunches at the idea.
"Shower then?" Your comment had him rising quicker than his dick did, pulling you along up with him before he's pressing your back up against the tiled shower's wall. His palms coming to cup the rounds of your breasts, tweaking your nipples gently to see your reaction.
Not to his surprised, you'd moaned.
Quite loudly in fact.
Your head lulls against the shower's walls, while his smirk creeps his face.
"Didn't know you had that in you.." He groans, free hand reaching behind to pull your ass tighter against his frame, giving the rounded flesh some gentle squeezes.
"What do you mean, in me?" Your head follows the trail of kisses his lips had placed upon your exposed upper half, watching the glint in his eyes each time he notice your body flinching at the light grazes.
"Mmmm, you're such a sensitive baby, aren't you?" Your lips part, mouth dropping down to form a long O-shape. The digits of his fingers trail down your torso, brushing along the dip of your navel before slipping between your thighs. Your hands reach out to wrap themselves around his neck, while your palm moves the strands out from his view.
His long digits drew light circles into your hooded bud, as your back arches against the tiled wall. Your sounds are the only confirmation he needed to continue on his exploration.
"Hmm, you know I've always wondered something.." His tone is teasing, with a hint of malicious .. something.. behind it.
There was deffiantly more than this sweet cinnamon personality.
You scoff at his retort, feeling the way our leg twitches from the small amount of pleasure you'd reccived.
"I've always wanted to know.." You felt the sting of his finger pushing its way up into you, sliding easily past your folds, as the sounds it had drawn out were immaculate to his ears.
"If my accusations were correct." You groan out, not knowing a damn about what he had been going on with, but knowing damn well how it felt.
You chuckle at his words. "Yeah? What accusations?"
A smirk plasters his face.
"Oh, you know.. Just some things that have popped into my head.." His head's quick to find it's way down your body, as his face had been at direct level with your sobbing core. Your breath hitched at the sight.
"About how much pressure it would take for you to squeeze me with the fucking thighs until my head popped like a balloon.." His words cut like a knife dragging along your skin. His hand comes up, spreading your lips apart to reveal all of your shameful glory.
"How pretty this pussy would look all wet and needy for me." He removes all pressure, licking a stripe up the very center as your head lulls back, fist full of his hair quickly fill your balled hands.
"How loud you can scream my name."
Your hands ball ever more at his sudden words, as he takes the plump of his lips, wrapping them around your throbbing clit as a whole new world of this shit had just been unlocked for you like a fucking video game. He reaches up, pulling one of your thighs over his shoulder, burying the face even deep into your aching pussy, watching as the tip of his nose kisses your public bone.
Sounds of pleasure and nothing more had filled the dorm's shower room, as your best friend had been on his knees, acting like your pussy had been his favorite meal.
His palms grip at your thighs, feeling the soft pudgy goodness engulf his head even more.
Your head lulled back, thighs quivering around his head. Hands coming to grip at his damp roots, mouth jarring wide as he practically recites every letter from the alphabet.
You certainly hadn't planned for this to happen with your best friend. But hey,
Was this really a time to complain?
"Fu-fucking- Oh shit!" The burn you felt between your thighs had nothing on Jimin's teeth biting down into the side of your neck. His hips rolled against your body, as his arm kept your thigh proped up and open for his liking.
The pad of his lips switching between sucking and marking your damp skin, hot water steaming down onto the both of you. Your fingers tugged at his newly dyed roots,mouth parting as his cock slides against your walls.
"So fucking good for me, baby. Taking my cock so well." Your head lulls back, chest heaving in agony. His hips snapped against yours, as his hand helds you at the sides to keep you in place.
"O-oh my God.." You whine, unconsciously lifting your other leg to try and wrap yourself fully around his waist. A chuckle rolls from his lips, before he gently pulls out, making you whine from loss of contact.
In a matter of seconds, he has you sat on his lap, as he's resting on the shower stools surface. Wasn't the series position, but hey. You weren't one to complain.
"And here I thought Jin's old man stool was useless." He retorts, guiding your hips to sink down onto his standing cock. Your hands use the crease of his shoulders in balancing, as your let out a short laugh.
"Oh so now I have to do all the work?"
A smirk presses his lips, as his mouth reaches out to suck dark blotches into the skin of your collarbone. "Be a good girl and maybe it'll be worth your while."
Your heart sank at his words.
"Fuck you for being my friend."
"Why? Cause I'm so awesome at it?"
"No." You groan, taking a big gulp of air from the steam of the shower. "C-Cause you fucking know me too well."
He chuckles, gently guiding your hips along the length of his cock, your legs hugged to his sides in support of the painful position.
"Oh, im sorry for being such a good friend." Smirking, his hand comes to cup your breast, tweaking the erect bud between his two fingers. He watches as your lips drop to part in pleasure, leaning your body closer to his. The moment had been arrogant, and annoying, but most of all..
Amazing.
"mm- s-still fuck you." You moan out, body presses against his, in support. The burning of your thighs had been overpowering your motives to continue, as you let out a whine.
"Yeah yeah, yoy know you love it." Your pussy cleched around his cock, making your head fall onto his shoulder. His praises pulling you into a daze you'd never felt before. Nails digging into his glistening skin, the shower mixed along with your sweat at done nothing in making this scene any less arousing.
He lets out a soft chuckle, bringing his arms up to hold your body to his, making sure your fucked out state doesn't injure yourself.
His lips hover gently infront of yours, brushing a string of wet hair from your view.
"Weak." He teases.
You lift your arm, punching his side gently. His chest rolls out a soft laugh,hoisting your waist to press against his.
"Yah, are you really trying to sleep when we're having sex?"
Your head shakes, forehead pressed into his shoulder dip. "Fucking burns.."
"Ah, yeah I know. It's pretty big."
You lift up, playfully hitting his chest once more from his comment.
"Alright alright. Jeez, making the man do all the work as usual, huh?" He's quick to lift your body from his, pressing you back against the shower wall, easily sliding his cock through your velvety walls once more. Your arms throw themselves around his neck, head craning backwards as your back arches off against the wall. He scoffs, rolling his hips into yours. His finger coming up to poke your cheek.
"Faker."
A smile presses your lips, closing the distance between the two of you. Hands carding through his damp locks, as the shower's hot pressure drips along both of your skin.
Your eyes screwed shut, sucking in a breath. "F-fuck i-i'm-" His lips capture yours once more, as the tip of his index finger reaches down, rubbing circles against your throbbing clit.
"Yeahh, cum for me, jagi. Let all the guys know who's fucking you this good." Your head knocks back against the marbled shower wall, thighs twitching in his grip as a wave of pleasure crashes in to you. He moans out, feeling the way you clamp down on his when your orgasm hits.
"Oh, yeahhh! That's my good girl. Such a good baby for me- fuck!" With one final thrust, the tip of his cock kisses your cervix as he paints your walls white. You both pull away slightly, trying to catch your breaths. The hot shower water had done nothing in cooling the two of you down.
After a few moments drip by, Jimin lifts his head to look at you. A smirk presses his lips, as he pulls your figure back against his to make the two of your stand under the shower's rainfall like pressure.
"Looks like you're the one who needs a wash off now.."
You chuckle, cupping the side of his face in your palms, placing a gentle peck to his lips. His hands come to hold your waist, returning the cute gesture.
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Holy shit I'm finding so many unpublished drafts..
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πŸ¦…Being Shiratorizawa's Manager πŸ¦…
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Shiratorizawa x Female Manager
What would it be like managing a bunch of grumpy, stoic birdies?
Warnings: Oikawa None
A/N: Third installment of the Manager's Series! I'm having so much fun with these!
Oof
Big OOF
ok first off, you needed a club for school
Let's just say it was a requirement so you had to find something
All your friends were managing teams so you thought you'd try
For some reason, no one wanted to manage the men's volleyball team πŸ‘€
Gee I wonder why πŸ™ƒ
Immediately upon entering the court, the stares almost break you
These boys (besides Tendo) all have killed rbf
See gif for proof
It feels like a million daggers on you
The younger coach greets you kindly and you hand him your application
He's shocked
He asked you if you are sure??
You nod 😊
Are you absolutely positive? πŸ‘€
You nod again πŸ˜—
You are absolutely 100% positive you want this YN?
OMG YES 😳
your trial starts
Tendo is immediately attracted to you
Not even in a romance way necessarily but just because he's curious about the girl who thinks she can handle THE Shiratorizawa
You simply smile as you go about your tasks
The boys πŸ‘‰πŸ» amazed
You handle everything with class and grace
The coach asks you to set up the nets before hand... you not only set up the nets but you make sure all the volleyball are filled and ready
The boys need water... you did that 10 minutes ago and even prepared snacks for a nutritional boost
Semi LOVES you because of how prepared and responsible you are
Reon and Yamagata respect how adapt you are at caring for the team
Tendo simply adores you
You two become best friends 🀚🏻
Shirabu and Kawanishi don't really say much to you
Shirabu occasionally asks you to toss for his sets which you kindly do
Kawanishi likes how prepared you are, ready with his water bottle after a long hard practice
Goshiki 😌
The precious first year bby has the biggest crush on you
He is always asking for your help during practice
Adores you so much when you praise him
The team gets jealous when you cheer for Goshiki
Of course they will never admit to it
But you know 😏
You cheer for all of them
Queue the blushy bois ☺
Hugs and high fives are their favorite
Tendo will carry you around
It can't be avoided
Now for the great stoic Ushiwaka
Everyone is nervous for your interaction πŸ‘€
You both seem to tip toe around each other for a good month before you finally have an interaction
You hand papers to Ushiwaka showing stats for the team
Ushiwaka says "thank you YN" with a small smile (like the one from Season 4, you know one 😊) and walks away
The team πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―
Ushiwaka respects you as a valuable part of the team
He even sits with you on the team bus 🀚🏻
Completely unprompted, man's asks you if he can sit with you
Of course you say yes
The team doesn't know how to react 😳
They simply stare πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘
Tendo loves you even more
When you arrive at the tournament, you help the team unpack the bus
The team parades into the gym all stoic like πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜€
Then you come in like πŸ€ͺπŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈ
Adorable 🀩
Lucky for you (unlucky for Shiratorizawa) they just so happen to be playing against THE Oikawa
You were well aware of Seijoh and Oikawa
You knew Oikawa was a known flirt and you were prepared
You took your job very serious and now was not the time to flirt
No matter how cute you thought the Seijoh team was
Iwaizumi, Iwaizumi mainly
You set up the bench while the boys participate in spiking practice
Oikawa spots you πŸ‘€ πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ˜
Strides over to you
"Well hello there and who might you be?"
Shiratorizawa sees this and runs πŸƒπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒ to your side asap
Ushiwaka is first to arrive 🀚🏻
Stands in front of you like πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‘
Honestly everyone is shocked
Oikawa πŸ‘‰πŸ» shocked
Shiratorizawa πŸ‘‰πŸ» mind blown
Seijoh πŸ‘‰πŸ» panicked
You πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ§Žβ€β™€οΈπŸΏ
"If you want to talk to our manager, you should have come to Shiratorizawa"
Oikawa πŸ‘‰πŸ» dead πŸ’€
Tendo cant stop laughing
Semi and Reon are just staring 😲
Iwaizumi is off to collect Oikawa and apologize
You just stand there like 🀨 wtf just happened
Ushiwaka doesn't say anything to you
His spikes almost killed Oikawa
Shiratorizawa wins in straight sets
Hugs, more hugs and high fives all around
Even for Ushiwaka who picks you up in an embrace
You've bonded πŸ₯°
Goshiki tries to lift you up too
He wants to be the ace poor bby
He fails and you fall
Tendo laughs, you laugh, Shirabu glares at Goshiki
You return to the bus
Tendo tries to sit with you
Ushiwaka is having none of that
If tendo won't move he simply lifts you over the seat to sit next to him
"I- uh ok then" πŸ§Žβ€β™€οΈ
Tendo bugs you the whole drive back
You are tired from your long day
Ushiwaka rests your head on his shoulder as you sleep
The team coos are how adorable their manager is πŸ₯°
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after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.
once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home
when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young
i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening
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ALCOHOL BARRIER-
u really can't take abba seriously can you πŸ’€
but ngl it fits him a lot.
WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. πŸ˜‹
I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ
Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.
my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50'sπŸ’€
BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.
So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.
It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now
WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO πŸ‘Ή
One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day πŸ‘
spoiler : she die in s1
Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie πŸ’€
fictional-wise that is.
it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.
HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-
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There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. πŸ’€
Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.
When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide 😎
So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro 🌚
I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)
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