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im gonna start reading the fic I'm scared
DO NOT! ANON!
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sh1-n0bu · 5 months
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I have this urge to put a knife inside my pussy...
ANON NO
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therxtking · 7 months
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We follow you around cus we love watching that big beautiful ass.
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"Nice, lovely, thanks, get the fuck out."
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heketsbroodau · 1 year
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Hehe, Bishop Shamura is so cute! I kind of want to watch them rest..
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*sneaks into their temple*
*in a hushed whisper* I'm going to watch them rest.
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Heket: Where do you think you're going, Anon?
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theredonexx · 1 year
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I wanna give David a pink drink with extra foam and 6 shots of caffeine in it
:0 thank youuu! -🧸 (*He takes it and sprints away*)
NO! nonononononono - 🧣
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Naw he ain't single. Phineas is dating me 🔥🔥🔥 He just doesn't know it yet
“Someone seem to have a death wish… LET ME GRANT IT FOR YOU =)!”
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aritamargarita · 1 year
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Rita it’s an actual tornado inside my city 😭
LMSKJD NO OMG ARE YOU OK😭….
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dcndrohime · 1 year
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No.
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fatummortem · 2 years
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Anon asked: Would you listen to my reasons on how Jean Grey and Deborah Morgna are similar? Accepting Curious Anons​
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           Which reasons would those be? They both have red hair & could turn you into a smear on concrete with their powers? That’s how far their similarities go. Johnny Storm also has fire powers. Maybe Daken just likes playing with fire. It’s powerful, dangerous, sexy, emotional & comes in all different temperatures.
           None of their personalities were the same nor was/are Daken’s relations with them. Not that he said any of that, he just ignores the anon going back to his book that was in a language he didn’t understand. It makes more sense than comparing his actual relationship to an awkward love triangle his old man had.
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sirguyofdykesborn · 7 months
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how are you a lesbian but he him
please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father
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bulkhummus · 4 months
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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack
🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them
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gaylactic-fire · 4 months
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snaxle · 8 months
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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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cahootings · 6 months
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
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punkitt-is-here · 4 months
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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.
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shinobicyrus · 3 months
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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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