#(to no one's surprise)

[thefishdeath]

Hello Kinito nation

#kinitopet #Bowing Kinito Surfing Kinito & Biblically accurate Kinito #Ive just been doodling this thing on every surface I can get my hands on #kinito my beloved #To no one's surprise #he's pretty easy to draw #just a ball with legs #though do you know how hard it is to get a creature with no torso and no arms to look like he's bowing? #just fishdeath-ing #kinito pet #kinito #kinito the axolotl #fishdeath-art-ing #biblically accurate Kinito

[benveydraws]

shrimp 🦐✨

#ai the somnium files #aitsf #aitsf fanart #aiba aitsf #im not done with the game yet. all i can say so far is that aiba is neat and i want to [redacted] date #to no one's surprise #art tag

[galoogamelady]

Here's a sneak peek of one of the die-cut stickers I made for @horizonfanzine! I really enjoyed drawing machines, hope you like the pairs I chose!

Preorders are open for the zine now!

#I call this one the Drakka Special #to no one's surprise #Horizon Forbidden West #Horizon Zero Dawn #machine #Thunderjaw #Stormbird #zine #Horizonfanzine #Focus Network #preorder

[blackjackkent]

Ch'k'l ghaik Vlaakith m'zath'ak! Can you feel it crawling through you? Tendrils squirming in your chest, gripping your heart, piercing your belly? Your bones popping, your flesh swelling? I can. I see it in you. I feel it in me. We are lost. I will be quick with my blade. First you. Then the others. Then myself.

#bjk plays bg3 durge #rakha the dark urge #giffing bg3 #lae'zel #durge #lae'zel bg3 #laezel #bg3 lae'zel #i have come to the decision that i love all the writing and VA in this scene a lot #to no one's surprise #real pain to color tho XD

[sasslett]

dragoon armor is the bane of my posing existence why did we have to make them both dragoons in the spikiest armor possible

#gpose #my wols #it's all my fault yet I can't help it it's so pretty #anyway look they're kissing again #to no one's surprise #and wow im in il mheg again #today is full of surprises

[oudesok]

"So stay with me, hold my hand"

Other part here

#stranger things s4 #mike wheeler #will byers #should've posted this one first but whatever #to no one's surprise #mitksi lyrics per usual #only now seeing I wrote when istead of while so ignore that #sok's art stuff

[vroomian]

Alastor is truly the blorbo from my shows

#hazbin watch #i love him from the first sentance???? #to no one's surprise #lol #vrrm vrrm

[kanerallels]

Pro tip if you ever don't know what to write go find the Inklings Challenge archive and read that. There are some wild and breathtakingly beautiful stories there

#to no one's surprise #hazel's inklings experience

[itsjaywalkers]

still halloween but it's also november already here so . happy nanowrimo <3

#gonna spend the rest of the night writing #to no one's surprise #i said i was gonna finish the iwtywmm sequel this week and I WILL #also i bought a monster and i'm tempted to drink it even if it means not going to sleep until . 4am #i have work tomorrow but my shift starts at 5pm so it's fine #anyways . u can talk to me or entertain me or whatever u know i never shut up #and it looks like i'm gonna be here a while

[finalism]

don't write zhongli don't write zhongli don't write zhongli--

#ooc. #i finally met him in game #i like him sm #to no one's surprise #his intro quest is so funny when you know he's the archon #a silly little man

[ss-trashboat]

this week has been a nightmare so trying to fight anxiety spikes and sads with the boi

#my art #traditional art #wrasslin #wrestling fan art #kyle fletcher #beanie babie boi #my beloved #once shit calms down i promise ill go back to responsibilities #i just needed to focus my brain on something that made me feel better #so have him again cause that's all i know how to draw apparently #to no one's surprise

[scarletslippers]

Sandwich Night

More Summer of Cute!! (....with a little angst in this one)

Once upon a time, I wrote a season 3 finale spec fic (affectionately known as pullover fic) in which Nancy made herself a grilled cheese sandwich. In the microwave. Ace was offended, and so was @flythesail​​​​.

So when I came across this cooking prompt: “How did you go through life so far without knowing how to make a grilled sandwich?” “I don’t know, but thank God, I have you now.” I obviously had to write something.

What started out as a ‘cute little coda’ is now 6.8k. Enjoy!

Nancy makes grilled cheese for the people she loves. Read on AO3

“You taste like grilled cheese.” He laughs. 

“Mmm, had to test the product. Quality control you know.” She’s laughing too, pressing her smile to his for what’s barely even a kiss before pulling away and returning to the stove. 

“What’s the occasion?” 

“It’s sandwich night,” she says, like it’s obvious, like they do this all the time. 

“Oh? And what exactly is ‘sandwich night’?”

“The night when I make us grilled cheese sandwiches.”

“And what determines if it’s sandwich night? Is there a list of criteria?”

“No, nothing like that.” She looks up at him with clear-eyed intensity. “Grilled cheese is felt in the soul.” 

Ace narrows his eyes in questioning confusion. “Are you quoting me?” He doesn’t recall saying that, but Nancy’s memory is not to be questioned. 

“Surprisingly, no.” She laughs, short and bright, and it seems to suffuse the kitchen with even more light. Nancy braces on Ace’s shoulder to quickly press her lips to his cheek. “You must just be rubbing off on me.”

Read the rest

#nace #nancy drew cw #cw nancy drew #aceandnancy #nacesource #nacefanfiction #nancy drew #nace fanfiction #nancy and ace #my fic #the companion to #pullover fic #which got way out of hand #to no one's surprise

[londonhalcyon]

OC Doublespeak

Passed the onion peeler (?) by @dumpsterhipster. Thank you! I was gonna do this with Lily, but since y’all have endured well over 200K words of her intimate thoughts and occasionally contradictory actions, I’m going to throw two of my lesser known OCs under the bus: Ivy Vindex, my reluctant Khajiit Dragonborn from my forever WIP Skyrim fic, and Ros Markey, my aggressive queer scientist/pole dancer (long story) from my other forever WIP Fallout 4 fic. I adore these ladies.

1. What do they say they want? (i.e., what are the desires they put into the world and have no trouble admitting)

Ivy: To live a happy peaceful life with her family. She loves her two dads a lot and doesn’t want to stray too far from them.

Ros: To be left alone (not counting her robotic horse). Most people either shoot at her, get shot, try to steal Winnie, or all of the above, so no point getting attached. She’s content to do her science, take the odd job here or there, and move on.

2. What do they think they want? (i.e., what are the desires they keep hidden and only admit to their closest loved ones)

Ivy: To know who she is and where she comes from. She’s a Khajiit who was born in the Colovian Highlands and raised by an Imperial couple in the West Weald of Cyrodiil. All clues about her origins point not south to Elsweyr, but north to Skyrim. And it’s rather hard to learn more about herself when she’s been on the same farm all her life.

Ros: No, really, she wants to be left alone. It’s not like she’s lonely or anything. Right? After all, she can’t want to get close to anyone who’s going to die on her. That would be idiotic.

3. What do they actually want? (i.e., what is something they subconsciously need, but either do not realize or cannot admit it)

Ivy: To feel like she truly belongs. She’s in a constant state of cultural identity crisis where everyone seems to have a better idea of who and what she is (and who and what she isn’t) than she does. She just wants to be, and be with the people who love and accept her.

Ros: Okay, she’s really really lonely. She wants to be part of a family again. More than anything she wants the family she lost back, which isn’t possible. Fortunately, she has found the next best thing. Or, rather, they’ve found her.

#the found family trope is strong with these #to no one's surprise #tag game #skyrim fanfic #fallout 4 fanfic #rosemary reaper

[obstinaterixatrix]

And it ain't worth it! Being hurt by love, and is it worth it? Honey, being hurt by love Is it worth it? Being hurt, 'til you're lalala-lost in the feeling now! 

#Sammy Rae #The Feeling #music #lunged to post this after hearing the chorus #to no one's surprise

[monsterritory]

You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.

#Homestuck #John Egbert #Been 10 years since I've used that one #To no one's surprise #I was also once stuck at home for years #413

[smittenskitten]

HE WAS DIN ALL ALONG!

Who would have thought 🤡🤡🤡

#chains of heart #coh text #to no one's surprise