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Dir: Ariel Vida
Star: Victor Mascitelli / Ashleigh Cummings / Todd Stashwick
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On the Trail of Bigfoot: Land of the Missing and More Alaskan Mysteries
Alaska is the Last Frontier, and in @SethBreedslove's On the Trail of #Bigfoot: Land of the Missing, perhaps that saying is taken for granted in the lastest Small Town Monsters, #cryptids #missingpersons & a lot more! We review this #docoumentary
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Seth Breedlove is back with another episode of Small Town Monsters! This time, both he and his team of cameramen are ready to search the Great Alaskan frontier for people willing to talk about the Sasquatch. Like previous instalments, On the Trail of Bigfoot: Land of the Missing, the focus is on conversing with folks with firsthand experiences.
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VIDE NOIR
VICTOR MASCITELLI stars in VIDE NOIR directed by Ariel Vida via @1091pictures. A feature film inspired by the cinematic soundscapes of @LordHuron’s third studio album. Preview it now at: www.InfraredMAG.com/vide-noir #NewMovie #VideNoir #1091Pictures
VIDE NOIR
1h 35m | Drama | Rated PG-13 | 08 November 2022
Following his missing fiancée Lee across the country to a bustling, neon-lit city, Buck’s only plan is to search every cocktail bar, lounge and club to find her. What follows is a series of dreamlike nighttime encounters throughout increasingly strange places. Buck’s search eventually leads to the trail of a new drug that removes the…
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#1091 Pictures#Ahsleigh Cummings#Arial Vida#Ben Schneider#Eddie Sandstrom#Fanko Marcano#Jahred King#Joanna Bacalso#Kanya Iwana#Kira Powell#Storm Wilbur#Todd Stashwick#Victor Mascitelli#Vide Noir#Whispering Pines Studios#Yellow Veil Pictures
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Watch Trailer For Perry Blackshear’s Demonic When I Consume You
Watch Trailer For Perry Blackshear’s Demonic When I Consume You
1091 Pictures have shared with us the Official Trailer for Perry Blackshear’s Demonic Horror Thriller When I Consume You.
Described as a unique urban folktale set and filmed in Brooklyn, that confronts the vulnerabilities that people struggle with every day through a genre lens to create a chillingly intimate indie horror nightmare.
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Three Little Words
Rating: T
CW: none
Tags: Established relationship, tiny bit of angst, kisses
Prompt: For @quinns-shadowy-arts "Love is saying 'I love you' even when you're scared"
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Written for @steddielovemonth Day 21
Three little words.
Three little words that burned like acid on his tongue when he tried to say them. Three little words that he knew he felt, every single time his heart beat in a rhythm of Steve, Steve, Steve, but he couldn’t make himself say. It was just three little words. Three little words that he knew his boyfriend wanted to hear more than anything.
They both bore scars from those three, simple little words. Steve’s parents used them in a lofty, detached sort of way, trotted out for appearances just like the nice china. Eddie’s parents wielded them like a weapon, his father using them as an excuse for why he behaved the way he did. The old “I only do this because I love you” that Eddie learned very early in life had absolutely nothing to do with those three little words.
It had taken Eddie a very long time to even be open to the possibility of saying them to someone else. Even with Wayne, his father in everything but blood, never got to hear them out of his mouth. Wayne didn’t say them much either, had other ways to show it than speaking it out loud.
The problem was, Eddie really wanted to say them out loud. He wanted to croon them in Steve’s ear when they were pressed together in bed, or whisper them into his mouth during a good night kiss, or even whisper them into Steve’s skin when they were both shaking in bed from nightmares of the horrors they’d seen. His chest ached with it, but his stubborn mouth refused.
So, he threw himself into showing Steve. Night drives together, cuddling in the van, making love in one of their beds until neither of them could stand it, falling asleep together after… all of these things painted the picture of what he wanted to say, but he knew it wasn’t enough.
He needed to say them. He just didn’t know how.
“How do you tell someone you… you know…” Eddie asked one day when he and Wayne were sitting outside, smoking together. It was a warm, clear night, the stars winking above them.
Wayne raised an eyebrow. “No, I don’t know. Mostly because I have no idea what you’re trying to ask me, son.” He took a drag from his cigarette. “Is this about Steve? Are you trying to break up with him?”
Eddie spluttered. The very idea made his heart feel like it was going to fall right out of his chest. “What the fuck, no! The opposite! I want to tell Steve that… you know…” Just say it. It’s right there. Just say it, you fucking coward.
“Ah. You want to tell Steve you love him,” Wayne said after a moment.
Eddie swallowed. “Yeah. I just… you know… can’t. I try to say it but it’s like my brain won’t let me.”
Wayne let out a sigh and stubbed his cigarette out in the ashtray by the bench. “I get it. Sometimes it can be hard, especially after what you kids went through.” He sighed, rubbing his chin. “But I think you should just try. Steve’ll get it.”
Eddie nodded, but it didn’t stop the angry swirl of his stomach or the burn on the back of his tongue.
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He waited until the next night, after he’d picked Steve up. They grabbed some fast food and drove out to the quarry, parking and opening up the van. It was another nice night, the half moon blazing bright in the night sky. Perfect night for a little romantic rendezvous.
“This is nice,” Steve said, pulling out their burgers and fries. “It’s nice to be able to hear myself think after being around the kids all day.” He popped a fry in his mouth and then leaned over, pressing a greasy kiss to Eddie’s mouth.
It should have been gross, but all it did was make that feeling in his chest grow stronger, the need build higher. Fuck, it shouldn’t be so hard, but Eddie was terrified. What if Steve didn’t feel the same? What if he used it against him, just like his dad had? What if, what if, what if…
“Eds? You okay?” Steve asked, breaking Eddie out of his spiraling thoughts. His brow was furrowed and the corners of his mouth were turned down. “Do we need to go?”
Eddie shook his head, trying to gather every ounce of courage he had. Three little words. That’s all it was. “No, I’m good. I just… I really need to tell you something.”
Steve kept frowning, sitting back. “Okay, I’m listening.”
“I just… Steve…I…”
“If you’re going to break up with me, can you please just get it over with?” Steve said sadly, folding his arms across his chest.
“Why does everyone keep thinking that? No, Steve. I love you, why would I break up with you?”
It got so quiet, Eddie was pretty sure he’d be able to hear a pin drop. That wasn’t quite how he’d planned to say it, but now it was out there. Nothing he could do now. “Steve?”
Steve looked back at him, pretty mouth dropped open and his eyes sparkling, just like the stars above them. “You love me? You mean it?”
Eddie felt his whole body soften. He could still feel them there, burning in the back of his throat, but that feeling was being overtaken by the way his stomach fluttered, how pretty Steve’s blush looked under the moonlight. “Of course I do. I just… those words are hard to say, you know?”
Fingers entwined with his own and pulled him close, Steve breathing against his mouth from where their foreheads were pressed together. “I do. Thank you for saying them. I thought so, but… you know I love you too, right?” At Eddie’s nod, Steve continued, “I didn’t want to say them first, either. The last time, it kind of blew up in my face, but… I’ve felt it for months now. You’re kind of it for me, you know?”
“I do,” Eddie replied, grinning so wide his face hurt a little. “I’m sorry I was scared to say it.”
“I was too. But now we don’t have to be. That was the hard part.” Steve closed that last little bit to kiss Eddie again, deeper and sweeter than the last one. It felt good. It felt right. It felt like nothing was ever going to be the same again, in the best way.
It felt like those three little words.
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Gloss & Glasses: Chapter Two (1091 words)
Pairing: Clark Kent x reader
Warnings: none for this chapter
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The clack of your keyboard was drowned out by your playlist. You were so focused on finishing this personality quiz for your magazine that you hadn’t heard the knock on your office door.
Figuring this was the case, Lois opened the door and spoke over your music, “(Y/N)! Hello!”
With a quick look her way, you smiled and paused your music. This did not deter you from continuing your work, “Hey! Do you think people’s favorite cat breed says something about their personality? I wrote this whole article about Catwoman and what cat breed she is and-”
“Love it. I really do, but I need your help. Johnny got this picture of Superman and as someone who knows everyone, can you tell me if he looks familiar at all?” After shutting your door, she walked over to your incredibly messy yet, to you, incredibly organized desk and showed you the picture on her phone.
“Lois, I have no idea who he is. If I did, don’t you think I would’ve said something by now?” You didn’t even look at the picture. Your eyes were glued to your computer screen.
While yes, you and Lois were friends, she didn’t always take your work seriously. You couldn’t really blame her, though. She had a sense of adventure. The city and its problems called her name. You, on the other hand, were perfectly content attending galas, and parties, interviewing celebrities, and any scandals that popped up. She was very much “Let’s go see what that giant alien robot wants.”
She sighed, more groaned, “Will you please at least look?”
You took your hands off your keyboard and looked at her phone. You couldn’t help but laugh, “That’s literally every white guy in America. Handsome, sure, but come on. Do you expect anyone to identify him? Like seventy men could win a look-alike contest for that guy. Be so serious.”
Lois groaned and turned off her phone, “That’s exactly why this is difficult.”
“Why are you so obsessed with figuring out who he is? Him being the average guy is what makes him an inspiration. I mean, think about it. Anyone could be Superman. That’s what gives people hope,” you went right back to typing. “Besides, obsessing over heroes’ identity is such a Gotham move. You don’t wanna be like Gotham, ew.”
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In the lounge, you made your second coffee of the day. You were stirring in the creamer in your bejeweled cup when a familiar voice caught your attention.
“Hey,” Clark smiled that shy smile at you. It had been about a month since he started here and the two of you had become fast friends. In fact, the days he was out sick or out with Lois and Johnny were some of your most boring days. You always looked forward to talking to him.
“Clark!” you turned quickly, knocking over your cup which did not have a lid on it just yet.
With a speed you couldn’t quite comprehend, he managed to save it before anything spilled. He chuckled awkwardly, adjusting his glasses and giving you another crooked smile, “Uh… be careful.”
“Heh… thanks…” you gasped out a laugh. “You’re so fast.”
“Uh, yeah,” he rubbed the back of his neck, “Helped my pa out on the farm so… I guess that’s why?” he seemed like he wasn’t quite convinced himself.
You smiled at him and shook your head. Giggling, you asked, “How do you take your coffee? I’ll make you some for saving my life.”
“Saving your life? I’ve never-” he spoke so quickly, you thought he might beat Trisha Paytas at her speedreading.
“My coffee,” you corrected. “I meant the coffee, ‘cause you… saved my coffee.”
“Right, sorry. Uh, just make me whatever you’ve got and I’ll drink it,” he smiled. He always seemed to be smiling. So were you every time you saw him.
“Caramel latte?”
With slight hesitation, he nodded, “Yes?”
“Order for Clark coming right up,” you winked, screwing on the lid to your cup before starting on his. He didn’t bring his own cup so you resorted to the cheap paper ones the lounge provided.
He sat at the table closest to the counter you were at, positioning himself sideways on the chair to face you. “So, what are you working on today?”
You chuckled softly, waiting for the water to heat up in the coffeemaker, “Oh it’s nothing serious.”
“I wanna hear about it anyway,” Clark leaned into the back of the chair.
You faced him, darting your eyes across his frame before looking back into his eyes, “Um- Okay!” you were more than happy to tell anyone about your work, though no one in this office building seemed to care. Clark always cared, though. That was something you were going to have to get used to. “I finished my Catwoman article and now I’m trying to come up with a bunch of questions and how they’ll relate to cat breeds. Sounds kind of dumb but-”
“That’s not dumb. That sounds fun. I personally like Maine Coons. What does that say about me?” he crossed his arms and by god, you could see the shirt struggling not to rip on his massive arms- have they always been so big?
You admired him for no more than a second before you came to your senses. The water had heated up and you focused back on his coffee to hide your blush. “It means you’re a really kind person and you’re a bit of a gentle giant.”
“Sounds about right,” he laughed softly. “I’ll take your quiz when you’re done if you want.”
You almost verbally squeaked as you poured in the flavoring and creamer. “You really don’t have to, Clark.”
“I know, but I want to,” he assured you.
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After you finished your quiz, you clapped your hands together, “Perfect- no, purrfect.” you laughed at your own joke before realizing how dumb that sounded.
When you opened your office door, you were expecting to see Clark sitting at his desk which was positioned right outside your door. However, you were met with an empty seat. He wasn’t supposed to go home yet. You frowned and shifted your gaze to Lois’ desk next to his. When you realized she was gone too, you sighed. The two of them seemed to do stories together more and more often. They worked well together.
You then went to put everything back in your purse. Knocking on your dad’s doorframe you smiled softly, “I’m headed home for the day.”
#dc imagine#dc#dc comics#dc fanfic#clark kent#clark kent x reader#superman#superman x reader#gloss & glasses#series
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Jan Valdes Téllez (Havana, Cuba, 1979) - Pink Fluffy Bunny, 2021
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Most kudoed Sherlock fics from 2022
The 10 most popular fics* on AO3 completed in 2022 with Sherlock (TV) as the main fandom. Kudo counts as of 1 Jan 2023.
1. 3497 kudos - Teaching Sherlock by Sherlock1110 (148K, E, Johnlock, Mystrade)
Sherlock is 24, his older brother Mycroft has had enough. John Watson is known for training subs, looking after them until they're ready to leave and never getting emotionally attached. At least that was what he thought until he met Sherlock Holmes, the troublesome submissive who no one could tame.
2. 1718 kudos - Helpless Here Below by Mottlemoth (66K, E, Mystrade, Johnlock, Warstan)
Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade barely know each other - so John Watson has always believed. When he witnesses a surprising moment of care between them, John starts to wonder if there's more going on than meets the eye
3. 1378 kudos - Indefinite Lines by ArwaMachine (298K, E, Johnlock)
Sherlock and John find themselves faced with a series of seemingly disparate cases that are growing increasingly connected, increasingly personal. They must unravel the mystery laid before them by a particularly ruthless set of criminals before the danger is upon them, or else run the risk of being cleaved apart forever, lines scattered to the wind.
4. 1237 kudos - Shift by stopthat (46K, E, Johnlock)
Sherlock is tired. John senses a shift.
5. 1219 kudos - Plenipotentials by Ginevra_Benci (54K, M, Mystrade, Johnlock)
The first thing your soulmate says in your presence writes itself on your skin as they say it, usually on your chest, arm, or hand, or—if you’re very unlucky—on your face. Greg was very, very unlucky.
6. 1091 kudos - The Impenetrable Mind Palace of Muggle Sherlock Holmes by suitesamba (27K, M, Johnlock)
Sherlock is obsessed with the new neighbor - the one who's rented Mrs. Hudson's flat while she spends a year abroad. There's something odd about the amiable man, but Sherlock just can't put his finger on it. And when has Sherlock Holmes ever failed at deducing someone?
7. 992 kudos - Matchmaking for Solitary Animals by ArwaMachine (71K, E, Johnlock, Sherlock/OMC, John/OMC)
Upon moving back to Baker Street following Sherlock’s return from the dead, John finds that Sherlock is a bit more keen on entertaining gentlemen callers than he once was, a fact that seems to make John irrationally angry. Intent on proving that he’s not a total dick, John decides to make it his mission to find Sherlock a boyfriend. This, as it turns out, is the worst idea John has ever had.
8. 812 kudos - What Have You Done? by DownpourOfFeels (62K, E, Johnlock, Warstan)
John Watson’s wedding was over a year ago now and his friendship with Sherlock Holmes is deteriorating. With a new daughter in the picture, bills to pay and a job to hold down, there’s no time for solving cases - and he’s not as happy as he thought he might be. On the other side of London, Sherlock has never felt more alone. Crushed with regret and running out of distractions, he sneaks off one night to get high - but as he trips, Moriarty escapes from his mind and comes out to play. Will John and Mycroft get there in time to save him?
9. 802 kudos - When It Rains by BlueMoon0nTheRise (98K, M, Mystrade)
Ever since Greg Lestrade saved Sherlock's life, Mycroft Holmes' protective streak started to extend to him, too. Whenever Greg is injured or ill, the older Holmes is always there in the background, ensuring that he recovers. And over time, Greg starts to return the favour, when he can.
10. 774 kudos - A Question of Honour by MizJoely (47K, E, Sherlolly)
Revolutionary War AU. Colonial spy Molly Hooper is caught sneaking into the quarters of British Army Captain Sherlock Holmes and is saved from hanging only by his assertion that she's actually his mistress. However, once she and the handsome enemy captain are forced to spend time alone in his quarters, will the lie become the truth?
*I excluded collections of standalone ficlets posted as a single work and fics that were actually completed earlier but posted "extras” in 2022.
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CSSE acquired 1091 Pictures for $15.6 million in March 2022. Based in Cos Cob, Conn., CSSE is rooted in the feel-good self-help book and media franchise. The company went public in 2017 with a “crowdsourced” IPO that raised $30 million. Under the leadership of Rouhana, the company has expanded in recent years with acquisitions of streaming platforms such as Crackle, formerly owned by Sony Pictures Entertainment, and Red Box Entertainment, the physical and online distribution network that has struggled amid the rise of streaming platforms. 1091 Pictures was formed by industry veterans Danny Stein and Joe Samberg through the acquisition of Orchard Film Group. Among the high-profile titles in the 1091 library are Morgan Neville’s “The Music of Strangers: Yo-Yo Ma and the Silk Road Ensemble,” Taika Waititi’s “Hunt for the Wilderpeople” and Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman’s “Linda Rondstadt: The Sound of My Voice.”
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Detective Conan Volume 102
Included cases:
File 1081: Wataru Date’s Notebook (end)
File 1082-1084: Nagano-Gunma Prefectural Border Murder Case
File 1085-1087: Marriage Partner Searching Party Murder Case
File 1088-1090: Detective Play Director Murder Case
File 1091: Family Restaurant Murder Case (beginning)
Bonus material:
Detective Picture Book: Seiko Fuji
Keyhole:
Chihaya Hagiwara
Favorite case: Tough choice...
Least favorite case: I don’t think I can pick one
Rating:
10/10 knifes
That’s a very good volume. There are many interesting cases, plot relevance, loads of different characters, some new mysteries. I think everybody should read this volume because we will talk about some of the cases in the future for sure.
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Dir: Anthony C. Ferrante
Star: James Zimbardi / Dee Wallace / Michael Paré
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Look Up! Is That "A Tear in the Sky?"
Are #UFOs causing A Tear in the Sky? It's tough to say, but this #documentary about what powers these crafts are examined in this upcoming work by @OMniumUniverse #UFOlogy #UFO #UAP
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The Navy often encounters Unidentified Aerial Phenomena and whether they cause A Tear in the Sky depends on who you ask. But as for what powers these UFOs, nobody knows. This latest documentary tries to figure out if they are using wormholes, micro black holes, cold fusion, or some unknown technology to travel about. What this work hosted by Caroline Cory tries to…
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Movie Review: MOMENT OF CONTACT
Movie Review: MOMENT OF CONTACT
MOMENT OF CONTACT
Moment of Contact is an exploration of extraterrestrial encounters, this one centered on a series of events in 1996 when citizens of Varginha, Brazil, reported seeing one or more strange creatures and a UFO crash. A number of locals, including a group of girls ranging in age from 14-21, had a close encounter with a being described as about 4 feet tall, with brown oily skin, a…
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Documentary Now! and some of my favorite moments
Documentary Now!
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Van is Sleeping with Alexander Skarsgard | Atlanta | FX
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The Hummingbird Project | Clip 2 - Chase
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Lady Gaga Made Alexander Skarsgård "Paparazzi" Famous
#Documentary Now!#Alexander Skarsgård#Alexander Skarsgard#Atlanta#The Hummingbird Project#The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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if anyone is interested in hearing how totally healthy the streaming industry is right now…
Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment (which owns 1091 Pictures, Screen Media, Crackle, and Redbox) has completely ceased to distribute revenue to the studios/filmmakers it licenses movies from and is in the middle of a HUGE fucking lawsuit for failure to fulfill payment obligations
more streaming services are going to go down pretty soon lol
#the company my company partners with sent out a big email about this#work tag#streaming#entertainment news
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Mini Fanfic #1091: Enter Boshi (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
2:17 p.m. at the Smash Direct Mall...........
Yoshi: (Walking out of the Phone Store Along with Daisy While Holding a Mini Shopping Bag in his Hand) Thanks for helping me buy a new phone, mom. I know it's the last thing you wanna to do on our outing together.
Daisy: (Gives Yoshi a Bright Smile) Nah, it's no biggie! (Wraps her Her Arm Around Yoshi's Shoulders) You know I always got you and your pops back if either of you needed anything.
Yoshi: Yeah, but you and rest of the moms, for that matter, seem to do almost everything for us over years. (Raises his Hands Up a Bit) N-Not that we don't appericate it or anything, we really do, it's just......I dunno. Does the whole ordeal ever feel.....exhausted to any of you? Like at all?
Daisy: Oh yeah, big time. But we all knew what were getting ourselves into the moment each of us stepped up to parenthood. And even then, that still won't stop us from being there and loving you kiddos to-
?????: Well, well, well.
The mom and son duo stopped walking as they turn around and see a blue Yoshi wearing sunglasses, a black leather coat, and torn up shoes stepping out from the corner of the Phone Store's entrance.
?????: Look at Mr. Karate Boy ovah here.
Yoshi: (Groans at the Soght of the Blue Yoshi) Oh God it's you......
Daisy: (Turns to Yoshi) You know him?
Yoshi: Unfortunately. His name's Boshi and he's-
Boshi: (Puts on a Cocky Smirk on his Face) The fastest, coolest devil in blue that this world has to offa'! (Winks at the Duo)
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow) So a bootleg Sonic?
Daisy: (Starts Snickering a Bit)
Boshi: (Immediately Glares at Yoshi) 'Ey! Screw you, I am WAY more faster and cool than that blue porcupine wishes he can be!
Yoshi: (Crosses his Arms) Really? Then why not challenge him to a race then?
Boshi: I'll challenge him when I feel like it! And we ain't talkin' about him right now.
Yoshi: ('Sigh') Alright, then what DO you want to talk about then?
Boshi: (Starts Smirking Again) 'Bout how you and that edgelord angel dofus got both of your asses handed to you in the streets couple of days ago.
Yoshi: I mean, it really wasn't that much of fight. We were mostly jumped if anything.....
Daisy: Also.....(Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) How did you even know about all of that anyways?
Boshi: I got info from the internet. (Takes his Phone Out of his Jacket Pocket and Uses it Search Up Something) Some guy with the weird, fire looking hair and crap eating grin posted a picture of you losers licking your own wounds. See? (Shows the Duo a Picture of Hades Taking a Selfie of Himself Smiling While One Arm Hugging an Annoyed, Bruised Yoshi and Pitto)
Yoshi/Daisy: (Groans at the Picture in Question) Hades........
Daisy: (Turns to Yoshi Next to Her) Remind me to kick his butt to the crub later......
Boshi: (Puts his Phone Back into his Coat Pocket) Yeeeup. It's been doing numbers as of late. (Shrugs With a Smug Look on his Face) Not that I'm surprised mind ya. Poor Green Yoshi! (Crosses his Arms) Couldn't even last a minute in a half in a group fight.
Yoshi: (Already Getting Irriated) Again, we were jumped out of nowhere. We really couldn't do much other than defending ourselves.
Boshi: Sounds like a you have no skills problem. (Uses his Thumb to Point at Himself While Puttong on an Overly Cocky Smile) I'd moped the floor with all of those those chumps ten seconds flat if I were in you losers' shoes
Daisy: (Gives Boshi a Deadpinned Look on her Face) You really wanna be Sonic 2.0 that badly, huh kid?
Boshi: (Angrily Points at Daisy) Says you, Mrs. Princess of Sarasaland! If that's what ya really are!!
Yoshi: Dude, what are you going on about? My mom has just as much royalty as Momma Peach and Rosalina.
Boshi: Oh really? Then how come her so called "kingdom" hardly been talked about in these parks, huh?
Daisy: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Because no one really asked about it all that much? At least not compared to my peers.
Boshi: Which proves my point exactly! You ain't no princess!! You're just a wannabe poser no one takes seriously!
Yoshi: (Glares at Boshi) Alright, I had it up to here with your-
Daisy: Yeeeuuup, guess you're right.
Yoshi: (Turns Back to Daisy) Wha- M-Mom!
Daisy: I means, there's nooooo possible way I could call myself a princess when I have.four kingdoms to rule over.
Boshi: EXACTLY- Wait what?
Yoshi: Huh?
Daisy: Oh you didn't know? Yeah, back in my country, we have four kingdoms: Birabuto, Muda, Easton, and Chai. All of which are run by four of the most powerful, fearsome protectors youu would have the displeasure of meeting and they all take orders from me. (Crosses her Arms With a Smirk on her Face) Their empress.
Boshi: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief) Empress!? (Shakingly Points at Daisy) Y-Y-You?
Daisy: Yep. I'm Empress Daisy, at your service~ (Playfully Winks at the Flabbergasted Blue Yoshi)
Yoshi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Woah.
Boshi: Y-Yeah? Well....If that's the case, then why does the big bad King of Koopas himself never bothered to kidnap you before, huh!?
Daisy: Oh, you're talking about Bowser? The same Big Bad King Koopa sent flying to the skies? And never dared to try and cross me since?
Boshi: (Glares at Daisy Again) Okay, now I know your messin' with me! Ain't no way in hell you would go that far as to send Bowser flyin-
Daisy shows Boshi a video of her bitch slapping Bowser towards the distant skies at relative ease on her phone. Instantly causing the blue, edgy yoshi to be flabbergasted once again.
Boshi: ...............HOW!?
Daisy: (Shrugs Casually) What can I say? He's lightweight compared to me. (Gives Boshi a Stern, Warning Glare While Cracking her Knuckles Slowly) And unless you too wanna know what it feels like to sent off into orbit, I advise you to watch what you say about my friends and family. Including my son-
Boshi: (Quickly Runs Off at the Speed of Light in Complete Fear) I'M SORRRRRYYYYYYYYY!
Daisy: ......Huh. Well, whaddya know? (Turns to Yoshi Cheeky Smile on her Face) I guess he really us a bootleg Sonic after all~
Yoshi: (Almost at a Loss For Words) Mom......Were everything you said just now is true?......
Daisy: (Happily Nodded) Yep!.....Well, the Sarasaland having four separate kingdoms part is true, your granddad's still emperor. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) We should really stop by and visiting him one of these days though.....
Yoshi: So does that means you're gonna be an actual empress soneday?
Daisy: ('Sigh') I dunno, maybe? It's gonna be long while till my old man give his title up for anyone. But really, I'd rather not think too deeply on the possibility just yet. (Smiles Softly) Right now, I wanna spend my time here with the people I love.....(Playfully Gives Yoshi a Noogie) And best dino son I could ever ask for, yes you are!~
Yoshi: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Okay, okay, I'm the best~ Now, quit it, will ya? Our day isn't even over yet!
Daisy: (Finally Cease her Antics) Oh alright. I'll stop for not. Let's head to the Fashion Passion Shop next. Lili needs a new pair of shades.
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion as He Starts Walking With to his Mother to Their Next Destination) Lili?
Daisy: Ohhh right! I didn't tell you about her yet....Okay, so, remember that time when your dad and I went off to some old spooky mansion a month or two ago?
Yoshi: Was Death living there or something?
Daisy: ('Scoffs') I wish. But no. Instead, it was owned by a nun.
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