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1000-year-old-virgin · 7 months
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Mariah the Scientist ft. 21 Savage - 77 degrees
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sodatabsandspiders · 2 months
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brought my notebook outside so i can at least pretend to work while i chill in the hammock
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beeduoo · 1 month
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will he burn down the kitchen
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rahleeyah · 1 month
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Worst thing about being a girlie who loves summer and warm weather is that the bugs are also girlies who love summer and warm weather. Risking my life every time I step out my door after dark
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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Doc: Why is Scar chasing Etho and trying to hotguy him? Ren: Etho decided to demonstrate his ability to turn his feet 180 degrees. Scar, shooting at Etho while he runs for his life: BEGONE, FOUL DEMON!
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penaltyboxboxbox · 7 months
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the realization that the hottest its going to be in las vegas while im there is like the coldest it gets in florida.............i am going to turn into a davesicle
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asmoteeth · 6 months
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Remember:
Climate Change -> more heat
More Heat -> your computer temperature rises
Your computer temperature rises -> plastic melts, computer gets destroyed
No more computer -> no more gaming
Save Earth -> Save gaming
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lairn · 3 months
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I just went and read all the posts on my private blog recording my ex-boss’s horribleness and wow, he really sucked shit.
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0bsc3ne · 4 months
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bitches be like "why are you never home :[ i went three days without seeing you :[" and then keep the house at fucking 77. like sorry i don't like spending my free time in a fucking sauna constantly
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livvyofthelake · 1 year
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the thing about soda is that when i drink a coke zero it can theoretically last two hours. i’m a sip girl not a gulp girl. however when i get an orange soda this thing is gone in 20 minutes. and now i no longer have an orange soda :(
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mallratsys · 1 year
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Some older Nomad Crow screenies fo today
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ripeteeth · 2 years
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I'm having a weird brain day (thanks to stress over the U.S. midterm elections), but I've found that forcing myself to log off twitter and instead cooking and cleaning always chills me out and calms me down. My therapist pointed out that doing these things sorta forces everything else to pause in my brain and kinda tricks me into being mindful and slowing down. So anyway, I cooked up a bunch of turkey meatballs and this vegan butternut squash and carrot soup with caramelized onions and roasted garlic. I might make some farro with radicchio and swiss chard in a bit, maybe listen to some more of The British History Podcast (which I highly highly rec). Just, you know, little things.
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sophisticatedswifts · 9 months
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swiftie moment (it feels like the gates of hell have opened up in my front yard)
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cetoddle · 11 months
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godddd i cannot wait until i'm out of here and on my own fuck this house forever
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supercantaloupe · 11 months
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ugh i just want to be able to sit outside for ten minutes without getting fucking swarmed by mosquitoes
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oneshortdamnfuse · 2 years
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Another thing that is absolute crap about having a heat wave in the Northeast in freaking November is that most of the trees are bare so there's no shade. Just relentless sunshine.
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