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#AIB incorrect quotes
httpsclarye · 1 year
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Arisu: Why are you on the floor?
Chishiya: I'm depressed.
Chishiya: Also I was stabbed, can you get Kuina, please
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borderlinebox · 1 year
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okay but what if Chishiya told Y/N to stop eating that one cookie brand; the one where kotoko and the jack of hearts communicated with, because they keep taking them every round and eating them.
but it's their favorite.
and they whine and pout cause chishiya needs them to stick to the plan. and chishiya keeps telling them to try out his cookies instead. but they're all like "im not eating your bland cookies!" and just sits there, all salty
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nirashiyahell · 5 months
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Chishiya : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Niragi : We have heart?
Chishiya : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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shunchitaro · 1 year
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AiB Incorect Quotes
Kuina: What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever done that nobody thinks you’re capable of doing? Niragi: Exist Chishiya: express emotions Arisu: kiss a girl? Tatta: dropping a car on someone and cutting their hand off Niragi:  Niragi: next time we have another game with each other remind me to refrain from calling you names <><><><> Kuina: I’m so happy that people actually care for me Chishiya: Since when have I not cared about you? Kuina: I thought you were incapable of emotions <><><><> Karube: You all are going to die without dating anybody! Chota and Arisu, inspecting their nails: sure <><><><> Niragi, minding his business Chishiya appearing, holding a water gun and a can of gas: Niragi, how do you want me to burn you tonight? Niragi, tired of his antics: Can I just jump off a cliff and kill myself instead <><><><> Chishiya: I feel sick Ann: did he eat something bad? he’s rarely sick Kuina: he accidentally displayed the happy emotion earlier and he thinks he’s going to die Chishiya, getting pale: I haven’t even prepared my funeral Kuina: Stop worrying Chishiya it doesn’t look good on you
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whalyrae · 1 year
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Kuina : I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Chishiya : You people already know too much about me. Arisu : I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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arichishiya · 5 months
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AiB Incorrect Quotes
Arisu: *ready to completely trust Chishiya with his life to execute the plan* Chishiya: I see your value now. Arisu: That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.
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Chishiya: I discovered at a very young age that if I talked long enough I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or the truth is relative.
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Usagi: You've been sexually harassing me since the very first day I arrived at the Beach. Niragi: Sexually harassing? That makes no sense. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
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Arisu: I need you to roleplay as my father so I can digest some stuff. Chishiya: I don't want to be your father. Arisu: Perfect, you already know your lines.
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Arisu to Niragi: You're very confident, I'll say that. Kuina: Yeah but you shouldn't be.
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bloodwrittenballad · 1 year
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chishiya: i have no fears
kuina: what if you lost your white hoodie
chishiya: … i have one fear
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brdpch · 1 year
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chishi's relationship with his father:
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misty-doodles · 1 year
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Drawing @iwroteathesisabouthomosexuals 's incorrect aib quotes
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eletricheart · 1 year
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AIB: incorrect quotes
Y: Okay, Mira, slowly repeat after me. I will not gaslight people.
Mira, nodding: I...will...not...gaslight...people.
Y: Good. Now faster, I will not gaslight people.
Mira: Oh honey, why did you change the phrase?
Y: I didn't.
Mira, with an arched brow: "Are you sure?"
Y, confused: Yes?
Mira, smiling softly: It's okay, let's just go again.
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your-sweet-cookie · 7 months
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Chishiya: Niragi made me mad so I poured gasoline under his truck and watched him poke at it and try to find where the leak was. Niragi, covered in oil and grime from crawling under his truck and going through the engine for four hours: YOU DID WHAT?!
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httpsclarye · 1 year
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Kuina, at Chishiya’s funeral: Can I please have a moment alone with him?
Arisu: Of course.
Kuina, now leaning into Chishiya's coffin: Wake up you lil fucker I know you're not dead
Chishiya, opening one eye: Yeah well no shit
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borderlinebox · 1 year
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Arisu, being depressed: *Slouches on Counter* "I'm a miserable failure."
Chishiya: "Yep, you are."
Arisu: "I've failed my mission."
Chishiya: "Yep, you did."
Arisu: "I could use some words of encouragement here.
Chishiya: "Yep, you could."
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nirashiyahell · 4 months
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Niragi: *nudges Chishiya at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Chishiya? Wake up, Chishiya! Listen! They're sexless! Chishiya: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
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shunchitaro · 1 year
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AIB Incorrect Quotes
TW: blood, amputation Chishiya: Not to pressure you but I’m about to kill you for the umpteenth time today Niragi: You know what you do you I don’t know why you even bother. Kuina: Don’t be flattered Niragi he just wants to test his new DIY weapon on you Niragi: Yeah I figured
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Tatta: If you were to meet a face card, what would you do? Mira: Drive them crazy until they kill themselves Ann: Dissect them. Alive. Chishiya: DIY, easy Kuina: Drop kick them and twist their neck Niragi: empty my bullets down their intestine Ann: How about you Tatta? Tatta: Tatta: ..hit them with a mop? Are you guys okay? Do I need to get you therapy?
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*Tatta leaning on a shipping container, holding his bleeding amputated wrist* Arisu, panicking: T-tatta! I- uh, do you need a hand? Tatta, half offended: I could really use one, yeah.
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Usagi, frustrated with Niragi: Imagine being unable to die. Even hell doesn’t want you Niragi, also annoyed: Imagine falling in love with someone that has a girl’s name when translated to English Arisu, overhearing: Say that one more time and I’ll shove you down a rabbit hole myself. Niragi: Oh I’m sorry Alice, did I offend you?
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*Niragi standing awkwardly outside the hotel after being burnt to a crisp more than once* Aguni: What are you doing here Niragi: Resignation Chishiya: What, hell got too overwhelming for you? Niragi: Actually no hell sent me here, they couldn’t handle me.
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whalyrae · 1 year
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Niragi : What the fuck is wrong with you?! Last Boss : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Niragi : Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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