#AND ITS DRIVING ME FUCKING BONKERS

[emotionalsupportdman]

me: you’ve been single for two years now you can wait to hear back about A’s friend

also me: if i don’t kiss him at midnight on new year’s eve i will literally start eating all the baseboards in the apartment

#please excuse me i had four shots of straight vodka PLUS a root beer rum float #ok for context i came out as trans to my roommates like two weeks ago #AFTER the last time i saw A’s friend who i have a major fucking crush on bee tee dubs #so A’s supposed to relay the news and suss out of he’s still interested #except she’s out of town until after new year’s so I DONT KNOW IF SHES TALKED TO HER FRIEND #AND ITS DRIVING ME FUCKING BONKERS #okay i’m cool now #i mean. pining is at critical levels since i’m essentially six shots in (2 shots worth in the rbrf) but like #ya know #wtf dima

[appleimps]

OoT Ganon makes me go bonkers in the Fucking yonkers

#i really love both WW and TP Ganon. hes not only so handsome but his characterization carries so much weight #and makes me feel so much and love him deeply #but if we're strictly talking about his design then theres something about OoT Ganon that just drives me INSANE #especially his original n64 models. its literally just. peak handsomeness. #his facial structure. the hairline. its literally everything I find SO handsome on one character it #makes my brain EXPLODE holy shit man #i love WW and TP Gans design so much too but idk man... oot Ganon just makes me go bonkers in the FUCKING yonkers dude

[dandyshucks]

need Guz to hug me tightly for like an hour solid oh my god dhdjdkl I went driving for the first time in over a year and I chewed my lip raw 😭😭

I'm starting to look like a caricature of Anxiety with all these physical symptoms and signs LMAO

#this is so ridiculous fhfjdkdl #i do not like driving fjdkdl i know i should not be on the roads #but unfortunately i have to bc i live rural and also my parents insist i ''just need more practice'' #practice is not going to fix the dissociation 😭😭 practice will not fix the Other Drivers being shitty and scary and reckless fjfkdl #it might make it slightly easier bc i wont have to think as hard about shoulder and mirror checks and roadsigns and speed limits #and where i am located on the road and intersection rules and whatnot #but like... it does not fix that i live in a town (and world lol) where ppl are fucking bonkers on the road #i had someone riding my ass for like a full five minutes. we had only two feet btwn us. MAYBE. IF THAT MUCH. #he was BIG mad that i was going the speed limit #and THERES A POLICE STATION LIKE RIGHT NEAR THAT AREA MY GUY IM NOT GONNA GO OVER THE SPEED LIMIT RIGHT THERE LMAO ???? #also im a rule follower usually so i do tend to go Exactly the speed limit fjfkdl #and maaannn that makes people SO fucking angry dhfjdl its impossible to drive Anywhere without having someone right on ur bumper #its so ridiculous like... that's not helping anyone ??? ur not getting to ur destination faster by riding up on somebodys ass ???? hewwo ??? #ANYWAYS. i drove around the neighborhood and then went up the highway and thru some intersections and then into the main core of town #and then i got my dad to take over from there bc it was lunch hour and the core of town is a lawless land at the best of times #MY NERVES ARE FRIED. i need Guz to act as a weighted blanket or one of those pressure therapy vests for me LOL #im like... shaking fhdjsl that was far more than i thought we were going to do for driving today good lord #IM OKAY THOUGH I SURVIVED I DIDNT EVEN HIT A CURB OR ANYTHING #i think I've only hit a curb once so far in all my times driving and that was on my second time driving on a road i think #so pretty good track record... im a very careful driver fjdkdl i work so hard to be safe and drive smoothly #during my driving test the only thing the test guy had to critique was that i waited at an intersection when i could've gone #but the reason i waited was bc i wasnt sure i could make it across the traffic lane before the oncoming vehicle got to us #so it was like. a safe decision overall but a little too hesitant which can actually be unsafe fjdkdl #AUGH ANYWAYS SORRY FOR RAMBLING SM #driving stresses me out so bad and my lip is all raw now and i have so many physical stress symptoms the past few days fhfjdl #after tonight i should be able to calm down a bit hopefully fhfkdl theres a thing we're going to tonight thats been stressing me out so bad #but after tonight it'll be over and hopefully I can get myself settled down again fjfjdkl #dandy.cmd #vent //

[lollytea]

I think Gus would at some point discover stop motion and, realizing he can rope Amity into this bullshit, direct an entire stop motion film using abominations as the puppets. They can move on their own, so he could churn these things out SO FAST. She’s not super interested in it but she’s seen just how insane Gus’s directing skills are and is like “why not bro let’s go.” As if regular stop motion isn’t creepy enough, now Gus and magic are involved. It’s absolutely horrifying.

Also at this point he’s forgotten the login to the Gus13 account so he just. He just makes Gus14. He’s driving the conspiracy theorists crazy. The comments are filled with people wondering if it’s even the same person or just a copycat, but the general consensus seems to be that that’s definitely his voice. The hardcore fans are looking for connections between the films and have pages and pages of ideas, but like… there’s no connection. It’s just whatever Gus thought would be weird. His process is “wouldn’t it be insane if [thing] happened? I’m going to make [thing] happen for my enjoyment.”

HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

#this is also so good and funny that i dont even have anything worthwhile to say in response #ive accepted that the show is never gonna give a gus and amity episode #so i will cling to their brief stopmotion career #i could also see gus being like hey amity could you just. make the abomination move a little bit at a time instead of all at once #and shes like. excuse me?? #cuz gus had looked this up and he wants to do this the authentic human way #but even HE got impatient after an hour of slightly moving them and only five seconds of usable footage #so they go right back to using magic #and god i LOVE Gus's completely innocent antics driving conspiracy theorists pure bonkers #he has NO IDEA of the power he holds its so funny #the gus's fucked up movie saga will never stop being funny

[jacqcrisis]

Coworker who is late by 5-20 minutes every fucking day: I'm a creature of habit!

Me: I noticed.

#jacq life #i cant fucking deal with this man #drives me bonkers #as someone with the time blindness disease who works real hard to not be late #like if youre late every now and then fine who cares happens to me happens to everyone #but when it is every. god. damn. day. to the point i am having to make sure the duties she is supposed to do #are done by me or by someone else #and shes fully capable of getting here earlier (as we have an opening schedule where shes still late) #(but 30 minutes earlier than not opener) #this morning was 'my phone didnt charge last night' #ive heard every excuse under the sun. its driving me insane and im not allowed to say anything cause im not the manager #fucking just get here FIVE MINITES EARLIER AND ILL BE HAPPY

[yoharrysaidshe]

The last two ss being my top 20 but here's my full list if any of u care (first time since like 2019 I'm proud of it enough to share bc its actually quite accurate bc I finally wasn't hacked or harry didn't take up my entire list yayyyy tbh he didn't show up at all wow)

#wrapped #me #music #tp #audio #spotify #9 thousand mins is bonkers tho other yrs I'd have 30k+ #its def bc i usually just go to work scroll on my phone read some mangas watch a show or movie if im lucky play some sims and fuck off 2bed #rinse and repeat #i need to continue my higher education my life is at a standstill and most of time i listen to music it makes my had hurt hence why #I'd just listen to a few things for an hour or so that didnt make my head hurt and stop #and ended with this #had a few road trips one to houston and another to ohio and a lot of drives with friends so thats a lil diff but yah i cant listen to music #for hours upon hours anymore It'll give me a migraine now im a hag 😭

[themyscirah]

This is such a "nobody else has read this comic" moment but like. It kills me every day that we never see Simon's conversation with Amanda Waller in JLA (2013) #5. Like I NEED to know what she said to him in that room. He goes in fully intending to detach himself from all the drama of his origin arc and get the government off his back yet when he leaves he joins Waller's JLA (which is a different, rival entity of the JL at this time). And THEN in JLA comic he's not just on the team, he's one of the more pro-Waller/pro-authority members!!! Which doesn't sound like Simon!!! Like at all! But again this is the Wall we are talking about. And they had a private conversation together! For an unspecified amount of time! That we know nothing about! Like this is Amanda freaking Waller if anyone could say something to make this make sense it would be her. SO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. but also also also we see ANOTHER change of heart from Simon towards Waller (and the government) in Green Lanterns #1! (I think.) Here he's shown being fed up as the government tries to manipulate him for information and to gain power and such and is like keeping tabs on him and his family etc. So obviously he's become disillusioned with this and is not happy about it, which is the kind of reaction you would expect from him! Like that actually makes sense!!!

So its like logically you figure that his characterization in JLA is bad (it is new 52) and doesn't make sense and stems from an ignorance of his character (who had been in literally 16 comics before this. Including cameos. Like bruh just read them) and that's why this doesn't make sense. BUT THERE'S STILL THAT CONVERSATION WITH WALLER. Like I want this to my sense so bad. And my brain knows what Amanda Waller is like like it KNOWS that something could have plausibly happened in that room to make this line up! Like it's Amanda freaking Waller anything could have happened there. I need to know what happened there. I will NEVER know what happened there.

#like its a new 52 comic it makes sense that it wouldnt make sense!!!!!!! but there is this GAP and it is driving me nuts #because if anyone could have said something to make this make sense it would be waller!!!! NEVER underestimate waller!!!! that is how she #gets you. also shadow government plots shes very good at those at well #especially when they explode in everyone's faces including her own #she still comes out swinging #grrrrrr no but this drives me SO bonkers because like AGGGHHHHH and its some random new 52 comic like no one cares but then #I am all like guys lets talk abt the Simon and Amanda Waller dynamic lets talk abt Simon and Waller like NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING ABT #like they met??????? yeah in a nu52 comic that i read in my quest to read every simon baz appearance #im 9999.999% sure dc has totally forgotten this comic existed. the writer probably has too. the only thing its notable for is causing drama #to lead up to forever evil. #anyways just oh my god. the simon and waller missing conversation is insane to me. what the fuck did they say?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #maybe i go crazy bc of this bc theyre both in my top 10 on locg. like ive read a bunch of simon but ive also read ostrander + yale suicide #squad. which is the waller holy grail. and so i am vertifiably insane #only way for this to get more swishy self indulgent is to merge GL and SS even more and bring ben into it #i love ben he just dropped out of my top 10 and im devastated. i should read more ben comics. ive read a good chunk already hes not in that #many. also jess should be there. that would be even more self indulgent and make me crazier #suicide squad comic but you just stuff all swishy's faves in a room and expose them to the wall #wait shit this is giving me ideas now i dont have time for this LOG OFF LOG OFF #what was i saying again????? oh. #blah #simon baz #amanda waller

[astronomy-two-worlds-apart]

AGH I HATE HAVING A CRUSH

#someone needs to give me a lobotomy #that’ll make me better /j #driving me bonkers and insane #i feel so mentally ill when it comes to this #i need a guide on ​how to not fall in love with almost any person who’s nice and cares abt me #GAHHHHHH #mateo.txt #can’t even ignore this shit anymore :/ #I WAS THINKING ABT THEM DURING REHEARSAL YESTERDAY #LIKE OUTBHERE MARCHING #THINKING ABOUT THEM #ITS FUCKING WILD

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

i've been listening to Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi soundtracks at work recently (and the Super Mario RPG OST as well) and i've gotta ask. Why is Thousand Year Door's soundtrack Like That (derogatory)

#i'm not sure i'm necessarily looking for answers #but i was literally sitting there baffled as to why my brain fucking hated most of the songs in the playlist #i'm torn between it being the lack of (hummable) melodies or there only being like 5 instruments total #which makes everything sound the same in this...Ambient Synth Mush #its wild because the PM64 and SPM soundtracks are perfectly fine. It's just this one that drives me bonkers for some reason #and i cant tell if i'm biased or not #TTYD has always felt to me like a generic fantasy rpg that they dropped Mario and co into at the last possible second #i feel like the soundtrack exemplifies that #especially with the underground theme in the titular TYD whose idea was that and why not use that prologue tune #i like that prologue tune (it plays when the crystal stars do their 'unite the world' thing also) #its one of the few tunes i remember lmao #i think its the only melody that pushes through as a motif/theme and plays more than once in the playlist #(please god someone correct me) (does grubba's theme persist at least? the train songs? the x-nauts and grodus? I couldnt tell...) #mlv.txt #also pour one out for the Superstar saga remake ost #god. #that poor thing.

[transarchivist]

uhghg ive been thinking about like. eskew.. a81's city... dark souls dreg heap... i love fucked up places...

#i KNOW theres more fucked up places i cant remember right now its driving me bonkers. #cae speaks

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

i am so stressed and i can’t work out how much of it stems from real things and how much of it is just wholly fiction

#i need someone 2 scan through my entire relationship w/ my family and tell me what’s going on #because idk i am so fucked up about it at the moment its driving me mental #completely bonkers #ur girl’s going off the rails #i will absolutely absolutely be okay i’m just in a State

[doomednarrative]

Tomorrow I will try to write out my meta on John and Hoffman because I dont think yall understand how insane the scenes of them that we get in Saw V make me actually

#something something "john is to blame for how fuckin badly hoffman ended up by saw 7' #i have. many goddamn thoughts and its driving me fucking bonkers #kief rambles about saw

[saltinesinsoup]

honest to god i do not care about oushi's feelings about yuki and itsuomi dating like. womp womp you treat yuki weirdly and insult her and seem to think she can't do as much as someone else because she deaf. womp womp she's dating a guy who's shown genuine interest in her + respects her boundaries + doesn't treat her like some kind of child. like boohoo you couldn't be honest with yourself and her about your feelings and so she's with someone else.

#jaytalking #its not even that i hate him i just think that he needs someone to tell him that he treats yuki like a child who's incapable #he got so pissed off when he ran into her at night when she was going to meet itsuomi like ???? she's grown. she can handle herself #his ableism that he's blind too bc he thinks hes special bc he learned sign language as a child bc he had a crush drives me fucking bonkers

[ifoundg0d]

"where are you going"

"i dont know"

"what do you mean you dont know"

"i dont know, im just going out"

??????? going out where ???????

what is the issue ???

#its snowing and he didnt even text me to tell me :( #like i get ur tired and drained but come on #like ik you like to drive me fucking bonkers but ???? #what do u mean you dont know ????

[korraavaatu]

can I make a formal request that people stop trying to add accents into their dialogue? I have no idea what accent you're even trying to accomplish most of the time AND it (at least as I've seen it lately on here) is like a shorthand for "not white" (with the only exception being some fucking white southern gone with the wind bs...). If you want to get another culture to come across in your writing, try slang or common sayings. Nothing makes me think southern like "y'all" or "bless your heart" (good and fine). And nothing makes me think that the writer is lazy like adding an accent when what you actually mean is "person of color" (bad and racist) because--even though you're writing fanfic, the reader apparently can't figure out who's talking unless you add that shit in

#i have it so that some things get recommended from tags i like and this mostly works #but sometimes its this. and it drives me. bonkers #this is unfortunately about spiderverse (but also the last of us you guys have GOT to lay off the thick accent jesus christ) #but at least the last of us one is just an annoyance #the spiderverse one--did you guys actually listen to Miguel's dialogue? have you heard oscar isaac speak? #its like you went 'hispanic!' and decided not only to insert random spanish (poorly) but also to stereotype his accent #strangely enough even though peter b is also from new york he doesn't seem to have accented dialogue. strange that. wonder why #i dont even want to know what's happening with hobie fics. i cant imagine anyone is adapting cockney accents well... #just. give them dialogue the way they would say it. you dont need the accent if we know who they are #this was a rant im sorry. accents in written language have always been a pet peeve. #jk rowling did it SO fucking often with SO many non white or poor/uneducated characters and it is VERY transparent #i say so many obviously relative to how many she actually had which. well #jkr fucking sucks anyway dont be like her

[nereidprinc3ss]

hii! could i request something w spence where he asks uni reader to move in with him and r is kinda nervous about it please🙏🙏 love all of ur fics, and thanksss 🫶🫶🫶

yass this is super cute!!!! thank you for the request, hope i did it justice

warnings/tags: fluff!! a teensy bit suggestive at the end if u squint... i cant help myself. i'm an animal

requests are open! sfw and nsfw welcome

(a/n: this is probably an awkward spot to put this but I didn't wanna make a whole other post: THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT!!! i have gained over 100 followers since i last posted and have over 1k notes on both of my recent works thats literally bonkers insane crazy town ACTUALLY. i love hearing your thoughts and reactions to my work even if its just a silly little comment. so yeah. thanks and so much love to u ALL)

“So basically, I’m not allowed in the dorm except to sleep because she always has her boyfriend over, and I told her that’s literally insane—I’m paying thousands of dollars to be there just like her. If she wanted privacy she should have gotten a single. She can’t just lock me out of our shared bedroom all the time! I live there!” 

You’re stabbing violently at your food by the time you finish your verbal tirade. 

“Okay, maybe put the knife down before you hurt yourself,” Spencer suggests, readying a hand to take the implement away from you if necessary. The knife clatters against your plate as you drop it. 

“She’s driving me fucking crazy,” you mumble, rubbing your eyes until you see fireworks. “And the housing department said I don’t have grounds to transfer rooms, so I’m stuck with her for the rest of the year.” 

There’s no reply from your boyfriend, and a pang of guilt in your chest makes you look up at him again. His expression, as so often is the case, is inscrutable. 

“I’m sorry for ranting. I’m really happy to see you and I don’t mean to ruin dinner, I just—” 

“You could stay with me,” he interrupts. 

You blink. 

“Like... when she locks me out?” 

Spencer laughs self-consciously. 

“No, like... permanently.” 

For a moment you just gape at him like an idiot, trying to comprehend his offer. 

He wants you to move in... with him. Permanently. He wants to live with you. 

You realize you’ve been staring at him for far too long, and you lean back, inhaling deeply as the world launches into motion again. 

“That’s... a big step, Spence,” you breathe. His eyes scan you head to toe, and you realize he’s most definitely analyzing your body language. 

“You don’t have to say yes. It was just an offer,” he shrugs, standing up and clearing the plates from the table.  

“Wait,” you call, following him to the kitchen. “Are you upset now because I leaned away from you when you asked?” 

He turns from the counter, looking at you blankly. 

“Of course not. That would be ridiculous.” 

Oh, he totally is. 

You tentatively step forward, gently lacing your fingers through his—but unable to meet his eyes.  

“It’s not that I don’t want to,” you begin gingerly, “but I’m... I’m not done with school. We always said I would move in once I graduated.” 

“That’s an arbitrary limitation we set for ourselves. There are plenty of ways to get you from here to campus every day.” 

“But you’re not even here sometimes. I would just be alone.” 

“You would have the whole apartment to yourself. You would have my bed. You wouldn’t have to share a shower with an entire floor of college students anymore. And ultimately, we would get to spend a lot more time together.” 

You try to speak but find your throat is tight. Spending more time together is exactly what you’re afraid of. 

“What’s your real objection here?” he asks quietly, running his thumb back and forth over the underside of your wrist. You swallow, watching the motion of his hand.  

“I’m afraid, that if we move in together... you’ll stop liking me.” The words come out paper thin, barely audible. 

And he laughs. Your teary eyes dart up, surprised by the reaction—slightly hurt, even. 

“I’m sorry, sweetheart, I’m not laughing at you,” Spencer says, sobering up when he sees your baleful expression. “I just can’t believe you think I’d stop liking you.” He wipes away the tears beading on your eyelashes delicately. “I’m in love with you. Neurologically that is pretty hard to undo.” 

You study his face, looking for any sign of hesitation or dishonesty. All you find is pure fondness in the curve of his lips; utter devotion in the soft set of his eyes. 

“You promise you won’t start hating me as soon as I move in?” 

“I promise.” 

You lean against his chest, craning your neck to look up at him. 

“I can be pretty annoying.” 

“I think I can handle it.” 

“I take really long showers.”  

He kisses you softly. “Me too. I’m sure we can figure out a way to conserve water.” 

Despite your reservations you smile against his lips. 

“Okay?” he asks. 

“Okay.” 

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