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matoitech · 1 year
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do u ever see some cis persons oc from like their webcomic or something and they’re like he’s a cis man and ur looking at this guy and ur like no he is not but like small webcomic not like a tv show or something sort of deal here not gonna say shit. let’s just say if u change ur mind the transes r not gonna be surprised. this isn’t gender exclusive or whatever btw it is just based off a real example in my mind
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i-need-air · 4 years
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Meeting small Hawks.
Pairing: Hawks x Reader.
Summary: HCs about what would happen if you're sent in the past (thanks to a villain quirk) with Hawks and meet tiny Hawks.
Notes: Love the "Their kid came from the future because of this quirk thingy and now they meet their daddas" so I thought what would it be if we reversed it. Hope you enjoy! ♥
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× you coincidentally ran into each other (which happened often) when you were both patrolling
× he's always so smug and flirty with you but today he was extra about it
× like holy shit this man knows how to compliment but whatever, no big deal
× the thing is you're just at the point where you kinda lowkey are realizing you have feelings for this smug idiot but you're also kinda denying it because Hawks screams trouble, also you don't trust him; does he flirt like this with anyone??? why is he teasing you so much????? he's too hot to be real???????
× he was praising you because you reached Top 20s when someone screamed for help
× a young kid recognized you both and told you that there's a robbery he escaped from, explaining there are some guys at a jewelry store near-by so y'all just rush there
× well you kinda fell behind cuz he's like already in front of the store talking to the masked robbers like they're just chatting about the weather, although he was just negotiating and telling them casually to let the employees and the civilians inside the store out
× so when he sees you tho, he winks at you and in a blink the robbers were on the ground
× so you just alright then fucking show off 😒 because he waited for you to see him be a little shit
× so while everything is settling, you both going inside the store to check on everyone, he twists his head fastly towards you then rushes to your frame, grabbing you while you turn just in time to see another masked robber (seems he was hiding) that was about to touch your shoulder. although Hawks pulled you to him just in time, so he was barely tapped on the cheek instead of you
× and then you see white
× so when you can finally see again around you, a sensation of dizziness running through your body, you notice Hawks hugging you like really, really tight
× also... did the villain teleport you? both of you were in what seemed a random office building or sumthn
× he brushes it off but you can see that he's worried because y'all fucked up man
× he's scolding himself, he should've paid more attention but you were there, existing, so stunning and the way you rolled your eyes at him? gorgeous, like pls do it again he's a simp for u & now he's paying the price for it like boy–
× anywho! he looked around and sent some feathers to just map the place while you were trying to figure out wth was going on
× meanwhile Hawks was just noticing stuff; he knew these halls, he knew that three doors from there, he'd take Hero History class, he knew the floor below them was a training ground, he knew the door just behind them was where he–
× so you were confusion to say at least, looking at the plain white walls, searching for something, anything actually
× doors had signs on them but very vague, like that one door with the letter K on it, the others labeled C1, C2 and C3, everything spotless and dead looking
× "Sorry, dove, hate to interrupt that cute and intense thinking face of yours but we have to bolt" he said, pointing at the cameras
× so y'all just hide, you thinking without purpose but he was actually leading you somewhere, that somewhere being a floor below
× "we've been seen here and we shouldn't be" or more likely this place should have been destroyed years ago he thought but dreaded the thought of the Commission finding another kid like him
× you question where you're going but he just smirks at you
× there's no people anyway but you avoid places where cameras are pointing at so it makes you feel suspish, but you trust #2 Hero's judgment; he was #2 for a reason, right?
× you reach a door with a sign saying Surveillance and you ooooooooh real smooth for a second, big bird brain there
× and he has no difficulty unlocking it with two of his feathers (him winking at you again, show off pt. 2)
× you're basically ordered to look-out mainly cuz he didn't want you to catch a glimpse at the cameras; if the commission was doing this again, it should be Top Secret
× but what he doesn't fucking expect is to see you on the screen, legit full in the middle of the camera view (pls he cries inside why did u guys avoid all the cams–) and a tiny frame approaching you
× mainly same energy as And I OOP– plus moment of realization
× back to you: looking around super-sneaky until you hear a noise and you decide to explore around the corner but when you find nothing you turn around
× "Uhm, who are you?" you hear a tiny voice behind you and you jump in place because holy shit it was so quiet and now someone's there and you almost die of a heart attack
× turning around, ready to fight, you just find a tiny human being
× adorable human being with... weird similar eye-markings like Hawks and tiny, fluffy, adorable red wings
× you die in the spot cuz???????? adorable child cosplaying the guy you like?????????????? wait what? like? uhm bad brain bad
× so you just crouch down to his height and smile at the baby while he looks at you with big confused yellow eyes that are waaaaay too similar to Hawks'; and that freaks you out, did the mf have a love child or something because they're copy-paste
× "Are you my new teacher?" he asked again, small smile on his features and hnnnggg ♥
× but you shake your head, telling him you're just passing by
× he looks a lil disappointed but nods, fidgeting with the Endeavor in his hands, to which you laugh quietly
× "so you're a Hawks fan I see?"
× he blinks at you, golden eyes wide with confusion and he asks "who?" and u OOP–
× the kid knows who Endeavor is or at least has a plushie of him but is cosplaying as Hawks and never heard of him like??? unless??????? you calm yourself and chill because maybe he didn't know who Endeavor is and he thought it was a random toy and the cosplaying you had no actual excuse for but even worse when he just:
× "but I am a big fan of Endeavor, see?" he said, small excitement coming from him, toy still in his hands now raised in front of your vision, smol chubby hands hounding it safely but proudly
× hnnnngggg ♥ ♥
× "what's your name, little angel?" you ask him as you really try to connect the dots here
× "I'm Takami Keigo and I just moved here" he smiled at you so softly "I'm here to become a hero like Endeavor"
× you'd have to search for Hawks now because this was very, very suspicious but for now you just loved the little kid, deciding you wanted one (maybe you should snatch him 👀)
× and talking about your favorite winged hero, he was having a mental breakdown in the Surveillance room, no biggie; he figured it out while looking at the rooms on the screens, specially the training area, and then at his mini-self talking to you
× so he sends some feathers to you to drag you back to him discreetly
× nothing can be discreet with you because as you were telling smol Keigo that he's gonna be the best hero ever and so on, a feather tapped you on the back and you just screech cuz WHO DAT, you turn to see the feather and feel your soul coming back into your body
× but tiny Keigo sees it too and he's thrilled because look look i can do that too! but with smol feathers and your soul just departs from your person yet again
× because that ain't a cosplay
× that is Hawks.
× while you stop functioning as way-too-adorable-baby-Hawks uses his feathers lift the Endeavor toy to your hands, you just take it and stare
× "did you like it?" golden eyes shining proudly at you; hnnnggggg ♥️♥️♥️
× snapping out of it, you compliment him telling him he's the coolest while taking the toy from him and try to catch one of his feathers jokingly, making him do a cute giggle
× and Keigo, this time big boy Keigo is waiting behind the corner because he really doesn't want to be seen by himself? one feather waiting on the key set to delete all video footage, prepared to bolt the shit out of there yet... he was just waiting for something, not even knowing what himself
× yet he knew as you made mini-him (?) (he's still having an existencial crisis) laugh again his heart squeezes, but he doesn't have time to savor it anymore
× "Keigo, where did you go?" a male voice startled the 3 of you and you p a n i c™
× but not as much as big Hawks tho, he sends all his feathers to drag you away instantly
× the last image on smol baby Hawks is him being startled as he tried to reach for you as you were forcefully yanked away, a suited up man appearing, catching a glimpse of you for a second then alarms blowing everywhere
× Hawks had it all planned as he yanked you to his body, rushing towards an opened window, commanding his feather to delete the security footage and going back to him
× and when he jumped, you in his arms, you saw white again
× you both appear in the same location that you vanished from, just in the middle of the jewelry store as cops were walking around, secluding the zone
× Congrats, you gave the cops a frighten; good times 💕
× so you're in his arms (a g a i n but nobody's complaining 👀)
× and he just smiles down at you so tenderly you almost shiver in place, never seeing that face on him before and it makes you feel Things™, he just runs his hand on your shoulder blade as he wraps his wings closer to you two, cops just startled and confused but none of you cared
× you wanted to touch his cheek as you're finally embracing your feelings after what just happened
× you're looking at Takami Keigo
× so you move your hand and something falls out of your embrace, since y'all are high on adrenaline it spooks the f outta both
× looking at your side you see the Endeavor toy, a small, fluffy feather stuck in its small toy belt
× and you panic because yOu basically just fucking stole a toy from a little kid and you're about to tear up and he just looks at you with his brows raised cuz my boy wasn't expecting that
× "Hey, hey, it's okay" he says through a chuckle, stop being so adorable
× but no it's not okay? the smol baby loved Endeavor and you took the toy and you keep calling mini-keigo smol baby and Hawks' heart is playing heavy metal in his chest and he has this goofy stupid adorable smile on his face and
× he leans down to kiss you
× soft, sweet, he breathes you in yet keeps the smile on his lips
× "Mini-me didn't mind, I'm sure" (white lies, white lies)
× but you, all flustered, just panic again because AAAAA and you just give him the toy, telling him you're some years later but it's his to which he sees ✨ ✨ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ✨ ✨ in his mind around you while you ramble and talk and blush and oh god he loves you– wait what.
× "Well, little dove, I think I have some explaining to do" he whispered above your lips, taking in your flushed face (was living for the moment ngl) "How about we talk about it while we grab lunch? Hmm?"
× "I'd like that, Hawks."
× "Oh, when we're alone, you know what to call me." he whispered in your ear then turned to the police officers that just witnessed everything...
× wait, is that a crowd of people outside with their phones out?
× oh fu–
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hysterialevi · 6 years
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Lotus pt. 12 (Batjokes)
Author’s note: *winks*
From Bruce’s POV
A FEW HOURS LATER
“I know you’re trying to create a myth,” Alfred warned, his tone sharp yet soft with care, “but be careful you don’t turn into a monster. Don’t let tombstones be your family legacy, Bruce.”
What? I thought to myself, trying to make sense of what was going on.
Why could I hear Alfred? Why did all this seem so familiar? ...Was I...was I dreaming? I couldn’t even remember the last thing that happened before I passed out, and right now, the entire world around me was black. 
All I could see was Alfred himself standing in the middle of the darkness, tending to an ornate fireplace with his back facing me. I began to approach the butler, but before I could even take two steps, a vicious fire instantly consumed him and incinerated his body, replacing him with a new figure:
Harvey Dent.
The District Attorney glared nefariously at me, his dead eyes narrowed with hatred as a coin shimmered in between his fingers. He looked exactly as I remembered him, and the closer I got, the more I could see fresh embers dancing around him.
“...H-Harvey?” I called out, admittedly missing my old friend. But the feeling wasn’t mutual.
“Up until now,” he growled, “Harvey’s been weak. He’s been afraid.” The man peeled off his prosthetic, unveiling the charred, grotesque flesh underneath as he pointed at me.
“This...this is the monster they all know that you are. EMBRACE IT!” 
Harvey’s expression immediately changed to remorse as he grabbed his hair in frustration, averting my gaze out of guilt.
“No...no! Oh god, this is what you wanted to see, isn’t it? The FREAK!”
Once again, violent flames burst around him and engulfed his body, unveiling yet another familiar face in his position. Though this time, it was someone I had hoped to never see again: Lady Arkham.
The woman let out a low, wicked chuckle, her disturbing mask barely visible through the shadows.
“Bruce Wayne,” Lady Arkham mocked, her voice echoing in the emptiness. “He’d never be the man Batman is. He only looks out for himself. Ah, but of course...now I understand. As Batman, you can prey upon the weak. The defenseless. Just like your father did. A true Wayne!”
The fire reappeared more and more frequently now, practically flying through every person I’d ever encountered in my whole life as they all said their own piece to me, their voices mashing up into one giant mess now.
“Take a gander at us now. Night and day. You’d hardly recognize us, would you--?”
“--The paths may diverge, but they end in the same place. Face down in an alley. Shot in the dark by criminals, in some godforsaken corner of Gotham--”
“--Maybe Batman’s made Gotham more dangerous. Kinda upped the bar for these freaks--”
“--Such a pretty way of sayin’ killin’ a person. I hadn’t taken you for such a ruthless fella--”
“--Wake up, Bruce. You need to wake up--!”
“--Bruce! ...BRUCE!”
Snapping my eyes open with a jolt, I was greeted by a pale face looming over me as its eccentric green eyes stared at me curiously, leading me to immediately recognize them. John.
“Buddy!” He exclaimed out of relief. “You looked like you were having a nightmare there...thought I should wake you up. Though, I suppose I’ve only brought you into another one, huh. How do you feel?”
Glancing at my surroundings, I sat up and found myself in a bed, all bandaged up and taken care of. The room around me was vibrantly colored with green and purple, and on one of the walls, I spotted a collection of framed photos arranged in the shape of a smiley face. Some of them included people like Dr. Leland, Harley, and even Batman...but the majority of them were pictures of...me. 
How long had he been gathering these photos? A few of them looked like they dated back to a number of years ago, and I was pretty sure I hadn’t even met John yet. Had he been following me all this time? Just...watching my life? Frankly, I didn’t know if I was flattered or freaked out. But that wasn’t the only thing John had of me.
Sitting on a desk underneath the mounted album, there was a handmade doll next to a music box, its button eyes staring blankly at me as a haunting melody chimed in the background. Red paint had been smeared all over the doll’s face, and a piece of black cloth covered its nose and mouth...just like me.
“Where...where are we?” I croaked, still in pain from the shock Waller gave me.
“Don’t you recognize it?” John asked. “We’re at the Funhouse. This is where you found me after those Agency pigs tried to kill me and Harley. This was the last time you and I were ever friends. But then you had to go and...blow it all up!”
I glared at John, coaxing an apology out of him.
“Sorry, sorry. Dr. Leland says I have a hard time letting things go. I know you were only doing what you thought was right. No one can blame you for that...even if it did almost get me shot.”
Ignoring his previous statement, I threw my legs over the edge of the bed and braced myself, only to have a concerned John block my path.
“Hey, hey -- be careful” he comforted. “Even though I’ve tended to most of your wounds, I still don’t know if you’ve completely recovered. Do you feel okay, buddy?”
I couldn’t deny that John’s compassion threw me off-guard a bit, and the more he fretted over me, the more I started to suspect what his true motives really were. I paid no mind to his question, and instead, got straight to the point.
“Why are you being so kind to me?” I asked, remaining on the bed.
John seemed baffled by that. “What do you mean? Why wouldn’t I be? I told you before, Brucie. I love you.” He gave me a warm smile. “...You’re my better half.”
I let out a breath, trying to understand the clown’s logic.
“It wasn’t too long ago that you wanted to kill me. Why do you suddenly care so much? Why haven’t you given up on me like the rest of this goddamn city?”
John frowned. “I never actually wanted you to die! If I did, I wouldn’t have given you that gas mask. I was just so...angry and so annoyed with everything you had done -- I wanted to get some revenge. But murdering you was never on my to-do list. You...you mean too much to me. I’m not sure I’d ever be able to sleep again if I killed you. Though...I guess you’ve already died once, haven’t you. Thanks to Harley.”
I scoffed, shaking my head. “...No. I wasn’t that lucky.” 
Searching around the room for a second, I came to a pause when I noticed that a certain someone was missing. 
“Where is Harley, anyway?”
The other man fell silent.
“...In a cell, probably.”
That took me by surprise. “What are you talking about?”
“Waller tried to arrest you back at City Hall,” John explained, “so Harley and I jumped in -- quite literally, actually. At first, things were going swell, but somewhere in the chaos, Harley got overwhelmed by Waller’s people, and you were still unconscious after being zapped. I tried to save both of you, but there wasn’t enough time, so I...I...”
“...You gave her up to rescue me.” I concluded.
“Do you believe me when I say I love you now? I’d do anything for you, Bruce. Anything. Especially if it means burning Gotham to the ground.”
John leaned forward, laying his hand on top of mine. “I promise...I’ll never abandon you again. Ever. You...you do believe me, don’t you? You still have faith in me -- your old buddy, John? U-Unless...the stitch is truly broken. In that case, just say the word...and we’ll just go our separate ways. You’ll never hear from me again. It’ll be as if I don’t even exist. Just like old times.”
Without even thinking about it, I mindlessly tightened my grip on John’s hand and pulled him closer, afraid he’d slip away if I let go. 
The action caused the lovestruck clown to gaze at me in a hopeful manner, his eyes widened with surprise as he wondered if there was a chance I’d finally forgive him. I didn’t even realize I was holding the man so close until he took a seat on the bed beside me, patiently waiting for a response as I tried to hide the tears that threatened to spill.
“...Bruce?” John softly asked, still as a statue. I glanced upwards, unable to restrain myself from breaking down.
“You know,” I whispered, “when I woke up in that morgue a week ago...no one was there. Not Waller, not Tiffany, not Avesta...not even Alfred. I was all alone. Just some botched science experiment who had been left for dead, and couldn’t even be given a proper burial. This...this is the first time I’ve woken up with someone at my side. And it’s the man I had the least amount of faith in.”
John caressed my cheek, stroking affectionately. “Well, it’s not like you had no reason to doubt me. I know I hurt you a lot at Wayne Enterprises, but I won’t leave you alone again, Bruce. I’m here till the end. You know that.”
“I’m not afraid of being alone,” I corrected. “...I’m afraid of being forgotten.”
The other man brought me into an embrace, resting his head on my chest.
“Then there’s no need to be scared. Because no matter how this ends, I guarantee that ‘Joker’ and ‘Lazarus’ are gonna be two names Gotham will never forget. It’s possible we could die, I know, but at least we’ll go out with a bang! And I’ll have you right next to me, whether we’re in the Funhouse or in the grave.”
I smiled at him. “...Thank you, John. I just...I don’t want to fight alone anymore.”
He returned the smile, scooting closer. “You never were.”
Before I could say anything further, John suddenly guided me into an amorous kiss and tied his arms around me, gradually pushing me down to the mattress underneath. 
At first, I was frozen with surprise and simply lay still, unsure of how to react. I certainly wasn’t expecting our conversation to lead to this, but as time passed on, I eventually warmed up to it and kissed John back, combing a hand through his hair while the other tugged at his collar.
For a while, the two of us stayed like that and continued to shower each other with kisses, not worrying about the outside world. I had no idea where Waller was, or if Bane had even succeeded in blowing Gotham Bridge to hell -- and at the moment -- I didn’t care. Right now, all that mattered to me was John. Nothing more, nothing less. 
Breaking the kiss for just a second, I rolled over and flipped our positions so that I was above the other man. Almost instantly, I felt John’s curious hands roaming up my back as they brushed over every ridge and savored the warmth, steadily making their way up to my shoulders. 
By now, John had slid off his jacket and unbuttoned his shirt, revealing the porcelain skin beneath as he tossed the obstacle aside. It was pretty clear he had been wanting this for a while, and with every passing minute, more and more of our clothes found their way onto the floor, leaving nothing between us.
Hooking an arm around John’s bare waist, I smothered my lips on his own and practically flattened myself on top of him, locking our bodies together. His face and ears were flushed pink now, and the lower I worked my way down his frail chest, the more he seemed to drift into another world.
“I love you, Bruce,” John suddenly breathed out. “More than the world.”
I paused mid-action and climbed over him again, pecking a tender kiss on his forehead.
“...I love you, too, John. You’ll always be my light outside of Arkham.”
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