#Astarion's ass

[thechaoticdruid]

That's it! I'm making another Asstarion appreciation post. I will not allow the slander of people calling him flat to stand.

Do you not see the curve of them cheeks!?

I might just mod BG3 just so I can get good pictures of this. No one calls my bby flat!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #Asstarion supremacy #flatstarion truthers must be purged #i'm right and you know it #i have receipts #astarion my beloved #Astarion's ass #Druid is triggered #asstarion #asstarion is the only truth #*intense breathing* #Astarion's butt.

[sky-scribbles]

Something I love about confronting Cazador is how he obviously never processes that Astarion has friends until it's too late.

Petras and Dalyria must have mentioned that Astarion wasn't alone when they met him, but when you read Cazador's journal? He's 100% fixated on Astarion. How Astarion stood in the sun, how Astarion was willing and able to disobey him. And when Astarion shows up, Cazador barely acknowledges the party at all - and sure, that's partly because this is Astarion's moment in the narrative, but Cazador doesn't so much as ask why these random strangers are there! They're not part of his plans, so they don't exist.

And then they immediately save his errant spawn from the ritual and start beating his ass.

Just. What must have been going through Cazador's head when that fight starting turning against him? 'Is that... the Blade of Frontiers? Why is a monster hunter - and is that a cleric? - helping a vampire spawn? An undead? Ah, but they must be treating it as a necessary evil to have a chance to slay me, of course - hold on, why is the cleric healing Astarion? Why does that wizard keep Counterspelling everything I'm casting at Astarion, why waste the spells when I'm not even targeting him? Did... did that druid just cast Daylight on Astarion's weapons? And that brute of a tiefling - that's not just disgust in her eye when she looks at me, it's fury - and she keeps putting herself in front of Astarion, why in the hells would she - she's running right at me- '

I hope that one of the last things Cazador ever knew was the choking realisation that Astarion didn't just come back strong, or free. Astarion came back loved.

#god it was so cathartic to wreck his pasty ass #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #astarion ancunin #cazador szarr #sky plays bg3

[doodaddlesart]

companion of the week.

Astarion has negative gold stars

#bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach #bg3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate 3 #astarion fanart #karlach #karlach cliffgate #karlach fanart #astarion #bit my ass

[spainstateofmind]

#update: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T FEED HIM BEFORE LOCKPICKING PLEASE STOP BEATING MY ASS IN THE TAGS 😭😭😭 #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

[dorindameddler]

just absolutely annihilated

#get his ass #bg3 lb #astarion #shadowheart

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #my art #gabby plays bg3 #shadowheart #and #lae'zel #are also here #anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy..... #astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now #matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands] #i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny #to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing #matt marja

[sweetmapple]

New ick unlocked

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #steel watch #gale dekarios #lae'zel #astarion #I could tell from his design that this chara was made for me #until #i saw his fugly ass shoes #it was an antagonist fucker's nightmare #got no rizz with those ice plow looking boots #also where my ignoble hat enjoyers at??

[ugukun]

Karlach attracts white-haired elves like heat vents attract cats

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #shadowheart #karlach #bg3 #getting 3 chibis to interact is a struggle actually #big ass heads are in the way!!

[aaliyrah]

the boys are passenger princes who need big strong women to save them

#im also tired of throwing astarions ASS LIKE #also bg3 revived me hi guys #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #gale #wyll #bg3 shitpost

[wraith-t0wn]

I drew the bg3 cast as ponies. Apparently the only autism I got was the gay pastel pony and the gay high fantasy rpg autism and not the math and science autism I GUESS.

Oh and bonus bloodweave bc I’m obsessed with them

Will be updating with Jaheira and Minsc + alt designs for Astarion and Halsin whenever I get to them!!! :3

#this blew up on tiktok and I’m scared #mlp fim #mlp fim bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #astarion #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #lae’zel #bg3 lae’zel #shadowheart #shadowheart is such an mlp ass name #she probably liked luna as a kid didnt she #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 karlach #karlach #i bet she liked Fluttershy #halsin #bg3 halsin #minthara #bg3 minthara #bloodweave

[astarionappreciator]

under discussed astarion fact is that he's sooooo obnoxious about publicly showing affection for his partner. like when durge refers to themself as a leaking blood bag he goes "aww, but you're *my* leaking blood bag". if you hiss at that cat he says "well, at least you purr for me ;)". the full on two handed ass grab during his kiss animation. the man cannot keep his hands to himself or his mouth shut

#i love him so much #astarion #bg3 #EDIT: not sure if the ass grab is still there as of patch 6 unfortunately

[mayhasopinions]

bloodweave nation come get yalls juice

#posted this the other day and it flopped sooooo here :] #love that it's canon that astarion has his cunty fancy ass nightclothes meanwhile theres mfing GALE with his 0 drip negative rizz pjs #bloodweave #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #astarion bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

[sorry-i-forgot]

astarion: yeah my former master gave me these scars

my oath of vengeance paladin:

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #thats it #thats the post #meme #bg3 memes #astarion #it helps that her patron god is ilmater #since like day 5 shes been hell bent on killing cazador #i can just image astarion getting forced into the ritual and then screaming “my girlfriend is going to kick your ass!” #she's so scary #kal thoughts #absynthe

[dilfpassing]

"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"

Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"

#my art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate #astarion #astarion ancunin #minsc #minsc of rashemen #minscstarion #i swear to god i will create an audience for this stupid ass ship if it kills me #i dont think theyd ever harbor romantic feelings but spawn astarion would climb that man like a tree #do you see my vision #please

[itsafreetrialofdeath]

master tacticians at work

#my art #bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 mol #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 raphael #supposed to be a quick little haha funny chess dog redraw #got sidetracked rendering raph and just kept going whoops #(he’s my favorite character) (I want to attack him <3) #and yes he is eating the pieces whenever mol turns around #anyways my tadpolyculeTM is dumb of ass (minus gale) cause I always change their stats #so thank GOD he was there to just give me the answer

[moxley]

i had not seen the "durge/astarion is canon!" post until earlier today with that discord screenshot and honestly ... a writer being like "i managed to shove in all this extra content for astarion/dark urge, but then we simply ran out of time for the other characters" is not good, actually. that doesn't mean your ship is the most canon. it means that astarion kept getting extra attention and other companions kept getting neglected. that other companions simply do not have the amount of content astarion has is not a good thing, it is a bad thing.

and like i'm saying this as someone who really loves astarion/durge. it's unplatable to me and that larian writers are sitting in fan discords going "yeah we just didn't do that for other characters but somehow i found the time for this!" is kind of gross to me

#tal.png #wyll im talking about wyll. wyll has smth like 8 hours dialogue and astarion has smth like 13. #im talking about karlach's unfinished ass storyline im talking about halsin's no content im talking a #eta: i am muting notifs on this post because... it is... breached of the containment. mssg me if you need me to say anything tho.