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drunkdumbfucker · 17 days

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Yearly reminder that yes, Jushiro is still enjoying his quiet days in the countryside as a retired Gotei 13 captain™.

he still lives in Ugendo because after all he was the one who built these quarters and there's enough room for all his family to chill at his side on random days now that they can barge in at any moment without any care about any third seat's wrath

and it's far away enough from the thirteen squad barracks that he doesn't feel like intruding, but if anyone ever has any need of his advice they can knock at his door or leave a note, even dozens of years after he retired

he's learned to bake pies.

tons of pies, tons of flavors, but tooooo many pies.

I'd like to imagine Jushiro with tons of nieces and nephews at his side, they're his most fervent listeners even though their parents have all warned them that he's full of shit. they won't believe anyone, Jushiro's the most serious and nicest of adults. (they're all at least 500+ years old but boy oh boy are they naive when it comes to Jushiro's quiet wrinkled smile and serene walk around the pond) and most of all he's the most generous of all (he gives so much food and stuff because the nieces and nephews all have kids of their own and oh my god those are the most spoiled)

if anyone visits Jushiro in Ugendo on any given day, there'll always be a kid bouncing on his knee, enamoured with the beautiful white braid resting on Jushiro's shoulder.

then somehow Shunsui will appear

"no no no I don't have any meeting my dearest!!!! what do you mean you have read my schedule?? haahaha it's a fake schedule anyhoo let me hold this wonderful face of a papoopeepoobaby!!!"

and yes Shunsui WILL appear at any given time! because Jushiro's grand-nephews/nieces are his own too and

Shunsui is Captain Commander but everyone knows he's been wanting to retire for years too, and it's always been about temporarily filling the spot Yama-ji left empty

and he's been more and more less here, slowly preparing everyone for the moment he'll step down. Everyone understands the situation. Who gives a shit about responsibility, nobility, logic? Shunsui's payed his debt to a thousand, and he shall pay it to the end of his days because one does not step down from being Captain Commander just like that. He'll always be there for the Gotei.

But all in all, everyone knows, it's all about Jushiro, and how even Jushiro pays away his debt by attending captain meetings or helping out squads in need of urgent back up or even holding classes at the Shin'o Academy. It seems everyone understands deeply how their origin can't even be found etched in stone, the first tales of their deeds have disappeared around drunken murmurs and apologetic rumors. Time set it all on fire, bits by bits. So much knowledge dusted away, and only the mirth in their glances will hold witness of such existence.

So of course, if any newcomer dares comment on the way the 13 Squad's former captain has no place in the current affairs of doing, because it's none of their business now that he's retired, of course they'll receive an informal spanking and will instantly be taught respect.

AND of course if anyone dares criticize Shunsui's laziness, they'll be laughed at because haha hahahahaha the Captain Commander's the least lazy person in the world so who the fuck are you to even say that??

I need the entire shinigami population to finally recognize that these two bitches are old and deserve some rest. They deserve to enjoy quiet days in the sun, eating juicy strawberries stolen from a sibling's garden, shutting off the entire spiritual realm's pressure so they can cloudgaze and pick at each other's perfect lips.

Jushiro's retirement's just an excuse for Shunsui to join retirement too.

I need them to spend so much fucking time babysitting everybody's kids because they are the best and they enjoy kids so much, it's not even a chore gosh oh my good look at this fucker Jushiro she's walking look look LOOOOK!!!!!!

and "ah I'm sorry my love you're feeling a bit tired let me hold her, is everything alright?" and yes of course everything's perfect because they're together and they're still alive and they can finally rest easy now that the Seireitei's safe and in good hands so no worries if Jushiro's a bit tired and will nap all afternoon because now there's no obligation for him to stretch himself thin. It's all good.

the kid will fall asleep too and that's it

#shunuki #ukitake jushiro #shunsui kyoraku #bleach #daily reminder that i'm still not over these two mdroghroihfuckers #i love them so much it hurts #makes zero sense but i stand by these points

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11queensupreme11 · 6 months

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I really hope someone makes a book about ROR! Gods watching or well reading Percy’s life 🙏🙏 I’m ESPECIALLY excited for the gods reaction then they learn them from another universe has so much beef with a child 😭😭😭 Like do the PJO! Gods not have hobbies?? Is fighting and getting humbled by a kid their only pass time??

i hope so tooooo 😭 i just know that shit would be fun to read about, especially with how DIFFERENT their counterparts are

pjo!poseidon is a whore who dresses like a fisherman whereas ror!poseidon is a perfectionist who dresses like a whore

pjo!hades is an emo loser whose basically the reject of his family whereas ror!hades is widely loved and relied on by many gods in multiple pantheons

pjo!heracles is... a bitch whereas ror!heracles is an angel

pjo!zeus is a paranoid idiot whereas ror!zeus is a goofy idiot

pjo!hermes is a grieving dad whose kid tried to end the world whereas ror!hermes is literally zeus' butler 💀

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ARES!!!! PJO!ARES' BEEF WITH PERCY WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! POOR ROR!ARES IS GONNA BE SWEATING WITH FEAR

zeus and hades are gonna be sooo flabbergasted cuz why are their counterparts trying so hard to kill their 12 year old niece??? what is wrong with them? a FURY??? a CHIMERA???? what are they thinking?!?!?

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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hyperfreaksating · 4 months

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Talking about the Buggy to Crocodile simp pipeline : Would Crocodile be Reds type? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying he actually has any chances when Buggy is around or that Buggy need to worry about his wife being unfaithful, not even a little, more in a:

Getting silly after sex and shooting the shit with each other „Okay, Okay, „Fuck, marry,kill“ Sir Crocodile, Boa Hancock, Mihawk“ „Okay…. Marry Boa, obviously“ „Obviously.“ „…. Ooof… hard decision. There’s no way in hell I would come close to being able to kill either of them…. So I guess I’ll just go by who’d be the better lay…Kill Mihawk, fuck Crocodile I suppose.“ „…. Really? Huh.“ „Is that so surprising?“ „Nah, nah, he’s super hot, just didn’t think you’d go for him.“ „Listen. Mihawk is really handsome and all but Crocodile is just… god…“ „…“ „…. Aw. Too much? I’m sorry babe you’re still the hottest thing around. It’s just for the game. If we’d have played „Fuck marry cherish“ you’d be all options for me.“ „Haha, no it’s fine Bugs-„ Red smiles at her husband. „I’d totally fuck Crocodile too.“

Haaanw that's a cute prompt, thanks anon!

But to be honest I don't think Crocs would be Reddie's type. Neither Mihawk, tho. They are tooooo much serious! They take themselves too seriously! She really would find them annoying. I think she could have some "hate fuck pulsions" to them and could be somehow attracted by Mihawk sarcastic bitch jokes buuuut that would be all.

She fell for Buggy mostly because

She was bored as hell and he brought so many laughter into her life

He's an overcute pathetic whiny ass and she fell for this vulnerability.

sooo the big dark-sasuke-I'm-too-badass-to-show-feelings energy isn't really for her.

I thiiiink she would rather have a soft spot for men like Franky (would respect too much Frobin to ever admit that - just I can easily imagine Robin and Red spending time on the Sunny's desk and looking at Franky and Red saying "damn sis, you have good tastes in men") or even Bonclay.

... Which may or may not piss off Buggy who could feel kind off insulted to not find himself in the "super badass casually sexy men" case.

She would also have a thing for Ace I think. He's way too young for her but nothing real, just a "damn if I had met you in my 20's, I would have fell for you young wolf" feeling you know?

However when it comes to women she can go Sanji mode real quick.

(so in your scenario, she would have say Fuck Boa without hesitation) (it may or may be in a situation like this that Buggy realised his wife goes both ways, tho.)

#buggy the clown #captain buggy #buggy one piece #redbombshipping #redbomb family #buggy x oc #buggy x reddie #one piece #sir crocodile

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nonbinaryaubrey · 1 year

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can you share some stuff about phantump Sunny..

OKOK i will . try. ITS VERY JUST LIKE. whats the term.. idk. kinda convoluted tho since its a side au of a different au (and theyre both WIP aus tooooo wauuugh)

putting this under the cut bc . erm. gets embarrassed talking about my own au. it feels a bit out there for an omori au concept so immmm. ueueu. scareds

but uhmm. I thiiink ive talked about my Zoroark Omori AU yeah? Branch AU of my PLA AU where Sunny (called omori in that au) ends up dying in hisui and becomes a zoroark, and after uh.. how ever many years the difference is between hisui and modern times is. ends up finding himself back in faraway town, and uhh. with how hisuian zoroarks kind of. are. and some other stuff i dont wanna make this post too long, he is not happy when he comes across his old friends and his past self again.

thiiis is where things kiiinda differ ?? bc like. ok. so the circumstances in the Zoromori au r kind of changed so it functions kinda like a time loop (Sunny gets eebied to hisui - dies - spends the next 100-200 years or so alone, becoming a BIT of a bitch. old man. - finds himself back in faraway town, during the time his friends were there - kiinda. probablly not completely intentionally, causes Sunny to get eebied to hisui. cycle repeats) so like. me and my friend were discussing ways to have this cycle break. we came up with a couple but one of the ways was having Sunny get. fucking killed thanks to Omori (again. probably not intentionally.?) leaading too ^_^ Phantump Sunny!! Omori kind of dumps his body off in the woods hoping no one will find it and either runs off or takes his place (it. it makes sense i promise he has reasons i just have trouble wording them) . idk ^_^

I think Basil probably ends up eventually finding him, but probably wouldnt recognize the phantump as Sunny, especially if like. Omori just started disguising himself as Sunny. Basil would have no reason to believe hes dead obv. He just has this weird little tree following him around all the time now its his new friend :) (unaware of the horrors)

SORRYSORRY this is a . poor explanation and, again, a bit of an out there au for omori.. its just kinda smth for me and my friend to mess around with .. i hoped u liked reading about it tho!! ik im coming across as very nervous but !! i am glad u asked about it :]

#GWAH sorry talking about some of my AUs gets me a bit nervous.. but yeah i do appreciate u asking about him tho..#id be glad to answer any more questions u have !!#my fucked up little phantump son.. theres more to him but i think this is long enough #he is sooo sads #asks #cowardlychimera #aubrey.txt #phantump sunny au

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feelbokkie · 10 months

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...so do you download a cursor? how do you use it for your tumblr account? i wanna do it tooooo help meh 😩

You have to add it to the code. Which sound scary, but I've been copying and pasting html code on here since I was 12 and it's a lot than it seems.

Feelbokkie's School of Customizing your Tumblr Blog 101 below the cut:

First you have to go to the actual webpage of your blog, which for you should be weird-bookworm.tumblr.com

On the top left corner there should be a set of icons that look like this:

Click the one that looks like a painter's palette (the fourth one from the left)

Your page should now look something like this:

We're going to focus on the sidebar for now

Go ahead and click this bitch right here:

It should open up a page that has a lot of intimidating code that looks like this:

Scroll all the way to the bottom of all that code. I'm not 100% sure you need to scroll to the bottom but that's how I've always done it and it makes it easier to keep track of the code I add myself

You're going to to the very end of the last line of the code and press enter. It should go from this:

To this:

if you haven't done so already, this is now the time to go copy the html that you're going to use. Make sure you copy all of it. It should start with a "<" and end with ">" (without quotations of course)

Paste the html into that new line

Next, you're going to want to check to see if the code actually worked. So FIRST, you're going to press this button at the very top of the code:

Once you press that, you should be able to go to the right side of your screen where that preview of your blog it. Since you're only changing the cursor, it should show up immediately once you're on the preview page.

Satisfied with the preview? Good, this last step is crucial! For the love of fuck, press the blue save button that should have shown up next to the update preview button after you updated the preview:

If you don't and you leave the page, all your work will be for naught. I can't tell you how many times I spent working on past blogs, adding music, scroll bars, cursors, etc. all to forget to press save and lose hours of work.

And voilá you now have successfully changed the cursor for your blog. It'll only work on your main blog page. If none of that worked, idk what to tell you. The person who wrote the code might have forgotten to add something or you didn't copy all of the code or a third thing that none of us will ever know.

Happy blogging!

#feelbokkie answers

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adamsvanrhijn · 10 months

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RULES: post the names of the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPs.

tagged by @dnickels. like the last time i did this: i am not sharing all of my wips + nor tagging as many people as i have WIPs because we would be here all day. not even sure i follow enough people. ie i am going to limit it to my tga ones because there are fewer of those.

tooooo many basic bitch lyric titles incoming, INCLUDING at least one that is not even a song i like much but the lyrics spoke 2 me for blorbo, i posted about that one a while ago. i bet you can guess. i used to have good taste idk when i lost it (2020). also several untitled where it took the first lines of the document. such is the way of google docs. this feels deeply embarrassing

Untitled document

(your love was) handmade for somebody like me

[we were somewhere else]

1.01

1.09

5 times

1875 Adams gives the usher two dollars

at dinner parties i'll call you out on your contrarian shit <3

Boston (like it could be love)

drafting

first at oscar's

first meetings

hands

hold me in your humble grace (i can feel the sun on you)

home first time

house hunting

i keep a close watch on this heart of mine

incomplete list of men experiencing "college age man" syndrome

lunch bank holiday

moving in together something something

no working title 1.09

politics etc

post Newport

stargazing

we were a fresh page on the desk (filling in the blanks as we go)

he's been in ~europe~

mirror

noisy

Oscar catches him by the wrist, gently

vamp

you could be the one that i love

i can still make the whole place shimmer (i'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror)

"So soon

tagging: @likehandlingroses, @votsalot, @madeline-kahn, @javert, @whartonists, @effervescentyellow, @shortcrust, @sinceremercy, @marschallin, @torturelabyrinth

#fic talk tag

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s0lar-ch3ri · 1 year

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SO MATPAT IS COVERING ROBLOX GAMES

i never thought mat pat would do roblox theories but since he did ima do my own theory before i watch the vid (spoilers for the game ig?)

right so yall remember the tube where it says they were made? yeah, thats basically a big part of the theory, but as well as something else.

yes i went onto fucking youtube and looked this video up. its from the intro scene, but theres an odd part in it.

there is a motherfucking bio hazard sign right there. id have to say this and tube are probably highly correlated. and ill tie it in with the crash as well, dont worry, but let me start from the beginning of the story/the earliest part of lore i got theories for, and i'll do evidence for each part as i go. first off, the school bus driver. that man had to either work with red or be heavily affected by the chemicals to drive that way. its obvious by the lobby area looking like a school, the words "Going on a field trip...", and the school bus that we're school students on a field trip (weird how its at night but i wont talk about that) to oddworld, a theme park. (image below for what we see of oddworld)

its quite obviously that way and even if the sign changed the driver should have a gps to show where. not to mention the big ferris wheel should light the way to go and biohazard sign should light where to not. yet the driver still fucking turns the other way. its hard to believe the chemicals would be able to affect them up there (if im wrong do correct me idfk how chemicals work really) so the only logical answer was this character worked with red. either the driver purposefully crashed or they breathed in chemicals and shit happened. either way, they crashed the end. just kidding, lets get into my next intro theory! oddworld is owned by the same company that made the rainbow friends. they look a lot like mascots of a theme park, plus no theme park would willingly build by biohazards unless wanting to do some crazy experiment which requires luring kids out to kidnap them for tests, right? (yep, this another theory) not to mention, it ties in with the driver working for red idea. if they used the theme park as a codework, itd be less sussy (im sorry) if they were caught and searched. now, lets move onto the actual gameplay for theories!

(credits to @arcadianxanadus for placing themselfs there for this image as my stupid ass died to fucking green) the chemicals did shit to the rainbow friends for sure, and by the image shows, the company was knowingly keeping them inside the building. not to mention, these bitches are fucking color coded. do note this: theyre kept in the same room as all the items needed to be collected. im mainly concerned how they fucking eat here and the chemicals are still there. another thing to note, everyone but purple has 2 chemical containers. purple only has one. oh, and dont forget, PURPLE IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEVER SEE FULLY. is it possible that hes had so many chemical shit hes too horrified to let himself be seen fully, implying these bitches have sentience for their existence and have a brain that can worry what others think of him? yep, bingo. will i get into purple more? for sure, but lets back track tooooo...

TUBE! (most to all images will be taken because of my trooper arcadian) its quite obvious this tube did experiment shit with the rainbow friends. the machine seems to have rusted from being fucking old (l bozo /j) and thus probably wouldn't even work now. the chemical containers i believe powered this thing but when something went wrong, they stopped. so what could have gone wrong? i have two guesses. purple, or red. purple is the most advanced of the ones found during game play, actually following the closest player and hiding in vents to catch you, however he seems to also be the most wild (get more into him later). red, however, is most intelligent of the rainbow friends seemingly, since he can actually function technology, set up a sleeping quarters, plan out events, identify objects, speak english, and other things. but enough on red and purple, lets say good bye to the tube! finally, we start with characters (no more images because 1. its been days since i started this post, 2. i dont have the energy to actually live in rainbow friends to take ss for this kinda stupid post thing, and 3. i wanna get into the vid soon so yeah)! lets get into blue. so what i believe happened to all the rainbow friends is either they were puppets turned alive or humans turned to monsters, so ill go with the human one. i have looked way too much into bot patterns so deal with it. blue commonly hangs out around wider areas and ive seen goes into the theater a lot, more than the other bots im sure. he also enters some of the locations (if not all locations) of the blocks we look for on night 1. ive seen him stop while walking out of nowhere then turn around multiple times so theres also that. i feel blue was a small child before who was the main star of the show (i mean hes got the crown and stuff so id assume) that got lured into the tube and blah blah. itd explain why hed walk around in the theater the most (to me at least). it would also make sense to not suspecting the boxes, people on a set would have boxes filled with items like props or costumes or whatever.

next up: green! this celery stick is blind and has a pattern of mainly sticking to hallways, but will once of twice enter the theater only to block a door. like blue (i forgot to mention this in blues part but oh well), green can start below and climb the ladder (image above). i believe green could have possibly been a worker at the place who was tricked into going inside the tube. it'd make sense as to why a box would be unusual for him to find, he knows a box wouldnt be there originally.

next rainbow friend on the list is orange. orange has a visible pattern but is the only one who you can make not hunt you by feeding him food. i believe orange was a dog before being orange, seeing how hes fed something that looks like dog food and has a den like wolves would. FINALLY WE GET INTO HIM!!! PURPLE, THE VENT GOBLIN!!! i only found his pattern through how my friend got in a server alone. purple doesnt have a certain area he goes, but he does go to the closest player. hes also the only one that we never see fully. what he actually is can confuse me. that means i sadly cant fully say what he could be without an idea of what more than his arms and eyes and mouth look like. however, there is something i want to go back to (which obvi connects to purple). remember tube? theres writing on the walls talking about where "they" (the rainbow friends) were made and a picture of the tube. this couldnt have been there originally, so someone had to have written it. i suspect purple, and heres why. blues design is like a marshmellow (all images below). green's fingers wouldnt work for holding chalk, plus hes blind. orange seems to wild to be able to write words that neat, and again his hands are pinchers. purple has four fingers which could grip, and seems like he could write similar to that. not to mention its next to a vent. its also a bit ironic that purple isn't there (ik orange isnt there i was tryna be silly). also i know that there are images on google on what purple looks like normally, but i dont know for sure if those are right so for now i wont take a chance.

alright now we finish up (finally, ik) characters with red! red seems to have the most lore connected to him and the most intelligence as well. he can actually talk and kidnap children on field trips and see his surroundings (/hj). to me, it seems like a classic "testing on (insert thing) but something went wrong) type deal. i feel though, it went wrong twice. purple seems the closest to matching red's intelligence and red could have written the message as well, if he were helping us. before someone thinks he is, he literally kidnapped us. what i think of red? hes a scientist doing illegal tests on children without moral problems it seems. what the results are and why he needs them, there could be multiple reasons. now we move onto other details, starting with ourselves! we're obviously a school kid, but since im an overthinker, im getting an age range. the image(s) below is taken from this video. lets ignore the tall people and focus on black haired girl in the front (first image). now, i went ahead and got a picture of her in the other scene when the bus crashes just for another size reference. i picked her since she seems to be average height in game. with a google search, i found a roblox character is about '5"1 (or 154 cm). i went in and the joined the game so i could get a school reference (3rd and 4th pic is of school) and see what grade area it may be (elementary, middle, high school, or beyond). the school didnt provide much help, so i took focus on the playground. to me, it seems as though this is an elementary school, seeing how only an elementary would have a playground from what i know. i tried to look up a fifth grader's average height, which is 56 for a male and 57 for a female, the 57 equaling 4.75 feet. yeah, not gonna work. then i remembered before that some elementaries have 6th grade. i checked it out, around 5 foot. bingo! now onto age. the age range i found is 11-12 years old. yay, we know around how old the players are possibly! now, theres a big part here ive overlooked: its fucking nighttime. the only way for this to actually be a regular field trip at night would be if a;its a multi day trip or b;this is a boarding school. this couldnt be a multi day trip since thats only for camps and shit, not a fucking theme park. so boarding school? nope. assuming this takes place in the us, kids dont normally go to boarding school until 9th or 10th grade. plus, the building doesnt seem to be a boarding school. so whats happening? i suspect that this experiment process was a sort of deal with the school to borrow kids from an after school program id guess seeing how little the amount of kids there are and how ive seen no signs of searching for these missing kids. basically, kids getting experimented on. next theory!

this is gonna be the last im sure, but it has to do with each nights quests. night 1 is the blocks, night 2 is the food packets, night 3 is the batteries, and night 4 is the fuses. i feel theres symbolization in the quests so lets buckle into it (if ya get the reference, nice). the blocks i feel represent how blue acts like a baby whos still developing their brain. the food packets obvi are for orange and the batteries are supposed to mean our escape, the fuses coming after meaning not as well planned. however, they also could mean something else. both times we get something electrical, purple is out. not to mention, the fuse night/night 4 feels more like purples night while night 3/battery night seems to be more suited to orange as in an intro to him. the tube seems like it wouldnt use batteries if you look at its design. however, something like fuses would seem to work. what am i implying? purple broke the machine. yep, i came to a conclusion! i would go over details, but you can read through and peace together shit so i dont have to keep repeating myself over and over. and thats basically all the theories ive had on rainbow friends before watching mat pat! this has taken me a while and im tired but am whiling to write more on the theory thing! bye now!

#THIS TOOK WAY TO FUCKING LONG #op is not okay lmao #roblox #rainbow friends #game theory minus the matpat

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dykeomania · 1 year

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OMG OMG I DIDNT WANNA ASSUME YOU WERE LIKE INTO INTO ASTROLOGY SO I DIDNT GO INTO DEPTH BUT…

imo, ellie’s sun sign (and rising sign) is iffy but there is no doubt in my mind that this bitch has a gemini moon… like your moon sign in astrology represents your inner emotions, desires, feelings, pretty much all the shit below the surface that you don’t show to other people, some stuff you may not even recognize about yourself…

and ellie to me just has the versatility of a gemini moon… so many thoughts and feelings (she may not know how to say them just right but her journal entries tell it all.) … she’s very imaginative (angel knives game with riley, her astronaut moment with joel on her bday) and she has so many little different things and interests that come with her (music, science, drawing and painting, etc.)

she has some aries elements for sure though… i don’t wanna bore you cause i could talk about this all day but these are some of my thoughts lol.

no because i'm actually super intrigued because i really like how you're thinking about this its kind of challenging my mind in a couple of ways

you know, like, one thing that i find particularly tricky is that it is so easy to look at like 19/20 year old ellie and make assumptions based off of her behavior without factoring in all of the. like. Shit. that she went though in her adolescence that may have .. perhaps.. idk Calcified?? or Dimmed?????? some of her innate cosmic characteristics. like you see her standing off to the side at a party or whatever and you see how she and maybe she's kind of just become more like blocked off. because it's so easy to look at that and be like Oh My God... Scorpio Rising... but like no... i feel like she's a sag rising...

anyways anyways anyways about this gemini moon though what im essentially saying like to this entire point is Im Convinced and im Definitely looking for other things because of how convened i am do you get what im staying

she is so gemini moon, like. and i definitely feel like she does have a lot of fire in her chart, most definitely. it amplifies the anger. however i do see a little bit of aiiiiiirrrr in there tooooo. maybe her stellium is just sag. does she give sag stellium? i'm not sure

#hmmmmmmmmm #twirls my apple pencil #mm mm mm #mia what are you talking about

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justhereforeskel · 2 years

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For the artist ask game: 10, 11 and 12 please? 👀🥰

Have a lovely day!! :D

Hi hi! 💜

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

None. Seriously, I hate clothing - shirtless Eskel is shirtless for many reasons, but a good bit of it is because I hate drawing shirts. I suppose I draw enough lingerie, but not sure if that qualifies as clothes 😏

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

YES - I've always got music playing while I draw. I tend to have a single song on repeat for a given piece, something that's caught me in the concept stage of the art. Lately it's been Gallop 2.0 because it's just such excellence.

Though I will admit when I draw body hair, out comes the Work Bitch because it has such a perfect beat for all those little lines...

I drew a lot of body hair last year (●__●)

12. Easiest part of body to draw

Dem tiddies (✿◕‿◕✿)

I hope you have a lovely day tooooo 💜🐺

#nel rambles #nel answers #artist ask game #you all knew the answer to 12 anyway

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blueburds · 3 years

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i just want to make a bunch of cyoot twi’leks and make em all connected or related to each other 👉👈

#shenanigans #Fen and Alt have a cousin in WoW who's kaldorei. i'll probably make him and maybe change his name up #his name's 'Feran' which sounds a bit too much like Fen sndfjknsd #i've got Sen'tulo i can always flesh out cuz she a bad bitch #and A'lea tooooo #AH. too many characters too little time

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safcriarchive · 7 years

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Every ship.

send me a ship and I’ll tell you… !

fleur & jae !

who asks the other on dates: jae. bitch

who is the bigger cuddler: FLEEEEEEUR :D

who remembers anniversaries: omg neither they deadass forget they are even dating

who is more possessive: jae. deadass jae

who gets more jealous: fleur. holy shit fleur all those fucking fights cuz shes so damn insecure .. bitch

who is more protective: jae.

who initiates sexy times the most: BOOOOOTH. all they do is fight and fuck

who dislikes PDA the most: both. fuckigng

who kills the spider: jae

who asks the the other to marry them: jae :( SKSKS SKSK

who buys the other flowers or gifts: jae..sometimes.

who would bring up possibly having kids: FLEUR

who is more nervous to meet the parents: jae. pussy

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: omg to be honest fleur .. he loves his mama so much she gotta meet expectations

who tries to make up first after arguments: fleur. jae a fucking hardass

who tells the other they love them more often: both man all the fucking time

kaija & lane !

who asks the other on dates: kaija :D

who is the bigger cuddler: lane....

who remembers anniversaries: omg lane probably but kaija too. if she forgot she’d play it off like she hadnt

who is more possessive: KAIJA

who gets more jealous: equally. this is a rs

who is more protective: kaija probably..lane too

who initiates sexy times the most: kaija.......oh man fuck this girl

who dislikes PDA the most: neither...they love it. they proud to be gay. unless its lane around her parents

who kills the spider: both they hard core

who asks the the other to marry them: KAIJA!!!!!

who buys the other flowers or gifts: lane...softie

who would bring up possibly having kids: oh btich... this would be a big ass deal cuz ? her parents dont know .. kaija would but in like uhhh . if ur parents dont know how we gonna have kids and get married.

who is more nervous to meet the parents: kai >:(

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: kaija

who tries to make up first after arguments: LANE!!

who tells the other they love them more often: lane...

xavier & cody !

who asks the other on dates: xavier ... cody would curve tho.

who is the bigger cuddler: cody :) she just wont admit it..

who remembers anniversaries: xavier he good like that

who is more possessive: XAVIEEEEER

who gets more jealous: cody. bitch

who is more protective: xavier...he thinks hes hardcore now that hes done time

who initiates sexy times the most: both;)

who dislikes PDA the most: cody. hardass

who kills the spider: xavier!!!! but cody would get pissy that he thinks she cant

who asks the the other to marry them: xavier:)

who buys the other flowers or gifts: xav..

who would bring up possibly having kids: cody but probably dragging him. “u wouldnt be able to handle kids”

who is more nervous to meet the parents: xavier...hes a fucking criminal

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: xav.

who tries to make up first after arguments: XAVIER.

who tells the other they love them more often: equally...once a month? SKSKSK

salvador & shea !

who asks the other on dates: sal...eventually

who is the bigger cuddler: shea :( SKSKKS

who remembers anniversaries: shea :D

who is more possessive: SALVADOR

who gets more jealous: sal no questions asked. shea but its lowkey

who is more protective: salvador duh...

who initiates sexy times the most: SAL...shea when she get more confident with him

who dislikes PDA the most: sal. bitch

who kills the spider: SAL!!!!!

who asks the the other to marry them: sal cuz hes traditional but like. would he let it go there or would be like sike commitment ..

who buys the other flowers or gifts: shea generally..

who would bring up possibly having kids: shea :D

who is more nervous to meet the parents: sal. he wouldnt let her meet his dad cuz hes an ass. protect shea

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: sal.

who tries to make up first after arguments: shea :D

who tells the other they love them more often: shea :( SLSSKSKSK sal during sex probably...

nate & jay !

who asks the other on dates: jay actually...this is wild. nates ego would never let him

who is the bigger cuddler: JAY :D

who remembers anniversaries: nate. mainly cuz he notes everything down

who is more possessive: nate..

who gets more jealous: JAY

who is more protective: nate for sure.

who initiates sexy times the most: both bro..both.

who dislikes PDA the most: NATEEE:(

who kills the spider: nate.

who asks the the other to marry them: nate!!!!!!hes all for marriage .. my committal muse

who buys the other flowers or gifts: nate:)

who would bring up possibly having kids: jay :O

who is more nervous to meet the parents: jay probably ... his parents have high standards.

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: nate.

who tries to make up first after arguments: jay!

who tells the other they love them more often: BOTH!!!

kerris & junseo !

who asks the other on dates: kerris actually... like. a date via running away? SKSKSK

who is the bigger cuddler: jun!

who remembers anniversaries: JUN!

who is more possessive: jun :D

who gets more jealous: KEEEEEEERRIS.......”oh ur texting ur ex? lol ok”

who is more protective: jun. shes destructive he has to be

who initiates sexy times the most: kerris. in a car while he driving to another state

who dislikes PDA the most: neither they all for public EVERYTHING;)

who kills the spider: jun

who asks the the other to marry them: JUN

who buys the other flowers or gifts: JUN!

who would bring up possibly having kids: kerris would run at the word kid.

who is more nervous to meet the parents: kerris :( SKSKSKSK shes not everyones cup of tea...

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: JUNSEOOOO

who tries to make up first after arguments: jun :D

who tells the other they love them more often: kerris. shes nasty she’d use it to manipulate him

rory & ko !

who asks the other on dates: ko :D in secret..

who is the bigger cuddler: rory!

who remembers anniversaries: rory :D

who is more possessive: ko ..

who gets more jealous: both. cuz hes older and sexy and everyone want his dick... cuz shes hot and going to college around ugly boys

who is more protective: ko :D

who initiates sexy times the most: ko shes deadass pure

who dislikes PDA the most: ko

who kills the spider: KO!

who asks the the other to marry them: ko... she’d cry

who buys the other flowers or gifts: rory probably make him a fucking daisy chain

who would bring up possibly having kids: RORY :D

who is more nervous to meet the parents: neither they probably already know them

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: KO!!!!

who tries to make up first after arguments: rory.

who tells the other they love them more often: rory!

xio & striker !

who asks the other on dates: striker .. SKSKSK

who is the bigger cuddler: XIO :D

who remembers anniversaries: neither. dickheads

who is more possessive: striker probably

who gets more jealous: BOOOTH

who is more protective: both. cuz they were best friends first bro.. mad protective

who initiates sexy times the most: xio. after that first smash she gonna be on it all the time..

who dislikes PDA the most: striker

who kills the spider: STRIKER!

who asks the the other to marry them: striker aw..

who buys the other flowers or gifts: probably neither they past that. or gifts in terms of like ? food ? both..

who would bring up possibly having kids: xio. she love babies

who is more nervous to meet the parents: they already met them bro

who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: striker cuz she’d kick him out. or xio cuz she’d storm out

who tries to make up first after arguments: xio

who tells the other they love them more often: both or neither . mood dependent

#BITCH THIS WAS TOOOOO MANY #PAIRING — FLEUR & JAE: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — KAIJA & LANE: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — XAVIER & CODY: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — SALVADOR & SHEA: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — NATE & JAY: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — KERRIS & JUNSEO: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — RORY & KO: ㄟ ღ about !#PAIRING — XIO & STRIKER: ㄟ ღ about !#zehpyrs

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bucksboobs · 3 years

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Honestly tooooo many a y'all are like but but. But TIMKON bitch SUPERMAN IS BISEXUAL

#jon kent #that alone is fucking amazing

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pantsless-glowboy-stan · 3 years

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hero appreciation day is a feeling not constrained by time, so i present to you: an incomplete list of mira's outfits! i have so many thoughts. details/notes/reasoning under the cut. a general note: the amount of knives on her person increases exponentially as time goes on. by the end of this she has So Many knives.

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body type: she's never been skinny, but she definitely has less muscle mass, due to a) being often underfed for 18 years and b) not holding a sword until she was about 19. she didn't take excellent care of her hair until celestia taught her fancy braided updos and coaxed her into buying nice soaps and shampoos, hence the split ends.

rogue: very practical! there are at least four knives on her person and she is not going to tell you where they are. this outfit has probably been Through The Wringer. her aim here was something easily fixed and easily cleaned.

soulweaver: this is one of the very few things she's ever successfully woven, and tomix had to guide her through it. (this is not the shirt which got its sleeves flexed off. tomix might have actually killed her if she made sleeves just to destroy them.) i tried to combine aegis's book 1 boots and soulweaver's....umm. platforms? for the shoes. she uses this for stealth/speed, at least until she gets to book 2 and learns cryptic.

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dragonlord: she didn't get this until later in book 1, but i still don't know exactly when! she used it up until she got frozen. the torso armor is silver because even i found it to be Too Much gold. the shield has draco's titan likeness on the front, but i forgot to draw that, oops. (the sword isn't based on anything, i just like Feathers.)

(technically cryptic - a non-calamity version, combined with soulweaver - should be here, but i was too lazy to draw it. maybe someday. she uses it after getting out of the ice up tooooo just before the end of the void ship? since she dropped A Good Bit of strength while in the ice, and couldn't handle her dragonlord swords yet.)

master soulweaver: she receives this from tomix sometime during the void ship's travels and, immediately upon returning home, throws it into the depths of her closet, never to be seen again. the collar is meant to echo draco's mane! it was intended to be a comfy place for them to sit, but, well...sorry tomix, if you wanted this to be worn, you should have tried Not Dying

cryptic (calamity version): she doesn't use dragonlord after draco is taken, for fear it will strain them even further. she doesn't use her spiritlooms either; after a a nasty spat with aegis about whether or not it's healthy to strain herself Quite So Hard, she refuses to touch them until draco is purified.

this outfit is also partially soulwoven - the cape and boots, specifically - but she, uh, wasn't super concerned about keeping that cape nice. she doesn't know why it tore in the shape of eyes in some places, but she throws it out and tries not to think about it.

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body type: Thick Thighs Save Lives. also those socks are soulwoven. she purchased them from some poor unsuspecting weaver, said "cool, thanks!" and made them look Like That in front of their eyes. she is now banned from buying clothes in ravenloss, which is why she had to go to danyel for the gala outfit.

gala: FANCY BITCH HOURS. she thought for half a second about wearing the master soulweaver outfit to the gala - it's appropriately fancy if she changes the colors - but immediately dismissed it because Haha No. the thought process was basically like this:

mira: no I will not wear this fancy outfit it has painful memories. let me go get a different outfit that's going to be equally uncomfortable for similar reasons

mira when the outfits are basically the same: [surprised pikachu.png]

okay i know it's not The Same but like. the sparkles, the design on the side of the pants, the rope closure. it's similar enough to have made her throat close up as soon as she saw it. she probably should have figured that it would be similar - tomix had an excellent eye for her style, and of course the headmaster of edelia would as well - but she swallows her protests, wears it to the gala, and lets it join master soulweaver in the depths of her closet afterward. (re: sword: it's aegis's emanation katana, only Bigger!)

dragonlord/master soulweaver: she uses this for The Rest of book 3! ditched the torso and leg armor for ease of movement, switched out the gauntlets for her fancy new spiritlooms, and added a nice quilted vest. not pictured: renegade-style shield, which is made with [soulweaver mumbling] and is connected to aegis. it functions as a normal shield, but it's made to absorb ice energy - she's never going to get frozen again. the sword is a mashup of the ultra omniknight blade, the dimensionally shifted blade, and also i added galaxy stuff For Fun.

i think ??? that's all?? subject to editing if i think of anything else, it's 12:30 am oops

#just realized that they are out of alignment and that is going to bother me forever but i'm too lazy to fix it #dragonfable #oc heroes #miranai the hero #hero appreciation day #original #my art

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 27+28.11.20 lbs

27.11.20

lmao i was gonna get suuuuuuper mad at kabir for being in her room but then he’s like:

“hi.”

....................... and i instantly snorted happily. vishal is realllllllllly just so likable that i just can’t with him anymore. i love when adorable marshmallows like him and shrenu play evil. you just cannot fucking hate them!

blah blah humaara kamra, mera kamra nonsense.

shaadi ka joda gift. with that tackyyyyyyyyyyyyassss KABIR KI RIDDHIMA written on it. main marr jaooon par kabhi bhi aisa kuch na pehnoon, no matter how much i love the guy.

“kuch hi derr mein tum VANSH ki riddhima se, KABIR ki riddhima ho jaogi.” coz even in 2020, women are nothing but chattel to be passed on from one man to another.

riddhima is thinking fat chance, bitch.

telling him she’ll never wear red for him, coz “laal pyaar ka rang hota hai, aur main sirf ek insaan se pyaar karti hoon, aur woh hai vansh.”

“toh yeh bhi vansh ke paise se hi liya hai.” lmaooooooooo

ghani beizzati by saying she’s already bought a joda for herself, a white one. which honestly looks muchhhhhhhhhh nicer than the red one acc. to me but ok.

vansh checking his account balance and seeing that there’s charges for two wholeass designer jodas bought for a shaadi that’s not even gonna happen:

anyway kabir’s like ok who cares, colour doesn’t matter, shaadi toh tumhari honi hai mujhse blah blah.

kabir doesn’t like mandap setup. coz all white. and apparently aryan was in charge of it? coz he’s getting dragged by the collar for it.

good. i don’t feel any sympathy.

ishani is like dekh liya nateeeja iss loserrrrrrrr ki khushaamad karne ka? when has vansh ever treated you like this no matter how mad he’s gotten at you? he always protected you.

behen kyun bhains ke aage been bajaa rahi ho? yeh manhoos baaz nahi aana.

ishani flounced away and aryan’s now vowing revenge against kabir. abbe yaar, tera list toh kabhi khata hi nahi hota.

why the fuck are these ppl soooooooooo dressed up for a wedding they don’t even want to participate in? itna toh main apni genuine shaadi ke liye naa sajjjjjjoon.

suddenly ishani is allllll about bado ka sammaaan and parampara, pratishthaaaaa, anushaasan and all. lmao ok?????

tod di choodi uski kalaayi par. jaisa bhai, waisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hi behen.

shaadi mubarak indeed. lol.

riddhima’s calling vihaan and freakingout ki woh paise leke bhaag gaya. you are so fucking stupid sis, why would you give him that much fucking money BEFORE HE EVEN SHOWED THE FUCK UP??????????

“tum thodi weird nahi ho????” bhai obvious sawaal naa pooch.

anyway he’s like calm yo tits, untwist your panties, i’ll get there on time.

kabir instead of fixing his maatam waala mandap is back skulking around vihaan’s container box house. ladki ko shaadi karni bhi nahi hai and she’s sitting there ready from 3 hours before, aur yeh, jissko shaadi ki utaavli chadhi thi, is out doing randomassssss jasoosi, coz that’s the priority rn. sounds legit.

VIHAAN THE DUMBASS TOOK OFF THE CCTV CAMERA AND PACKED IT. GOD YOU’RE ALLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING AQAL KE DUSHMAN IN THIS SHOW.

kabir sneaking in with gunnnnnnn.

how the fuck am i supposed to take him seriously with these bachchon waale sports shoes?!!?!?!? GIVE THE MAN HIS COMBAT BOOTS BACK SO HELP ME GODDDDDD

he’s peeking in the door and making some threatening statements about oh ho yeh hai tumhara plan, main sab khatammmmm kar doonga and all, but we never see wtf he’s looking at and this show is fulllllllllllll of red herrings, so........ idc.

riddhima putting on previous mangalsutra for this wedding and..... guts toh hai bandi main. badiii dheent hai.

mummy coming and saying blah blah usse utaar do this is your new mangalsutra and lmaoooooooooooooo

this is the tackiest fucking shit i’ve ever seen in my life. what’s with their obsession of putting their name on everything!?!!!?!!? what are you, an eight grader?!?!!?!?

anyway, bored with this ainvayi ki dhamki waala scene, fwding.

blah blah 2 ghante mein kaunsa chamatkaar hona hai and all......... WHY ARE YOU PPL SO DAMN OVERCONFIDENT????

meanwhile kabir is back and now harassing dadi. KISI KO TOH AKELA CHOD DE.

actually, lmao, i’d love to see him go try this shit on ishani and angre. it would be fucking glooooooooooorious lololololol.

anyway, he wants dadi’s aashirwaad in the form of vansh’s saafa (pagdi/turban). ABBE YAAAAAAAAAAR. USKE UNDERWEAR DRAWER SE JAAKE USKI CHADDI BHI LEKE PEHEN. ITNAAAAAAAAA WANNABE VILLAIN MAINE AAJ TAK NAHI DEKHA. HADHHHHHHH HAI.

chikni chupdi baatein ki i’m just trying to be the son vansh was to this house. if i wear his saafa, it’s like uski aashirwaad aur duaein meri saath hongi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICTURE VANSH’S FACE IS LITERALLY LIKE

anyway dadi is like really really fucking hurt by this and my god i wanna fucking murder kabir.

she’s literally telling him to pick anything else, it’s vansh’s nishaani and he’s like aap sab ke paas koi na koi nishaani hai, mere paas apne bhai ki koiiiiiiiii nishaani nahi hai blah blah and oh my god, this is truly the most villainous thing kabir has done, being thisssssss fucking emotionally manipulative. the absolute fuckkkkkkkk.

ugh anyway long story short. baandh diya dadi ne ukso saafa. bloody nonsense.

poor dadi phoot phoot ki ro rahi hai ki she’s losing vansh bit by bit. awwwww man it’s genuinely heartbreaking.

riddhima has witnessed this and is about to fuckkkkkk shit up lolll.

lmaoooooooooooo dayum.

wtf is your problem, i’m marrying you, why are you torturing the fam like this blah blah. kabir like physical, emotional, moral sabbbbbbbbbbb tarah se tod ke rakh doonga inn sabko and ugh god i just really fucking hate him.

but damn he just looks really good in this sherwani and hair all mussed up.

anyway he’s doing some real messed-up, genocidal dictator kinda talk and phew. is just askinggggggggg to be murdered.

and then lmao he abruptly switched to “bohut khoobsurat lag rahi ho tum; time kya ho raha hai???? ooooooh ek ghanta baaki hai.” and i legittttttt lol’d at the way he delivered it. I HATE VISHAL FOR NOT LETTING ME HATE KABIR IN PEACEEEEEEEEE.

riddhima panic-calling vihaan, wants to go check on him. mummy ne pakad liya, room mein badh kar diya coz K told her to handle riddhima’s bhagodi dulhan ways.

great. riddhima’s having a breakdown.

motivational call from the choti sarrdaarni. she kinda just looks like a tall baby shivangi joshi had with aditi dev sharma????

le, doosre show waale heroine ko bhi pata hai kabir kameena hai, iss show mein 3 episode pehle pata chala issko.

ok is the choti sarrdaarni delusional and having a make-believe phone call with the protagonist of her favt tv show IMMJ, coz she knows waaaaay more details than even the people in this house know about the plot and what went down. she’s talking about how vansh aakhri pal tak ladta raha and riddhima’s like huh, news to me, i just got there in time to see him spout some ghatiya shayari and then throw himself off a cliff.

anyway riddhima seems to have gotten strength from this deranged phone call, so............. good for her, i guess.

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28.11.20

next ep just abruptly started with kabir and mummy in riddhima’s room threatening her and i just.......... dude, whatever. i’m just gonna skim through this ep coz i know it’s just filler shit till literally the last 1 minute.

OK HE’S MANHANDLING HER AGAIN AND FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

dang helly looked evennnnnnnn younger in the first eps. legit baby face. at least now they’ve aged her up a lil with the makeup and styling.

he’s saying don’t bother waiting, no one is gonna come. OH BOY. VIHAAN ARE YOU OK????? ARE YOU OK??????? ARE YOU OK VIHAAN?!?!?!?!?

cue riddhima’s panic attack.

lmao kabir telling mummy ki iss shaadi mein ab koi speedbreaker nahi hai lol. heavy foreshadowing that ab se everything that can go wrong is definitely gonna go wrong.

suddenly at the speed of light kabir is back at the container home in his sherwani and saafa and holding vihaan at gunpoint????

oh. sapna tha riddhima ka. ouff. this stupid show has tooooo fucking many dream sequences.

someone give this bitch a klonopin coz watching her is making my anxiety shoot up.

mummy comes into room 2 min later and sees riddhima sleeping ghoongattttt and all. SURE. NOT SUS AT ALL THAT A BRIDE DYING OF ANXIETY WOULD TAKE A NAP 30 MIN BEFORE THE CEREMONY IN FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OUTFIT. TOTALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS.

DUDE SHE PULLED A NURSE WAALI HARKAT AGAIN. LMAOOOOOOOOO. KISKO SULAAAAAKE AAYI HAI TU, AAFAT?!?!?!!?

askdjasldkjlsakdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlkas. ALSO THE FACT THAT MUMMY RECOGNIZED HER FROM HER PRESS ON NAILS. LMAOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS SHOW.

LMAO RIDDHIMA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

lol mummy has to call and give bad news to kabir. and i am sad we didn’t get to see his volcanic reaction, which no doubt would have been epicccccccccccc.

10 MINUTES TO THE CEREMONY. VR MANSION IS 20 MIN AWAY FROM THE CONTAINER HOUSE (AS STATED BY V BEFORE) AND THIS SIS IS...........

RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

she finally got in and the whole place is empty. he practically lives in a storage unit, you telling me he went and moved his stuff to a whole different storage unit?????

new freakout within the pre-existing panic attack: kabir ne vihaan ko saaf kar diya ya vihaan paise leke bhaag gaya??

cut to fb: riddhima asking V all earnestly ki tum dhoka toh nahi doge na????

HIS ASS ACTUALLY SAID, LEMME TELL YOU A FACT ABOUT ME: I LOVE MY MOM. I SWEAR ON HER I WON’T BETRAY YOU.

AND SHE STILL DIDN’T GET THAT HE’S VANSH. MY GODDDDDDDD.

she’s like nope vihaan gave mummy promise so he won’t give dhoka. ah yes, the most sacred and inviolable of promises.

toh bacha alternative ki kabir has vihaan. 4th simultaneous panic attack in a panic attack. someone sedate this bitch.

aaaaaaaaaand kabir has sent a video of a bomb in VR mansion below the mandap. great.

and now he’s calling to say ki get your ass back home or imma scramble these eggheads called the raisinghanias.

lmao the bomb is counting forwards instead of backwards????

mummy saying MY BETA SMAAAAAARTEST. haan, tha..... kisi zamaane mein. ab nihaayati bewakoof ho gaya hai.

lmao kabir accosted a passing by angre and is like you need to be loyal to me as you were to vansh and lol angre’s like saaf saaf shabdon mein, fuckkkkkkk off.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KABIR WENT TO HURL THE NAARIYAL AT ANGRE’S RETREATING HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM HE’S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

lmao he goes to phodofy naariyal and:

abhi bappa ko huullllllllll de raha hai. overconfidence ki hadh toh dekho.

riddhima is back and hunting for the bomb and kabir comes bouncing the fake bomb around and she’s legit like TUMNE MUJHSE JHOOOOOT BOLA?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? lol bitch, seriously???? because he’s been the paragon of truth and virtue up until this moment??????

“apna hulia sudhaar ke aao. 5 min mein mrs. kabir banne waali ho. thoda standard toh match karo.” lmaooooo the sasss and disdaaaaaain he said that withhhhhh. boy knows he’s looking damn good today.

anyway blah blah shaadi has started. dadi is sad af. to the point where ishani is looking really concerned. i really love this soft ishani.

“kaash samay ka paiyya ulta ghoom jaaye aur mera vansh wapis aa jaaye mere paas.”

dadi, shoulda asked for world peace instead. just the one wish you had and you wasted it on getting your hellion pota back.

some more in-room threatening of riddhima by mummy. while riddhima is throwing out last minute prayers to bappa and vihaan ki bas just do something and stop this whole shitshow.

vihaan ka toh pata nahi, the shady fuck, but bappa like: